SENILITY
SENILITY
They say that one of the first symptoms is an inability to dress yourself properly…
(Madonna)
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First?
I’m seventeen and I have that.
:O
A shiny silver top hat?
What? The inability to dress yourself? I’m sorry.
A lot of people have had Madonna, I’m not sure I’d brag about it.
Class; you have it.
I mean, you having Madge probably would be a telephone number payment story.
Triple burned.
MY DREAM CAME TRUE, FIRST!!!!!!
MY DREAM CAME TRUE TOO, FAIL!!!!!!111oneoneeleven
This would be easier to laugh at if she wasn’t such a good singer. Or maybe she’s changed since Evita.
That only makes her more laughable. The fact that she can’t do without the ridiculous gimmicks despite having an actual talent.
Amen to that.
And those arms. Excuse me while I go throw up…
Those arms are ugly-yuck
Ya, I can’t stand the big bulgy veins. Blech!
On the bright side, I could start an IV on her from here…
Ewww, she can go crawl away to a cave somewhere and disappear already.
eeeeww gross, look at her veiny man-arms. how could she ever think that’s attractive? O_O
Oh, go to hell you Madonna haters. Yes, she needs to STOP EXERCISING, but she’s still better than all of you bitches combined.
Madonna has SO MUCH MORE TALENT THAN ANY RAGGADY ANN ASS B*TCH WHO SINGS TODAY!
Prudes?
Well, you seem to be.
She used to be attractive; on the evidence presented here, she’s now just stringy and boney.
those arms be heinous.
Some days, I wish it were possible to bleach my brain.
I just barfed a little
I’ve been saying this about her since 1984!
ikr!
The sad part is…
I doubt she even dresses herself(there are usually people who pick out what they wear).
And she lacks the ability to say, ‘Take that garbage out of here, and bring me something tasteful and attractive, or I’ll fire your worthless selves’?
Apparently when they said she could have that costume for a ridiculous figure, she didn’t realize that they were talking about her…
Her biggest problem is, of course, is that she thinks she is somehow relevant….or ever has been. One of the ten most ridiculous sights of the age is her with a guitar in her hands. Does anyone think it was plugged in? Oh, and the silver Slash hat….nice touch. Stinks, has stunk, will stink.
lol, so true.
Agreed.
What a waste of a Gibson guitar!
*tear*
It’s good to see that Riff Raff from Rocky Horror found work.
why she has such muscle?
My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!! It Burns!!!!!!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!!
STOP WORKING OUT AND EAT SOME PASTA WOMAN!!
It’s probably photos like this what’s stopping her from adopting the oh so fashionable 3rd world babies. Have some grace woman!
Weird, but the hat looks like it’s been shopped on there.
Man, that chick needs to lay off the psycho-diet. She looks almost as nasty as Lohan did for a bit there.
Whats the deal with her arm?
Cannot….unsee….those arms….O___O
Madonna….. so….. scary….. e_o