Kneeling down
Kneeling down
Standing on a box
(Kelly McGillis and Tom Cruise)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: djl2083 via Advanced Lol Builder
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I get it. He’s short.
Yep, just like Humphrey Bogart.
Hur hur hur Tom Cruise is short.
Seriously? This guy’s a gold mine, and you choose THIS?
Not me!.
Yup, this fantastic Hollywood belief that the guy HAS to be taller.
Geesh.
Tom is 5 ft 7 in. Kelly is 5 ft 10 in … according to IMDB.com.
BTW, Humphrey Bogart – 5 ft 8 in; Lauren Bacall 5 ft 8 1/2 in.
Short or not, Tom Cruise is still a jerk and a whackjob.
Just working out that he was around 25 when he was in Top Gun, but in this pic he doesn’t look old enough to be allowed out on his own!
Yeah, yeah, he’s short. He’s also crazy, an ass, into scientology, blah, blah, blah. I miss anything? Sheesh.
weird teeth
Ah, yes, thank you.
impolite (jumping on someone else’s couch).
Which one has the bigger ghey? At least SHE’S out of the closet.
He hasn’t gotten off his (soap)box since this was taken.
DANGER ZONE?
It’s nice to know he’s short…I hate reaching up to whack morons in the mouth.
is it just me, or does this look like a pic of a couple that just left some trashy theme bar?
Funny, since now she kneels down on a box…
I see what u did thar.
and both queer as a three dollar bill?
*wild applause*
Hurray, a Tom Cruise caption other than “LOLOLOL Scientology is weeerd” (^_^)
LOLOLOL Scientology is wieeerd
Oh, I posed like this with my date in my prom photos. I was at least 2 inches taller than him. He asked me to. It’s still not as bad as when Sophia Loren had to walk in a trench while filming Boy on a Dolphin.
Why does Tom Cruise look like Kevin Bacon?
Because you touch yourself at night while picturing him.
I think of you when I fap.
Is this awesome Yes [ ] No [ ].
Kevin Bacon, maaaaan of action!
Talk to me, Goose! Gotta love Top Gun!
OMG it even looks like she really is kneeling and he really is standing on a box! :O
Wow, I totally thought this meant something else. Other than height. Whoops :X