Thank goodness that’s an English car

Thank goodness that’s an English car, or she’d be driving
(Amy Winehouse)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: fastfood via Advanced Lol Builder
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Thank goodness that’s an English car, or she’d be driving
(Amy Winehouse)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: fastfood via Advanced Lol Builder
Mum, I want to be sick! Mum!!!!
Yeah, and what bastard told women that winged eye makeup and that stupid bun of hair was attractive? He needs to die.
Disambiguation – I was working under ordinal post pressure, and that’s what Amy’s saying, not what I’m thinking!
when she’s sober, the hair and eyeliner actually don’t look that bad.
Has this woman EVER seena picture of herself in the last year????? That alone would be enough to sober a person up. “OMG I look like THAT?? Get rid of all my needles!”
Good God that woman is ugly. Just when you think you have seen the worst possible picture of her, someone posts one worse.
Maybe the government should offer war prisoners the choice between sex with Amy or waterbording for interrogation. I bet waterboarding will be the choice hands up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Unfortunately, congress would never go for that. That’s not just torture, it’s cruel and inhumane treatment.
Hands down, even?
Oh, my Lord! This is not want I wanted to see first thing in the bloody morning. Especially, since I haven’t had my caffiene. Quick! Somone hand me a tall glass of cherry coke.
*Handed* And would you care for a couple of espresso shots in it for good measure?
I just figured out a good theme song. Hootie and the BLowfish’s “Everytime I look at you, I go blind!”
She always has a look on her face that resembles someone trying in vain to make a puppy-dog face, hoping to get a piece of gum from you.
*Worst puppy-dog face I have ever seen. And the last, possibly.
I thought she looked like she was about to be sick, and trying to not be sick in her own lap in the car!
A Puppy dog face??? If I had a Puppy with that face I’d put it down.
Try a picture search for Gryffe, then tell me you’d always want to put ugly dogs down and convince me you mean it.
Oh man that is good paws4thot.
Why is Paula Abdul driving?
Hmmm, Paula Abdul, or amy Winehouse running loose on the streets of Europe?
P.S., not only England drives cars with the steering wheels on the right side of the car.
Indeed!! You have Australia, South Africa, Japan, (I think although I could be wrong) Australia.
Whoops!! Too early!! I meant I think India.
You missed New Zealand, Ireland (any of the 3 definitions) and I think large parts of those areas of Africa where they have enough road width and traffic for it to matter.
Cyprus, Ireland, Northern Ireland, England, Wales, Scotland, Malta, Australia, Hong Kong, Singapore, New Zealand, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Malaysia, South Africa, Thailand, Indonesia, East Timor, Japan, Guyana and Suriname all drive on the left, along with most Pacific countries.
There are 75 countries in all who drive on the left.
did she die?
I wish
You sir, win.
She wishes.
She must have the worst hangovers…EVER!
You don’t have hangovers if you never get sober.
I can think of one worse, waking up hung-over and seeing THAT next to you in bed.
And no, you cannot use my mindbleach. Get your own!
WTF is up with her eye makeup, seriously. She must be WASTED to wake up, look in the mirror, and be like, “Yeah, I look hot!”
Sometimes, I think it’s either tattooed onto her skin, or another strange genetic mutation.
I think Amy Winehouse is really a man. No woman is ever THAT ugly – especially after putting on makeup. Well, but look at the makeup…hmmm.
In this picture she seriously looks too much like Steve Tyler. I agree – does this woman have either a mirror or a good friend who is honest with her? I feel sorry for someone that screwed up.
Not sure I get the caption’s meaning. Amy Winehouse is English, so she probably knows how to drive an English car better than she does an American one. . .if she can drive at all, that is!
The caption is suggesting that it is a good thing someone who is likely on drugs is not behind the wheel of a car.
uh… You’re sure it’s a “She”? Can’t quite see the Adams Apple region…
Or maybe she’s be on the other side. Try better next time.
im not like a relentless amy fan nor do i ever even defend her, but i honestly think she looks better lately…not good, for christ’s sake, but at least a little better! just google image amy winehouse and im pretty sure youll agree
Is this supposed to be witty? This is just a bland statement. “Amy Winehouse is in the passengers seat.”
That’s it?
British, not English, the Scots, Welsh and Irish all have RHD cars too you know.
Thank you! I was wondering if someone would make that correction.
I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that.
im only 12 and wat is this?
Uh-oh! Wee twelvies on the interwebz?! [Mad cackling] *Peeves the poltergeist impersonation* How was it?
But arent you like 14 yourself?
Shhh…! *hides in dark corner*
Somebody’s done their research!
Nah; just a bit of recall. I read that in one of your posts earlier this morning.
I would like to take a stand and say it is a British car. England =/= Britain
True; I didn’t call anyone out on it because pretty much all of Britain’s car manufacturing plants are in England.
Is someone driving her to rehab?
♫ No, no, no… ♫
FOR GOD’S SAKE I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE AMY WINEHOUSE JOKES.
LEAVE. HER. ALONE!
Why?! Where would we be without her to poke fun at?
*Chris Crocker voice*

LEAVE AMY ALOOOOOOOOOONNNNNE!!!1!!
Actually, I agree with you…
seriously. cant people find something new to poke fun at? its old. its boring. over it. i just hope as a human being she gets better. not because shes amy winehouse, just because any addict should get better
until she gets better and stops acting, and looking like some sort of hideous circus clown on heroin, I and many others will poke fun at that ugly drug-induced bitch.
are ringling bros. in town again so soon
I don’t get it, she is English, whoever wrote this is dumb.
but she’s english already…. theoretically she can drive a british car…
FAIL!!
The point is that, if she was in an American car, in the LH front seat, she’d be the driver, not a passenger!
Who says it’s an English car?
It could be an Australian car.
Before she got caught up in all of the drugs and the scary weight loss, she was actually really pretty. The pictures are rare, but they’re out there.