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If he ate her, It would make a better movie
(Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart)
It’d also make it a better if one of the main characters wasn’t a creepy stalker and pedophile.
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i wish i could jump into the screen and throw garlic at him
He’d probably make sparkly garlicbread with it or something…
WIN!!!
I’d go see it if he ate her. Spit roast ftw.
Mary-Sue burgers? Sue hotdogs? Flame-broiled Sue on a stick?
While you have a good sentiment, I don’t think twilight vampires have weaknesses at all. They’re supposed to be perfect… and full of FAIL.
garlic doesn’t affect perfect Edward Cullen
~Mrs. Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson
Guess what. You’re not “Mrs. Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson”. Because Edward isn’t real and Robert Pattinson has no interest in you.
Twilight wouldn’t be so popular if the people who hate it would stop bringing it up. OMFG
No, the books really are amazing. I read a ton, but they are one of my favorite series ever. On the other hand, the movie, and Rob Pattinson, suck.
I sincerely doubt that, but I can’t really say otherwise, not having read the books. Not that I see any real reason to bother, though.
I’ve read all but the third book. Before the hype hit I felt it was fairly mundane young adult fantasy. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve read some trashy books and enjoyed them but I don’t pretend that they’re going to win the Nobel Prize for Literature either.
i feel weird i just dont understand why i seem to be the only person that likes rob pattinson somtimes….
Maybe it’s because he looks like s sparkly, pale, yellow-eyed, bad actor, freak of a hobo.
No, the books are terrible as well.
they wouldn’t be so popular if the fan girls read a decent vampire novel
Bram Stoker’s too complicated for teen girls today to follow.
I quite liked Pattinson as Cedric, actually, but I can’t imagine him as an emo vampire (is he an emo vampire? I haven’t read the Twilight books, I’m not really into romance novels).
Voltermort killed him, now he’s a stupid vumpire (not vampire, sorry fan girls he doesn’t count)
*gasp* Don’t say the name!!
You spelled it wrong, anyway.
ugh i hope v********* (wont say his effin name) goes to hell. o wait he is hell.
I’m not sure if this was a jab at Potter, or an ill-informed “fan”.
Just an ill-informed person. As in, an idiot.
VOLDERMORT is in hell but his name isn´t even VOLDERMORT it´s Tom Riddle jr. and Wormtail killed Cedric (r.i.p.) not VOLDERMORT, and why dont you say the name?
It’s also not spelled with an R. V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T. He would kill you.
I must agree…books are nice for a light read and when you don’t expect them to be Bulgakov rsth they’re quite enjoyable.
But the film… I believe that the people who tag this film as “the greatest” just haven’t read the book or have really lousy imaginations while reading it.
how dare u say that! rob is AWSOME!
I agree.
The books were amazing.
I loved them.
But the Kristen and Robert..
eh.
If he ate her it would be a better movie.
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That.
Amen!
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!
not in the book, but maybe it would make him more attractive with her life’s blood running down his sparkly chest. He’s ugly and she’s talentless. It’d work out perfectly!
AGREED!
if he ate her out on her period he could hit 2 birds with one stone!
Really, now I can’t get that out of my mind. Mind-bleach please.
Can I have that mind-bleach when your finished with it?
Gross. But true.
Disgusting, but VERY true. (Sorry, Bella, but this is ur death sentence.)
Does she ever smile? Is she this generation’s Jennifer Jason Lee?
She smiles occasionally. Although I can understand why she generally won’t. The smile is airbrain material.
Whenever she’s not shaking her head and talking, she smiles. Which is often.
>_>
flip me, she’d got her mouth closed in this shot!
Has anyone else noticed the wires sprouting from his back?
because it’s a photo from the set, not from the actual movie. duh.
I love all the people noticing the wires, but no one notices the big bundled fabric being held by the hand that is just visible on the right hand side of the shot. =-D
I mean, if we’re gonna pick the set still apart for not preserving the “curtain” of the movie, as it were.
While reading the book (not for joy, for me blogs) I was hoping he would rape her and get her pregnant and the moral of the story would be “don’t hang out in creepy kids’ shiny cars. No matter how much their topaz eyes smolder *swoon*”
why would you even bother? so you can blog about how much you hated it? spread the hate, that’s cool.
No, to blog about the book series in general. It’s a pop culture phenomenon and I find it faskinatin’.
No, the horrible movie was the cherry on top of a pop culture disaster.
igloomccoy – actually she does get pregnant, but not because he rapes her
OMG that can’t happen. Vampires are infertile! NOOO WRONG WRONG WRONG *goes crazy*
Ive read the books, the movie is shit and the books must be good if i can read all four in a week but now ive read them about 15 times each they are getting boring also im picking out really corny parts. Anyways the thing where she gets prego is in the forth book she and edward get married go of on their honeymoon voila shes knocked up. etc etc shes till human the thing is half vampire half human and is a girl but bella nearly dies and edwardsaves her by turning into a vampire. preferably im a jacob person and im not that fond of vampire. who wants a gentle man thats too over protective. not me. u wouldnt be able to do anythingdangrous ud barely be able to play sport and that would suck.
May I recommend “Let the right one in” by Lindqvist?
MEGA WIN
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing and really good horror book. The movie? love-suspense-terror 4/5. Better than Twilight movie/books by far @.@
Well, Twilight is so bad that is an horror movie… right?
If he ate her, wouldn’t that make this a porno? Although I admit that would be better then this movie.
Hardly…
the movie, and the books, would have been better if they acted like manly real vampires, rather than little wimpy vampires my DOG COULD EAT! crikey…and they sparkled! that would get them beaten up and shanked if they vamped here…>.>
Blade needs to show up and dust that sucker and his little familiar.
f**k this caption, and f**k you twilight haters! you guys are so pathetic to have so much hate for a silly story.
Twilight is amazing, the movie is amazing, Kristen Stewart is amazing, and Rob Pattinson is amazing.
I decapitate your stupid ass with a sword. You turn to ash before my vampire slaying prowess.
I also take Bella and violate her repeatedly before decapitating her as well. Sadly she doesn’t turn to ash.
And I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Whoo settle down toast LOL.
I’d like to have you know that your opinion is not the absolute one. Just thought I’d clear that up, narrow-mind.
I’m replying to Toast, by the way.
Thats good LOL i thought there for a minute what did I do LOL.
those of us who have read the story (and/or the synopsis of the movie) are perfectly within our right to bad mouth it if we found it wanting….the same way folks badmouth harry potter (DONT DO IT! I GOTS A WAND!lol)
robin pattinson…he was better as…cedric? he was cedric right? ~falls over~ too…many…strawberries…
once again, f**k you all! I could give a hoot what you say, because you’re all so full of hatred anything I say will get a rise out of you!
may jesus bless you all.
Don’t invoke Jesus. He hates you too.
Okay, now I know we’ve fallen victim to Poe’s Law.
Jesus loves you, toast.
Everyone else thinks you’re a troll.
(Beg pardon for feeding a troll, but the joke could not be passed up. XD)
I wonder if there is wand shoved up her nose thats inflickting her brain. *ponders that thought*
People like you scare me. You’re all “Christian” and then you go about swearing and judging people. I recommend that you go read the Bible, preferably the New Testament and read up on that Jesus guy.
Who cares if people like Twilight or not? I’m a Potter nut. Some people aren’t. I think it’s annoying when people insult Potter when they haven’t even read the books, but if they’ve read them and decided it’s not for them, then it’s cool, ya know?
Toast, 20 years from now, you’re probably going to be too embarrassed to admit that you were a Twilight fan, or do so with a self-deprecating chuckle and add, “Yeah, I was young and stupid back then, but so were most other girls my age.”.
How do you know toast is a girl? Just sayin..
sighs … there are plenty of adults that read the book and liked it .. i am a teenager and i’m a big fan of the book .. true , i do get annoyed when ppl make negative comments abt the series but i know that everyone has their own opinion … hmm there are many many different versions of vampires and Stephanie Meyer just created a new one .. and whether you like it or not is ur own choice .. i find it nice to see a change in vampires … wooden stakes , turning to ash in the sun , garlic , fangs … it’s all just different depictions of how an author sees vamps .. nobody ever said that a vampire has to be like Dracula and it is interesting that Stephanie has managed this and still made it a big hit even with all the “haters” … young , old , male , female … i know that Twilight is loved over the world and u do know that ppl are saying Stephanie is the next J.K Rowling ?? sorry potter fans ….
sighs … there are plenty of adults that read the book and liked it .. i am a teenager and i’m a big fan of the book .. true , i do get annoyed when ppl make negative comments abt the series but i know that everyone has their own opinion … hmm there are many many different versions of vampires and Stephanie Meyer just created a new one .. and whether you like it or not is ur own choice .. i find it nice to see a change in vampires … wooden stakes , turning to ash in the sun , garlic , fangs … it’s all just different depictions of how an author sees vamps .. nobody ever said that a vampire has to be like Dracula and it is interesting that Stephanie has managed this and still made it a big hit even with all the “haters” … young , old , male , female … i know that Twilight is loved over the world and u do know that ppl are saying Stephanie is the next J.K Rowling ?? sorry potter fans .
Sure, it’s your opinion that t is good. And it’s our opinion that is sucks. But it is a FACT that Bella Swan is a Mary-Sue self-insert of Stephenie Meyer.
“i know that Twilight is loved over the world”
So was Hitler.
“and u do know that ppl are saying Stephanie is the next J.K Rowling ??”
People also said Hitler was spreading glory and goodness. Meyer can’t COMPARE to Rowling.
P.S. Spaces before punctuation? Just about as popular as Hitler. Punctuation. Works. Like. This. Not . Like . This .
omg thank you toast!!! i actually am not alone!!!( but i really hope you meant it)
wow and im not the only twilight fan that hopes jesus helps people full of hatred either
Jesus hates you, too. Use proper grammar! The guy who wrote the Bible did! Why can’t you?!
blah blah blah blah just wait until the last twilight movie has been released (god forbid) 3 months afterward all you screaming fangirls wont even remember what twilight is when the next dumbass series of whatever comes out…then the fangirl cycle starts over… its the same with highschool musical people wont even remember who the cast is in the next 2 years…its a 15 minutes of fame thing..
You know everyone has a right to their own opinion. If they don’t like twilight, they don’t have too. And if they want to make anti-twlight lols, then they can. Get over it.
I don’t hate twilight, but I don’t like it either. The books shouldn’t even be classified as young adult. I was past that reading level by the fourth grade. They’re average in writing. But I can say it is good that they are getting people who normally wouldn’t read (which is a sad thing) to do so. And as movies are never as good as the books… Heh.
As for the actors, well both of them have publically said they don’t even like the books. Think on that one.
What I don’t like is all the of the insane fans who get so riled up when they come across those who don’t worship the books or film.
does anyone else notice that nearly everyone who’s captions go through are usally insulting someone?? its so stupid!!! i am tired of seeing everyone in hollywood being insulted. ( i know that there are some people in hollywood that these people like but it is not very many)
please just stop yourself from insulting more people.
To see the open and unabashed fellatio of celebrities, please visit the Obama lolz on Pundit Kitchen.
Hah, true
That’s pretty much the point of this site, though. Don’t take it too seriously, it’s all in good fun.
u dont wanna see clebs gey insulted go to a different site.
I think it would be a better movie if she went Buffy on his butt. It’d be better for three reasons.
1. Vampire Butt-Kicking
2. He wouldn’t be in the movie anymore.
3. She’d still be in the movie but with no one to be an idiot over.
What’s “an idiot over”?
like.. “she’s being an idiot over edward” as in ‘because of’
Same as a comb over LMAO.
That’s dirty. I like it.
Go cry, emo kid.
This film needed much more of limbs getting bitten off. It would have been an even more hilarious film. Oh Twilight! XD
the books r actually good!
As laxatives.
LMAO Tyrstan wings.
hey!i for one really like the books. hav You even read them?
Yes I have. I love them. As laxatives.
i loved the books, but bella always was a little whiney bitch. especially in the third book. i just wanted to smack her!
also…my werewolves beat their werewolves…mine are actually useful so THERE!~sticks her tongue out and goes to cuddle with her…werewolf lover!~ oh anita blake novels! for you are sassy and more intelligent than everyone else…lol
Sassy? More like whine my way through every book while my cadre of man-whores pout around me. LKH should have ended the series at Obsidian Butterfly.
Amen! Seriously, where the hell did the good Anita go?
hamilton seems to be returning to actuallu story line and ass-kicking…the last Merry book was low on sex and high on plot, and Skin Trade is shapign up to be the same.
You need a life girl LOL.
edward needs to stop wearing lipstick
And comb his hair.
his nose looks weird lol
did he run into a truck?
Experience the Romance of Twilight. edward-and-bella.com
Experience my foot up your ass.
OMG I havent laughed so hard in frickin ages! Thank you Taco!
Anytime. I’m a never-ending wealth of entertainment, so I’m told. I’m paraphrasing, of course. And that was just another Red Foreman moment.
It was just so wonderfully random. Reading all the comments and then your short but sweet comment made me absolutely howl with laughter.
The thing that REALLY bothers me about this picture is that piece of hair on the top of Kristen’s head that’s going over the other side. I really want to fix it.
Ahh, apologies.
Why apologies? You’re funny, I like that you spoiled the series for everyone. It really is sicker and twisted than most vampire stories and not in the proper way, there’s paedophilia and wife/girlfriend beating. I really feel secure in the future of our young women dont you? I’m so glad I’m nearly 23 and immune to girly things now.
What sickens me about the whole thing though? I’ve been trying to write my own story right? They aren’t beautiful like Rice ones or pathetic like Meyer ones. I tried to make them more like original ones but in this time? People keep comparing me to Meyer! And it burns! I hadn’t even heard of this stupid saga until the movie came out and I think that says more about the power of Hollywood than the “brilliance” of her writing
I was apologizing for posting the thing that bothered me about her hair on the wrong comment. But thank you.
And I agree. Meyer has screwed up writing as we know it. And vampire stories. You used to be able to find one here or there. Now there’s a whole aisle in Barnes and noble dedicated to vampire love stories.
I know… it’s sickening ::goes to mourn:: I hate feeling like I wasted my time with over 100,000 words written so far over 5 different books. I keep doing a little bit of book 1 here, a bit of book 3 here. Bloody waste of time now
I don’t even write, but people tell me I’m good writer. You should see my Yahoo Answers ;]
I bet they’re funny
Yo bet yur bottom dollar.
EPIC LOL!!!!
wow twilight u have guts to be commenting an edward-bella website on a twilight haters commenting session. u are an inspiration to me
Dude, he’s a spammer. Do you know what that is?
Experience the Romance of Twilight. edward-and-bella.com
No, I’m sorry, but the caption is very wrong. NOTHING could improve twilight. It’d be like trying to draw the light out of a black hole.
Welllll a black hole is light being bent at a rapid accelerated speed by an object that no longers occupy that space and time, read Steven Hawkins.LOL
Read science, LOL? Because that’s a theory, as is everything concerning black holes, because black holes themselves are theories. Know why? Because we haven’t had a chance to zip uo to one and go “Oh! Hey! They really DO exist!”
But Twilight is still a large and petulant pile of elephant droppings. I wouldn’t suggest scattering it in any farm fields though..
Well, once whatever light or matter had passed the Schwarzschild radius, theres no escape from the singularity. But this film could definitely have collapsed on itself into a singularity from the density of its sheer hilarity. Perhaps diffraction of reletavisitc redshifts are what cause vampires to sparkle. That would be awesome.
get your terms right, theories are supported by fact, like the theory of gravity.
Strictly speaking, that’s only formal scientific theories, like the “Theory of Evolution”.
pwned. Nice one, Paws. ^_^
Did you mean Stephen Hawking?
giggidy
haha you can see the wire
it´s from the set, not the movie. note the little towel someone is holding next to them
and if she sucked him off it’d've been a better movie
Twilight is a very important movie, it taught us the lesson that the best way to get millions of teenage girls to swoon over your fictional character is to make him an obsessive controlling stalker who watches girls sleep.
No, that’s still creepy. If he’s “average”.
Eddy is OMG HAWT!!!11!!one
Which makes it romantic. Lesson two being: As long as the boyfriend is totally OMG HAWT, it’s perfectly wonderful to blow off college, marry him and become a mother at 18. You’ve totally experienced everything life has to offer at this point, why waste time? Death is an acceptable side effect of all of this.
This another movie that I will wait until it is available on cable and then plan to Not watch it for free.
WIN!
And then Buffy slew Edward. The End
I’d settle for Kendra or Faith slaying Edward; actually, I’d prefer it to be one or other of them, because they’re both hotter.
did they die?
Technically, Eddy-poopookins DOES eat their totally-defies-logic demon spawn out of her uterus. So the 4th crap-pile might be interesting. He basically nearly kills her while sexing her. Then, after 600 pages of begging for more sexing, she dies in a horrid bloody mess. And he eats her uterus.
Of course, he unfortunately brings her back. But hey.
ummm… that didn´t happen at all.
Umm… Have you read the last book? He does indeed deliver the baby via his teeth. She breaks Bellas spine. Hence why Bella becomes a camp.
Why does Bella always have a half-asleep expression on her face? That or her mouth is hanging open…
I just can’t figure it out.
I think it’s because Kristen Stewart is perpetually stoned.
Robert is soooooo adorable!
OW OW OW
Look at Twilight new moon
The indian guy *forgot name*..*drewls*
Sorry…*drewls again*
HE IS SSSSOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!
*yay*
I just look the movie because there are hawties in ‘em.. XD hehe
He’s hot? He looks like he needs a shower and a bit of time at a detox center to me.
Then again, I’m not a 14-year-old girl.
I am, and I agree with you. I laughed through the whole movie.
And “the Indian guy” is Jacob Black. He is a werewolf. Edward tries to commit suicide and Bella saves him. Then he knocks her up with a vampire-demon-baby that Jacob falls in love with. Wen she’s still a newborn. I hope I just ruined it for you.
Taylor Laughtner! Yummy! In the second one he is gunna look so hot because he cuts his hair short. Also i have a theme of m=him on my fone! BEAT THAT! zing
yes rob pattinson is very hot!!! the hottest thing on earth!! yes haters go ahead and disagree -sigh-
I am no Twilight fan, but you can’t deny that Taylor Lautner is sorta cute. Rob Pattinson looks llike a hobo.
If you wanna drool over RPattz, this isn’t the place to do it. There are fan clubs and such out there that don’t contain haters. Try Google.
that’s just creepy.
i mean. this is why i hardly want to admit that i think taylor lautner is attractive.
because of the people who make pictures and stuff of them with taylor.
it’s just fuckin wierd.
and…stalker-ish.
Some experiences I’ve actually had, ranked best to worst:
The cat pooped… ion the book I was reading.
Reading the “Twilight” Books.
Having to clean up cat diarrhea… in my bed.
Watching the “Twilight” movie.
Finding my girlfriend after she accidentally overdosed on her meds.
Having one of my fingers cut off when I was 4.
Having to watch my best friend bleed to death.
Interacting with “Twilight” fans.
Was your girlfriend ok?
No comment on the movie. I tried reading the books and got to chapter 4 before I threw it away in disgust. I think the sentence that made it impossible for me to continue was “And that’s when I had my first dream about Edward.”
I will say this about the books, though: At least they are getting people to read. My younger sister is 13 and she hated reading before these books. She read through all 4 of them pretty fast, and now she’s moved on to other stuff. Apparently Edward and Bella are based on Heathcliff and Catherine, and so she read Wuthering Heights. She liked that so much, that now she’s moved onto some of the Jane Austen novels.
So, they can be useful as a gateway into “better” books.
I still can’t stand the thought of actually reading them, though.
All these hateful “Twilight” comments made me ROFLMAO!!11!!!11 These books suck! He’s ugly! And she’s uninteresting, at best. Why would he even care about her? XD
btw kristen stewart looks mildly “special”
LOL. that’s what a REAL vampire movie is supposed to be!!!
OMG!! no it fucking wouldnt. These are the best books in the whole fucking world! so suck it!!! The movie was amazing and the trialer for new moon looks amazing and they have the best plot in the world!!
Jacob is a werewolf. Edward tries to commit suicide and Bella saves him. Then he knocks her up with a vampire-demon-baby that Jacob falls in love with. Wen she’s still a newborn. I hope I just ruined it for you.
So suck it.
Of course! I mean, the timeless works of Plato, Sophocles, Tolstoy, Dickens, Hemmingway, Kipling, Dickenson, Poe, and all the guys are just s*it compaired to Twilight right?
Why don’t you just shut the hell up and actually read books that have some literary merit to them. How ’bout that?
My theory: Behind every lolceleb that insults Robert Pattinson or Twilight, there is an angry or jealous man! Get over it! It’s a romantic story and who gives a shit if us girls like it? You men are really getting a little pathetic. It’s getting old.
As a female, I must say… you’re full of it.
No story about a man who stalks, beats and does all sorts of horrid things to a girl is “romantic”. Even if he claims to love her. Any wife-beater can do that. Does that make the wife-beater a romantic?
Hey. Why don’t you just shut the fuck up. How do you know its a guys that posted this? I, for one, agree with him and I’m a girl. The movie/book/ANYTHING Twilight is all complete shit. Two, You really shouldn’t be ASSUMING that it’s just guys that hate Twilight. You should KNOW that everyone with working EYES AND BRAINS hate Twilight. Dumb ass.
hold up…. me and my i dont no how many obsessed twilight fans that are my friends are straight ”A” or ”A” ”B” students we are pretty dam smart and we still love it. heck! when were not in school twilight is all we think about
Sounds very Extreme-Right-Wing-Feministic. Get over yourself.
‘us girls’? ‘US GIRLS’?!?!?!?!? i’m i girl and i think twilight stuff is pure shit. people only read it sopeople think that they’re cool. yah i’ve never read the books, but from my friends and the people on my bus, i know the entire plotline. and u know wat? ITS POINTLESS! and u don’t like us saying our true hate for twilight? DEAL WITH IT!
U SUCK all the people who hate twilight. it is a awesome movie about two VERY different people falling in love with a bunch of things stoping them and battles they must face. i <3 robert pattinson he rockss!!! kristen stweard was a great acter 4 her roll .they both were. and i CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT TWILIGHT n i will watch it again this weekend n 4ever and see the next twilight move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO keep ur opinion to urself
Remind me. What’s stopping them from being together. I’ve read all the books. The only thing stopping them is Edward himself, because he could kill Bella. He never does.
“U SUCK all the people who hate twilight”
“SO keep ur opinion to urself”
Kay thanks.
Also, if an ugly person followed you around, didn’t let you see your friends, and watched you as you slept, that would be considered bad, hmm? Well if Edward did it it’s “Twu wuv.” I see.
What’s sad is that what SHOULD stop them from having a relationship (like the fact that he’s a physically and mentally abusive “boyfriend”) doesn’t. That’s not just sad, that’s sick. I wonder what was in the author’s mind when she wrote this crap and peddled it to impressionable girls.
And another thing…if you can’t stop thinking about Twilight…seek help.
He is a werewolf. Edward tries to commit suicide and Bella saves him. Then he knocks her up with a vampire-demon-baby that Jacob falls in love with. Wen she’s still a newborn. I hope I just ruined it for you.
Do I know you from somewhere…?
ya they’re different. a hobo and an emo. (sry 2 all hobos and emos, who are being compared 2 such s***)”
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude Knock off… Its just movie.
omg wat is wrongwith u poeple Twilight rox your sox its awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s “wrong” with me is that I don’t find little pussies who like to beat up girls to be great material for the hero of a book or movie.
Jacob is a werewolf. Edward tries to commit suicide and Bella saves him. Then he knocks her up with a vampire-demon-baby that Jacob falls in love with. Wen she’s still a newborn. I hope I just ruined it for you.
Sorry. Having read the series, I don’t find it very interesting. I think I will stick with Anne Rice vampires (THAT AREN’T SPARKLY EMOS) and Harry Potter mega series. At least the Harry Potter movies were decent. Twilight sucked so bad.
Besides. This series was so unoriginal it wasn’t funny. And, really, when you look at it from the number of people who read the books, no one really knew it exsisted until the movie was announced.
..may Dumbledore have mercy on its soul.
Amen
Uhmm…I think you mean “may Fred Weasley have mercy on its soul” besides, Edward himself says he has no soul. Which is true.
I must admit, I prefer the likes of Dickens, Hemmingway and that sort to this horrible, trashy, pre-teen B.S. garbage; you know, stuff tthat actually makes sense, has a point, or is well written.
Except Meg Cabot books are hilarious
“Eat her?”…it would if the actors were more attractive.
But hey, props to Stephanie Meyers, a Mormon housewife, for writing about necrophilia (fourth book, honeymoon.)
he didnt eat her bcuz of where her foot is. u cant c it in this picture but just look at where her foot is. no wonder he loves her
Do u think Kristen Stewart wasn’t a good vella in the movie? I think she wasn’t clumsy enough and, get this, when edward leaps away from her in the kissing scene, she sounded like the Queen of England or sumthin’. *ROFL* LOL!
you can also see her buttcrack in the van crash scene.
xD
Twilight- books blonds can read without a dictionary.
The books have honestly nothing new in their content. The extreme love story was done in Wuthering Heights. Vampires are also nothing new. The way the vampires eat (the bear/lion blood) was also a done thing (Interveiw With A Vampire- the main character eat rats at the start. The Darren Shan Saga had them drink deer blood). The heirarchy of the vampires i.e. Voltori was again done before in the Darren Shan Saga. The writing style is very simple and predictable. I thought the books would be something that changed the face of literature like Harry Potter or the Earth Children Series ( A most have book seeries) but the Twilight Saga was a huge disappointment allong the whole line.
omfg. really? a blonde joke? god get a life.
Omfg. Was the first line all you read? Or could you not think of anything better to say becaus eyou know she’s right?
God get better insults.
Win! I can’t believe that they got enough funding to make another.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! O kI totally agree with this! I HATE KRISTEN STEWRT! SHES A DRUGIE!
u know what!? ur probably on drugs too and ur under less pressure then her! besides teenage girls are attracted to hunky vampires so BACK OFF!!!
if you don’t like it then SHUT UP ABOUT IT. It’s that simple. damn.
i’m treating the movies like an entirely different series,
cause one: they change shit around, and it pisses me off.
and two: the movies are kinda crappy.
i mean…they were WAY too awkward in the first one.
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and i’ll admit, most of the reason why i keep watching them is cause of taylor lautner and peter facinelli.
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…i'm a chick.
what can i say?
This is sooo right! It would totally be better if he ate her. It be even better if it didn’t exist, Twilight I mean. Load of crap it is. I read all the books and saw the movie(my mom dragged me to see it). It simply did not impress me. My friend convinced me to read it before the hype. I wasted a good few hours of my life. But, I decided to give the rest of the series a chance. Again, more wasted life…
Just letting you know, i didn’t like the books or the movie and i just captioned this photo because i wanted to see all of those 11 yr old twilight lovers get their knickers in a knot. i see i have achieved my goal.
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