Porn star? Swim suit model?
Porn star? Swim suit model? Oh, SINGER! Silly me…
(Beyonce Knowles)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Ms.Arie via Our LOL Builder
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Now now, haven’t you heard? She has to stay in shape so she can win an oscar. Has a picture of one hanging in her gym. Keeps her motivated. Remember: Fitness = academy award.
Yeah, could you imagine someone really horrible-looking winning an Oscar. It won’t happen. (Well, unless it’s a very talented male actor.)
Don’t forget.
Mental illness role=Oscar.
Not if you go full retard. NEVER go full retard.
Win.
I hope this corporate whore never gets an Oscar. Every time I see her all I can think of are those lame ass commercials she does.
I seen Beyonce at Burger King!
Now that’s just a downright untruth, right there.
Silly me, I thought they all ment the same thing in Hollywood =P
She has enough money to buy any kind of body she wants!
Yeah, how dare she be pretty,
and talented, and not wear turtlenecks…
?
I’ve heard those funny Americans have a problem with (near-)nudity. “She’s posing in a skimpy bikini! Vile harlot! Call the morality police!”
Also, the USA’s largest and most successful export branch is the porn industry. Double (near-)nudity morality = FAIL.
I think the problem is more the fact that she’s a singer, not a pinup model, hence the caption.
You don’t need to be dressed like this to sing.
You need vocal talent, something Beyonce is severely lacking when she doesnt have her fabulous electronic voice behind her.
Okay, she is quite pretty and I’d love to have a bod like that, but seriously, what’s with the thing wrapped around her arm? Looks like a whip to me. Maybe she needs that to keep her agent in line.
You say that like it has to be a bad thing?
Jealousy’s such an ugly emotion…
And is the cousin of greed.
A damn good singer at that. I personally don’t care for her music that much, but she has a beautiful voice. Porn star? Come on, the bathing suit isn’t THAT skimpy. And she has done some modeling, so if that’s supposed to be a dig at her, I don’t really understand.
This caption isn’t funny at all, it just sounds bitter/jealous.
100% agree.. really, the outfit isnt risque. I actually havent seen Beyonce in anything really questionable. PLUS, she’s earned the right to wear whatever she wants. The person that did that caption needs to really assess why theyre so bitter.
It sort is risque, but more for the leather straps than anything it does or doesn’t cover.
you are jealous beonce sings like an angel and she is wonderful listening to her now
If angels sing like Beyonce I bet God is wearing earplugs.
yes it’s true, she’s a great singer and we’re all sooo jealous how in every music video ends with her writhing on the floor in a bikini. in one of them she compares herself to marvin luther king jr and aptly so after all if she’s not getting an oscar she should get the nobel peace prize.. wait no how much philanthropy has she done? lots right?
Marvin who?
haha sorry i meant martin* i’m fantastic at typos
Betcha more than you…
She’s fat!
You’re fat.
Burnnn
How can she possibly be fat in a picture that has been photoshopped as much as that one?
I think it may be Beyonce’s head on Traci Bingham’s body?
The hilarious thing is, Ms.Arie would probably get on her soapbox at the idea of women wearing burkas.
And Beyonce has actually modelled bikinis before, i.e. Sports Illustrated cover, her own clothing line campaigns, etc. Just sayin’.
And for a swimsuit that’s actually quite modest. Whatever
Sure she’s pretty (this happens to be a terrible princess. It looks like a Xena reject) but I thought you guys idolized classiness. And angie, she hardly sings like an “angel” because even if angels existed, I doubt they would be as shrill as she is. OH BURN.
Its strange, when looking at a 2D airbrushed photograph of someone that skinny they make it look good, but I have never met anyone in real life who actually looks healthy while being that skinny.
Thats not a stab at Beyonce btw, I’ve been thinking about it for a while.
Kudos to her for having a great voice, though.
Sometimes it feels like half of all the supposed “lols” on this website are made by middle-aged moms.
I for one am female, in my early 30’s, married and have no kids. I think Beyonce is lovely! I don’t understand how this is supposed to be funny. She has never been tacky or crude, and there’s NOTHING wrong with being sexy. She isn’t stick thin either. She has boobs and a butt and thighs! Curvy AND fit.
I also admire her versatility. She made me LOL in Goldmember, and her singing is fun and upbeat.
Geez. Are other females not able to appreciate beauty in another woman? I wish for her continued success.
This is why sexist jokes were invented.
Oh what an airbrush can do for a person
Yet more anti-healthy humour. I’m sorry she’s not fat, internet people, but it is possible for a person to know when to put down a packet of biscuits (or cookies, for those of you from North America).
ok people. that’s not beyonce. her hips are wayyyy bigger than the picture shows. this is probably photoshopped. just an observation
So because it has been photoshopped (no “probably” about that), it cannot possibly be Beyonce? I agree that it won’t be the “real” Beyonce in the sense that “it’s not what she really looks like”, but your statement is a bit extreme, don’t you think?
did she die ?
The outfit’s kind of mixed messages; the boob cover and briefs suggest a monokini, but just who would make swimwear from leather and tweed??
i dont know if this is what the person who captioned this was thinking, but i for one am tired of seeing all these “singers” male or female, who just get by on looks alone. not only that, but even the ones who actually can sing do nothing but pose nearly naked in videos, pictures, magazines, etc, wherever they go. im not asking for women to cover up with turtle necks, but beyonce has been in most of her music videos in skimpy clothing and writhering around on the floor, sweaty. i dislike beyonce, but i agree she has a great voice. i just wish all these people that want to be labelled as singers would actually show off their voices and not their bodies for once. it may sell albums and magazines, but for God’s sake, if you want people to respect you for your talent, quit parading around nearly naked in every video and photo you take, whether you’re male or female. im a 23 year old female who is just tired of my generation being represented by things like this, it makes people our age seem like a joke, or worse. you dont have to go around half naked to get that far. use your talent for once, and not your body swimsuits and skimpy clothing isnt that big a deal, but when its in every video and every photo you take, THATS when people stop thinking of you as a singer. i think maybe thats what the person who made the caption was getting at.
Radical suggestion; try listening to the radio or playing CDs and MP3s, instead of watching MTV!
Yes, because ignoring a problem is the best way to make it go away.
By what possible definition does this qualify as a “problem”?
Just how up-tight and repressed are you people?
I honestly don’t care what people wear. Walk around naked for all I care. Just saying that if you really are upset about how skimpy clothes are ignoreing it won’t do any good.
You got it in one, m’dear! Many female singers from my generation (Grace Slick/Joni Mitchell/Diana Ross) had fabulous voices, too, but never felt the need to strip down this way to display their “talent”… It’s not a matter of fat/skinny, it’s a matter of “what’s for sale here?”
Here I was thinking that the caption was referring to the weird thing she was wearing. At first glance, it looks kinda like bondage gear or something. Wait, maybe it’s a bathing suit? Oh! Just some bizarre music video costume, gotcha…
I had to look at the name under the picture to know who she is. I’ve seen her picture 23,456 times but I still don’t recognize her because while she may be pretty, she is not at all interesting looking. And her music? Again, pretty enough voice, I suppose, but the type of music she does is just so…so… middle of the road? Middle America? Middle aged? I don’t know, but it’s certainly boring. And this is the opinion of a middle aged women who looooves attractive and talented younger women. Though not in a romantic sense.
And she’s not remotely fat.
Umm… no complaints, actually. None at all.
If I were extremely gorgeous and owned a swimsuit that awesome, I’d flaunt it no matter my profession. Just sayin. ^_^
Maybe the captioneer got the “porn star” bit from her thick makeup and hair. I mean, look at that tousled mane! Looks rather 90’s.
That suit is pretty odd. Who wears fashion swimming suits like that besides models? Who would swim in that thing? Dones’t look water-proof. Wouldn’t want to lay out in it either. Imagine the tan lines! >_<
I would have to say she is both
a double agent if you will
This isn’t about Beyoncé being hot (which she is, although more so without the airbrushing. They did something weird around her hips, they look all wonky).
It’s about the fact that every young female singer apparently HAS to be stereotypically “hot” and pose half-naked. You’d think people would care less about appearances and more about the actual singing voice.
Actually, Beyonce Has A Pretty Good Reputation. Unlike Britney Spears. I’ve NEVER Heard Even ONCE That Beyonce Made A Sex Tape. She Is NOT A Porn Star! She Is Beautiful So You Might Think She’s A Swimsuit Model, But She’s Not. She Is A Very Talented Singer. But That’s All My Opinion.
Ugly enough to wear fur though. She is not beautiful because of this.
you are hott
brianna how old are you
Lmfao …yes yes silly you, but stars are SOOO multi-talented nowadays…today singing..tomorrow debbie does dallas ….
Cover of Sports Illustrated on Sunday?
Shoot, with her voice and her body, she can be anything she wants as far as I’m concerned.
HOT & SEXY
was this supposed to insult her…because it told her she was hot and a singer…so…yea
Damn she’s hot…
beyonce freaking amazing:)
She is one of the best singers of our time … so quit hating.