Only man permitted to sparkle.
Only man permitted to sparkle.
(David Bowie)
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Wait! What about Liberace?!
Liberace is dead. How about Elton John?
Freaky, I was going to post “What about Liberace?!”
OK, you’re right, he’s dead. Elton John is fine too.
Add Chris Isaak! *swoooon*
michael jackson had a sparkly glove once…
HAHA, edward’s not a man. duh.
we are talking sparkle not Flaming……..
“Yes dear, that’s my Rocketman”
Jareth yummy!!!
Mmmmm lovely
AMAZING.. So true.
Too right!
Damn Straight!
And yum.
X2!
I’d also add Bowie can pull it off – much like the aforementioned Liberache.
Really?
TRUTH
Bowie: Sparkling vampires? Preposterous!
Goblin King FTW!
sparking abt?
And even then, it’s a stretch.
I disagree… Eddie Izzard can pull off the sparkling too!
Yes, yes he can! all hail eddy!
Agreed.
I concur! I do love that Eddie!
You spin me right round baby…
…Man?
Better than a man, THE GOBLIN KING.
“You remind me of a babe….”
“What babe?”
“The babe with the power.”
“The babe with the power.”
“what power?”
“The power of voodoo!”
“Who do?”
“You do!”
“Do What?”
“remind me of the babe”
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
…but the combo was already over
wahey! i love his crotch in this film
OH THANK GOD IT’S NOT JUST ME! I just watched it for the first time in a long time and all I could think was “Those are some tight pants… Isn’t this a kid’s movie? Please put on looser pants. I want to look at something other than your package. Focus on his face. FOCUS ON HIS FACE!”
You leave out mention of the scene where Jareth smacks Hoggle in the face with his junk.
Oh, and for propriety, properly it is known as “David Bowie’s Area”. There may still be websites dedicated to it.
hahaha
in high school, a friend of mine would refer to the movie as “David Bowie and the Magical Swinging Package.”
Oh yes. It’s quite epic. My friend and I claim he is wearing his “Crowd Pleasing Pants” throughout the entire movie.
It was Henson’s intent to focus on Bowie’s ‘dangerous sexuality’, hence the tight pants. (Even Bowie balked at first!) He was made a ‘young pop singer’ (like ones girls have on their walls to daydream over) so Sarah could learn that not all choices in regards to boys were good ones.
I sorta missed that lesson, and I think a bunch of girls did.;)
You guys know Twilight isn’t real, right?
And neither is David Bowie! >_<
David Isn’t… But Ziggy Stardust is!
WHAT?!
W00t! David Bowie FTW!!! I think he looks dead smexy in those tights in Labarynth!
Btw i recently learnt that Labirynth was written by a member of Monty Python, which make it even more awesome!
Oh I had to check the dvd cover and sure enough the screenplay was written by Terry Jones! Awesome!
He moves the stars for no one.
I loved that movie when I was little, but I was confused why the Goblin King looked like a woman lol. Bear in mind I watched this when I was like 6 or 7.
What about Armstrong?
You know, the guy from Full metal Alchemist. He sparkles. And he’s a muscle man. Lol.
…But then again he IS a fictional character. From an anime.
He frightened me.
General Armstrong sparkles, too, and I’m not entirely sure she counts as a woman. XD She kicked Major Armstrong’s aaaaaass.
Love it. Dead sexy. But must point out Adam Lambert, who also sparkles quite nicely.
Made of Win.
people can sparkle if they darn well please. it just looks strange, but whatev. no need to put a gender label on sparkles.
Yes, people can sparkle if they want. Vampires are the only ones who are NOT allowed to sparkle.
Unless their gay
Liberace might be dead but he stills Sparkles
…Because he is the sex! ;D
HELL YEA. David Bowie > Robert Patinson.
David Bowie > Robert Patinson³²
Captain Planet sparkles too…
YES!!!
This is made of win!! ^.^
Eddie Izzard, David Bowie, Liberace, Sir Elton John, Chris Issak, Armstrong….
That would be the coolest, most sparkly band EVER. We could use them as disco balls for a retro party and dance the night away!
(Although I don’t know if Eddie or Armstrong can sing. Maybe they could just do a lot of dancing and posing on the stage.)
The leather pants were the only thing good about this movie.
*schoolgirl sigh* Yum.
I believe that my mom informing me that “you like all that gay stuff” is a direct result of my childhood obsession with this movie. Which is alright. It led me to Rocky Horror. Speaking of, I believe that Frank N Furter should be added to the “okay to sparkle” list.
Ooh! While I think Davide Bowie is at the very top of the “Permitted to Sparkle” list, I second your nomination of Mr.(?) Furter. ^_^
waht bout edward cullen?? coughdouchecough
is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like nancy grace in this pic?
WIN
Newcomer Adam Lambert can also sparkle quite nicely too. :]
AMEN.
WIN.
Except vampires
LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!!! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU!!! THEIR HAVING PROBLEMS AS IT IS!!! DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO PAY FOR CHILD CARE ON A HALF-VAMPIRE BABY?!?!? DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO LIVE ON ANIMAL BLOOD INSTEAD OF HUMAN BLOOD FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? THE SERIES COULD INSTEAD BE ABOUT VAMPIRES KILLING PEOPLE AND SUCKING OUT THEIR BLOOD WHEN THEY’RE SLEEPING! MAYBE THE VAMPIRES WILL GO DO IT TO YOU!!! THEY’RE NOT HUMAN! AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW THEY SPARKLE! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU SPARKLED? EVERYONE WOULD THINK YOU WERE A FREAK! YOU’D HAVE TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN OR ELSE EVERYONE WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE GAY! AND IF YOU’RE A GIRL, THEY WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE SOME FREAKING POPSTAR THAT HAS A TOTAL SELF-IMAGE PROBLEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE COMPARED TO BRITNEY SPEARS? I KNOW THEY’RE NOT HUMAN, SO YOU CAN’T REALLY RELATE TO THEM, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULDN’T CARE ABOUT THEM. MAYBE THEY’LL JUST CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW ONE NIGHT AND SUCK ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT AND LEAVE YOU DEAD. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!
WIN
Did you ever see “The Man Who Fell To Earth”? Bowie full frontal. D:
I have dressed up as a few of Bowie’s personas for Halloween because I am blessed to look similar to him. And, I am now “forbidden” by my girlfriend to dress as Bowie due to the amount of attention it gets (which is overwhelming). She’s not even the jealous type either.
So, if you can pull this off fellas, do it!
how bout edward? duhh
Edward isn’t real! He’s also a stalker who is void of personality!
i think that was what this picture was reffering to…
i luv the books and movie but the sparkling was a bit much…
only real men sparkle!! XD lol
Best. Pic. Ever.
DAMN STRAIGHT!
.. Well. Not really.
Hell. Yes.