Comments on: Only man permitted to sparkle.

By: alexsandra

alexsandra — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:50:34 +0000

Hell. Yes.

By: maggie

maggie — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:01:45 +0000

HAHA, edward’s not a man. duh.

By: TWILIGHTSUCKS

TWILIGHTSUCKS — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:34:23 +0000

DAMN STRAIGHT!

.. Well. Not really.

By: Musicgirl

Musicgirl — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:50:34 +0000

michael jackson had a sparkly glove once…

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:12:40 +0000

WHAT?!

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:10:42 +0000

Edward isn’t real! He’s also a stalker who is void of personality!

By: Jenna

Jenna — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:18:57 +0000

Best. Pic. Ever.

By: cat

cat — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:06:54 +0000

only real men sparkle!! XD lol

By: Rosalie Hale

Rosalie Hale — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:49:03 +0000

i think that was what this picture was reffering to…
i luv the books and movie but the sparkling was a bit much…

By: Malexhe

Malexhe — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:12:49 +0000

WIN

By: talia

talia — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:14:59 +0000

how bout edward? duhh

By: fvzappa

fvzappa — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:01:44 +0000

I have dressed up as a few of Bowie’s personas for Halloween because I am blessed to look similar to him. And, I am now “forbidden” by my girlfriend to dress as Bowie due to the amount of attention it gets (which is overwhelming). She’s not even the jealous type either.

So, if you can pull this off fellas, do it!

By: Briddinn

Briddinn — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:21:51 +0000

Unless their gay

By: Squire

Squire — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:59:54 +0000

Did you ever see “The Man Who Fell To Earth”? Bowie full frontal. D:

By: Vornseh

Vornseh — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:47:14 +0000

General Armstrong sparkles, too, and I’m not entirely sure she counts as a woman. XD She kicked Major Armstrong’s aaaaaass.

By: Double C

Double C — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:48:03 +0000

LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!!! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU!!! THEIR HAVING PROBLEMS AS IT IS!!! DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO PAY FOR CHILD CARE ON A HALF-VAMPIRE BABY?!?!? DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO LIVE ON ANIMAL BLOOD INSTEAD OF HUMAN BLOOD FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? THE SERIES COULD INSTEAD BE ABOUT VAMPIRES KILLING PEOPLE AND SUCKING OUT THEIR BLOOD WHEN THEY’RE SLEEPING! MAYBE THE VAMPIRES WILL GO DO IT TO YOU!!! THEY’RE NOT HUMAN! AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW THEY SPARKLE! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU SPARKLED? EVERYONE WOULD THINK YOU WERE A FREAK! YOU’D HAVE TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN OR ELSE EVERYONE WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE GAY! AND IF YOU’RE A GIRL, THEY WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE SOME FREAKING POPSTAR THAT HAS A TOTAL SELF-IMAGE PROBLEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE COMPARED TO BRITNEY SPEARS? I KNOW THEY’RE NOT HUMAN, SO YOU CAN’T REALLY RELATE TO THEM, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULDN’T CARE ABOUT THEM. MAYBE THEY’LL JUST CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW ONE NIGHT AND SUCK ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT AND LEAVE YOU DEAD. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!

By: Quesi

Quesi — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:47:16 +0000

Really?

By: James

James — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:20:32 +0000

Except vampires

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:42:45 +0000

WIN.

By: Hoggle

Hoggle — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:58:57 +0000

AMEN.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:34:46 +0000

Newcomer Adam Lambert can also sparkle quite nicely too. :]

By: hoseja

hoseja — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:21:19 +0000

WIN

By: Roonie

Roonie — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:06:47 +0000

is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like nancy grace in this pic?

By: bren

bren — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:52:39 +0000

waht bout edward cullen?? coughdouchecough

By: DA

DA — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:01:37 +0000

…but the combo was already over

By: keiko

keiko — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:58:33 +0000

Ooh! While I think Davide Bowie is at the very top of the “Permitted to Sparkle” list, I second your nomination of Mr.(?) Furter. ^_^

By: Nikky

Nikky — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:28:33 +0000

*schoolgirl sigh* Yum.

I believe that my mom informing me that “you like all that gay stuff” is a direct result of my childhood obsession with this movie. Which is alright. It led me to Rocky Horror. Speaking of, I believe that Frank N Furter should be added to the “okay to sparkle” list.

By: wishfulspirit7

wishfulspirit7 — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:07:22 +0000

The leather pants were the only thing good about this movie.

By: Shameless

Shameless — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:32:24 +0000

It was Henson’s intent to focus on Bowie’s ‘dangerous sexuality’, hence the tight pants. (Even Bowie balked at first!) He was made a ‘young pop singer’ (like ones girls have on their walls to daydream over) so Sarah could learn that not all choices in regards to boys were good ones.

I sorta missed that lesson, and I think a bunch of girls did.;)

By: Neffie

Neffie — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:06:36 +0000

Oh I had to check the dvd cover and sure enough the screenplay was written by Terry Jones! Awesome!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:54:26 +0000

David Bowie > Robert Patinson³²

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:47:21 +0000

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:16:30 +0000

Made of Win.

By: Multi-Facets

Multi-Facets — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:58:56 +0000

Eddie Izzard, David Bowie, Liberace, Sir Elton John, Chris Issak, Armstrong….

That would be the coolest, most sparkly band EVER. We could use them as disco balls for a retro party and dance the night away!

(Although I don’t know if Eddie or Armstrong can sing. Maybe they could just do a lot of dancing and posing on the stage.)

By: AKFoster

AKFoster — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:53:49 +0000

YES!!!

This is made of win!! ^.^

By: Kitty

Kitty — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:29:27 +0000

Yes, people can sparkle if they want. Vampires are the only ones who are NOT allowed to sparkle.

By: Kitty

Kitty — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:27:54 +0000

He frightened me.

By: Brinkley

Brinkley — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:41:14 +0000

Oh yes. It’s quite epic. My friend and I claim he is wearing his “Crowd Pleasing Pants” throughout the entire movie.

By: sally

sally — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:31:56 +0000

X2!

By: Doc

Doc — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:55:24 +0000

Captain Planet sparkles too…

By: SaSa

SaSa — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:02:14 +0000

I concur! I do love that Eddie!

By: SaSa

SaSa — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:00:07 +0000

Add Chris Isaak! *swoooon*

By: villy

villy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:28:00 +0000

hahaha

in high school, a friend of mine would refer to the movie as “David Bowie and the Magical Swinging Package.”

By: villy

villy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:26:48 +0000

Agreed.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:36:59 +0000

HELL YEA. David Bowie > Robert Patinson.

By: Ma.Belle.Fleur

Ma.Belle.Fleur — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:04:55 +0000

…Because he is the sex! ;D

By: herb

herb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:28:04 +0000

You leave out mention of the scene where Jareth smacks Hoggle in the face with his junk.

Oh, and for propriety, properly it is known as “David Bowie’s Area”. There may still be websites dedicated to it.

By: ThePowerPanda

ThePowerPanda — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:13:24 +0000

OH THANK GOD IT’S NOT JUST ME! I just watched it for the first time in a long time and all I could think was “Those are some tight pants… Isn’t this a kid’s movie? Please put on looser pants. I want to look at something other than your package. Focus on his face. FOCUS ON HIS FACE!”

By: CrystalDragon

CrystalDragon — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:43:10 +0000

Liberace might be dead but he stills Sparkles

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:19:00 +0000

people can sparkle if they darn well please. it just looks strange, but whatev. no need to put a gender label on sparkles.