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Plot of movie: Old widower stuffs his house full of balloons and goes to a remote area of Brazil with an accidental stowaway and has a crazy adventure … Still makes more sense than how the Jonas Bros. and Miley Cyrus got popular.
(Carl Fredricksen)
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who cares about the Jonas Brothers? i never heard a single song by them, and the only thing i know about them is from Southpark and some “funny” fail-postings here…
Neither have I
. I’ve seen 1 short Tv interview (filler between 2 shows I wanted to see), and that was enough to figure out that they’ve all got weak voices, and their only use for their heads is stopping their necks fraying! 
I looked them up and listened a bit. It was pretty good at first.
Then they started singing. They’re one of those things that’s earned the abuse, honestly…
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and i agree. also it should be legal to stab almost anything from disney in the throat
amazing how this is a disney/pixar movie. you want to stab the poor old man, too? =/
i care about them.
but honestly. the jonas brothers have nothing to do with the movie. why are you concerned about the jonas brothers, when the movie is basically about an old man and a little boy in a house. alone. awkward…
Oh, NO. You did NOT just go there. When will people stop thinking *ZOMG OLD MAN+LITTLE BOY ROFLAMO*? I am frikin’ tired of this!
And what the hell does that movie have to do with the Jonas Brothers ? I don’t like them, but it’s obvious why they got popular, money=advertising.. No reason to constantly diss them
when their advertising is also garnering pity (one of them did a comercial for a diabetes thing) thats bad
and i admit i know if i was younger and hell of a lot more stupid i’d love them too
or i’d least give them a chance
btu because them and facebook are being shoved down my throat at every turn i personally feel they don’t deserve a chance
Nick did a commercial for diabetes because he has it. At least know about something you’re gonna hate.
True that…
How many captions does it take to convey the idea that Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus suck? We get it, stop posting already. And like Anders said, why mention this movie here?
Anyway, the humor of this picture fails miserably. 1/5
this wins
And it makes less sense than how this sh*t caption got made. Go cry in your closet about Disney and stop making crap captions. No one cares.
you care or you wouldnt have bothered posting
Touche!
If you think about it, that is true.
But then again, I’m sure when we were kids, our parents were kids, etc., we listened to stuff that made older people think “wtf?!?”, and I’m sure these very kids who are addicted to the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus will do the same when they get old, thinking what the heck is up with the hot new thing kids are into.
YOU JUST RUINED THE ENTIRE MOVIE
Bruce Willis is dead at the end of Sixth Sense.
Darth Vader Is Luke’s Father
It’s Venezuela, not Brazil. Makes all the difference in the world.
That is what i was going to say….
Plus, i agree with everybody else here…
I was going to say that too. XD
Oh good grief. Random dissing of the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus – not funny. Fail.
1. Make decent picture.
2. Add Jonas Brothers in desperate attempt to make it relevant.
3. ????????
4. Profit!
This is SO much funnier than the pic/caption.
South Park Underwear gnomes ref ftw
That joke was by far the cheapest joke I’ve seen on this website. Seriously. We know you hate the jonas brothers and miley cyrus and amy winehouse and tom cruise and scientology.
Not that this necessarily makes jokes about them unfunny.
You forgot sparkling vampires. Roflrazzi’s war on sparkling vampires has already surpassed PunditKitchen’s liberal-conservative civil war… or ICHC’s war on grammar.
Although I’m sure quite a few of the anti-sparkles captioners are hiding tees with Twilight iron-ons in their closets.
This is why I love Roflrazzi. Pundit Kitchen people are too politically opinionated. ICHC people are too…stupid. These people are just right. I love you all. Honestly. Well, except for a few people I hate…
i’m so sick of these “jonas brothers and miley cyrus suck.” this is why they wont go away…its because people wont stop talking about them even if they hate them. ugh. fail.
I know. For people who hate them so much, we sure talk about them a lot.
we probably talk about them more then the fangirls. *like omg, we could be like the anti-fangirls. EEEEEEEEEEE*
sarcasm and typing are obviously not friends
Stupid.
Wow, get over it. These are ruining the website.
Poor Mr. Fredrickson. He deserved better.
how about ‘doesn’t make sense why they involved miscarriage in a children’s movie’. Yeah. I’ve seen some wierd moments in kids’ movies, I’ve heard crude jokes that only adults would understand that didn’t justify why they were there, I’ve seen ridiculous, emotional, psychotherapists-wet-dream plots about divorce, death and disappointment and abandonment in kids movies. Those didn’t belong either. But miscarriage? Having to explain to an 8 yr old ‘why there isn’t a baby’, ‘what happened to the baby’, and it was totally irrelevant to the plot. Nothing came of it, except a few women walking out of the theater.
*end of rant*
Thank you. My husband and I (being 6 months pregnant) just took our 2 year old to see Up in 3D thinking it would be a fun movie about an adventure in a flying house. I pretty much had a breakdown in the beginning of the movie, and the rest of the movie was depressing as well. Even the ‘happy’ ending sucked. There was like 5 minutes of fun and funny, and somewhere around the climax of the movie my daughter was scared and freaked out. Why make a flippin Disney/Pixar movie where it’s a bad idea to bring children to?????
Animated Disney movies have always had things that would terrify, depress or confuse a small child, just what those things are varies by child, movie and age.
A short list:
Bambi’s mother is shot.
Dumbo’s mother is taken from him and he is sold into what would be slavery were he a human character. Also: racial stereotype crows.
Nemo’s mother and siblings are killed.
Snow White’s step mother basically hires a hitman and then tries to kill her herself when that falls through.
Lady is basically shoved to the side when the baby gets there.
Cruella DeVille wants to butcher and skin some PUPPIES so she can have a new coat.
Lilo’s parents are dead and child protective services are about to remove her from the home.
Up was rated PG, not G (reasonable for reasons including miscarriage/infertility, death, “why doesn’t that boy have a daddy?”, attempted murder, discussion about prior murder, more death, etc etc.). If you understand the movie ratings system, you’d realize “Hey, maybe my 2 year old doesn’t need to see this until I’ve seen it first so I can use my PARENTAL skills to provide GUIDANCE if/when I decide to take them or show it to them at home.” Preferably at home, so I don’t have yet another movie ruined by freaked out toddlers. I expected some kid-related noise at UP, even though I went to see it at a showing starting after 11pm, but really now, after dealing with it at Wolverine and Watchmen, I was still surprised at what people automatically assume about a movie based on a 2 word phrase like “superhero movie” or “Pixar film” without checking ratings or remotely looking into it first.
And need we even mention “Song of the South”?
Let’s not mention Lilo and Stitch, where Lilo’s parents were killed in a car accident and CPS keeps trying to take her away from her sister.
Too True. Besides, Pixar’s movies have never failed to be good, appealing, family movies with powerful themes and good life lesons/morals. With a history of hits like “Wall-E,” “Monsters INC.,” the Toy Story movies, “Nemo,”… You’re right though, people need to start using this thing no one knows about called “Common Sense.”
hey hey! you forgot when Simba’s father dies in the Lion King. My all time-favorite!
Was this the first Disney/Pixar movie you’ve ever seen or something? What about every single Disney movie that had the mother killed, or people enslaved, or people fighting and killing each other?
Don’t pick on Up, it’s in all childrens movies and stories. It’s part of what makes it a good story, it causes you to sympathize with the main character so you feel closer to them and a part of the story.
Go back to Barney if you can’t handle reality.
I don’t pay to go be ‘entertained’ by the same traumatic crap I deal with in real life. That’s why it’s called, ‘fantasy’, heard of it?
And if you do, in fact, know how to read, I mentioned that fact that almost every kids’ movie I’ve seen has some sick situation that would only happen in a seriously broken family or atrocious accident.
because perfect life in suburbia would make an EPIC WIN movie? you have to have the conflict in the movie so that you’ll get the warm fuzzies at the end with the resolve.
Its not a remote area in Brazil, its in Venezuela…
Really? That makes more sense than teenybopper pop music appealing to pre-teens?
This one should just be posted on Failblog.
so troo
he going to Acre xD lost zone from brazil xD
STOP WITH THE MILEY/JONAS JOKES PLEASE, THEY GOT OLD ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
YOUR G*y just becuase the jo bros music sucks dosen’t mean you have to dis them they’re still hot *ssh*l*.
obvious 12 year old is obvious
What the hell are you smoking? No they aren’t!
i didn’t know that 12 year old girls were on this site!
YES! and if you call NOW, we’ll ship you TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
they are NOT “hot”
The tennis balls lmao
I’m glad you had enough sense of humor to overlook the obvious humorlessness of this caption. Good job.
Sometimes I’m ashamed at my age. Being fourteen, you find that people don’t only stereotype on race and culture or appearance. People also stereotype teenagers. They assume that because I was born in ’95 that I am a mindless child incapable of doing anything but cheer on Adam Lambert because “his hair is HAWT”, not because he has a genuine talent [I liked Kris and Alison better, anyway] and buy Teen Magazine and hang up the HSM posters in my locker or discuss sparkling vampires with my BFFs. Even my dad does it. When we watch “The Soup” on Fridays and they do the “Miley Cyrus News” segment, my dad says “You’d better cover your ears! I don’t want you getting all upset.” He also bought me FOUR Twilight posters for my room. I have one hanging behind my door to make him happy. The others are in my closet. I had to take one down to put up my Nightmare Before Christmas poster, and it seemed to upset him. I did read the books and I didn’t like them, but let’s not get another sparkly vampire thing going here.
Death by Taco, you almost sound like my 14 year old. He despises Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. And HSM while we’re at it. This is a kid who has been a Hendrix fan since he was about 6, and that was by his own doing. He refuses to watch Twilight, either. Oh, and he’s a NBC fan as well. Are you sure we aren’t related? LOL!
I wish. My dad is shocked by the fact that I’ve liked Queen since I was about 11. And my friend, Sara, thinks Queen is “the one-hit-wonder that sang ‘Bohemian Thing’” and also thinks Aerosmith sang “We Will Rock You.” She listens to the Jonas Brothers, of course.
Seriously, you are my kid. He hasn’t thought much about Queen other than Bohemian Rhapsody, but he loves Aerosmith. And Van Halen. And Ozzy, for that matter. Not to forget AC/DC and Jethro Tull. His newer favorite is Buckethead, but he has an uncle that turned him on to that. He wouldn’t be caught dead listening to the Jonas Brothers.
i’d be caught dead listening to them- because their music killed me
I WISH I knew your kid. These days, it’s nearly impossible to find anyone my age who has decent taste in music.
oh, how i feel your pain…
tl;dr
ROCK ON DUDE!! im lucky, my parents and bro agree with me on sparkly vampires and stuff like that.
Its true
First of all, UP was amazing. No need to totally spoil it by mentioning the Jonas brothers or Miley Cyrus.
Second, why did you mention them? The whole world already knows that they suck.
WHEN WILL THIS NOT BE FUNNY TO PEOPLE. WHEN.
Stop adding subs and get yourself a map. It’s Venezuela, not Brazil.
WE EFFING GET IT. No one likes Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers. You don’t need to make every other comic about how much they suck.
This is the total truth.
ok dont go and diss the jonas brothers! some of you probably couldnt sing to save your lives! while i can. but thats off the point. and dont try to tell me how “stupid” my comment it is because I will KICK YOUR ASS!!
DEFINITELYYYY Venezuela. Not Brazil.
Hey… just want to say…. he landed on Venezuela, not Brazil…
And the Jonas Bothers Sucks Big Time LoL
To tell u the truth i think miley cyrus is OK but jonas brothers need to get a life…
I think that they should both get lives there horrible irl but miley cyrus is ok at singing i guess.
miley’s a good singer but a bad influence!!!! she was pole dancing in little tiny shorts and leather boots at the teen choice awards!!!!
I can answer how the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus got famous:
A little green man.
His name is Benjamin Franklin. Maybe you’ve seen him and his thousands of clones changing hands?
All of you who keep talking about ‘decent music’. PLEASE get over it.
Actually, the waterfall “El Salto del Angel” is in Venezuela, not Brazil.
Seriously, there are 14 DIFFERENT countries in South America