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I just threw up in my mouth a little….
Yeah I just threw up in your mouth a little too.
after i threw up in yours
I laughed my head off… Idk what ya’ll’s problem is…
Paul Dillett
Is that. . . real?
I sure hope not. That poor guy is grotesque.
It’s been edited – look at where his right shoulder (from the photo’s perspective) joins his neck. It’s blurry.
if you look right above the pecs you can tell it was photoshoped… the skin color is off a bit
Ceiling cat must have had spend too much time watching this ambidextrous genius masturbate
I’d laugh at this, but I’m afraid it’s true.
Good freaking lord!
Is that REAL???
Nope, edited. See where his neck joins his right shoulder.
I just think the background had been removed from his shoulders up. But I do hope the rest of him is edited too. That’s disturbing.
Quoting “photoshopped” (scroll down the comments)
“Its a fake taken from here:
http://www.darkwoods.com/bodybuilder/male/bb/gallery/freaky11.html
You can see original image thee also”
Yup, someone havin fun with the Liquify tool.
No, it’s not “real”. Google “Paul Dillet” and you’ll see that yes, he’s big, but he still looks human, lol
Well, “human” might be stretching it a bit, even in the real pictures… What the fuck are those bulging things on the sides of his chest? his armpit muscles?!
You mean his latissimus dorsi? Its the muscle that lets you do pull ups. When they’re highly developed, they stick out from the sides like wings.
He must have an assistant to fasten his belt and spendies!
that is just gross….
On google, the images of him make him look human. On this one, he doesn’t, and his right trapezius looks blurry and suspiciously photoshopped.
I 100% agree with you. I have never seen anyone with skin that blurry. It is definitely Photoshopped, or Gimped, or whatever-ed – edited anyway.
this should be a FAIL.
I’d never heard of the guy, so I Googled some images of him . . . and immediately wished I hadn’t.
He is also mad cause he is black and can’t read.
Racism FAIL.
I don’t know if he can read, but that fact has nothing to do with his skin colour. You just inferred that all black people can’t read. So you’re suggesting that notable people such as:
• Barack Obama (Hmmmm…. the PRESIDENT)
• Muhammed Ali (he was a poet as well as a boxer)
• Bill Cosby (actor, entertainer)
• Miles Davis (jazz musician)
• Aretha Franklin (singer – “The Queen of Soul”)
• Ella Fitzgerald (singer)
• Jimi Hendrix (possibly best guitar player EVER!!!)
• Rosa Parks (“Mother of the Modern-Day Civil Rights Movement”, civil rights activist)
• Martin Luther King, Jr (“I have a dream”, civil rights activist)
• BB King (blues musician)
• Billie Holiday (singer)
• Muddy Waters (The Father of Chicago Blues”, musician)
and many other notable people of Black heritage are all illiterate? Because they aren’t. They all knew/know how to read.
And by the way, you used “cause” wrong. Cause means “The source or reason of an event or action; The goal, aim, principle; To set off an event or action; To actively produce as a result, by means of force or authority” “Because” would have been more appropriate (or “cuz” is you were on MSN, texting or not able to spell)
PS – Your picture matches your shown personality quite well – deranged.
PPS – I am an short eight-grader, born in Ireland and currently living in Australia. Leprechaun jokes are appropriate. And usually funny. Unless your sense of humour (remember – in Australia we spell things differently eg flavour, favourite, colour) is bad.
I’m about 15 years older and living in a diffferent hemisphere, but I think I want to marry Shamrock.
Shamrock FTW!
You try to defend black people’s literacy and all you mention are musicians and actors?!?!?
OK, you did mention Obama and MLK, BUT YOU FORGOT MANDELA!!!! Not to mention several million black scientists, engineers, mathematicians, lawyers, judges, writers, journalists, Nobel prize winners, etc, etc, etc!!!
>PPS – I am an short eight-grader,
Eight-grader? Oops, sorry, never mind. Just keep in mind that there are black people outside of music, sports and movies, ok? In fact, just remember that there are PEOPLE outside of music, sports and movies.
Hey Pepeloco,
Just like to say that I was just going off the top of my head – my grandad and mum are jazz lovers, so Fitzgerald and Davis came to my head first. Also, notice how most of the musicians are ones that a lot of eight graders wouldn’t listen to (they prefer Lady Gaga, Britney, and all that crap).
Also, I go to a Selective school (where they give you 3x as much homework – but no yearly exams or half-yearly exams!). Also, as I said – I live in Australia, so we learn a lot about notable Australian (usually they are of European descent and not Aboriginal)
And I don’t particularly enjoy watching or playing sport (except doing rock climbing, swimming and playing “fetch” with my dog – which should be called “keep” in this case). Most movie stars are white anyway. As are majority of singers (or “singers” in some cases)
Also, I keep typing “Also,” a lot. Strange. Better start thinking of better sentence beginnings.
Is that an exemple of anti-racism trolling?
Also worth noting, at least one person you listed there (Bill Cosby) is a doctor of Education.
Sure, but is he gonna eat all them Pokemons?
He is mad because he is black and he can’t read.
You don’t need to be racist twice.
it’s not racist to say that a black man, is black. Any more than it’s racist to say that a white man, is white
It is racist as he is inferring that black people cannot read (and therefore write and/or spell)
See my above comment, can’t be bothered wasting comment space posting it again.
From the pasty short Irish girl
Technically he said he was black “and” he can’t read.. neither of which statements are racist in themselves.
If he had said he was black “so” he can’t read we might have a problem.
Agreed.
I understand that, as I said – “inferring.” If you look at other comments by “steve” below, he isn’t behaving very nicely to the other commentators (for want of a better word), mainly “Inked_Hippie”.
You GO Um, pasty-short-Irish Girl! Couldn’t have said it better!
You may not be displaying racism, per se, when you describe the physical characteristics of an individual.
However, in the above post, you are displaying ignorance of correct comma usage, among other things.
obvious troll is obvious
Yes I do, he is the biggest black dude I have ever seen can you imagine how fat his white welfare girlfriend is.
Well she would be skinnier than you. As your ego would quintuple your body weight. Actually she would have to be skinnier than you no matter what.
Do you know why? (rhetorical question)
It’s most likely she doesn’t exist. And I won’t say he has a fat white girlfriend, until you show me proof (that isn’t from Wikipedia – I’ve checked the article, but ANYONE can change it)(Wikipedia isn’t a reliable website – it says that my school has a crow named Fluffy as a mascot, and we don’t have a mascot)
To quote the great GySgt. R. Lee Ermey:
“What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts?”
STFU tatooed hippie go kick your hackey sack and cover yourself in patchouli
only if you insist….you’ll call my supervisor at work and tell him where I am, won’t you?
You know damn well you don’t have a job no one on your commune does. I hope your dreads get caught in your chain whil you are riding to your hipppie jam band session
hey c’mon now…at least I shower. Don’t I get some points for that?
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…(reboot)…
You know damn well you don’t have a job no one on your commune does. I hope your dreads get caught in your chain while you are riding to your hipppie jam band session
You don’t want me – you want my older brother!!
Thank God that I get free internet, otherwise I’d have to PAY to read this crap.
And by the way, posting comments twice just makes you look stupid.
As does spelling hippie with the letter “p” in it thrice
Ewwww. I have hurt my eyes.
Mine too, the pain! the pain! *initiates brainscrub device* Ahh, sweet obliviion
Carlton is done taking your crap.
*snort*
TAAAAAAANK!!!
*places sign on steve’s cage*
Please do not feed this Troll. It both bites and sucks.
no thats real its not edited look Paul Dillett up
Not that the real Paul Dillet isn’t grotesquely overbuilt though.
Just not as much.
Okay, that was abso-freakin’-loutely REPULSIVE! Fake or real the least a person can do is warn a gal before she has her first shot of caffiene.
did you guys know that when they start body biulding to show off muscles they actually lose muscele mass and they are not as strong as they look for example my father is a powerlifter and he knew somebody who started bodybiulding and he lost 30 pounds on the bench press
Its a fake taken from here:
http://www.darkwoods.com/bodybuilder/male/bb/gallery/freaky11.html
You can see original image thee also
if you google, not google image, Paul Dillet, the original picture is the first that pops up. Yep, it’s faked, but Man, his hands are hugnormous!
It looks like he was infected by the Flood…
Shopped or not, that’s just disgusting.
eeeeeeeew
Looks like he bought some “Anchor Arms” a la Sponge Bob Square Pants. Maybe that’s what the photoshopper was going for
All I can think is: I wish he could have been my first IV stick!
I’d sell my soul if I could unsee that…
me too. D:
OMG..
I can tell its shopped but….JESUS CHRIST!!
I just finish playing Left 4 Dead, so my first thought was “TANK!!!!!”
His photoshop would kick your photoshop’s ass.
No it couldn’t! his arms are so huge he couldn’t move them, that’s why he can’t reach to pee!
Pur-LEASE. I’ve photoshopped better than this. And I’m 14, using Picnik.
OMG i thought it was the tank too lol l4d i was like, OMG A REAL TANK!!!!
ooooohhhhhh ok thank gosh its fake i started to feel bad i mean seriously
Oh man, even his muscles have muscles!
my eyes are bleeding… ow
could he be possibly playing that American legend “John Henry”? Y’know, with the laying down of the railroad track, racing against a machine thing?” Just what I thought when it came to mind. They might have made a movie
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that´s my sister
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that’s grim.
REALLY grim
what is that pic from? a film?
This is not for real. I have seen the original picture. The man on the picture is Paul Dillett.
Photoshop is fun:)
Thats my penis in the morning, hes name is Carl, isnt he swell?
that’s photoshopped but there are people who actually look like that
OMGGG ITS MILEY CYRUS !!
What the fck?!
omfgroflmaoalol…….. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! dudududuhh! steroids-man
i thought paul dillet was a legless frickin’ troll
It looks like Terry Crews to me.
come on people. There’s such a thing as GOOGLE. You can see the original pick and then the edited one. and his name is Paul Dillett.
thank god this isn’t real. otherwise i think i would need some serious eye bleach.
paul dillett.