HIGH SCHOOL
HIGH SCHOOL
Because taking geometry 50 times is what ever vampire dreams of.
(Twilight cast)
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First to say that sparkling is only good at prom night (almost)
twilight jokes are getting old
Getting?
They will never get old. They improve over time like a fine wine
Twilight is aging like milk.
…but the jokes will live forever.
JEFF DUNHAM WIN
Twilight is getting old… but as long as it stays around, there will be jokes about it. Those of us with who are subjected to 12-year-old girls (and 20-year-old young women who magically transform into 12-year-olds whenever someone says “Edward Cullen”) need Twilight jokes to keep our sanity.
Amen to that dude
*ahem* This lol is not bashing Twighlight, it’s saying that it would suck to have to repeat high school a bazillion times…………….
i havent even started high school but i htink that it will feel like that anyway….vampire or not.
true dat dude…i am like super sick of twilight
At least this one isn’t about sparkles.
no they arent….. is they were then why did you look for it. or look at it!!!
FIRST !
Avatar: The Last Airbender (also known as Avatar: The Legend of Aang)[1] is an American animated television series that aired for three seasons on Nickelodeon and the Nicktoons Network. The series was created and produced by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, who served as executive producers along with Aaron Ehasz. Avatar is set in an Asian-influenced world[2] of martial arts and elemental manipulation. The show drew on elements from East Asian, South Asian, and Western culture, making it a mixture of what were previously traditionally separate categories of anime and US domestic cartoons.
The series follows the adventures of the main protagonist Aang and his friends, who must save the world by defeating the Fire Lord and ending the destructive war with the Fire Nation.[3] The pilot episode first aired on February 21, 2005[4] and the series concluded with a widely-lauded two-hour television movie on July 19, 2008.[5] The show is now available on DVD, the iTunes Store, and the Xbox Live Marketplace, as well as its home on Nickelodeon.[6]
Avatar: The Last Airbender was popular with both audiences and critics,[7] garnering 5.6 million viewers on its best-rated showing and receiving high ratings in the Nicktoons lineup, even outside its 6–11-year-old demographic.[3][8] Avatar has been nominated for and won awards from the Annual Annie Awards, the Genesis Awards and the primetime Emmy awards, among others. The first series’ success prompted Nickelodeon to order second[9] and third[10] seasons. The first part of a movie trilogy tentatively titled The Last Airbender is expected to be released on July 2, 2010.
Merchandise based on the series includes scaled action figures,[11] a trading card game,[12][13] three video games based on the first,[14] second,[15][16] and third seasons, stuffed animals distributed by Paramount Parks, and two LEGO sets.[17]
It looks like you need to start using Bing.
I was already on this Wiki page, so I thought, what the heck? If you’re going to teach someone something, it might as well be about my favorite cartoon.
Very good point there.
Ahem. Avater is an anime, not a cartoon… Sorry ’bout that… But I take these things very seriously…
well ya the are completely diferent! one is fun to draw the other is crap!!!
that was long though…..and has nothing to do wiht twilight….
Avatar happens to be my favorite cartoon so i enjoy this subject very much.
As do I!
but the season is like way over!!! sad to say…:(
SEARCH OVERLOAD…..oklahoma where the wind blows…
Eat lead, eat my dust, MAN-EATING SHARK!
Notice that the word “sparkle” wasn’t used in the LOL? Gasp!
I know. I just about died from shock.
Hehehe, so totally true and one of those things that I’ve wondered about the Twilight “kids”. Although going to college and taking a different major every time would be pretty cool.
That would be cool, but where would they get that kind of money? I doubt the vampirism pays that well.
i hate myself for knowing this… but in the story, alice can “see” the future. meyer even wrote that she had an “uncanny ability to predict the trends in the stock market”. also in the story they spend cash like it’s going out of style. pretty sure college tuition isn’t an issue.
I see, she has magic vampire insider trading powers.
That’s incredibly convenient.
Think of all the wonderful things she could do for charity. Oh wait, this is for teenage girls. Never mind, let’s go shopping.
True, but slaying might, if the vampires’ stuff didn’t dust with them. You slay them, and I’ll fence their stuff.
All the vamps at my school were ugly
feels the same back at my place
Hell… I WAS the vampire at my school. Do not even ask me how that rumor started. It’s not like I was goth or any thing.
Well, the bit where you never went out on a sunny day may have been a giveaway?
Well, they could end up math teachers….
i would love to be the one who does geometry 50 times in high school………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….not kidding
i SAID not kidding
LOL that was going through my head as well. It must be awful spending an eternity at school! God, you’d be looking to kill yourself after about ten years. And it sort of defeats the purpose of vampirism; conforming to society and authority? Erm… no.
It’s ok, they’re rewriting vampirism as they go anyway, so why not have them conform to society and authority as well as sparkling in sunlight instead of bursting into flame and dieing.
Oh, I think I just figured it out. Their not vampire vampires, they’re day-walkers.
They’re not even daywalkers. They’re just kids dressing up at Halloween saying they’re vampires. Or like the kids in that South Park episode when all the Britneys and Justin types start dressing Goth, pissing off actual Goths.
Ok, you got me there.
No, they’re faries. they sparkle, they run fast, and they don’t drink human blood.
Well when someone first told me that there was a teenage boy that sparkled my first thought had been “omg, the yaoi and slash fans are going to be so happy to have a canon one.”
i´m pretty sure fairies fly
They cant if you rip their wings off
Edward is too emo to fly.
He’s there for the virgins. F’d up but true.
With a class of High School Vampires, they could get to High School Musical 300.
This…
Is…
HIGH SCHOOL!!!
…no?
Well, some over the top violence might make a watchable HSM….
I don’t think he was talking about that “300″. Although a lot of teenage girls would want to watch topless, oiled-chest vampires with spears getting their asses kicked by the Persian army. Brutal defeat is, like, SO dramatic! I think I need to write an emo poem about this right now.
To all you who read this plaque, know this:-
Our graduation day never came!
(With apologies to the 300, and if you know the history behind the GN and film, you’ll know why).
Or 30000 they will live that long remember
Vampires taking day classes??
rofl. i would hate that, too.
Woohoo – look at me! I’m mocking Twilight. Aren’t I hip and edgey and cool? And aren’t I in no way a complete twat with no ability to have an original thought of my own!
Well, yes you are an unoriginal twat actually; the cap is mocking Twilight, but in an original manner.
Actually you have that all wrong, you know. Since Twilight is “cool” and its on MTV and newspapers and magazines and film channels and in every shop you go into then this story is supposed to be the hip and edgy thing. Fans of said franchise are conforming to silly fads and taking a short enjoyment out of something while it is still in fashion. Those that criticise are not conforming and are therefore, naturally, cooler than immature, fad following, creatively brain dead hysterical girl zombies
no, it´s fashionable to make fun of a teen book. even cooler if you make fun of sparkles. shows that you are so above pop culture, that your tastes are too superior for you to consider a kid book, and that you definitely aren´t gay.
Ok, so why is no-one mocking Lemony Snicket, His Dark Materials, Horrible Histories, Harry Potter (in general; not specific captioned stills), 90210…?
Instead, they’re all aiming at Steph Myers/Twilight, the Jonas Brothers, Miley/Hannah, High School Musical…
I think I see a pattern emerging here; the ones that are being mocked are all rubbish!
Yeah… you’d think the fans of this silly thing would know just to tolerate it now. The general consensus here is that its rubbish and yet they whine. They call us trolls.
People don’t complain about Harry Potter because the Books are actually well written and the movies well directed (even thought the fourth and the fifth weren’t as good as the first three), personally i don’t like 90210, but i don’t make fun of any of this stuff cause i’m just not funny anyway lol
O_o …did you see Half Blood Prince…?
…I did! ^^
PLEASE tell me you noticed Snapes fluffier-than-usual sexy hair?
YES. And did anyone notice how sexy Tom Felton [Draco Malfoy] is now?! I mean, DAMN.
While we were at the midnight premier, there was a guy dressed up as Snape. Once, he walked down the aisle and his cloak was flying out behind him. The whole theater applauded. It was great.
I just l-o-v-e how you said girl there. Then my attention was directed to brain dead, followed by hysterical, then immature, fad following and finally zombies. Oh yes, how conformist my gothic, neopaganistic, 7th-grade-but-still-ACT-taking self is. And I don’t want to hear ” Oh, so you are a teen, obviously you like teen culture (insert hating here). I dislike most pop culture, but thought this was a fabulous series. And I would bet money that you are infact, amazingly conformist. You obviously own a TV. Probably hetrosexual. Pet owner. Churchgoer of some type. Went to public school. Like mainstream music. Etc., etc., etc. Sounds awfully conformist. Oh, wait you are part of a non-conformist group right? Silly me.
You know why I said “girl?” I said that because the silly little readers of the series arent mature enough to have a proper relationship like real women do. When you stop using expressions like “l-o-v-e” and realise sarcasm is the lowest form of wit then someone somewhere might have some respect for your tastes. Be gone silly little girl! Go back to your smelly little emo boys and whine about how no one understands you. When you figure out how men should behave, and that actually some testosterone from said men is whats attractive, then you might actually become a woman like the rest of us, and realise how creatively braindead the series and its fans are. No wait, you’re not another fad following zombie right? You mean you might actually have your own personality under there? Wow… when you’ve stopped projecting it onto Bella, because she doesnt have one herself, then you might actually become interesting.
but high school is so easy, even after going through it once. after 50 times, you could just skip it all together and still pass. sounds sweet to me!
It’s EZ? reelly? nebber been tru it yetz…OMG cant waits till 2010
Well, see, the circulum changes every couple of years, so the students would need to learn something new.
Besides, tests can be different depending on the teacher.
So, point invalid, thanks for playing. we have lovely parting gifts for you.
oh and also, in addition, after 100 years, they should at least be finished university by now.
Unless they are idiots.
Well, at least this one didn’t mention sparkles. Seriously, though… we can haz new jokes??
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THAT ROB PATTISON, NOOB MODEL, FISHFACE MAN AND WRONG WRONG WRONG characters! *throws a Twilight purist tantrum*
@_@ do you ever fantasize about breaking into the grocery store and slashing Rob Pattison’s face off of all the magazines?
Must… remain… calm…
EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP HATIN ON TWILIGHT. MAYBEH TO YOU IT WASNT A GOOD MOVIE BUT TO OTHERS IT WAS. (like me.) IF YOU READ THE BOOK U WUD LIKE IT, THEN WE CAN SEE WHO’ GETTING MADE FUN OF. SO STOP MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT PLZ.
No. Get over yourself.
Sorry, what? I couldn’t hear what you were saying over the screeching.
screeching? u need to get ur hearing checked. :/
You really need to calm down. I have read all four books, and seen the movie. I don’t like it. And people will still make fun of it anyways. People will constantly be ‘HATIN ON TWILIGHT’, because they don’t like it.
People hate on every form of media. Don’t think they’ll stop because you decided to post in caps.
I read all four abooks and hated them, you stupid, screeching noob.
Hell yeah! Who wouldn’t wanna take Geometry 50 times! Volume of a cylinder FTW!!
I my god I feel so out of style I’m not mocking twilight……. Well ya I’m a fan of it a big one to and guess wat I’m 12 years old and hey srsly u ppl should really stop making fun of twilight bcuz ther r actually ppl out ther who like it am I the only one????!!!!
IM WITH YOU!!! U ROCK (whoever you are….) im the one that 2 comments above ya!
happy reading!
Thx u rok 2!!!!! (whoevr u r)!!!! I’m not alone!!!!!! Yes!!!! Edward Cullen 4evr
ya and he’s hot too!! <3
He’s also not real. My .000001% chance with Hugh Laurie beats your 0% with Edward Cullen. You will NEVER marry him, date him, or even see him in real life. So, if you want to continue your whole life waiting in vain for your vampire lover, that’s fine by me.
Hugh who? And FYI, liking the series doesn’t make you pine for a ficticious lover. It may however renew your hope for love and basic happiness.
Let me think about it for a second… no.
As is the first amendment, free speech, I am allowed to speak my opinion about whatever I like, however I like. Public place or not. And if you tell me to shut up, you are infringing on my rights as a human being.
chill out i have my own rights too. and i say shut up.
You do. And I have not told you to shut up. In fact, if you want to keep saying how people are hurting Twilight, I say go for it. So, why you are telling me to shut up, is beyond me.
As well, I’m currently in law school, and if I had your IP address, and knew where you lived, I could sue you for impeachment of the first amendment.
impeachment? i think it’s infringement, but ooooh, i’m NOT in law school so i guess i shouldn’t be trying
Yay, 12 year old fangirls who use internet slang and think that Edward Cullen is real! Just what I need in the morning!
Look. This has to be the most original Twilight Joke to date.
I could make fun of the fact they sparkle.
But I’m not. It’s a stupid thing to point out.
But, I’ll point out that the characters are flat, Meyer didn’t do any research, and Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue.
Have fun!
Actually Cullen is a Gary-Stu… the male version of a Mary-Sue.
Also Bella is a Mary-Sue/Self-insert of Meyer.
Oh and sparkling sucks… kills the whole creature-of-the-night vibe.
Yes, Edward is a Gary Stu, I forgot to mention.
whatever. Mary Sue is probably more accurate for the pussy.
Bella is an Anti-Sue, actually. She has none or very few of the Mary-Sue qualities, but she is a self insert.
Yes, but if I make fun of the Sparkling, the twilight fantards won’t take me srsly, fur-reals.
well think about it for a second……. i have a right to say that the jokes are old and mean and that i dont want to effin hear it anymore. so….free speech
And I have a right as a citizen to think some jokes are new, and any form of media has the right to get bashed, and hope you realize that people will make jokes if you fans get all butt hurt about it.
yaa. some ppl ova here are so…. anti-twilight. what did twilight eva do to you?! and dutchssaxel, ur gettin on everyones nerves. free speech. so ha.
Okay, and I welcome your opinion. Thank you for letting me know I am getting on People’s nerves.
name. is my new online friend! lolz
yayyyy!
dutchessaxel, you rock, and only seem to be getting on the nerves of pre-pubesent Mrs. Cullen wannabe’s. <3
What is with this pre-pubescent crap? Am I malformed? Genetically inferior? I’m so confused. I feel like this is The Uglys (spelled that way, yes)/ Prettys/Specials where because I’m youthful I am ugly and need to get a massive overhaul to be worth anything. I would bet my last dollar you are not the prettiest picture in the Louvre. Don’t label me, or face the wrath. Jeez
Dutchessaxel is actually only getting on your nerves. Guess what? You have no opinion. When you start using proper grammar, maybe we’ll start taking you people seriously, but, until that day comes, you’re just another thing to laugh at.
The sparkling is actually what kills the whole thing for me. I like my vampires as dark, broody, night-time creatures.
If they walk into sunlight and start to glitter I lose interest fast.
Might I add that the sparkling is merely an attractant meant to lure mortals to their doom? Just saying, so that everyone gets over their fat heads; thinking they are so clever for making fun of a character. In a book. Seriously. Get a life, and some for your thousands of friends! *hands a twenty*Kind of like making fun of a lion or tiger for being gorgeous. Not their fault they are and you….uhm…..fall a bit short in that category.
I’m just gonna go ahead and point out, to the raving Twilight fans who so violently defend the honor of the vampire Wuv Story to which they so desperately cling with all of thei pre pubescent strength…you’re all twelve. Most of the people who are just innocently pointing out the numerous flaws in the Twilight series are all adults or smart teenagers [like myself]. So, when you grow up and when you’re a big kid, you’ll realize how crap this series really is.
People [twelve year-olds] are pointing out the fact that is’t their OPINION that the books and movies are, ahem, “OMGG FANTASSTIKK!” But, it’s a FACT that Bella Swan is a Mary-Sue and it’s a FACT that the book has no plot. It’s your OPINION that my shirt is nice, but it’s a FACT that my shirt is blue. See what I mean?
P.S. It is also a FACT that Kristen Stewart cannot act her way out of a paper bag.
No, amigo, this tidbit is, as much as you wish it weren’t, an opinion. Deal. You may not like us, you may kill us in your dreams, but in the end, us Twilight fans will still be here, still loving our books despite you and your minions. Life must suck for you now that your beautiful dream is crushed like a moth under my math textbook. My friend, Regin the Radiant just owned you.
Could you just crop out the whole right side of the table? Kay? Because I literally skimmed the books just to find Alice and Jasper bits.
Side note: While Twilight is not a very good series, I HATE HATE HATE people who despise it for no reason, assume all of the readers are 12-year-old girls, or say it’s crap writing. Meyer deserves a bit of credit for being able to make it that famous.
ya me too. u guys hate it for no good reason. and stop calling us dumb just cuz we’re twelve shooooooo. u can be a teen and be dumb. (like urself.)
You just basically called yourself stupid. And it’s not stupid because it’s got a fanbase of tweenage girls. It’s got a fanbase of tweenage girls because it’s stupid. And crap writing and acting.
I have a reason to hate it. I read all four books and half of Midnight Sun online, hoping to understand what all the hype was about. Alas, I didn’t find out why. MOST of the readers are twelve year-olds wjho couldn’t use good grammar to save their lives [above comment] and it is crap writing. The story only had the slightest indication of a plot that didn’t show up till the very end of the book. Meyer, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Tokio Hotel are all geniuses for being able to create such a following [of twelve year-olds] without the slightest indication of any talent.
[By the way, when I said "above comment", I meant name. not you.]
*giggles at your wjho* Anyway now, I can’t bash you for not reading, but I have to be picky and say you have to read the right amount to hate. Just a bit. Maybe the first book. Don’t like? Put down, for pete’s sakes. Following the hate crowd without actually reading? Pick it up, you might find it enjoyable, my hater not-so-friends.
i know that all humans have free speech and you can write or say whatever you want. so im gonna be mature and not care. unlike you. u are yelling at someone who is years younger than you. grow up. (FREE SPEECH SUCKAAAA!)
“i know that all humans have free speech and you can write or say whatever you want. so im gonna be mature and not care. unlike you. u are yelling at someone who is years younger than you. grow up. (FREE SPEECH SUCKAAAA!)”
Well that kinda contradicts what you said earlier.
“EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP HATIN ON TWILIGHT. MAYBEH TO YOU IT WASNT A GOOD MOVIE BUT TO OTHERS IT WAS. (like me.) IF YOU READ THE BOOK U WUD LIKE IT, THEN WE CAN SEE WHO’ GETTING MADE FUN OF. SO STOP MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT PLZ.”
I’m the only teenage girl I know that DOESN’T like Twilight.
Jeez, it’s embarrassing to be fourteen sometimes.
Me too. Everyone assumes we love Twilight and the Jonas Brothers. It’s sad, really.
Well, can I join the I don’t like Jonas Brothers half? I do despise them so.
Indeedy-do. We should start some form of club.
by not care, i mean not care what you say.
u no for once i actually feel beat!!!!! there just seems to be more haters out there than lovers….. this sucks ok ppl who dont like it u win…….. -sigh-
Do I know you?
actually, i feel beat too. the haters sound really older than us. ya…. u guys win. -groan-
but the lovers are still FLIPPIN AWESOME!
This is something that’s actually consitently bothered me. Wouldn’t someone have eventually noticed that there’s a group of five students who never age, are always in the same grade, and never interact with other children? I agree that college actually would have made much more sense for them, as they could at least blend in a bit more, and have a wider variety of study.
Oh, right, that’s because it is intended as a self-insertion fantasy for the preteen girl readers. (Stephanie Myers has actually stated that she’s vaguely described to serve as such. Though, when pressed to give a description of the character she will effectively describe herself.)
Erm, they switch schools a whole lot, so no one does notice that……
wow. alotta big words….
everybody plz dont yell at me cuz i said dat. im just saying. alotta big words.
Please learn English as I am sure they would teach it at your school before you try commenting again. It just breaks my mind trying to read your garbled nonsense.
At lest by doing that you would come across as having at lest half a brain.
Maybe she ought to go through high school fifty times?
Agreed.
ya and maybe i can see u guys there. it’ll probably be ur sixteenth time in tenth grade for most of you. (jj and death by taco.)
…”ya”, and *maybe* you’re just an idiot who lacks the mental capacity to know how to respond to an insult.
how old are you? seriously, it sounds like you are an old bag, sitting alone in your mother’s basement and making fun of kids because you’re jealous of them because they have lives and you don’t.
I’m a fourteen year-old girl, thanks. And you think I’m jealous of you? You’re young, naive, and you obviously have the intellectual capacity of a squash.
i thought i was talking to death by taco.
I’m the same person. Changed my name.
Wow that is quite funny that Taco is probably younger then you yet quite smarter then you. Unless you are 10… in that case I guess we must wait a while till your brain is at lest a little more developed.
Well that’s a lie sorry. No matter your age it seems that we still have to wait for brain development.
Considering I’m a teacher it’s more likely that I have held you back multiple times.
The funny thing is that this caption isn’t even mocking Twilight. It’s just pointing out the fact that going through high school fifty times would SUCK.
I honestly liked the Twilight series, movie and books. I am neither a girl, nor 12. I’m a 17 year old boy. And just in case you wonder, I am also straight. I found the book entertaining and I don’t understand why people bash her over her description of what a vampire may be. There are millions of different stories out there, who says hers can’t be right. We’ve never actually seen a real vampire, have we?
Also, those twelve year olds that did post, seriously shut up. I may like the book, but it is [people like you with your terrible grammar and lack of brains that give Twilight fans a bad rep.
*applause*
The only reason I cant stand Twilight is because of these stupid pre-teen girls who say the words ‘Edward Cullen’ every five seconds. Stephenie Meyer isn’t that bad at writing – the book isn’t amazing, but it certainly is a lot better than some I’ve read. Way to be mature
griggles is awesome! (see, i think this guy is a MAN. *ahem* Death by Taco isn’t.)
Again, I’m a fourteen year-old girl. So, no, I’m not a man. Way to show off your ignorance, though.
nevermind i don’t like griggles. lol.
“Also, those twelve year olds that did post, seriously shut up.”
Griggles obviously doesn’t like you, either.
all this bullying online is ruining my life. i have made a decision that will change not only my life, but everyone else around it. goodbye you cruel, cruel, people.
Bye.
I am a fan of Twilight. That doesn’t mean I have to be stupid and immature. I agree with Griggles. The 12 year olds on here seriously need to shut up. (Gasp, I actually spelled out the word seriously) Way to add to the stereotype! You should be proud of yourselves.
And I understand those who are against Twilight. At least you have tried it out instead of just hating it for no reason. I apppreciate Death by Taco, who isn’t strangled by a teenage girl norm. I know its a shock that I don’t hate someone who dislikes Twilight.
I think that this is a really funny picture bu the way. Great caption.
P.S. I also love Avatar. Can’t wait to see the new movie. I’m curious to see what Appa will look like. And the rest of the animals. And the characters.
I appreciate your appreciation! It’s not all Twilight fans Idislike, it’s the idiotic raving lunatic ones.
P.S. I saw pictures on Facebook! Appa looks like a Shi-Tzu. It’s kinda funny.
A really big one though, right?
Please may I point out that I am a twelve year old female who uses correct grammar. Don’t bash me and my fellows *points to a group of oddly beautiful young girls*Thank you
lol!!!! the only thing is that if you read the books you would know that they are exteamly intelagent and enjoy learning!
Way to spell. The thing about your argument is that they aren’t really learning anything. Thy’ve already gone through all the subject. So unless something new is discovered they don’t really ever need to pay attention.
Oops… sorry about the mistake. I meant subjects, not subject. But at least I knew what I did wrong.
I do enjoy books that are ‘inteligant’ and enjoy learning.
hey, personally? i enjoyed the books. they were really good. But i’ve read better, and they totally butchered the movie getting that bland emo girl kristen stewart to play bella. But taylor lautner as Jacob? Only reason i’m going to see the next two movies.
speaking as an original, 13-yr old, “twi-hard” here, i have authority on this subject. 
not a bright vampire?