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Wouldn’t it have saved time to just throw that banana split straight into the toilet?
(Miss USA 2009 Kristen Dalton)
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who is that girl?
very very hot… blonde surfer girl yummy =)
So I’m the only one who notices the fact shes wearing an inch thick layer of make up?
Jealous much?! How is she wearing an inch thick layer of make up? I think her make up looks really pretty and actually quite natural here! So yeah.. you’d be alone in your thinking there!
the make up around her face shows up in the flash, so yeah, it was pretty thickly done
For example, the negative “panda eyes” effect, where foundation wasn’t applied in her eye sockets.
But doesn’t EVERYONE have stupid panda-looking eyes nowadays due to it suddenly being cool to dip your eyeballs in mascara?
that would be Miss USA ‘09, smartness
This is very enticing, I so want some of that – I’m actually drooling a little, and the girl is attractive too.
Our twisted minds are twisted in the wrong direction.
you know you’re old when a dream involving lovely mounds of sweet deliciousness, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and a banana has nothing to do with sex.
or very young or simple-minded…
Looks like Katherine Heigl. But that sash makes me think not so much.
I don’t think she will actually put the contents of the spoon in her mouth, just the spoon to the back of her throat afterwards…
a hot girl eating ice cream- she MUST be bulimic! clever.
Wow. Girl + food = eating disorder. Hilarious.
ha you got that right
Yup. The wittiness is unsurpassed. Funny, I know some girls that have a worse eating disorder. It’s called Hand, Food and Mouth disease.
omg!! I have that disorder! and so does every other creature on the planet. for some reason we have to eat to survive. funny, that.
Obviously I meant the opposite extreme, there, ditzarella.
Absolutely hilarious. I mean, why wouldn’t a pageant girl who probably preaches against eating disorders be the one to throw it up? Very clever.
More fat chicks criticism of thinner good looking women. SO sad, really, SO sad. *sigh*
what a bitchy thing to say.
Really? A joke (made in poor taste, admittedly) made about a thin girl eating ice cream automatically has to come from a “fat chick”?
I bet you think 120 lbs is a sign a girl’s a cow then, don’t you?
*pushes you off the soapbox* You like the fatties, don’t you? Or are you one? did I strike a nerve?
You know what? I hate people like you KaBooM. And yeah, I guess I am what you’d call a “fattie”. 5′5″, 170 punds. But you know what’s true about “fatties”? Bigger girls have bigger breasts.
They also tend to be more cuddleable.
yeah! big floppy disgusting breasts.
you sure showed him!
I am slightly overweight, and a female, but I still have perfect breasts, casl.
And as a bisexual female, skinny girls are so unattractive. How are ribcages erotic?
I’m a bisexual female, and ’skinny’ does not =ribcage showing. I’m a welder, and what you would call ’skinny’ at 5′0.5″ and 117, but you can’t see my ribs past my 6-pack. Bitch.
Was it really necessary to call me a bitch? Get some tact before I will even begin to take you seriously. Sure, you may be society’s opinion of aesthetically-pleasing, but your personality is ugly.
At that, was I targeting you? No, I wasn’t. Is there any reason why you take everything ever said personally? A bit pretentious, don’t you think? I know many females who are skinny and have too many bones showing. On nearly all of them you can play the xylophone.
But will they let me?
it was a guy that wrote the caption. idiot.
Could she stuff he mouth with anymore?
and we still don’t know who she is!
All i need is her name, then my l33t google image skillz will do the rest
It looks like her sash says Miss USA
seriously??? her name is RIGHT UNDER THE PICTURE!!!!! Kristen Dalton, miss USA 2009. READ!!!
Nah, don’t throw it away, give it to me
Besides, you know she’s only posing with that, the contents of the spoon won’t get anywhere nearer her mouth than that
is she actually bulimic or is she just thin?
Didn’t you get the memo? Thin girls + food = eating disorder. Oh, and because I don’t find this funny I’m fat.
Some people do this thing called, ‘physical labor’, commonly known as ‘excersize’ or the four-letter-word, ‘work’. Jealousy hates to acknowledge such things.
Honestly? Not most girls who want/need to be thin for pagents, modeling, etc. If they actually lost weight the normal way, first, most would be heavier (especially the models) and second, they’d have muscle tone and be in shape. Most don’t and aren’t. With people like skaters, dancers, ballerinas, etc, it’s hard to tell (most are screwed up eaters in one way or another but not always buliemic/anorectic) because they really do work out, though building muscle is undesirable if it’s too bulky. Hunter/Jumper and dressage riders usually go for anorexia.
Sorry, but in sports and competitions where women have to be notablly thin, most are disordered eaters, pounding lax, etc. It’s not a jealousy thing, it’s just how it is. You can’t succeed unless you’re skinny in some things. Personally I prefer exercise-purge buliemia. KILLS your joints but it’s easier than vomiting and doesn’t screw up your system like laxatives. Been there, done that, not doing it again.
Where are you getting your information? To say that “in sports and competitions where women have to be notablly thin, most are disordered eaters, pounding lax, etc” is an extremely unfair thing for you to say. I cannot speak for all sports, but as a dancer I will tell you that if you knew how much physical exertion it takes to be a dancer you would know that having unhealthy eating habits would not allow you to reach your full potential. Dance requires a lot of strength, and the reason female dancers appear to be so slender is because of the nature of the exercise. Dance focuses on stretching and elongating the muscles If dancers were to bulk up like a track runner they would not achieve flexibility as readily. As a side note, if you watch So You Think You Can Dance, all those girls are healthy and strong and they are some of the top dancers in America. If they were not eating right and getting the nutrients they need, their bodies would not hold up under that much physical exertion.
In short, please stop making such mean-spirited generalizations about dancers. They discredit dance and the people who participate. Dance is a celebration of the human body and spirit and BOTH need to be healthy to become a true artist of dance.
WIN, not to mention the high protien levels needed.
Thank you!
If I ran the Miss World or Miss Universe pageant I would definitely include an ice cream eating contest. It would have the same scoring weight as the swim suit contest and would be measured on poise, volume, choice of toppings, and the amount of time the contestant kept it down.
When I first glanced at this, I thought it said “fertility”.
Sorry, Fat people. We thin people can eat all we want and stay thin and all you can do about it is stay fat and die.
Mmm think I will have another bowl of ice cream!
Gee thanks. How do you know the caption was by a fat person?
“Imagine the directions: ‘Take out of box, place directly in toilet’. Flush Pocket!”
Ugh. Some of us are just made skinny! I’m a thin and sometimes bony girl, and at 21, I STILL don’t have an eating disorder, no matter how many people have implied it. I eat ice cream, chocolate, burgers, etc. My body burns metabolism like no body’s business, and that doesn’t make me anorexic or bulimic.
That’s my dad too. I’ve seen him put away a 20 oz steak with all the trimmings and then eat dessert! lol And the annoying man has a 29 inch weight. As his (overweight due to medical condition) daughter, it’s frustrating!
i am insanely jealous lol
Get back to us when you are 45 year old. I’d like to hear an update on that.
I’ve known some seriously skinny girls, when they were in their 20’s, now, 20 years later, not so much.
I’ve never been thin or fat, at 125-130lbs (for 25+ years)
Some people keep their metabolism- friend of mine, abs hard as a rock and buff everywhere else too, 00 has a couple inches of bagginess. Her mom is the same way, as is her brother. They eat healthy, but they eat a lot.
Haha, I hear you. I’m crazy thin at 16, but I’m aware that I’ll probably bulk up when my metabolism slows down. I mean, my dad said he used to be thin as a teenager, and now, not so much…at all.
i totally agree with you. the jokes about skinny people all having eating disorders bothers me just as much as jokes that fat people are all lazy/smelly/overeaters/etc.
bodies come in all different shapes. and it’s natural!
* burns calories
(not metabolism…hah).
This caption is bu-LAME-ic.
Not very funny. As a girl who struggles with bulimia – it effing SUCKS! No one wants to barf up meals, no one WANTS to be effed up in the head, it HAPPENS and it is about the equivalent of Alcoholism. An addiction. If you didn’t give in to the the initial binge, it wouldn’t cause your obsession. But it does. And it’s a chemical/emotional/spiritual/whatever imbalance that you CANNOT control alone.
I have bulimia too and after this many years of yakking up ice cream sundaes, I just don’t even care anymore. It’s the only way I know to stay skinny and for me, looking good is more important than most anything else. Am I fucked up, yes. But I am happy with my fucked upness so I don’t see why it’s a problem. if you’re trying to recover, I wish you the best of luck, but some of us are happy being bulimic.
I found the caption funny. Yeah, throwing it up or spitting it out ads a step, but if you just skip eating it, you don’t get to taste it.
i do not have an eating disorder, so i cannot relate to you this way. but i’ve had two relatives die from anorexia. eating disorders are deadly. far deadlier than being overweight, oddly enough.
This is so ignorant. I weigh 100 pounds and have the same body type as her. I have never dieted in my life or had any eating disorders. I eat as much as my boyfriend and eat whatever I want. It’s just my genes, stop putting down others just because you’re jealous.
Congratulations. You’re naturally skinny. Realize that most people aren’t and are willing to kill themselves to be so.
Again. Just check back with us in like 20 years or so.
I just LOVE the logic of all the posters on this site. No woman who is a model or actress is ever anorexic or bulimic, according to them. No, it’s all just jealous fat women. No matter how thin she is, any comment or caption that says she might have an eating disorder is just fat women being jealous.
But you know what? You’re closer to being right than you know. Anorexia and bulimia is so five years ago. Prescription weight-loss drugs have replaced them among professionals. And the doctors in Hollywood who prescribe these could not possibly care less whether they’re being abused or not. That’s WHY you become a doctor in Hollywood, because the actors and actresses think they need this stuff — along with cosmetic surgery — and will never sue you for prescribing or performing questionable drugs/surgeries that they think they desperately need. No matter how dangerous it is.
Parents, take note. Your daughter is having it burned into her brain EVERY DAY that this is what she’s supposed to look like and that she is supposed to be willing to do anything to get that way. And you people, remember when you spout off about you think women like this are hot when you see a girl in the ER who is incoherent and sometimes near death because of this crap. Seen it and let me tell you, it’s not a pretty sight. What’s worse is that nowadays even the girl’s parents think she is overweight if she weighs more than 105 pounds or so… and they’re spurred on by people like you with your snide, insulting comments about fat chicks. Yes, I mean you. God, how I wish I could make you people watch every time a girl like that is in the er. Given your comments though you’d probably still say she was fat even when she’s puking her guts out because you think it would be funny.
Um… I don’t think that people are saying she doesn’t have an eating disorder, they’re just saying that some random thin girl eating a sundae =/= automatic eating disorder.
At any rate, eating disorder or not, the joke is in poor taste.
The girl is the reigning Miss USA, Kristen Dalton of North Carolina.
It’s ridiculous to think that just because someone’s thin, or in a pageant, that they automatically have an eating disorder. No need for the alternate caption saying something about keeping her quiet with food either; she’s NOT the one involved in the gay marriage question drama. Rather, this is the girl who WON the pageant!
Beauty queens often take pictures with food like this because they know people think they don’t eat. That’s a stereotype, just like not all pro athletes are on steroids, not all male hair dressers are gay, not all sales people are cheats…
Thank you for the most intelligent comment yet. The fat jokes are the last bastion of the ‘politically correct’ because they are not ‘allowed’ to make fun of anybody else. The stereotypes aren’t funny. Making fun of diseases isn’t funny. There are plenty of other things that are non-hurtful that people can enjoy. Degrading each other through pictures shouldn’t be one of them.
i hate political correctness, it destroys free speech which should be just as important
um… i dont think this picture would be here if freedom of speech had been destroyed …?
What’s wrong with a hot chick eating junk food every so often????
Nothing–that’s the point.
nothing wrong with it at all, we were just poking fun at a possible eating disorder, which people often associate with pageants, and beauty contests and the like
It’s nice to know that a girl that’s won a big contest like this, isn’t afraid to eat crap from time to time
makes us not feel quite so bad about it now and then! not only that it makes her far more human
Burn! Lighten up, people. It’s a joke. Besides, she’s blonde, which means she doesn’t have a soul anyway.
Unless her face is ugly, right?
Nah, it’s gingers who don’t have souls.
As usual a woman with a perfect body gets picked on. Why not bash her for her incredible stupidity wich she’s famous for?
In my case, because I didn’t know she was incredibly stupid (If I had, that’s a complete turn-off anyway).
she’s not the one (or one of the ones, there were 2 in the final 5 that apparently were very, very dumb sounding) that blabbed on stupidly at the miss usa pageant. I didn’t even watch the pageant, and I know that.
in regards to the original picture, i think it’s stupid, and in poor taste. I am another one of those people that is naturally thin (for now, we’ll see what happens in 20 years), and I’m so sick of everyone assuming people who are naturally thin have eating disorders. Also, eating disorders aren’t funny.
actually i saw and followed the pageant and there was only one as you say ‘dumb-sounding” answer and it was from miss california, though none of their answers were by any means stupid.
my waste is 17″ around but of course i’m a 4 ft 5″ 64 lbs 11 year old girl