if you have 5 dollars
if you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has
more money than you
(Chuck Norris)
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now whats that suppose to mean?
Wow, you are so slow, snails are jealous.
Yes, and that lame joke was necessary to illustrate how lame yours was/is.
I agree. these jokes are not funny…at all. they never have been.
thats your personal opinion.. some people enjoy them.
I love these jokes, shut up
I’d normally agree with you there but i gotta admit i do like this one
haha ive heard a couple funny ones… my personal fave being: in fact chuck norris can talk about fight club. or chuck noris counted to infinity.. twice.
Haha ohhh i like the fight club one, thats funny!
Fight Club ftw.
HELL YEAH!
More like “If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, how much money does Chuck Norris have? — All of it”
i like yours better
$10! Do I get a gold sticker? Best math story-problem ever.
You can talk to my husband about that.
You probably shouldn’t though, ZeRoX.
Unless you like dying.
thanks for being a gentleman!
Why Igor, what does she have?
HHNF is married to Chuck Norris!
Hehehe. I would like math if all my word problems were like this!
That is obvious.
They say that beneath his beard, there is no chin – there is only another fist.
Oh look it’s four years ago! MY TIME MACHINE WORKED!
teehee!
what happened to actual celebrity lols?
Do you mean the ones that are picking on Disney musicians, or the ones picking on anorectic supermodels?
no, the ones pointing out that vampires do not, in fact, sparkle.
He’ll take your $5 and sell you a Toe All Gym for just pinnies a day.
hey! you stole that from me!!! lol idk but i heard that one a few weeks ago and someone asked a chuck norris question on yahoo answers and i answered that joke.
lol nice one tho
seriously people…it’s neither creative nor funny to steal jokes off one website, slap them on a picture and post them on another website.
We’ve all been to ChuckNorrisFacts dot com. Try something original next time.
Seriously people… It’s neither creative nor funny to complain about the pictures that get posted. If you don’t like it, go vote against them on the vote page.
Seriously people… it’s neither creative nor funny to respond rudely to other people’s comments. If you don’t like it, don’t waste your time responding.
*Yes, epic ‘defeating own purpose’ FAIL.*
Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
MattMann > Blarg
You’re both squares.
Tyler > Hell.
thats cool squares to you =)
You all look the same to me!
lol
TY! *shakes hand*
if you have ONE MILLION DOLLERS (Places pinky in mouth) and chuck has five he still has more money than you
Not funny, and I didn’t read one funny comment here either.
Hahaha
The picture looks a lot like Chuck trying to figure out how to count to five with his fingers.
But based on his public statements about science and politics, the five dollar bill is smarter than Chuck Norris, and odds are “you” are too.
hahahaha
chuck! chuck!
A guy who thinks that other people’s kids should be taught his religious beliefs in science class does not deserve to be put on an internet pedestal like this.
I mean, Kirk Cameron is rightly brushed off for pushing creationism in science class, why isn’t Chuck Norris?
And I’m not attacking their religious beliefs, that’s their prerogative. I’m reacting to their insistence that creationism is science. I have religious beliefs too, but they have nothing to do with science.
*hums a happy song*
This isn’t a pedestal; this is someone trying to pass off a “Chuck Norris is tough” joke as their own work.
And look at how poorly the buttons are photoshopped onto this pic.
The first one is on the wrong side, and the third one is crisp in focus, when his hands are not and right next to it.
And I agree with above statements on how its not funny to just copy endless amounts of norris jokes and post them under his face, to post them here.
The first button isn’t actually buttoned…the shirt is open at the top. Not saying it’s not photoshopped but that’s why it seems off.
Why would someone photoshop buttons onto his shirt? That seems like its a really ridiculous thing to do. IMO
if I have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has ten dollars
I love it, some people just don’t get it…
Chuck Norris is so old and lame… if my grandmother had five dollars and he had five dollars, my grandmother would soon have ten dollars.
By default
Chuck Norris *facts* are always funny. But not on here.
if bruce lee hadn’t died, chuck norris would be a footnote on the list of “Asses Bruce Lee Whooped.”