I have a very regular diet.
I have a very regular diet. I eat every Thursday…
(Gemma Ward)
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*rolls eyes* Here we go again…
You know, I don’t think that this one (for once!) is actually anorexic. Scrawny, to be sure, but her bones aren’t showing and her face and skin look healthy enough.
She is naturally thin. If you can’t see the ribcage sticking out of their chest, they’re not anorexic. I know people like this, naturally thin, and they do have fast metabolisms and don’t eat tons of crap like the rest of the world. There would be a lot more people like them if we didn’t always encourage people to eat more cake.
God I’m so sick of these. Get over it people. Go on a diet.
Sorry Noodle, I’m mostly just replying to yours so that people actually see this comment, but I do agree with you.
The ribcage-poking-out thing is not required for anorexia. I dated a girl for a year who suffered heavily from anorexia. Her ribs did not poke out, despite the fact that she ate only one (vanishingly small) meal per day. In fact, she looked remarkably healthy. Just… skinny. The fact was, though, she WAS (and still is) anorexic, and was (and is) doing huge damage to her body.
All without being able to count her ribs.
:S Make sure she doesn’t hear you say that, otherwise she might get even sicker trying to achieve those ribs!
(I’m a recovering anorexic, kicking ass! I know how we think)
You don’t have to be anorexic to have a visible ribcage… I’m sure as hell not, and you can see the outline of mine. I’ve always just had a super fast metabolism. It’s followed a steady curve all my life, so I don’t see why it always have to be anorexia, though I’m sure that it is in many cases… At least bordering on it.
Not true. My best friend eats regularly and never purges, but you can see all of her ribs. She is naturally tiny and eats twice as much as me. Her metabolism is so high that she has to eat more, but she gains no weight.
Probably because of a lot of foundation and powder, including other makeup to cover up the pale thin skin she most likely has….
man when will hollywood ever get it, anorexic isn´t beautiful…
They would look so much better if they had some meat on them. No.. not that way.
“I just have a really fast metabolism!”
“it goes out as fast as it goes in”
lol you sir, made me laugh today. feel proud..
That’s so sad to see. She’d be much prettier if she took better care of herself.
Jeez not another one… anyone every thought that some people are just very thin naturally?
Yep – some people. But according to the selection process of Hollywood and the Fashion business, 99% are very thin. The other 1% is only there to make fun of.
Sure its natural. Many things in nature barf up food as a natural defense mechanism. So I guess the message here is, if you don’t like to see thin models, stop scaring the food out of them!!!! LOL BOOO! *barf*
Goddamn. When will people realize that not all models are anorexic?
This is an old picture of Gemma — all of you who place that stereotype on models can rest assured that she isn’t eating disordered and she has definitely gained weight, which is, I believe why we haven’t seen her on as many runways. (besides, she doesn’t even look unhealthy here…she’s always beautiful!)
Actually she does look unhealthy. Unless you think bobble-head dolls with sunken shoulders and paper-thin skin are a picture of ‘health.’
Older pictures of Gemma are much much prettier and she had a good figure before.
Despite all that, she has the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen.
U havent seen mine then
She looks like one of those big eyed gray aliens. I assume therefore, that since you find her pretty, you are an alien too. So go and post on alienblog.
I agree, you go K!
She is very skinny though, at first i didnt think she was overly skinny until i noticed her hipbone jutting out from above her jeans. She’s very striking though.
OMG that is her hip – I just thought it was some weird arm pose! Eew eew eew.
What the hell is wrong with you? That’s not disgusting. First of all, she looks fine here. And a lot of people’s hips “jut out” like that. Mine do, doesn’t mean I’m anorexic.
You people are a bunch of unfunny judgmental assholes.
Skinny does not equal anorexic.
if you don’t think this is funny, why are you looking at a site that is strictly here to MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE
Because some of these are funny. This is not. And someone saying “EW” in the direction of someone else’s body will never be funny.
No, skinny does not equal anorexic. My SIL is naturally very thin. Girl eats like an elephant and doesn’t gain an ounce. (Trust me, I did the worried sister bit and have followed here into restrooms just to make sure nothing’s weird.) But she, at her barely tipping 100lbs, if that, looks much healthier than Gemma. You can see the bones jutting out of Gemma’s hands. That’s not right.
I have very profound and apparent bones in my hands… My wrist bone sticks way out and my hands and feet are just really boney and thin skinned.
I’m overweight, though… so just because you can see certain bones doesn’t mean that much at all.
Same way some people have very large cheekbones and some dont.
Not saying that Gemma isn’t too thin, though.
Your a rude little girl arent you Alison! My hips also jut out like that but not to that extent and i never once said she looked disgusting, if you had read my comment you would actually see that i said she was quite striking looking. Take a pill and relax there..and dont go around calling people judgement assholes it doesnt go down too well.
Wasn’t replying to you, dear. I replied to the one that said EW EW EW. There was nothing wrong with what you said, hence my *not* replying to you. Do you understand now?
Yet, Allison, you said “you people are a bunch of judgmental assholes,” which, if you think about it, kinda more or less implies that you meant everyone, and not just “LOL I was only talking to that one person!11111″
If ya think about it.
Yes, freakin n00b, I did say that. However, it did not clearly imply that I meant everyone. It clearly implied that all of the judgmental assholes are judgmental assholes.
However, everything else was directed at that one person, meaning “lolwannabeee” should not have gotten angry at my comment. LOL!!!!!111
Ok, DEAR LOL!!!!111
All these weight related things are retarded and not funny…
However, this one is slightly amusing.
She is too skinny, but she’s a high fashion model… so what do you expect? And most of those models are young and going through a skinny gawky stage anyways… And for all we know, maybe she’s just got a skinny build and can’t help it too much.
Half or just most of the time, high fashion shows needs walking clothes hangers, not models. The thinner the better, that way they concentrate on the clothing to buy instead of the models they want to bang.
Another skinny model bash-fest. So many here stereotype the ultra-thin models, but forget to stereotype the ultra-gay fashion industry. None of those people want to “bang” this young woman, they’re more interested in fudgepacking.
I really don’t respect runway models because there’s only two things that they expect from the fashion world. Free clothes and good looking people to sleep with.
Gemma Ward I do respect because she has done much more than the typical model and has always remained a sweet person.
Plus, the most respectable designers are the straits anyway, who actually rely on business skills and talent instead of sexuality.
I’m not looking at stereotypes, I’m looking at observation points and speaking as a person who has dived into this world.
I dont really agree with your idea of why models are models and what they’re looking for…
A large percentage of the models are spotted in malls, stores, and on the street by scouts… they never even intended to become models.
I’m sure they don’t mind the free clothes, though.. who would?
I agree.. they don’t want you looking at the model, they want your eyes on the clothes.
That’s usually why in high fashion no one smiles and they do their makeup very boringly or ridiculous in a way that everyone looks the exact same… almost as if they’re just accessories to be played up or played down depending on what the designer would like for their show.
Ah, women. Bash ‘em when they’re fat, bash ‘em when they’re skinny. A never-ending source of amusement.
And call ‘em a slut if they won’t sleep with you, and call ‘em a slut if they will sleep with you…nice how that works, huh?
Nah, they’re sluts if they sleep with you. If they don’t sleep with you, they’re bitches. Get it right! LOL
these are just as annoying as jonas brothers and miley cyrus macros.
Did Skeletor die?
I think she has a gigantic head! This is proof that aliens have infiltrated the human race.
she’s hot… just admit it
it’s a job that requires you to be like that which sucks major balls. what’s worse is that the fashion industry claims they’ve bumped up the numbers in sizes for their clothes but from what? size 00 to 1? how can any model look healthy and still keep a job?
Translation : No one is ever happy with themselves. Misery loves company.
I agree that the fashion industry for the most part endorses women who look like coat hangers, but Gemma Ward I believe is one of the few remarkably thin models who does eat every day. Regardless, I think she’s lovely.
No, I do NOT support anorexia in fashion and entertainment. Real women do the best with what they have.
I’m sure Gemma used to be less skinny than that.
8 year old boy alien?
It’s pretty gross when your head is as wide (or wider) as your waist.
Then again it’s also pretty gross when your upper arm is almost as wide as your head.
she may be underweight, but she’s beautiful <3
did they liberate buchenwald again??
Wow, that’s not right!! i’ll try not to have nightmares now!!
She is a very pretty girl, but she is scary thin. If someone decides not to consume enough calories, after the body eats up all the fat, it starts eating the muscle. This is pretty apparent in her sunken shoulders. Whenever I look at someone and the human skeleton is no longer far from the imagination, I wonder if they are currently hungry?! I’m glad to hear she looks a little less scrawny now.
*steals super-shiny clear skin and awesome long hair*
Great caption.
and we have to give the fashion industry credit for one thing, it made screwing over women even easier by just calling them fat
ZOMG! some one feed this girl!
this is an old pic of Gemma, who knows maybe she was still 16 or 17 years old when this pic was taken, she’s still under develop. when your younger you have faster metabolism especially if your a supermodel like her who runs from one fashion show to another and doesn’t get enough sleep. that will help to keep you skinny
Exactly. They get those girls SO young.
JMZ, you forget the ancient adage: “A fashion designer is someone who hates women and wants the world to know.”
She is very pretty, though in this particular picture she does look particularly bony and frail. Though you DON’T have to be anorexic/bulimic to look bony – some people are just bony and thin by nature. They can’t keep ON 15 pounds like others can’t keep those same 15 pounds off. (And this is coming from one of those “fat chicks” everyone “hates” so much.
)
I’m so glad that when I was 16 and skinny, people still found it normal that teenagers were skinny (it’s the growing, ya know)!
And if you had seen a modeling scout back then, they’d have told you to just lose those last 10lb so that you could have a shot. And that is the sick part, not the being skinny part.
The fashion industry exploits very young teenage girls with weight requirements that are detrimental to their health. But just like with gymnastics, the real tragedy isn’t for the gold medalists or Gemma Wards, it is the thousands of tall young girls starving themselves in hopes of becoming a Gemma Ward. They are suffering all the negative consequences, without reaping any of the benefits.
And that whole “they need to be skinny cause clothes look better” bit is just an excuse. Janice Dickinson, Cindy Crawford, Helena Christensen were supermodels not that long ago and they looked then like they could ate one of today’s supermodels for breakfast.
have eaten*
You people just don’t get it. Models HAVE to be stick thin. If they are not, then the only things that can actually fit into ‘high fashion designer clothes’ are clothes hangers.
Of COURSE! I see! Starving themselves is completely acceptable!
Obviously; I mean it’s utterly impossible to make clothing that’s size 2 rather than size 0!
It makes me laugh how people are going on about how “naturally thin” she is, when recent pictures & interviews tell us she was actually starving herself to get that “naturally thin” look before.
This is what she looks like now
http://www.celebdrop.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/d581e_szh0lz.jpg
LMAO!
that made me lol.
Her face… she looks like an alien…
There is nothing beautiful about this model. Eeeew.
To all you people who like my joke, thank you. To all the people who think that the thing in the picture can in any way shape or form be considered ‘natural,’ I hope you enjoy your cookie cutter, corporate built, made in china lives.
I think she’s pretty. Sorry I don’t dig fatties…
Man , that is deffinatly is not the way to go …..
That was funny.
She looks hot XD
Nah..shes just flat :\
evb tells me im skinny but i eat whatever i please whenever… tons tons of french fries, kfc, day, night …