Looks Talent Charisma
Looks Talent Charisma
If he’d possessed those qualities, he might still have had a career.
(Steven Seagal)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Falconer via Advanced Lol Builder
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Fun Fact: At the time of this comment, this LOL had no unicorns. Not a single one.
There is an Irish action film, titled “I’m Going To Kill You Sucker”. One of the principle characters in the film is called “Seagal”.
Squiggly: At the time of your comment, this LOL had just appeared on the page. Maybe you should give it a couple of hours or so…
I was just staving off the “FURST!1!!!111!!!!!” comments.
Trolls hate it when you sneak in and deprive them of that.
In that case, you most certainly did a good deed!
Aw, I try. Troll-blocking: If everyone did a little maybe they’d go away.
And I did a similarly useless fun fact intending it to be backup.
It worked.
We haven’t had any F1R5T-trolls on this LOL.
he’s no Chuck Norris…
How dare you make fun of Steven Seagal! You shall burn at stake!
Congratulations to the captioner for not making this in poster format.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think he always looks kinda constipated?
I see what you mean. Thank goodness I rarely watch Steven Seagal films (he doesn’t do anything Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Jet Li don’t do better).
you know, this guy has BOUGHT his black belt in Aikido! He didn’t earn it, he just bought it, took a few classes and sad “now I’m badass”. I’ll kick his ass, that’s for sure.
COCK PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!!!
FTW! You stole my comment! LOL
I wonder how many people will get that reference. ;o)
also seagal is a total douche, other 80’s stars like Van Damme or Lundgren are actually nice guys.
Every director who works with seagal end up saying “never again” as he is the biggest drama queen and has no respect for anyone in the crew!
Doesn’t need acting – he’s now the lead guitarist in his own rock band. I am seriously not kidding.
STILL – that doesn’t make him any more talented. ha ha.