This is what happens
This is what happens when you don’t hug your kid
(Marilyn Manson)
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What???
They become unconventional super successful performers beloved by millions???
Kinda wish my parents didn’t hug me then…
I wouldn’t exactly say beloved….I think that term isn’t “metal enough”
(Thnx for not feeding the “first troll”
)
Although “beloved” is the word I would use to describe many people’s feelings towards him. People go crazy for this guy and I also love his music.
And it’s more Alternative/Punk than Metal, but it doesn’t really matter.
I’d lable it crossover. But all these genre lables seem very regional, so meh.
“I’d label it”.
My fingers aer durnker tahn me!
Manson doesn’t have anything to do with metal
Actually If I remember correctly, he was forced to go to a religious private school and tried to get kicked out multiple times (I’d do the same.)
dude. your picture. its so. friggen. familiar. but where could it be from? i think code lyoko or whatever it was called.
Yeah, but losing my soul wouldn’t be worth it…
hahahah
They grow up to make lots and lots of money?
What – they become beautiful?
Yep they become the beautiful people.
Kickass song =)
Gay. Gay. Super gay. Gay. Only receives the gay, so doesn’t think he is.
FOR SHAME, PARENTS, FOR SHAME.
Oh, no. You’re so full of self-loathing that I think YOU need a hug. You know, maybe if YOU came out of the closet you wouldn’t be such an unhappy, hateful person. Think about it before you burst a cranial capillary; that’ll kill you.
You do realize that Gay is not an insult?
Every human being is different, and the only one with a problem here are those that can’t celebrate that.
So…narrow. narrow. Super narrow. Narrow. Only receives the narrow, so doesn’t think he is.
For shame conservatives, for shame.
Ah, the joys of a tongue in cheek statement that is taken seriously. I was simply stating that they looked gay in those outfits, and went for a twist on the last one. I never said gay was bad, just stated that that’s how they looked.
For shame, over reader, for shame.
Same for hel.
Why don’t you read something more substantial than just ROFLrazzi. If “gay” is the best word that you can come up with to describe the sartorial splendor of the gentlemen show about it only confirms that you are a limited little person.
Sartorial? If that’s formal clothing for them, I don’t want to know what they look like when they dress down.
Probably a little more flesh-colored, would be my guess.
Awww, isn’t that adorable; You went and looked up “sartorial”!
Nah, mah colige ejumacashuns dun teeched meh GUD.
Aww, is someone up on their high horse? You probably went and looked it up at one point in your life, too. You’re not that much better than everyone else because you know the definition of a word that’s slightly more obscure than most people would choose to use.
Why, yes, I be on my hai horse, looking down at u! And your point is…? FYI, I’ve never looked up a anything. I was born with a genius IQ, 100,000 word vocabulary, and fluency in 5 languages. I am soooo much better than you, Luna. Thanks for asking.
. . .um if you have a collage education why can a freshman in high school on summer vacation spell better than you? just a question.
I think you’re gay.
NO, UR FAEC IZ TEH GAYZ OEN!!!1!11!!
But why should their parents be ashamed for them looking gay if there is nothing bad with that?
(Iow: Yes you did.)
Hence the tongue in cheek nature of the statement.
cause conservatives are the only close minded ones?
are we talking about narrow mindedness or narrow urethras
*hugs* see, now dont you feel better??
it’s offensive to use gay as an insult also Manson has had been married several times
No, he’s only been married once.
Didn’t he marry Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese?
They become excelent business persons and make a lot of money off the talents they were born with? Never commit a crime or hurt another person? Never end up on the cover of a trash magazine for beating their gf or going to rehad for the 15th time? I suspect this one WAS hugged many times by parents who taught him a good work ethic and decent morals.
Not to continue flogging the same point, but…
They become remarkably intelligent and eloquent people who develop a unique style and niche, proceeding to develop that into millions of dollars? My kid should be so lucky.
I hug my kid and he still has his own style (not as extreme) it is called self confidence!
Willy Wonka’s Posse?!
No, holy craps it’s the Cullens’ from Twilight!
Those pathetic excuses for immortals can only pray to be THAT cool and stylish.
when ‘cool’ and ‘WTF?!’ go in the same exclamation, cool becomes immediately forgotten, no thanks!
Do you see them sparkling?
Twilight would be a way more entertaining watch if they dressed like Marylin Manson. As it is they look like Abecrombie and Fitch spokespeople – snore.
Heehee. So very true. I fear that today’s vampires have gone the way of today’s meat-sack…errrhhmmm….human youth: very little style and a penchant for the homeless/slovenly look. They need to look at to their predecessors like Dracula, Lestat, etc. for tips on eternal style. If you can’t “work it” in a cape how can you call yourself a vampire!!
Fun fact: He was raised in a christian family and went to christian school
YES. See, this picture really isn’t funny if you read his book….
For us who haven’t (and won’t), would you kindly give a brief explanation to why?
(To clarify: why it isn’t funny … ?)
But apparently was completely rejected by his youth group in high school. At least that is what the youth pastor I knew always ranted about, if he felt someone was being left out.
What? “If you leave people out of youth group, they’ll become wildly famous and successful like Marilyn Manson?”
Considering it was a church group… it was more along the lines of “love and include everyone or they might end up scary evil-doers that coerce millions of kids to sin”
I always thought that was pretty funny.
Nope, snopes debunked that: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn3.asp
Hail snopes!
Oh noes! You mean my childhood youth pastor lied to me?? Manipulated the truth to try and make others feel guilty? OMG NOES!!! /snork/
I’d tap *shrug*
This is what happens when you send your kid to a Catholic school.
Damn. I didn’t want to send kids to a religious school at all… Do you _promise_ that this’ll happen? ‘Cause then I’ll rethink.
No, it doesn’t. Catholic School produces atheistic or agnostic, jaded sheep. Manson’s an exception.
…I, by the way, am one of those sheep…
Well it didn’t happen to my mother, and I went to a Catholic school from the age of 4 to 18. . . I wonder what went wrong with me?
Baaaa!
So what, all five of them are Marilyn Manson?
COUNTING FAIL.
Actually, yes they are.
Marilyn Manson is the lead singer of the band Marilyn Manson
KNOWLEDGE FAIL
haha
No
That’s a picture of Marilyn Manson AND the Spooky Kids
Later he became a solo and stuck with Marilyn Manson
So knowledge fail to you
Nope, thats the band Marilyn Manson. He was never solo but they just shortened the band name from Marilyn Manson And The Spooky Kids to just Marilyn Manson.
Knowledge fail to you?
Not hugged by his parents?
I think the whole “raped-by-my-uncle” thing has more to do with it.
Hmm, ugly albino exhibit? comon, anyone that ugly should be banned to the arctic.
HEY DONT DISS THE ARCTIC! and any one so lame should be sent to the hottest place on earth. no offence to any one who lives there
Hmmm? You don’t hug your kid, and he dresses up like the Satanic Willy Wonka?
ha! yes! kudos. I just don’t see the appeal in a satanic Willy Wonka.
Damn freak.
It’s better to be a smart freak than a beautiful idiot.
Boy, doesn’t he just look SO cool with all that neat makeup and cool clothes? I’m ashamed he’s part of the same species as myself. Wash your face and put on some damn jeans, lunatic.
people like you make me sad. I think you’re the one that needs a hug.
Poor Eoz is just jealous because he isn’t crazy rich and famous, and laughing all the way to the bank, too. So yes, let’s all give him a pity hug.
Hahaha, I’ll be jealous of this dude when he learns how to properly apply lipstick without smearing it all over his face.
The guy could be the richest man in the world for all I care, but he couldn’t pay me to be seen with him in public.
Well, the look wouldn’t go over at your local trailer park, but he’s a celebrity, and in artist/musician/celebrity circles it’s common to dress the part, particularly during photo shoots.
dress the part of a half dead sex slave?
lol. I love assumptions like this. So apparently you have to live in a trailer park to dislike creepy looking freaks, and an artist to like one.
Well, looks like I’ve got my living arrangements backwards. My bad.
…this may surprise you but he does it on purpose
eh i’m seen with weirder people with out being paid. they are called PARENTS maybe you grew up unloved
damn. he was making a funny.
anyway, this is what happens when you DO hug your kids. waaaay more than appropriate.
hmm. i dont really like marilyn manson. he hates gerard way because he thinks he “stole his make up”. cant the awesomest lead singer on earth wear make up? gerard way wears it better too..
agreed
and hugging your kids will turn them into miley cyrus, i guess….. no thanks.
Actually he gets along with his parents very well ^_^
And he bought them a house.
Marilyn is amazing and the pic is not funny, people hate Marilyn because of tv and his own style…
it’s either this, or the Jonas Brothers.
guess who do I prefer.
i want to guess. . .i guess. . .COCACOLA!
hell, I dont see what the big deal is. i personally think it is fun to scare people ^^
can any of you people keep your nasty opinions to yourselves?! this pic AND CAPTION made me laugh hysterically for nearly 20 minutes! way to go, who ever though of this! very clever!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, love!!!!
i’m hugged all the time, and i think they’re awesome
it clearly states in his book while he was a child his father would beat him… He was frowned upon for liking KIZZ when he was in christian school. When he finally got kicked out of that school… public school kids beat him up for going to a private school… and he was molested by his neighbor… HES THE GREATEST ROCK GOD EVER NONE THE LESS… but yes he does love his parent
omg I think that Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids are cool. (and alone)
I hate the caption. y yall so mean to him?
is that a guy or girl???
AHHHHHH!AHHHHHH!AHHHHHHHHHH!
MY EYES! THAT CRAZY HE-SHE BLINDED ME!
Boo, intolerance.
Huh?
I want to steal his hat.
I am going to give my kids lot of hugs today!! I do that anyway.