Somewhere…..
Somewhere….. Nicole Kidman is laughing her ass off
(Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
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Nicole Kidman isn’t the only one laughing her ass off
im laughing at her shoes =]
perhaps she shouldnt wear heels so high?
She’s not wearing heels; he’s just very short!
Ok, that’s that out of the way!
she is wearing heels
i think they’re about the same height and people deliberately take pictures of them where she looks gigantic and he looks like an elf lol
anyway, he’s crazy but still pretty hot
Nicole Kidman was is taller than him too.
Isn’t it nice that Tom finally got the Stepford wife he always wanted?
Aren’t we all?
I’m laughing at the blue shoes with that red dress. What was she thinking? That just looks weird…
with you on that one. bright blue and bright red, lovely combo! lol
Yeah! I mean, she’d be laughing if she didn’t go momentarily blind because of the colours, like I did.
I blame Scientology for bad fashion.
I blame Scientology for global warming.
I blame death by taco for fcking up this comment streak, thanks,death by taco,thanks. T_T
You can blame me for Scientology and bad fashion, too. And the toilet paper hanging from the trees in your front yard.
I blame scientology for EVRYTHING!
I was hoping for someone to say that.
Agreed. I think Kidman’s probably laughing at her ex’s wife’s inability to colour-coordinate her clothing by herself. (Unless he helped…?)
And to top it off, the dress has really odd proportions and makes her rear look enormous (and I know it isn’t, she’s way too skinny for a rear like that).
Maybe the Scientologists had a “you’re not allowed to look in the mirror or the aliens won’t accept you” day that day.
Or maybe that’s just where she’s hiding the mothership?
Perhaps it’s where she’s storing her fashion sense.
Or Keira Knightley’s boobs?
No, I think those ran away. Possibly to Britney Spears.
Actually the blue shoes and red dress is very high-fashion. That doesn’t mean it makes sense to the rest of us though. LOL!
I have visions of him opening a panel in her back and powering her down at the end of the day, telling the kids, “Mommy is sleeping… we have to let her charge so she can do my bidding tomorrow!”
Did high fashion (and scientology) ever made sense?
Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman…you have to admit he’s picked two gorgeous “beards.”
The photographer should have had him stand on the bottom step of those stairs, or use his new magical powers to levitate.
I read an article years ago in which Nicole Kidman, post divorce, snarked that she was looking forward to wearing heels again in public for the first time in years.
I wonder if Katie is less biddable on the subject of high heels (seems unlikely) or if Tom has mellowed about his height insecurities (seems equally unlikely), but Katie sure does seem to wear a lot of high heels!
(And Kaylia, they’re not the same height; Katie is a couple of inches taller than him. But I can believe that photographers do look for angles to accentuate that disparity, as it makes for a more popular photo.)
blue high heels with a red dress…. thats hot. :S I think Tom & Scientology has made Katie crazy. She is beautiful tho, just not in that outfit. Leave the blue heels at home & let Suri play with them lol
I’m laughing my ass off at that blue heel/red dress combination. Even with a different shoe… from the photo the dress looks like it is made of trash bags. Ewww.
Nicole is now married to Keith Urban, who is way shorter than she is, and has tortoise shell hair (tri-color)! Neither is a good choice, both are short but Tom is cuter.
Keith Urban has more talent, though!
Keith > Tom
In every way imaginable.
Nicole has no reason to laugh. Whoever told her she could act seriously LIED to her!!!
Her clothes made me cringe and Tom looks like a creeper in every picture. o.o
Her shoes clash – red with teal?
Poor, poor Katie Holmes. She used be so cool now look at her. I really pity her and that Boprah Winfrey interview the poor girl said she loved him but he didn’t say one word to her. She should get out asap along with the men he has tied up in back.
freakin hilarious. I love the effect the shoes have on the height differential.