Dumbledore’s not dead!
Dumbledore’s not dead! He’s on tour!
(Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top)
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I knew it!
…not again.
Dealin’ with kid wizards sure gave him the blues…
I wonder if Snape’s on drums or something?
If so, maybe Remus Lupin is playing bass?
And Dobby on tambourine?!
Perhaps so. And maybe Professor Sprout on keyboard?
And Harry on saxophone! Everyone knows Harry plays the sax! But what could Draco Malfoy play…?
Maybe he could be their manager?
He has the cane, he has the power. O_o
And I bet Voldemort could do some killer screamo, no pun intended.
Yeah, but Voldie’d probably make his own band with the Death Eaters.
Competition! Ah, I can imagine Lucius Malfoy on bass, or maybe drums. He’s got the hair! Then Draco would be on tambourine, and maybe Wormtail could be equipment manager.
That’d definitely be Wormtail’s forte.
And Bellatrix would probably be some sort of partenr-singer to Voldemort, like both of them are lead singers. And Greyback would be on drums, definitely.
I could see Lucius headbanging. And I could definitely see Wormtail sulking all over the place because he’s not cool enough the be in the band. And Bella would love that. Maybe Cissy could be one of those girls who travels with the band.
I just loved this entire conversation.
As did I. ^^
Somebody needs to draw this. NOW.
OH MY GOD, YOU’RE RIGHT!
Bellatrix would be a Band-Aid.
NICE
Hmm, what’s that mysterious ticking noise? It’s kinda catchy …
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape…
DUMbledore!
Ron! Ron! Ron Weasley!
Hermione!
Hermione!
I’m Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter!
Snape, snape, harry, snape, harry, DUMBLEDORE!!!
..and it’s great because my nickname is actually ‘bellatriks’ – just not from hp (hence the different spelling)
I think the death eaters band mentioned above would totally own the dumbledore band though…
Awesomesauce pic
“Heeeeeeeeeeeermione…!”
My nickname is Moxie Crimefighter. ^^
And Frankenstein. And Missy. Yeah, don’t ask…
Snape, harry potter, Im harry potter,.
All: Singing a song all day long at HOOOOGwarts..
Ron: Hey guys I found the source of the ticking…its a pipe bomb.
Ron, Harry and Hermione: Yay
*Dumbeldor and Snape look at each other*
Bomb: BOOOOOM
Voldemort: mwahahaha *clicks* voldemort, voldemort ohh voldie voldie voldie voldemort.
THE END
Harry Potter, ZZ Top? Excellent LOL.
Perhaps he’s hanging out with Elvis, Jimmy, and other celebreties who faked their deaths. Hmmm, maybe Elvis and Jimmy were more magical than we thought . . .
If you’re refering to Hendrix, it’s spelled “Jimi.”
I never knew Dumbledore was Angela Montenegro’s father.
Oh come on, everyone knew that!
Yup. That’s how Hodgins appeared in the desert…Side-along apparition is what that was!
‘Bout that shack outside Hogwarts.
You know what I’m talkin about.
And let me know if you wanna go.
To that home out on the range.
…Right alongside Santa Clause
Thank God the Half Blood Prince movie came out and we can start making dead Dumbledore jokes.
But when can we start making Fred jokes…?
D’oh! *facepalm*
How about holy George jokes?
Dude, seriously, if you came out of Half-Blood Prince *surprised* that Dumbledore bites it, then you need to stop living in that shack in the Ozarks. People have been making Dumbledore is dead jokes for a while to be honest.
Yeah, but now jokes can be made without TOO much having to worry about “What? Dumbledore WHAT? Snape WHAT??!!”
Snape kills Dumbledore!
ZOMG NO WAI!! :O
Jesus dies at the end of Passion of the Christ.
Way to ruin it. Thanks a lot.
What!? You`re joking! No way!
LOVE IT!!! this didn’t make me lol, but it made me grin stupidly for ages!
And yes, Dumbledore dies. although anybody who’s read the books would have known that 2 years or so ago
Actually we’ve known for 4 years.
I got a kick out of this one. Thanks.
Yeah, and then Hagrid, our first drummer died in some bizarre gardening accident. We replaced him with Lucius. Lucy, we called him. He died of a spontaneous curse, leaving nothing but green goo on his stool.
You know, if you stop reading at the end of GoF, nobody dies! Oh, except Cedric (Quirrel doesn’t count). OK, how about not reading the end of GoF.
But death makes it entertaining? When can we start making Dobby jokes? I cried when he died. T.T
I know! The only time I cried in the Deathly Hallows was when Dobby died! He was just so adorable!
Quirrel and his turban?! Pft, go home, terrorist.
Isn’t that Angela Montenegro’s dad in Bones?
I’m not dead sure; certainly the guy that plays her dad looks like one of ZZ Top might now, but it’s years since I saw any of them.
Yep
i wonder if he knows la grange
LOL
this is f***ing hilarious
Thanks
and I just got MAJORLY spoiled =.=;;