You would wear protection too
You would wear protection too
(Paris Hilton)
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You will die in your sleep tonight.
The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus,[1][2] is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family, and an odd-toed ungulate. The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African Wild Ass, E. africanus. Traditionally, the scientific name for the donkey is Equus asinus asinus based on the principle of priority used for scientific names of animals. However, the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature has ruled in 2003 that if the domestic species and the wild species are considered subspecies of each other, the scientific name of the wild species has priority, even when that subspecies has been described after the domestic subspecies.[2] This means that the proper scientific name for the donkey is Equus africanus asinus when it is considered a subspecies, and Equus asinus when it is considered a species.
In the western United States, a small donkey is sometimes called a burro (from the Spanish word for the animal).
A male donkey or ass is called a jack, a female a jenny, and offspring less than one year old, a foal (male: colt, female filly).
While different species of the Equidae family can interbreed, offspring are almost always sterile. Nonetheless, horse/donkey hybrids are popular for their durability and vigor. A mule is the offspring of a jack (male donkey) and a mare (female horse). The much rarer successful mating of a male horse and a female donkey produces a hinny.
Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BCE[3], approximately the same time as the horse, and have spread around the world. They continue to fill important roles in many places today and domesticated species are increasing in numbers, but the African wild ass and another relative, the Onager, are endangered. As “beasts of burden” and companions, asses and donkeys have worked together with humans for centuries.
hahaha, u said ungulate.
*masturbates!*
that is really interesting, but the animal in the picture is a camel, not a donkey.
Poor camel…they covered the wrong mouth
Indeedy-doo.
it’s ok, camel farts are deadlier than mustard gas
Look, an ugly smelly stupid animal! And a camel!
Yet again (but with updated FAIL list):
Dear all newbies and people in general who need to LURK MOAR,
Due to recent floods of unfunny jokes, the creating a LOL which falls into one or more of the following categories will automatically qualify as a FAIL:
- Jonas Brothers have no talent
- Miley Cyrus has no talent
- Current Hollywood starlets are inferior to starlets of yesteryears
- Bill Kaulitz looks like a girl
- Madonna is old now
- Paris Hilton has no talent/many diseases
- Amy Winehouse is a trainwreck
- Vampires don’t sparkle
This falls into the “Paris Hilton has no talent/many diseases” category, and should be voted down as a fail. We’re looking forward to a more LOLful ROFLrazzi, and with your cooperation, I’m sure that we can reach that goal. Thank you for your understanding on this issue.
YEEEES! So this means i can still pick a random Chuck Norris pic and add a cleverness to it? right? RIGHT!?
yes, Chuck Norris never gets old.
cool story bro
You forgot
- Brangelina has lots of kids.
And
-Michael Jackson is a freak or is dead.
My wife made me watch some special on her on MTV last night. She is quite annoying.
Hope the camel pisses all over Parisite’s $1000 shoes for giving him Herpes.
Is she wearing a bindi? o.O
It’s actually a nice photo of Paris, but I’m still all for the two of them disappearing into the Arabian Desert.
Yes! Release the animal into the wild!
And let the camel go home, too.
LOL!
Good GOD, man, are you insane?? Do you want to start an epidemic? She must be CONTAINED!
Damn! Someone hold her down while we give her her shots!
OYYYY!!!! We don’t need any more litter in the desert than there is already. Unless we can cover her with plastic bags and recycle PH?
Hey, look, they went to the same plastic surgeon.
But the camel got the better outcome.
so she covers her head but exposes her shoulders….
just watch. i´ll let head shawls will become chic in the next few years.
Where’s PETA when you once in a damn lifetime need them?
I’d make a clever comment but everyone else beat me to it.