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AGE DISCRIMINATION



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AGE DISCRIMINATION
at 900 years old could you bounce around like a squirrel on redbull?

(Yoda)

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  1. grammar nazi says:

    you spelled discrimination wrong
    by the way, first!

    • Ordinal Poster says:

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      In Canada, the drink is owned by Saputo.

      It was launched in 1998 in the United Kingdom with a £10 million promotional campaign, and became the third biggest selling drink in the UK, behind Coca-Cola and Pepsi. It was marketed as a healthy alternative to soft drinks, and was sold in refrigerated cabinets, but this claim was brought in question. Although many consumers may experience visual and olfactory perceptions of the drink as a type of orange juice, the products itself states that it contains less than 2% juice, its main ingredients being water and corn syrup. There were a series of negative press reports following an investigation by the Food Commission, an independent consumer organization. According to a BBC News report, the negative publicity escalated when a SunnyD ad showing a snowman turn orange was released at about the same time as reports of a girl who turned orange (due to the UK product’s use of Beta Carotene for color) after drinking too much Sunny Delight.[1] [2] Sales had halved by 2001, and the drink was redesigned and re-launched in 2003 as ‘SunnyD’, after a GameCube sweepstakes concluded on the last day of 2002. In the UK the new SunnyD contains 70% fruit juice with no artificial ingredients or added sugar.

    • Outamyhead says:

      If I could correct it I would, but I can’t oh well.

  2. ay dios mio says:

    Forest Park is a municipal and public park in the Tualatin Mountains (West Hills) west of downtown Portland, Oregon, United States. Stretching for more than 8 miles (13 km) on hillsides overlooking the Willamette River, it is one of the country’s largest urban forest reserves. The park, a major component of a regional system of parks and trails, covers more than 5,100 acres (2,064 ha) of mostly second-growth forest with a few patches of old growth. About 70 miles (110 km) of recreational trails, including the Wildwood Trail segment of the city’s 40 Mile Loop system, crisscross the park.
    As early as the 1860s civic leaders sought to create a natural preserve in the woods near Portland. Their efforts led to the creation of a municipal park commission that in 1903 hired the Olmsted Brothers landscape architectural firm to develop a plan for Portland’s parks. Acquiring land through donations, transfers from Multnomah County, and delinquent tax foreclosures, the city eventually combined parcels totaling about 4,000 acres (1,600 ha) to create the reserve. Formally dedicated in 1948, it ranks 19th in size among parks within U.S. cities, according to The Trust for Public Land.[6]
    More than 112 bird species and 62 mammal species frequent the park and its wide variety of trees and shade-loving plants. About 40 inches (1,000 mm) of rain falls on the forest each year. Many small tributaries of the Willamette River flow northeast through the woods to pipes or culverts under U.S. Route 30 at the edge of the park. One of them, Balch Creek, has a resident trout population, and another, Miller Creek, supports sea-run species including salmon. Threats to the park include overuse, urban traffic, encroaching development, invasive plants, and lack of maintenance money. Occasional serious crimes and more frequent minor crimes occur in the park.

  3. HelOnWheels says:

    Not funny. Fail LOL.

  4. Meh says:

    not exactly like a squirrel on red bull, but pretty close.
    Please note that Hammy was easily out running a laser, had to be going at least 3 times the speed of light there.

  5. Death by Taco says:

    “A squirrel on Red Bull”?
    *has Hoodwinked flashbacks*…

  6. alex draven says:

    descrimination FAIL!!!

  7. varenoea says:

    Spelling “discrimination” wrong: you’re doing it right.

    Seriously, get a dictionary. I can write correct English, and it’s only my third language…

    • Outamyhead says:

      See reply number 3 to first comment, troll

      • spaceman says:

        That was not a troll. It really is extremely easy to look words up, but people just can not be bothered. Look at the word. Why would “criminate” be followed by “des-” and what would that mean? Surely “dis-” would make more sense. It reminds me of another person I encountered online, one whose first language was English. She used words like “enclude” and “disclude”. I’m not sure why.

  8. bisciutmang says:

    Maybe…

    “When 900 years old you are, bounce around like a squirrel on redbull you will not.”

    It’s still not funny.

  9. Soup Nazi says:

    No Soup for You!!

  10. Nicore says:

    Fail! Yoda was not that old when he jumped around like on dope.

    I think some ppl don’t understand the story or know how to bring the movies in order. Maybe they think the latest 3 movies are sequels… *lol*

  11. Technically, he was only in his 880′s when he did that.

  12. Cremela says:

    What? 900? Like this guy you mean?
    h ttp://www.siskoid.com/WhoCCG/TM/drunkdoctor.jpg

  13. why is everyone so interested in yoda on this site. he was a puppet!

  14. Mikeado says:

    Oh yeah?! Well it’s only one more year until I find out! THEN we’ll see… *Shakes fist*

  15. TheDoctor says:

    As a matter of fact, I can.


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