Yeah, I’m thinking the same thing you are
Yeah, I’m thinking the same thing you are – what is up with those
eyebrows?
(Katie “Jordan” Price)
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She’s got some gardening that needs to be done North of her HUGE… Tracts of Land.
Monty Python FTW.
They don’t even look like they’re attached to her body. Ew. (Which they am I talking about? BOTH!)
Wow. That’s the sort of boob job that gets me in trouble with others. Like, they come out of surgery, all proud and showing off, and I gasp and hold my hands to my mouth and ask fearfully, “OMG. What went wrong? Are you okay? Can they fix it?” Awkward.
ROTFLMAO, Dex!
KILL IT! KILL IT!
Em, you’re not.
I was thinking “does that sign behind her really say ’sheepdog’?”
Does ’sheepdog’ start with a ’se’?
Seepdog?
I’m pretty sure the sign is “Selfridges” (UK department store)
ye, and does it end with dg?
“dg” is not necessarily the end of the word…
Take a nice look. It fits.
What eyebrows?
EXACTLY. what i was gonna say. Props!
Oh, she has a head? Wow! So she does!
i thought she had twins
Lol. She might, if ppl got pregnant on their chests now. lol
what u talkin bout
Plus hair extensions, capped teeth (or veneers), probably tinted contacts…
My god, is there a single real thing ON this person?
Might as well have substituted a RealDoll… :/
Looks like she has a mushroom growing out of her armpit. That might be natural.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the definition of disgusting.
I admit, she is bizarre looking but let’s not get crazy — at least she’s not a fatty.
LOL, because a few extra pounds would be far worse than fake eyebrows, fake eyelashes, fake teeth (venirs), horrible make-up, ugly hair, badly sun-damaged skin, horrendously fake boobs and the severe lack of self-confidence this picture implies….
“a few extra pounds” and “a fatty” are two different things. Come on nobody falls in love with your personality at first sight.
So, following this brilliant bit of logic, this means “a fatty” isn’t worth knowing or talking to because they don’t measure up in your eyes, right?
No it just means that they either need to hit the books or the gym, cause that tube top isn’t working out. May not be fair but it’s the world we live in.
Life ain’t fair!
Hey, there are plenty of very attractive big girls out there. I prefer that they be well-proportioned, but a few extra pounds isn’t gonna scare me off.
Me either. ^n_n^ My extra pounds haven’t scared off my boyfriend, for that matter.
He just cannot get out from under you.
hahaha
i love fattys, i smoke em all the time
wait.. what were we talkin about?
is no one else going to point out that this was stolen from “the ugly truth”??? less original = less funny.
shouldnt have to.
you cant see personalitys smart ass
poor girl..that is some serious overcompensation. But you know, at least she doesn’t act trashy..err….sorry, delusional moment there…
Can’t believe she’s actually famous here.
I’d like to say that I have no idea who she is, and from the look of her I’d like it to stay that way.
British topless “model”.
… and a mother of 3 who’s had like 5 boob jobs. o.O’
What I’m thinking? “Who the f–k is that?”
I try to appreciate all the work that this must have taken but I still can’t find her attractive.
I dated a girl with a fake chest once it was one of the reasons the relationship didn’t last, did you know those things need to be redone every 5 to 10 years and I didn’t like them enough to fork out the next $5,000.
Hahaha
She has that inviting, Vulcan-like warmth about her.
and she’s logical too
Too bad those basoomas aren’t. *shudder*
I am so glad that when i first saw this picture (without the caption) I saw those eyebrows first *phew*
This is really bothering me — what does her tiara say?
SAPPHIRE, I’m pretty sure.
Oh, okay. I spent about five minutes just wondering what the heck a ‘SAFFMIFE’ was.
The name of her plastic surgeon?
Underneath all that she is very pretty girl and always has been.
Okay, Katie Price’s mom. Whatever you say.
she might be pretty if it wasnt for all the fake additions and upgrades.
She hasn’t ever had “plastic surgery” per se.
She was a stand out beautiful girl (which is where her anxiety about her looks comes from like it does for allot of us) who went into glamor modeling and got a boob job. She has had botox and her teeth whitened, but she isn’t “plastic” in the sense that shes had her face changed or anything like that.
She’s perfectly natural it’s obvious !
Um, artificial breasts are NOT plastic surgery? What planet are you from?
And the last time I saw her she had blonde hair, and these really weird teeth: kind of a horsey-looking upper jawline, I think an overbite, and a gap … the teeth def. look better, though blinding.
No she isn’t and I’ve seen candid (but fully dressed) photos of her being “just Katie” rather than being “the ‘model’ Jordan”.
She is 31 so no she doesn’t look as ‘good’ now as someone who’s 20 years old or compared with a photo-shop assisted photo of someone who has had tons of actual plastic surgery (like nearly everyone in hollywood).
She’s had a nose job.. so yeah she has had ‘actual plastic surgery’
Nose! That’s it! I thought there was something that went along with the teeth, that I was missing. She had that horsey-look before.
31 is not exactly headed for the rest home, ya know. Hell, McConaughey is supposed to be so hot, as well as Jackman, and they’re 40+.
31 is NOTHING. Practically indistinguishable from 20. Esp. if you take care of yourself well or have good genes.
“if you take care of yourself well or have good genes”
double whammy for jordan “bury me in a Y shaped coffin” aka the human petri dish then.
hell shes so skanky that the incurable cancer she had a few years back couldnt survive
im only 11 & wut is this ??
Your IP address has been logged and Child Protection Services are on their way.
Thats the ugliest piece of plastic I’ve ever seen.
actually it was the eyebrows i saw at first. and they freaked me out! i assumed it was a dude in drag until i scrolled down and saw the hideous boobage. then i knew it was a dude in drag. barf.
One must never assume. In the end it’s good that you saw the boobage and knew for sure.
One can only assume that whatever it is, it do not sleep on it’s stomach. Would definitely be too lumpy.
In the unlikely event of a crash, you may use your neighbor’s plastic kazangas for a personal floatation device.
Saline, yes, but would silicone float? Does anyone know the answer to this one? KGB, anyone?
…and who the hell painted my teeth while I was sleeping?
And no one comments on that muscular arm ‘accidentally’ brushing up against her left…uhm…whatever those are…they look quite a lot like brown eggs photoshopped in. That would explain why they’re outlined.
She’s the kind of girl you would do, but just to experience the titw*nk.
After you c*m she’s the kind of girl you’d just find too disgusting to cuddle afterwards, so you’d run away as she cried for someone, anyone to truly love her.
Poor girl. Even Peter Andre hates her now.
lol the idiot and the whore…. never saw that train wreck coming
Eyebrows? They’re either paint or stick-on felt. Then there’s the fluorescent teeth, among other disasters.
Felt? My vote is sharpie.
omg this is so ugly!
I hope im not the only male who thinks so.
Don’t worry, it’s not a human.
It’s one of those discount store models. You know, cheap fixtures for cheap clothes.
How can she look in the mirror and remotely think she’s attractive? Ew. She looks deformed and disgusting.
whats truly tragic is that there are people who aspire to be like her. Can you imagine?
… i have looked into your mind, and have one question….. how do you manage to live in anything so small?
I’m all for boobs as much as the next guy but these look so fake I just want to laugh. Girl needs a decent plastic surgeon.
WTF?! i think its more of the eyebrows are the only thing real O.o
oh good lord! Her fake boobs are trying to detach and run away!!!
Those don’t even look real. It’s laughable, actually. This reminds me of when my friend and I were seven and we used to fill up water balloons ans put them in our swim-suit tops.
I have this incredible urge to poke her boobs with a needle just to see what happens.
I’m not an expert or anything, but I’ve read that breast implants are set higher than where they should be and it usually takes around six months for them to fully ’settle’ to the right position with a natural sag. So it could be that she just got them in recently. Maybe she should have covered them up until then and spared our eyes, though.
Ugh. Rock Lee has nicer eyebrows!
i know! hes a guy so its ok…but a girl? -shudders- she reminds me of Barbie…creepy
OMFG. THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
;-;
Sweet Jesus on a toasty cake! Please tell me there’s not someone out there who’d be willing to have sex with that..
it used to fuck people for a living, minor british celebs mostly.
She has 3/4 of a kid with some 3rd rate footbalist.
It looks like she has basketballs under her dress.
Oh look! She has built in floatation devices!
Well, good … let’s crash this thing into the ocean so I don’t have to keep looking at them……what? She’ll live, and my brain will get eaten by a shark–no bleach needed. It’s win-win.
For me, and the shark.
My kid called. He wants his mylar birthday balloons back. After seeing where they’ve been, he changed his mind, and is now studying to become a priest.
WIN.
I laughed my head off reading that. Win.
Huhhh I thought about her face
Clearly they were out of fine point markers so she went with the Chisel style,
uhh, don’t ask me, those r fake boobies? :I
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. IT’S HIDEOUS.
God this woman really pisses me off
Its not that I want to kill her, its that i want her to disappear off the face of the earth and never return……
OMG! OMG! she looks like she has two flesh colored water balloons on her chest! She is SUCH an attention whore FREAK! 100 times worse than Paris.
It’s like 2 grapefruits sitting on a coffee table….
I have no idea what the rest of you are looking at but damn what’s up with her eyebrows
You know dang well what the rest of us look at
she has caterpillars for eyebrows lol
When I first saw this picture, I seriously, no-doubt, thought to myself that they were two baby heads under her shirt. No, really. I thought “Why are the babies bald?”
The second thing I thought was that those were her knees.
Actually, the first thing I thought was “that’s impossible to have a plastic surgeon that did *that* bad of a job.
Really, I just couldn’t bring myself to believe it.
holy crap, im a straight female and it took me like 10 seconds to focus on her face
but now that i notice she does have funy eyebrows
I am a male and it took me 20. I think these pictures were put on ROfl Razzi for the horny.
OMG i can’t stop laughing her eyebrow’s look like the only thing REAL on her body and her boobs look so fake!
I actually thing they are real . . . and that she should never wear a top like that again. I have a bigger and definitely real chest and while it’s not easy to get them to look like that; you can. Also wouldn’t she fix her eyebrows before getting a boob job?
I’ll believe you about your rack, but the fact that Katy Price aka Jordan has that rack courtesy of a boob job is well documented in the British press.
Blizz, sweetheart…. child, these are NOT REAL. Paws4thot is right …. well documented. Those are as artificial as they come! I have a large bust, too, and mine would not look that asymmetrical and hard. No one’s would! Plus, there’s no hint of a corset under that gown! Her eyebrows are drawn on her face, poor girl.
(Paws, is she on drugs? Any hint of addiction in her well-documented life, because tranqs or narcotics had a hand in this makeup job, it seems to me . . .
)
She’s had about 5 boob jobs God knows when she’s getting her eyebrows fixed.
Well these eyebrows ARE strange indeed =O