Meet the new spokeswoman
<——— Meet the new spokeswoman for the every intelligent person in country.
(Robert Pattinson)
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Don’t even think about saying it!!!!
How did that ‘the’ move over four words?
That’s a good point. Massive grammar fail.
Isn’t this Fail Blog material?
more like engrish :p
Oh, I’m impressed. “The every intelligent person in country” has found a new way of saying “I have nothing better to do with my time than think of poorly worded insults for a movie I didn’t like. Sure, I could just ignore it and let other people enjoy it, but I’m way too petty and stupid for that.”
Bloody brilliant!!!
Really. What the hell is with the captioner?
They’re just smart, that’s all.
is that robert?
Yeah.
Robert Goulet? Sorry to be the one to tell you, but Robert Goulet is actually dead, so it can’t be him.
She means Robert Pattinson. The guy who acts as Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Joke-getting fail.
Really? Gosh, I didn’t get that.
Who is that?
I like how Robert looks amused. He shouldn’t.
Heh, it depends. If she’s just flipping him off because he plays Edward, he himself thinks the character is a ridiculous, self loathing loser, so yeah, he’d think someone flipping him off because of his role funny.
But then maybe he actually said something rude to her and this has nothing to do with Twilight.
I thought he was checking her out. Maybe as she walked past. Maybe said something. OBVIOUSLY GOT SHOT DOOOOWN i love this picture
Urm, this is part of a scene from his new (non-Twilight) movie.
Actually, I don’t think she was giving Rob the finger. I think it was more towards the girls behind her.
Oh NO, his darling Bella would NEVER do anything to upset him! That’s why she lets him stalk her, watch her sleep, break her car, and treat her like a used rawhide chewbone, of course. Wouldn’t want her PRECIOUS Edward to be unhappy.
What?!?!?
He may find it funny and refreshing to find someone treating him honestly instead of falling all over him just because he is a movie star. Who knows.
It’s a scene from a movie he’s filming entitled “Remember Me”
Aww. That just ruined all our fun.
We should have known it was a trap, he looks like he actually took a shower…
I really dont think so… Still looks dirty as hell to me.
I was thinking the same thing, that he finds it nice that someone’s honest with him rather than swooning all over him like everyone else.
I’d love to know what was said/done leading up to that exchange…
Well, you see, Rob starred in this TERRIBLE movie, based only on his looks, of course (it’s been said he HATES the role), because his acting was horrific. So, then, a lot of people with intelligence (who had some rather unintelligent friends, I’d wager.) we dragged into this movie that quite frankly blew goats. Rob was partially the cause of this poor girl sitting in a movie theatre, listening to squealing fangirls and terrible acting, for two hours. I’d be pretty pissed,too.
ah ha an honest answer that movie suked hugh hefners balls
What was said/done is that they both signed contracts to be in a movie. This is a photo of a scene from that movie.
I get the feeling he appreciates her attitude more than that of the people that chase him into traffic.
he was chased into traffic? did he die?
No, but he was hit by a taxi. But this was like 2 months ago.
What I would’ve paid to see that in person…
*searches YouTube*
Damn…
Not true. Reports where so greatly exaggerated that his PR put out a statement about how that WAS NOT what happened.
yes. yes he did.
Off subject, but I like your nickname!
LOL!
Yay! Someone that dislikes him as much as I do
If she disliked him as much as I do, she’d punch him in the mouth.
I’m thinking maybe taser to the balls would be fun.
Me : OMG ROBERT LOOK A PENNY…
him :WHERE!?
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF THAT ONCOMING BUS!
At least he won’t be able to reproduce, if you’re persistent enough with that taser.
lol’d
Meh. He’s a decent dude. Just got a sucktastic movie role. He’ll never get recast for anything, that has to suck.
I don’t know about ‘decent’; he still seems to radiate the default ‘Hollywood a-hole’ vibe, but I agree he does get a lot of hate for just doing his job. If they hadn’t hired him they would’ve hired someone else.
And yeah, being typecast in such a sucky role -plus- the swarms of nutters who think he’s actually a vampire that follow him on a daily basis are more than punishment for taking the part.
Negative. No such thing as “more than punishment” when you play a sparkly vampire.
Grow up. Vampires are fictional, this is fictional.
Now go tell a rape victim in Darfur or someone who watched their kids die in a fire that wah wah wah someone’s not portraying a fictional character the way you want.
If there’s anything that sucks more than Twilight, it’s the anti-Twilight butthurt idiot nerd brigade.
Did you forget to take your medication again Charlene? Nurse, oh nurse… one of the patients needs help calming down.
I agree. Darfur was a really sucky movie.
Pfft, you’re just one of those anti-Darfur butthurt nerds.
thanks for being one of the few who make sense around here. i swear the anti-twilighters are even more annoying than the fans now.
I totally agree! I think alot of the people who hate Twilight only hate it because its popular and they want to be all anti-conformist, so they are conforming to anti-conformity, which is just crazy circular logic! If you read it and see it and still hate it, that’s fine, but if they hated it that much I don’t think they would keep going on and on about it. Maybe they are trying to convince themselves they hate it.
Yea!! I am not going to stand in line wearin fangs and body glitter for the next one, but you can bet your cookies i WILL watch it eventually- The anti-twilighters have some serious *envy* going on and need to get over themselves
I’m glad to see that there are some people getting tired of the anti twilight lols around here. There are SO many worse movies yet Twilight, which wasn’t bad gets slammed by this Anti Twilight idiot league. And I’ll probably be right next to you in line not wearing fangs and glitter rebecca. I wouldn’t call myself a fan by any stretch, but I did enjoy it. Although I did make my own anti twilight lol, but it was kinda making fun of the anti twilight league.
Envy of what, a fanfiction that got published? It isn’t envy, it’s pointing out something should have never happened. That’s a bit like saying, “You don’t like Britney Spears because you’re jealous of her wealth from singing” or “You don’t like teletubbies because they have their own TV show” or “You’re jealous of Bush because he gets to push the big red button”
LOL.
Although I am jealous of teletubbies, those bastards.
I totally agree Zoreta. It’s a glorified fanfic. I laughed at this link despite the typo. Laughing at and commenting on something that mocks something you dislike is hardly directly related to jealousy. Honestly, people still think those who dislike Twilight are more annoying than the fans when you see things like this little number posted all over the internets?: http://tinyurl.com/mgvuuc
Odd.
I actually only know about Twilight because of the pictures on this blog, but not being a Twilight hater, I’m thinking the hatred of others has to do with sparkling Vampires, rather than being anti-conformist.
Maybe we are disappointed in several generations of easily influenced girls who now believe that abusive boyfriends and not being able to take of themselves are positive things to be desired and achieved.
My reasoning for “going on and on about it” is that I hope by spreading something which is only MY opinion around will help people see that this fandom is unhealthy.
BTW, I for one, do not understand the whole “love triangle” aspect of the series that has so many people worked up as well. It’s only a triangle if the other guy has a chance…
Care troll is caring.
Oh dear, you do over dramatise dont you? No one in their right mind would whine to someone unfortunate about a vampire, so if you think they would we know what sort of mind you have. Common sense dear.
win!
This is America, for christ’s sake! Don’t tell me there aren’t rapists creeping around America, because there are. Almost anywhere you go there are shady people. Grow up. This is America, we’re not perfect either.
Unbound Captives and Remember Me are the names of the two new movies (besides, of course, Eclipse) he’s been cast in set to release in 2010. One more movie, Bel Ami, is in development and tentatively scheduled to release in 2011. He also was cast in three other movies released in 2009; Little Ashes, How To Be, and The Summer House. Whether people hate him or love him, he certainly hasn’t been typecast.
oh, you have no idea how much i despise him. chix just like him cuz he played edward.
actually no i liked him in his first (I think his first. if not sue me (sarcasim)) role in harry potter. i also like him becuz he puts up with people who despise him or people who love him. I think i may be one of the few in between. : O
Actually, I think his first role was in Vanity Fair, but I don’t think he got credit for it. So his first “real” role was in Harry Potter. But I agree. I liked him in Harry Potter. Granted, re-watching the movie, I realized that his acting really wasn’t that great. Just as it wasn’t very great in Twilight.
Well, actually I’m pretty sure he was in movies before that. I think he was in this movie where he was a gay artist which is where that rumor that he was gay came from.
I just can’t get past the obvious grammatical error.
Wow. I didn’t even see that until you pointed it out. I need to exercise my eyes, they’re falling down on the job..
Oh, god. I just noticed that. And I read “every intelligent person in — country” aloud about three times before I noticed. *facepalm*
I was too happy about the caption and the fact that someone has some sense in them for my natural Grammar Nazi instincts to kick in.
I live to be a Grammar Nazi.
I wish we had a Grammar Hitler.
But what if Grammar Hitler made a typing error?
We’d behead him or beat him to death with semicolons.
Or shoot on sight. Then elect a new leader.
I volunteer!
by grammar Nazi, are you saying Jews have bad grammar? i don’t understand how that saying came about.
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it must be a Jew! Perhaps if you have bad grammar, you’re not allowed to be German, even if you’re of Aryan descent and you get sent to a camp instead?
Because Nazi has become a slang term for authoritarian. Kinda like soup nazi
Hate to disagree, but I think it might be a misinterpretation. I thought it was the poster’s take on “the everyday woman” or “the everyman” and just continued into the rest for the laughs.
Actually, I think Rob is the more intelligent one, for laughing at her and the fool she is making of herself.
Let’s see, which makes one appear more like a fool?
1. Giving the finger to someone you dislike.
2. Running up to an actor while covered in glitter and screaming, “OMG EDWARD I WANT TO HAVE YOUR ZOMBIE VAMPIRE CHILDREN!!”
stop whining. it´s a kid´s movie. it doesn´t make you special to diss something made for kids.
Riiiight. So, ripping people’s heads off, random rapists in alleys, and Bella making out in her underwear = perfect kids’ movie material.
I don’t think so.
Yep. Kids love the vampire porn these days
So suddenly suicidal vamp porn is for kids? I thought PWP was an adult genre…
…Did something change in the last couple years?
“Fool she’s making of herself”?!
And if the moral high ground fails, there’s always “I’m richer than you”.
“I have more twelve year-old stalkers.”
Checkmate.
“And I can pretend to be a vampire.”
He is just an actor people, the movie made him alot of money so I think he is okay with it. He will get over the fan girls and jerks like y’all who hate because he took a job that made him very rich.
I don’t hate him for playing in Twilight (though, admittedly I don’t give two shits about the books or the movies). I hate him because he looks like he needs to take an effing shower and all these girls still want to spread their legs for the d-bag. I just think of Pigpen from Peanuts when I see him. Doesn’t help that he looks totally spaced out and high as a kite in the majority of photos published of him.
Such a charming looking guy in Goblet of Fire. So WTF happened?
dito
Who is he? Oh yeah, someone nowhere near important enough for me to care. Nevermind.
Twelve year-old: “WAT! IF U DONT KNO WHO EDWARD CULLEN IS YOU SHUD DIE god wut is w/ ppl and twilight twilight rulz u shud all go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!one!!!eleven!!!12!”
That is why you need to know these things. Unless you would like to be chewed to death by pre-teens.
I’ve read Twilight, to be honest, I can see why girls are all over it- it’s cause they’ve been way too obsessed with other things to notice good books. Then a new fad to follow comes along, and they havent seen any good writing lately, so Twilight will go as a good series to them. I’m telling you, it’s not as great as a bunch of obsessed preteen faqngirls will tell you.
I’ve read it. All four and a half. I do know. Crap writing. I just ate and don’t feel like getting into a rant. Bu I can tell you that most of the girls at my school are obsessed with the series. And they will not read anything else. “Shakespeare?! Stephen King?! No way, I’m too busy reading Twilight for the umpteenth time! Ask me again when this fad has passed and I’ve forgotten about its existence.”
I love Twilight but i like Stephen King. Im reading The stand.
I give you kudos, then! Glad to hear you have an expanded library to pick from and not just the Twilight books. Also, I recommend his short-story collections such as Nightmares and Dreamscapes.
Now THERE’s some good reads.
we know it´s bad writing, at least me and the people i know. i wasn´t looking for a masterpiece. i just wanted to read a cute book. and it delivered. end of story.
I’m sorry. I’m really not trying to be mean, but that sounds like a complete cop-out cause you couldn’t find any real defense for the book.
“i went looking for the worst artist cause I didn’t feel like good art.”
“I know the movie sucks, but I didn’t feel like watching good movies.”
“I bought the almost broken down car cause it was cute.”
I know those are extreme but it follows your logic. I don’t get it. Why read a book you openly call not good?
Some do it for the lols- like watching a bad movie and MST3King it yourself.
Otherwise, it’s fluff reading- something to occupy your time when you’re by the poolside and your brain is still in bed. Literature? hell no. Worth your time if you’re after something engaging? Not in a millennium. If you actually read it intending to get something out of it, you realize quickly that it trips over itself in its contradictory themes and that it’s just PWP (porn without plot) without the porn.
You sound so up your own arse. I don’t think she cares if you think she’s unimportant. I doubt you’d have the balls to give a celebrity the finger in the street, no matter how much you thrust and flex your internet cock around.
lame
umm… the person was asking who HE is… what are you on about??
And really, giving a celeb the finger? Not that hard OR impressive.
The hell are you smoking?
And yes, I would give plenty of celebrities the finger. Al Gore, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda, just to name a few. After you’ve shook hands with a man who lost his other hand fighting for his country and couldn’t say a single bad word about his experience because of the good he did while he was over there, “celebrities” don’t really phase you. I tip my hat to those of them who do go overseas to entertain the troops, but they still haven’t done anything to make me think any more of them than I do of a veteran, or one of my brothers in arms serving over there right now. So no, I’m not “up my own arse,” I just refuse to go gaga over someone who the closest he’s ever come to conflict was when his sparkles didn’t come out right in the final release so he told his manager to get on the phone and yell at someone. YOU’RE the one sounding like an idiot, Rocka.
You seem lost Blarg, Pundit Kitchen is two links to the right. Please take your political rants there. Thank you for your cooperation
That wasn’t political, it was realistic. The war in terms of the soldiers isn’t political, it’s a job. The politicians weighing in on the war and continuing/ending/increasing/decreasing or whatever is where the politics come into play. And thank GOD Twilight isn’t weighing in on politics, or compulsory high school for eternity might become a reality, rather than just a poor plot choice for immortal vampires.
What I’m saying is you take a lol related to a movie and use it as an excuse to make this huge rant about how much you hate Al Gore and friends and condemn people for liking celebrities when there’s a war going on.
I’m willing to bet that you hate Al Gore just because “it’s impossible for global warming to be happening”and “it’s just the earth’s climate cycle”and blah blah blah. Well, even if it is just the Earth’s climate cycle, would it really be so bad to at least try to help save the polar ice caps? Even if it isn’t happening. Which it is.
hahaha that’s sooo awesome! she’s totally right!!!!
…seriously. Who is she?
I’ve never wished I was someone else, but giving Robert Pattinson the finger is something I’d love to be famous for…
Kudos to whoever she is!
Hate to burst any bubbles, but this is a picture from the new movie Rob’s in, Remember Me.
So it’s a scene? Bah, that totally ruins it for me…
It -does- explain the lack of Twilight t-shirts and eight-year-olds in the picture, though.
*POP*
Thanks for pissin’ on my parade.
I doubt it. That chick isn’t attractive enough to star in ANY movie.
a blurry pic with a casual look and she looks ok. Give her some time to fix up and I bet she’d look good. Just saying *shrugs*
I don’t doubt it because of that, but because , yes, it is too blurry of a picture to be any sort of a movie scene. Also, why would ROFLRazzi have a pic of a movie that isn’t even a movie yet? Just saying…..
She could also be flicking off the other girls in the picture, but I like to think she’s flicking off Pattinson. Makes the picture more enjoyable.
Maybe she’s flicking him off because he’s full of himself?
Learn to read previous comments.
Or I can voice my own opinion, regardless of the other comments, seeing as other people say basically the same thing. Mmk.
I’d like to think she’s giving them ALL the finger, because those other girls may just be some of Rob’s zombie fangirls.
I read that as Rob Zombie’s fangirls.
I did the same exact thing, I was just afraid that it wasn’t noteworthy enough to comment.
So did i! I was thinkin what the hell has Rob Zombie got to do with this?!
Me too! Is there a term for reading a phrase and putting the plural in the wrong place? Hmmmm. ::wonders::
::goestoGoogle,thinksbetterofit,wastingtimeAGAIN::
Maybe just one of those dyslexic moments? We all have those…
“flicking off”? Are you from the United States? I’ve never heard that before. We generally say: “flipping” someone off.
Yes I am.
Hell yes.
i hate to explain how vampires were like in my day to my children “well son they *sighed* sparkled” “then exploded right” “i wish “
we still have blade. Just show him that from a young age
I love the look on his face-he acutally is kinda cute…
I know! i thought the same thing *looks ashamed*
Yes, Raccoon is right. This is a scene from his new movie “Remember Me.” So I suppose all the haters of Mr. Pattinson need to retract their claws and move on.
By “haters of Robert Pattinson” do you mean “intelligent individuals”?
More like “individuals who can’t separate fiction from reality”. Or “people with misdirected anger”. Or even more simply, “bandwagon riders”.
I’ll give you the first two but “bandwagon riders” REALLY? You really think the people hating are that. Just cause there are quite a few here does not mean they are the majority. you sir/madam are silly.
Being “on the bandwagon” is a reference to motivation, not to numbers.
Jumping on the bandwagon is shorthand for supporting a popular cause or political candidate because of a herd mentality or superficial attraction.
Can’t be a herd on your own.
The people in this comment thread alone are enough to qualify as a “herd”. Your original reply implied that a bandwagon mentality required a majority, not just some vague numbers.
He’s right. Most people hate him because he’s stalked by hundreds of girls and everyone else seems to hate him, not because they have any real reason.
No, I hate him because he’s a TERRIBLE actor. Everyone just loves him because he’s “Edward” but he played a stupid person as a stupid person from a stupid book. So just fuck off
lol the winner!
All three are wrong. “individuals who can’t separate fiction from reality”, “bandwagon riders”, both are characteristics of Rob Pattinson wannabe fangirls. “People with misdirected anger” just doesn’t make sense.
No we don’t. We can still hate him. I vote we hate him because of this movie.
lexi is right. and not all the haters of rob are intelligent……
But at least all of them know how to use capitalization.
Well, NO Robert Pattinson lovers are intelligent.
anyone who takes one of his roles this seriously doesn´t sound very intelligent to me. get over it. it´s a kid´s movie.
If it’s a supposed ‘kid’s movie’,then why are you defending it?
Robert Pattinson himself hates Twilight. He makes fun of it all the time; it’s hilarious.
That earns him a gold star sticker in my book. And he does other great movies.
If you’re uneducated and you know it… yooz bad grammerz!!!1!!!!!!o!!!!!!!!!!n!!!!!!!!!!!eeee!!!!!11!
Why hate Pattinson anyway, he didn’t write the stupid story. I blame his agent, and wossname who wrote the books.
Because he has an entire generation of pre-teens hypnotized and “SQUEE!”ing over him for absolutely no reason, except the myth that he is slightly above average-looking. He can’t act nor is he that good-looking and he has my entire school [only the girls and Cody DeRamo] rabid over him.
sooooo every attractive man fits that category. don´t hate people just for doing their job and being attractive at the same time. jealousy is not healthy.
First of all, I’m a fourteen year-old girl. If you can explain to me how I’m jealous of Rob Pattinson, I’ll give you a cookie.
Secondly, this guy is an actor, but he can’t act. Therefore, he is not doing his job and being attractive at the same time. I also don’t see what’s so attractive about him. I think he looks like a hobo.
you can easily be jealous of someone of the opposite sex.
i´m not arguing that robert pattinson can´t act, but the hatred of him is unwarranted. the state of his character isn´t his fault and nor is it his fault when crazed loser fans are chasing him down. feel sorry for him, if anything. nothing but shallow fans and whining critics.
I’m sure it’s easy to be jealous of someone of the opposite sex, but I’m not. I don’t wish I couldn’t act or sing and I don’t wish I had screaming girls pushing me on front of taxis. And critics don’t whine, they criticize because it is their job to do so.
A critic is someone who, being unable to accomplish anything themselves, belittles the accomplishments of others.
if that was all they did they wouldn’t get paid to do it. They would argue on the internet
*sighs heavily*
Please. Look up the actual definition of critic instead just making up your own terribly inaccurate one on the spot. Ever seen Ratatouille? The movie for little kids about the little rodent who could? Anyways, there was a critic in that movie, if you remember, and he was a critic because he loved food and he wanted people to know about good food. Sometimes he didn’t find good food. More often then not, he didn’t find good food. But thats what a critic is. Not some bully with self image problems.
Amen!
So, basically we should hate the Beatles, too, then?
The Beatles had something to their name — good music, whether you like them or not, face it, they’re legends. I can only hope this guy isn’t.
that´s a matter of opinion. this isn´t a question of talent, it´s a question of being a hot guy in the entertainment business. if you hate one, who don´t you hate them all?
I’m talking about the amazing amount of screaming fangirls. Have you ever seen a Beatles concert? They had to stop doing concerts due to the insanity. They had to put up fences which screaming fangirls would get crushed against by other screaming fangirls. You couldn’t even hear their music at a concert.
And actually, I’m very much a fan of theirs and I see the same thing that happened with those fans is happening with these fans.
Also, it’s base to hate something just because of the fans. With movies, you have to remember that it’s the writers, the directors, and the editors that really make the movie. Editors can turn a good actor bad depending on the scenes they choose, writers can write horrible scripts and while the actor does a phenomenal job with what he’s given, it’s still horrible.
You never know who’s going to become a legend.
He’s just playing a character your little peers like in a movie, and making millions doing it. He didn’t INVENT Edward Cullen for christsake.
Again, I feel the need to point out that I heard he only did Twilight because he wanted to score with the Stewart chick (why, I cannot imagine).
So yeah, I can understand why he would be laughing. It’s pretty humorous.
(Unless this IS from a movie. In which case, it’s still funny.)
Well, she *is* quite pretty. There’s just the fact that she’s incapable of simulating emotion. Hopefully, her creator learned from his mistake and installed functioning personality cores in the rest of his androids. ;D
kid, you’d be all over stewart if god smiled on you kindly enough.
although i sorta agree. i can’t decide if she’s attractive or not. it may be all the make-up
I hate twilight and I’d hook up with her. I think they take pics of her looking as depressed as possible on purpose. She has SO much potential (looks) once she wraps up these movies.
what a jerk. i love robert pattinson!! rob is just too cool for dem haterrzzz.
Are you too cool to write out sentences like a semi-intelligent human being?
Answer: No. You are not.
C’mon. Is your life so boring that you bash people about grammer online?
Answer: Yes. It is.
I live in Canfield, Ohio. I’m being forced to stay at my grandparent’s for the week. All of the guys at my school are too big of douche bags to ever think about dating. My friends are all busy right now.
Your answer is correct.
your humor is appreciated here. I hope that helps
It does. Thank you.
I wouldnt call it humour, its just downright sarcasm on nearly every comment they have left…
I’m glad you’ve taken such an interest in what I have to say.
Hey, look! Sarcasm!
Well…i wouldnt call it an interest, its just hard not to notice your comments since they appear after what seems like every other comment
Personally, I just find it reassuring that there apparently are teenagers who still know what spelling and grammar are, and even more so that they actually care about them!
Question: Are you too much of the Grammar Police to notice that you spelled the thing you’re trying to enforce wrong?
Answer: Yes. You are.
pwned. Or should I say, “You have been owned” ? i forgot the grammar police was watching.
I guess a lot of people just hate him because he’s famous, and because Twilight has “ruined vampires” for them. Get over it people. I’m so tired of seeing captions about sparkly vampires. It’s stupid. No, I’ve never read Twilight. I don’t plan on reading it. I saw the movie because my friend likes it. It was decent. I don’t understand why people have to be so critical of things that teenage girls (and grown women) like. It’s a fad, and I understand that it’s not going to be popular forever. But just because you don’t get into it doesn’t mean you have to criticize the people who do. Go criticize the movies that indoctrinate violence and drugs into teenagers, not a flippin’ love story. I’m done ranting now.
Hear, hear. I’ve never seen it, but the hate is more rampant and retarded than any movie I can imagine could possibly be.
I actually hate it cause it teaches the proper way to have an unhealthy relationship ESPECIALLY for someone who is high school aged.
that you think it is unhealthy to pull out all the stops for someone you care about shows that romance is dead in this country. our sense of teenage romance now is hard sex on the porch and no feelings. how grand.
Romance is dead if a healthy ideal for teenage girls is a relationship where an old man trapped in a young body stalks an underage girl and then has her so mesmerized that she has no goals or ideals or dreams other than being with him. Codependence. Look it up.
Bravo!
you are twisting the story, hon. he is 17. he is not “stalking” her, since stalking would imply that she didn´t want him to. that´s like saying any boyfriend who hangs around his girlfriend on a daily basis is a stalker. sorry, hon, it just doesn´t work that way.
do you really have a problem with a guy showing actual compassion and concern for the woman he cares about? that was honestly the only thing i found appealing about this series, that for once a male role acted like he gave a crap about what happened to the girl he liked.
I’m not ‘twisting’ it, I’m just not telling it from your point of view.
If a guy follows a girl around and spies on her at all hours without her knowledge, it’s stalking. His actions gave no indication that he was just doing it because -she- wanted him to. If he hid in the bathroom and watched her pee, then said he just did it because he couldn’t stand to be away from her.. Yeah, not a defense for weirdness.
No, I don’t have a problem with a guy showing actual compassion and concern for a woman. Why do you ask?
And no, he’s not seventeen. He has the memories and the age that come with 100 years of life experiences regardless of whether or not he still can’t grow chest hair.
okay, since i´m guessing you haven´t read the book i´ll clue you in. she was fine with it. end of story. it would be one thing if she didn´t want it, then it would be considered stalking, but hanging around your girlfriend is what boyfriends do. that´s life.
i ask because it seems like people have a problem with a guy hanging around the girl he likes, and a girl who likes him back at that. it´s like they would rather put this distance between two people in love. it´s just strange to me. why is wanting to be close to your girlfriend a bad thing? do you know how many girls are dying for that kind of love? of course, in this world, we can´t expect men to be sweet and affectionate, because if they do, they get labelled like this. i´ve seen it happen many many times.
he is physically seventeen. you can´t just pretend that he is like a 100-something year old man when he is physically not changing. it would be a totally different story if he looked that old. he is stuck that way forever. is he supposed to date some 90-year-old woman? now wouldn´t that be even stranger?
there is also the fact that he doesn´t have sex with her until she is over 18, so no pedophilia involved.
He could have had sex with her at 15, perhaps earlier, and there would have been no pedophilia involved. Pedophilia is an attraction to people who have yet to reach puberty. Having sex with her before she is 18 is (in the US, and not in other countries) simply illegal because a group of people picked an arbitrary number.
Of course, necrophilia (from her perspective) is an entirely different matter…
it really depends on the maturity of people person to person, but there is no way of doing that very accurately, so they estimate an age when people can start making their own decisions, when they are psychologically thinking for themselves and no one else.
It’s not that we’re against love, Kelly, but Meyer is teaching young girls that this sort of love is ok, and it really isn’t anymore. You seem completely blind to the fact that Edward hurts her, physically, emotionally, mentally. Broken ribs, abandoning her, making her obsessed with him. That is not love. And I don’t care how many times you try to explain it away, it is not love.
Love is equality. Love is loving someone so much, wanting to be close to them BUT allowing them space so they can remain themselves, not taking apart their car or creeping into their bedroom to watch them sleep. You love someone because they are them, apart from you as well, their strange hobbies and socialising with their own friends. I loved my boyfriend’s hobby of medieval games and how he enjoyed the company of his friends but I didnt follow him around 24/7 like Edward does. God forbid Bella does something by herself! Without him!
Love is seeing each other as equals, even if you have an S&M fetish. You control the hurt, love is not losing control and breaking ribs. Love is compromising, not demanding. All Bella cares about being close to Edward because she’s obsessed. You’ll learn when you’re a woman, so what if you’re with your man? Where’s money coming from? Where’s your career? Where are you supposed to live? That takes hard work, not throwing yourself on the mercy of a man, “oh please look after me! Your daddy’s rich!” Love is working together to make the dream work, the perfect house, the perfect car, the perfect career. Edward says jump, Bella jumps. Where Bella goes, Edward trails behind her. In the real world they’re grow tired of each other, and Bella would end up a waitress working 12 hours a day to support Edward who can’t work for his sparkles. Kiss Carlise Cullen’s big mansion goodbye. Welcome to the real world.
Fantasies are fine. I enjoy a fantasy, but one that still says by the way life sucks, so work hard. I like a fantasy where women still put it to the man. Your heroine should be Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice., Rosalind in As You Like It, Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing. Those are good role models for young women, and guess what? The stories are still romantic, they still love one another and there are no issues. Love stories are still the best, and I cant see Twilight as a love story. I see it as an insult to women, the feminist movement and the most painful thing about it is that a woman wrote it! Meyer! Let us women have some pride and still love men without forcing us to our knees!
(I saw that sick thought. You, in the corner. Yes you. I only go on my knees when I want to
)
You are my HERO
I couldn’t have said it better.
Merci beaucoup!
Now you’re twisting it. He actually has sex with her while she is 18, and besides, that doesn’t matter. He is still a freakishly old man stalking a teenager/adult.
So what about the part where he physically abuses her? Or did those broken ribs come from magic?
And yes, creeping into someone’s bedroom to watch them sleep without their knowledge is stalking. But hey, if you don’t believe me, go try to sneak into Robert Pattinson’s bedroom and watch him sleep, and see how fast you’re arrested for stalking.
you are twisting it. after over a year of begging him to at least try to have sex with her, he gives in, she ends up getting bruised, and he refuses to have sex with her. you need to read the story to get this stuff.
Robert Pattison is actually a nice, non-douchebag kind of guy. He doesn’t pick up and play women, he doesn’t swear at fans, nor does he come across arrogant in the press. Just sayin’.
And it’s a scene. From a movie.
But I hate Twilight too.
Obviously YOU haven’t read the whole story. There IS a baby involved, it ends up breaking 2 of Bella’s ribs.
Robert Pattinson is not Edward Cullen. The latter is a fictional character. Robert Pattinson agrees that Edward Cullen is creepy and insane, so I don’t see how sneaking into his room would prove anything.
Is it possible for you to stop typing “hon”? It’s obvious you’re just trying to say the word as many times as you can to get it into your vocabulary like those girls who say it all the time because they have at like, a million little siblings and cousins and relatives. I’m willing to bet you’re an only child. It’s not as cool as you think it is.
See that’s what it has love has become in this world. A grotesque portrayal of what it once was. My girlfriend is actually a sane fan of the series and admits that parts of that story are strange. Throwing her onto a table to “protect” her. Taking out her engine so she can’t see people he doesn’t approve of. When did these things become romantic?
Regarding the underage thing. Within the story his body is 17 because vampires don’t age. He is actually MUCH older and one would hope that would count as growing up but apparently it’s okay to be a pedophile as long as you look around the same age.
i´m assuming you´re talking about when he threw her onto the table so that he could jump in front of her and prevent his brother from attacking her. is that so wrong?
and he was protecting her from someone who actually was mentally and physically abusive. what´s wrong with that?
okay, so would it be normal if a 100 year old vampire who looks 17 dated a human woman in her 90s? i say that if he looks 17 and acts 17, he´s 17.
i think these are just excuses made up because you don´t like the book. that´s fine. the author sucks. but why belittle the only decent thing about it?
Other than looking young, what could a centuries-old vampire possibly have in common with his modern teenage girlfriend?
Edward: “Bella — if only I could communicate to you the incredible, interminable burdens of immortality; the pain of loving a mortal only to see her wither and fall before your eyes in decades that pass as mere moments to me…”
Bella: “YA I KNO RYT????!!!!!!!1 ):”
Anyway, vampires shouldn’t be “dating” humans at all. It’s simply uncouth to play with your food.
“if he looks 17 and acts 17, he´s 17. ” That’s like saying that if a tiger dressed up as a dog, and wagged his tail like a dog, the tiger would be a dog. No. He’s still a 100 year old man in a 17 year old’s clothing.
Even IF he was only seventeen, he still broke into her house and watched her sleep.
You really need to go check a dictionary and find out what pedophilia is.
The term pedophilia (or paedophilia) has a range of definitions as found in psychology, law enforcement, and the vernacular. As a medical diagnosis, it is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children
she hates “edward” and is cute
what a great combo
Really, if THAT is the object of affection for this teenage generation, I can’t bear to think about the state this country will be in in about ten years. I imagine the first female President Cullen [not her birth name of course] will have changed our currency to Sparkle-bucks, or something.
Man, I’d love to meet you. I think we could be great friends.
Are you kidding me?? Sparkle-bucks sound awesome.
Yeah! And they could be like, normal dollar bills, but accented with glitter paint!
agreed. if you’re going to make a statement about being smart, at least do it properly.
i think it´s hilarious that people think sooo highly of themselves for talking smack about a freakin kid´s book/movie. congrats, losers.
Let she who hasn’t just tried to defend the deranged romance in Twilight (instead of using the time to learn proper capitalization) cast the first stone.
being a grammar nazi doesn´t make you right about the subject at hand. excuse me for actually appreciating it when a guy looks out for his girl. what has happened to couples these days where a guy can´t even protect his girl without being labelled a creep? it´s so sad.
Yes, but being illiterate somewhat devalues your opinion on literature. Just sayin’.
She already said you can’t spell romance without codependence. Surely her degree in psychology makes her more qualified than you.
i would sure like to know what is wrong with guys and girls relying on each other for love and support. is there something wrong with that in your eyes?
I would love to know why you only read the comments you want to read and disregard the rest. Some people have left very informative comments that would answer your questions. Such as the fact that what is going on between Edward and Bella is not love, it is obsession. Big difference.
Hmmmmm……
Seems like a couple comments ago you were claiming that Twilight is a kid’s book/ movie.
but i´m not the one claiming to have literary superiority here. all i´m saying is that complaining about a book that was made for a preteen audience does not make you special, does not make you intelligent, and certainly does not make you a good critic of literature.
And there you go again.
You’ve posted this several times now, and you *always* put a space after the apostrophe in “kid’s”. Also, you seem to be allergic to punctuation, and you might want to check your mail for your invitation to the Redundant Committee on Redundant Repetition.
twice, actually. big woot. what´s with the grammar nazis today? it´s like they really have given up making an argument.
What’s with Twilight fans today? It’s like they really have given up being intelligent.
Wait a minute, they’re like that all the time! D’oh!
let me tell you a little secret about twilight fans. we are not all preteen lonely losers moping over impossible relationships. lots of us liked the book just because it was cute, a reminder of those impossible dreams for a wonderful romance. we didn´t read it for a good insightful look into an author´s mind (god knows there isn´t much there) or to learn something new. it was just a damn cute book.
i would never claim that this series is the shit. i would never run around my high school screaming OMG EDWARD SO HAWT!!!! i read an easy book who for once had a male lead that i considered ideal and i said, aww that´s sweet. and when people get all arrogant and pompous because they think that critiquing this makes them such literary geniuses, yeah, it´s annoying as hell, especially when people turn romance into something to be scorned. disliking twilight this much makes you no better than the people who obsess over it. it´s just a book! it´s not worth all this hate or love.
That’s just it. We know this book sucks. If you know it isn’t very good than why defend it?
Okay I’ll give you the fact that within the universe of the book every messed up aspect of their relationship is explained away or you are told it’s actually good, but that’s still IN THE BOOK.
A young audience is impressionable. If they later go and try to have that relationship somebody will get into trouble.
I’m sorry but how you deemed a man totally controlling a woman romantic I’ll never know. I’m not even trying to be mean I just don’t get it.
I’m not saying that this sort of relationship appeals to me (it doesn’t), but there genuinely are some women who do have relationships where every aspect of things like what they wear, eat, where they go are controlled by their partners.
Thats true but in those situations EVERYONE they know tries to get them out of it. As a society we have tried to get away from that and let women make their own decisions. One “cute” book comes out and everybody forgets that.
I’ve actually heard a 30 minute radio interview with one of these couples, and they both sounded genuinely happy with their (non-violent) relationship. I’m not saying it’s “normal”; just that it does work for some people.
I’d agree with what Stormy says below (Aug 6th@12:33AM) about violent relationships though.
Dont be such a little bitch! Kelly is not half as bad as the other Twilight screamers and you know she isnt so why dont you quit being such a little demon child and go play with kids your own age, love.
“Don’t be such a little bitch!”
Congratulations! You have successfully confirmed to the “idiot” percentage of the population!
is that the only thing you have to say? seriously??
You were trying to convey the message that not all Twilight fans were crazy/idiotic, yet you start your post with “don’t be such a little bitch”?
Oh im no fan of Twilight, infact i have a bit of a dislike for anything that is Twilight but i can deal with that and move on and unlike yourself there, Annie Crimefighter i dont feel the need to be mean and frankly cruel to Kelly and bash her for being a Twilight pre teen screamer (and to be fair you are not much older yourself) when its clear she isnt, she just happens to have an interest in the books and movie, not once did she say OOOhhh leave Rob alone hes so delish id die for him etc etc but you went on and called her an idiot and to say she wasnt intelligent blah blah blah..who do you think you are? seriously??
And fair enough, i should not have called you a bitch, that was not very mature of me, i should know better than to let a 14 year old child get to me but hey! i call it as i see it
I find it disgusting that anyone would call those books “kid’s books”. No young impressionable girls should be subjected to a story that teaches them to let men break their bones because “they love them”.
Unless, of course, you *want* a new generation of women you find on Cops with two black eyes begging the cops to let their man go because “he’s really, really sorry and he says he loves me!”
she didn´t let him do any such thing. you might want to read the book before you make such statements.
You just said yourself that Edward hurt Bella while they were having sex! Edward has hurt bella both physically and emotionally!In every book! He denies their relationship in Twilight, then leaves her in New Moon, then doesn’t let her be with her best friend in Eclipse, and then brings her mortal pain and death in Breaking Dawn! This is the second time you’ve made an inaccurate statement about the book! So just shut up about it because it’s obvious that your best friend just told you about it and here you are making assumptions!
“Let”? There is no “let” in Twilight. Bella has absolutely no control over her life, their relationship, or how he treats her. He is the physical superior by far, what with superstrangth, superspeed, supersmell, superhearing, superangst, and telepathy. If he wants something he will get it. Trust me, I read the books. I went in with an open mind because all my friends liked it and I wanted to as well, so we could bond over it like we did with God knows how many other series. I’ve known some of them for 12+ years and that was the first major disagreement I had with them.
Just a thought though. If you keep referencing us to the book, maybe you could cite page and paragraph numbers? It might make you seem like a rabid fangirl, but as I have access to a library I could make more informed counters in this debate if I knew what you were referencing.
see she admitted to being in high school somewhere else and her defense of the book sounds exactly like an abused wife making excuses for her husband
YOUR POINT HAS BEEN PROVEN
And I just think it’s hilarious that you think sooo highly of yourself for talking smack about haters of and defending a kid’s book/movie. Congrats, loser.
I don’t care if the caption is wrong. Gotta Love the Bird!
People love to hate popular things that virtually everyone else loves.
Sorry. I just can’t get past the sparkling thing. It would be like a werewolf just getting extra-fluffy on nights the moon is full.
People also love to hate crappy literature.
For the love of God, get off the computer and go spend some time with your grandparents before they figure out what an obnoxious little tool you are and send you back to your parents.
Yes, Twilight is nothing short of a literary abortion, but we don’t need to see your poorly-stated opinion on it in every other post.
Hey, what’s the “A” stand for? Asshole? That would be pretty accurate.
*snark* Nicely done!
Why, thank you!
Ya know, I don’t think he’s offended. I believe Rob is relieved that there is one sane woman in the world. For once, there is a girl in the world who isn’t trying to molest him or have him hit by taxi cabs.
It’s from a movie.
Jeez is that Annie person ever away from the computer. If anyone actually wanted one of Annies lame-ass comments in reply to them they would have asked. 3 words for you Annie. GET A LIFE.
It’s a thread. That’s the point.
Jeez, is this Steph person ever away from her crazy pills? If anyone actually wanted one of your “lame-ass” comments on their LOL, they would have asked.
I’m sorry, next time I post a comment, I’ll make sure the person I’m replying to asked first. Did anyone ask you to post THAT on this LOL? I highly doubt it. So maybe you should hug yourself and get back to your padded cell before someone notices you’ve gone. And, by the way, next time you’re going to aggravate us with more of your comment diarrhea, maybe you should learn to use proper punctuation and maybe take a small dose of STFU. Thanks, and goodnight.
By the way, how you managed to type all of that while in a straitjacket is beyond me.
HA!
What’s that from?
Since when did “Intelligent” people need to resort to letting the finger do the talking?
They consider it intelligent because it shows how they feel about the person she’s flipping off. They think it shows intelligence because they see teams of screaming fangirls who love something that they, the haters, consider to be completely below them and their likes. Therefore, anyone who agrees with them must be intelligent because it coincides with their opinions.
That was confusing. Not like I couldn’t understand it, but as to which side you’re on.
Kudos for staying out of the fight!
Presumably because when the ‘intelligent people’ tried letting their mouths and keyboards do the talking, most of the words they used were longer than two syllables and thus indecipherable to the majority arguing against them. Hand signals make things crystal clear.
Exactly ^.^
It’s always intelligent to not bother to waste one’s time with words the hearer wouldn’t understand. The finger is what I’d call “conserving energy.”
I think she’s giving the other young ladies the finger, and this bloke (whoever he is) is taking the opportunity to inspect her @r$e.
As would I. A nicely filled pair of jeans. Just saying.
Oh, thank god somebody else noticed that! The back of her hand isn’t anywhere NEAR his direction. All you need for proof is to look at the feet.
So whoever captioned this both completely misinterpreted the picture, AND made a grammatical error while trying to reference intelligence. Such a failure.
That woman is a genius
aww gross, he smokes?
I know, I think smoking is gross.
Really? Commenting about grammar in a sister website of lolcat and failblog?
And it’s obvious this comes from a movie scene.
no hed be sparkling silly. oh god some 1 shoot me i know a twilight fact *dies*
right, he plays in just that ONE movie.
Actually, no. It’s not from a movie scene. The quality of the picture is way too crappy. And again, why would ROFLRazzi have a pic of a movie that isn’t even a movie yet?
Besides, even if it was a scene from a movie, why, exactly, is this ruining everyone’s fun? She’s still giving Robert Pattinson the finger, whether she means it or not.
it *is* a scene from the movie he’s filming in NYC entitled “Remember Me”
No, it can’t be. Again, the quality of the picture is way too crappy. And again, why would ROFLRazzi have a pic of a movie that isn’t even a movie yet? I guess you didn’t read the entire post.
I didn’t say it was a screen shot (which would mean it was from a movie quality camera). It’s a picture of a scene he filmed for the movie.
And what do you mean “a movie that isn’t even a movie yet?” How can a movie not be a movie?
How lazy is your google-fu g’ddamn.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/06/who-flips-robert-pattinson-off.html
It’s not exactly a movie yet because it hasn’t really come out, in case you haven’t noticed. Production might not even finish. And do you really expect me to believe a fan blog?
some passer-by could have snapped the picture with his camera phone or sth. =.=
Exactly!
I read through half of the comments, and realized that it is nothing more than a bunch of people BSing over whether they like Rob or not. …And a few “Grammar oops! Lululululululzzzz…” mixed in.
Um, not to be rude or anything, but what else would you think there would be? A religious debate?
And what the heck does “lul” mean? Laugh up loud?
LOL PURE GENIUS!!
Correction: IN THE WORLD
hehe to those who say he has no talent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4xCixZrOs. And im a 14 yo girl who isnt a lover isnt a hater. jst another actor to me
and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWLRLZSWg1s&NR=1
finally! i never met someone who thinks he’s a good singer too! yay!! he’s on my iPod. <3
Oh wow! He can sing! And there’s like, no-one else who can do that! Yeah, this makes him talented… just like Britney Spears can sing, but she’s a head case. Robert can sing, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s still as untalented as Britney.
Oh yeah, he can mumble into a mic…right…good singing…
I know, it sounds like he’s drunk- slurring all his words into a mic.
And if he WAS drunk, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
Grammar FAIL!
Personally, I’m not a fan nor a hater, I’m pretty much completely indifferent to the whole thing – but it tickles me that no one has yet discovered that this is taken from the shooting of a movie he is doing (not Twilight), and apparently the girl is in the film. In other words, totally staged and instead of applauding her on her “intelligence” for flipping off a random actor, you should applaud her for getting to do so AND getting a big fat paycheck out of it.
Several people have “discovered” that – it’s been mentioned numerous times above.
This joke would go better if the caption was written by someone who wasn’t so clearly a dumb-ass.
I’m in love. That girl needs a Nobel Prize.
This picture aside, as it’s hard to tell what’s going on exactly…The only point I have to make here is that no one commenting here knows him. Nor has he given the public any real reason to dislike him (i.e. tom-cruise-oprah-couch). So he’s not an Oscar quality actor and happens to be the object of many 13 year old’s affection. So what? In my mind, that doesn’t make him worth pushing in front of a bus or saying that all intelligent women will avoid him.
I totally agreed
Good point…
I would LUV to know what happeend right before the camera caught this moment.
She was walking down the road and saw Robert Pattinson. What else needs to have happened?
…wow. I agree with whoever it was who said that “the haters are becoming just as annoying as the fangirls.” Seriously? Putting that much effort into hating a lame, fictional romance movie is downright pathetic. Why not put some energy into protesting and petitioning against things that actually matter, and will truly have an impact on the lives of millions (beyond mere annoyance, I mean)?
At anyrate, the movie was okay. The books…were…um…well, poorly written. But if you can ignore that they’re okay too if all you’re looking for is an easy escape for a little while. They deserve neither squeeing fangirls nor rabid haters. *shakes head* Although, I will say I agree that Edward is a pedophile. He only looks 17 because he cannot age, and he only acts 17 because that’s what he’s used to doing to fit in. His memories, behaviors, experiences (vampirism not withstanding) and mentality are what a 100-year-old man’s would be if said man had a perfectly clear, intact mind.
I find this photo and caption hilarious. Too bad it is set up. It’s from the movie he was filming in NY.
wah ? are you serious ? the LOL is not in the photo , it’s in the grammar of the caption !
Oh my god! When will people finally learn that this picture IS NOT FROM ANY MOVIE?????????
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They won’t “learn” that b/c it is from a movie. It hasn’t been released yet or anything, but that’s them filming.
Shut up! It’s not from a movie!And if it is, then prove it!
I’m…..I’m in love with this girl.
“Right, you’re in love with her. Have you ever actually met her?”
hmmm.. you would think if he hated the role so much, then he would just quit. but hes so pathetic that hes doing it for the money -_-
You guys are too funny.
I’m adding to the nonsense by commenting, i get that, but…
He’s a beautiful boy.
I am old enough to be his mom.
Psych eval, please!
Healthy human female, who might consider a toy boy if she could get the right boy.
Cougar waiting to pounce?
Dear god, that boy is so admired that my friends daughter is actually ignoring her dad because he has no idea who he is =P
but I really like what that girl is doing, it’s really funny and I think Rob is amused by it
I laughed at it too. Rob is amused by what is shaking in those jeans.
Wow. I just read this ENTIRE comment thread. I think my brain is dead. I’m saddened by a few things:
a) People think teenagers aren’t capable of correct grammar.
b) People are willing to yell at other people about Twilight.
c) That I was willing to sit in front of my computer and read all 215 comments on this LOL.
I’m not going to say anything else other than, I read the books, I saw the movie, and yes, the writing is bad and the acting isn’t exactly great. I’m not “Anti-Twilight” or “Crazy Scraming Fangirl Who Wants To Have Sparkly Vampire Children With Edward.” I am just…me.
It was going great until you expressed your individuality.
Technically, it’s not yelling….there’s not really any vocal activity involved with this.
My comment was to prove teeangers could post a grammarically correct comment, and I typed scraming instead of screaming.
*facepalm*
LOL don’t worry. Teenagers are perfectly capable of good grammar and spelling, and you’d be shocked at some of the things grown adults do with both. The handwriting is usually atrocious too. And if you were to ask anyone over the age of 25 to work out the area of an isosceles triangle, unless they were a maths teacher, adults would have to quickly look up what an isosceles triangle even is. Or what an adverb is. Kids at school at least know that sort of thing
“A maths teacher” lol I’m sorry Claire, not being a grammar nazi or anything, I just found that hysterical given what you were saying. But I agree with you. I substitute teach and I find that many teens are perfectly capable of correct spelling and grammar and that they do know the things you are saying. I agree with you 100%, I just found “maths” to be humorous. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep . . . been up far too late this reading. (And no, not Twilight! lol)
Hey! I’m fourteen and i uzez good grammerz!
No, seriously. I do. I hate when people don’t. I dunno why, it just bothers me.
LOL well where I come from we call it Maths. I know Americans say Math, but in Scotland we say Maths. So your correction only applies on your side of the pond, not on my own.
Oh, sorry Claire. For some reason I thought you were in Canada! LOL Don’t know why, thought I saw that somewhere else. And it’s mathematicS, so why not mathS?
lol, canada. i thought u were from london.
Touche on that last bit…
Lol, touche means “two spoons” in Norwegian. Of course, I’m using the French term, and I’m not from Norway or anything, I just vaguely know the language.
I thought they meant the fact the point was grammar, and you were talking about maths.
The point was that I was discussing grammar and it seemed as though I had made a grammar mistake of my own. I hadn’t. Math in the Americas, Maths in Britain.
And I only brought up the subject because most people assume teenagers know very little and yet most adults can barely remember what they learnt in school, algebra etc. So I don’t underestimate teenagers, they just irritate me a great deal. I sometimes wish that 12 to 16 year olds could be hooked up Matrix style to a computer that taught them things 24/7 so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. It would teach some manners as well.
I’m 15 myself.
And I wasn’t provoking any defensives, I was merely stating that I thought that wasn’t the point of the post.
I say maths, and I’m American.
Though, that may have something to do with how weird I am.
Wait, what’s up with your username? Annie Crimefighter’s Subconscious has 50 points? Is it like, from some videogame or something?
PointsGiver gave them to me for an obscure “That’s What She Said”. I’m saving up for a new Snuggie.
Ah. Still don’t really get it. Snuggies are wierd.
Grammar Police, unite!!!
funny pic from my playlist account
This is a scene from the movie, “Remember Me.” It’s not real. She got paid to flip the bird at Robert Pattinson.
Well this is not to say the caption isn’t a well thought of one, but I’m getting almost as annoyed at the Twilight-haters as I am the Twilight-obsessors. Personally, I love the series. I mean, the storyline in my opinion is really unique and I love a good romance. But, back to my point, it’s just annoying that people get so worked up over this. I mean if you don’t like it, don’t think about it and if you do please remember the characters are FICTION. I hate even admitting I love Twilight because then people think all sorts of things about me which don’t reflect me or (hopefully) most Twilight lovers.
Sorry, I’ve been wanting to get that off my chest for some time.
Christina, that is very true. If I even say I “kinda like” Twilight, I can see peoples’ opinion of me changing. It’s so frustrating!
It’s the same for me, just probably the opposite effect.
@ christina: 100% agree with annoyance
Is it possible she’s not even flipping him off at all, and he found it amusing that she was flipping off anyone in general? Not saying that’s what happened; just checking out all options.
And yes. Bad grammar. Bad. No biscuit.
ahem. Nice job making a sentence.
I always thought intelligent people knew how to make their point through words, not immature actions..
Just an idea.
Hmm, previous comment didn’t post, oh well.
He’s trying to get over Twilight. Look at him, thats what he’s doing right now, and he did say he hated Twilight. Can we as a website move on? Also I vow to do this in every twilight lol: I shall demand lols for vampire books and movies that DESERVE all the attention. Let The Right One In is getting its remake next year, people!
He may have hated it…but he still took the money to act in it and become whatever the “Saga” has spawned. It would have been someone else if not him…but he still participated in the act of perpetuating it.
QUICK! someone give that woman a fucking medal
Ooooh! I rather enjoyed the movie Let the Right One In. It was good indeed. But also, I’m a sucker for Twilight. I dont think that people should get so worked up over it, though. Lots of people (who pretend to be so darn rebellious but are the same people with Asian symbol tats and feathered “I don’t care” hair who like pretending to be so edgy, like no one else is doing the same thing as them) only dislike it because so many people like it. Seriously, can you peeps just take it easy. I dont go on about Twilight for hours (by my, “lets write an essay about everything” standards) but I really do like it, and heck, I’ve got a 3.88 GPA in AP. I’m not stupid. Get over it.
It doesn’t make you dumb, just means you have poor taste or you’re just suckered into a really poorly written misogynistic series. It has nothing to do with trying to be edgy, its just really alarming that this kind of thing is popular in this day and age.
Spongebob is popular and I don’t see anyone slamming it in at least one lol per page.
But he’s not as popular as Twilight, because mostly preteens are reading it and that has a big impact on whether it’s “cool” or not. Mostly little kids watch Spongebob therefore making it portrayed as a little kids’ show.
Does it make it better that I don’t like Spongebob because (for whatever reason) inspires a sense of fear in me and replaced Invader Zim?
in the smart one the force lay
DEFINITE ARTICLE FAIL.
I’LL SAY IT TOO
not likeing a sappy vampire romance doesnt mean your stupid though i, personally, thnk it IS stupid.
i think he just looks amused cuz hes probibly used to girls freaking out everytime they see him…or hanging around him like those other girls behind them.
i,m new to this
Wow, people are such pretentious jerk-offs. Let others like what they like, it doesn’t threaten your interests in any way now does it?
Seriously, how in hell does reading Stephen King count as expanding one’s knowledge of literature?! And why shouldn’t I enjoy reading a fluff book like Twilight? I read all four and a half books in about a week. I’m an English Literature graduate student and read them in between reading criticism of works by James Joyce and poetry by Christina Rossetti. Does enjoying Twilight in between mean I am automatically an imbecile? Or that I have poor taste? Aren’t moods allowed to dictate what a person feels like pursuing, be it intensely intellectual or simple and cheesy?
Jane Austen is considered a literary great now but at her time, her writing was considered trivial female fluff like Twilight (NOT that Twilight is a classic, but see how silly arguing something like that can be?).
I for one will never tell a person NOT to read.
NOW THIS is something some intelligent spokesPERSON would do/say.
Oh look, new spokesperson.
I read the books and watched the movie. They were fluffy, plain and simple. Many people are saying they loved the romance aspect, but that was my least favorite part. Alright, they don’t have a lot going for them, that’s time of my life I’m never getting back, but hey, now I know how to argue reasonably with people in my school who try to convince me that Twilight is the best thing to exist EVAR. If you just read a book because you wanted to, hey, good for you. You shouldn’t be slammed for that. I read every comment on here so far, and it seems to be getting less and less about the series or the lol and more personal, which is pretty crappy to me. Just sit back and enjoy the lol, peeps. Don’t try to pass it off as a great series about true love and something special, but don’t go after people who do, either. Defend peoples’ right to think differently from you, even if you think they’re wrong.
Oh, and because it was mentioned earlier, jeezy creezy, Spongebob? Seriously? What’s with that?!
This made my day. XD
The only thing that bugs me is the grammar error, otherwise I’m happy with this one
k. how about any adult who wants to claim Meyer is a bad storyteller read her book for ADULTS before they judge her on her fluffy-nascent-just-getting-kids-to-read series. hmm?
Alternatively, how about you try reading some Roald Dahl, JK Rowling, Philip Pullman, Lemmony Snickett, Terry Pratchett, Diana Wynn Jones… books for teens before you lecture us about how someone who can’t write for kids is a good kids’ author because she can write for adults?
Concurred, and also, she meant Twilight to be for adults. Blows your mind, doesn’t it?
Actually, Roald Dahl and Lemmony Snickett are more targeted toward preteens…. but all are still very nice authors.
Ever read “Lamb to the Slaughter” by Roald Dahl? Or others in his Ominibus? Creepy as all hell…
Anything with the word “slaughter” in the name probably is creepy as hell.
Although you can’t spell “slaughter” with out “laughter”!
this is so dumb.
people are so obsessed with either hating Rob Pattenson or loving him. cant we all just agree that its a teen FAD and that just like all other fads, it will go away eventualy and we can all move on from arguing about something so insignificant.
*sigh*
(Adds Tally)
I sort of like Twilight. The writing’s….I don’t know, I’ll say dense. You know, kind of thin… papery… anyway. But the writing being dense, I’m not going to like the book as much as I would if the writing was “thicker”, if you know what I mean. It’s a good story, just badly told. But that’s me. I think it’s a halfway decent book that’s only halfway decent because of the writing. The end.
Does anyone know who the actress is? After a scan of the cast on IMDB, the closest I can guess is Emily Wickersham, but she doesn’t seem quite right either…
GAH! I looked on IMDb too, lokked through pictures and 14/16 pics were of RPattz.
For the every? For the win!
I hate Robert Pattinson. PERIOD! I mean look at him, he looks like crack that got to a homeless person!
Well, yeah, but David Archuleta isn’t all that much better from my standpoint. I don’t like him
Monchichi.
Wha???
Classic. Especially since every girl under the age of 20 seems to be in love with him. Hopefully she gave him a little perspective.
I love Twilight, and I’m a fan of Robert Pattinson, but this is pretty funny. lol.
Yay! Someone who reads Twilight yet hates Robert Pattinson!
Sorry, didn’t read the whole comment before commenting lol
oops, i meant to put im not a fan of him. oops. :L
Wow so this picture is obviously fail, but who in the world finds that man attractive (Other then Twilight fan girls) He looks like if the Thing (form a 1950 horror film not Fantastic 4) and the wolfman got together and had a spawn then that spawn grew up to be a pedophile. Btw Twilight may have been a good book to some of you out there but people are allowed to express their views on the book. I also think they could have gotten a better actor to play the Fairy sparkle in the sunlight vampire, and also a better co-actor to be in the move with Kristen Stewart. Maybe he would play better as a horror actor god knows he has the looks for it.
Kristen Stewart was perfect for Bella; they’re both bland and void of personality.
No. Just no. Some Mary Sue isn’t going to speak for me. Because if I saw saw him, I’d jam a pen in his eye.
I LOVE that chick! she is my frikken idol!
holy shiz that girl looks like my cousin christina!
thats totally something she would do too.
How about people start judging Robert Pattinson by getting to know the real bit’s of him on the internet,than thinking he’s the same douchebag that Edward Cullen is? I’m a Twilight fan,I love the books and people like to think that Twilight is shit because the film itself is a goddamn CRIME.
So how about people stop getting into fangirl not fangirl,douche not douche debates and how about you just look at the funny picture and say ‘ Lmao. ‘ simple am I right? jeeez.
he needs to shave and he smokes
and y;no, i donlt see why people have to analyze everything and have a go at everycomment.
jeez, why can’t we just say
ooh its funny.
jeesh.
ooh its funny?
Love the pic and caption, whether it’s from a movie or not. It’s got a good lol out of me. :]
Jeezus, I just read through the entire thread and I swear if everyone was standing in the same room, it’d be WW3. For the most part, it’s really black and white here. Why can’t ya be in the middle?
I’ve read the books, seen the movie, all that jazz, and honestly Rob doesn’t seem like a bad guy, just his character. I liked the books but the movie kind of killed it by spending 5 minutes of on screen just switching between Ed’s and Bell’s faces. Isn’t that annoying? Actually, I dislike both of those characters…everyone else is pretty cool, a little more human-ish and dynamic…except for Jasper, that is. They rape his character in the movie.
Like previous commenters have stated, not everyone who’s a lover is gonna be completely retarded, and not everyone who hates it has no life/is a heartless bastard/etc. Not all lovers are screaming preteens with bad grammar, not all haters are nonconformists who feel the need to conform to noncomformity and so on. Cmon, peeps, cool the blood. :]]
Woops! My grammar nazi kicked in and I noticed my mistake in the second sentence :O
Well, I’d have to say that I’m a very, very, very dark gray.
Ok, I used to side with the twighlight fans because they’re just enjoying a movie and its no harm done right?……
I saw youtube videos showing stuff where the cast went up at a convention and the fans’ cheers…..my god….were so deafening, you couldn’t hear anything, i mean not one thing the actors were saying, not one.
These quotes are now how I see twighlight fans:
ZOMG HAVE MY BABIES EDWARDS
SQUEEEEE EDWARD APPLE PIE
HES TOO GOOD FOR YOU, PASTY BITCH
sorry fans
Yeah, I saw one too, and RPattz couldn’t get anything said because of the screaming.
Not that he’d have anything important to say anyway.
He just got pwned!