You don’t mess with
You don’t mess with Sean Connery
(Micheline and Sean Connery)
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i have a riddle for you a quandry if you will
what is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
duck?
A mallard with a cold has a lot of snot in his beak.
No, I got’s ta know!
Was it five shots or was it six?
Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you? *click*
*What* is he trying to do to her?
Sean Connery will choke a b!+&h
slap her too.
Am I the only one who finds this both disturbing and unsurprising?
No.
Oops. ROFL ate my post.
One’s a sick duck. I don’t remember the rest but your mother’s a wh0re.
And now I have a nesting fail. I’m on a ROLL.
Kaiser or whole wheat?
do you kiss your mother with that mouth
Tell your mom I said hey.
Your momma don’t mind.
Joke win.
“One’s a sick duck, the other a di** suck.”
How did you know? Mom, get out of Eric’s flat! What did I tell you about that?
Pft I may not mess with him but despite being Scottish myself I cant stand arrogant political meddling tax exiles who say they cant come back to Scotland until its independent like they are some sort of political martyr.
Stay in America Mr Connery. No ones fooled. You cant call yourself Scottish unless you are rained on 360 days out of 365 a year and pay taxes towards your government. I’d like to see you foot the bill for independence and all the recession that will come after.
Wait! You’re old! You’ll be dead soon.
Shame… wait, not really.
Hm…I’m rained on 360 days out of 365 and pay too many taxes to my government… does that mean I’m Scottish? Well, I am, but only Scottish descended.
No, it just makes you unfortunate
I get rained on that much, but that’s because I’m in the North West of England. Of German descent (despite my Scottish surname).
I’m an American of British and German and Swedish descent. I guess that makes me a Heinz 57! I’m a mutt.
I’m a Scot of Polish, Irish, Scottish and Russian descent. I’m expecting to be invaded any second now
Well, if you get invaded, I want to get invaded too! We’ll all get invaded. It’ll be anarchy! I just hope they use protection.
I’ve already been invaded by an Englishman. Thankfully he wore his chain mail and suit of armour. I’m wondering when the Germans will show up now
I’m part English, Part South African, Part Australian and Part Canadian, what the hell does that make me??? (Other than bloody confused at the best of times
)
heh! Does it really rain that much in Scotland?
It certainly feels that way sometimes
A Scotswoman said to me “wow, I thought Scotland was bad where rain is concerned, and then I moved here …”
We’re officially the rainiest part of Britain. No fun.
Try living in Texas. It rains for about five minutes in the summer, just enough to piss a person off…..then it turns really hot and muggy.
Amen to that. But I live in Houston… Which means it’s hot and humid no matter if it rains or not. We might just be the second leading producer of swamp ass in the United States.
I live in Texas, now, and have for most of my life, but for seven years in the middle, I lived in New Orleans. Frankly, none of us have any room to complain, unless we live in N.O. Rained nearly every single day, usually torrential downpour type rain, 99.99% humidity even on the rare rain-free day, and _still_ got up to triple digit heat in the summer.
Here in Dallas, people bitch and whine if it gets up to 50% humidity, the wusses. 110F here isn’t nearly as evil feeling as 90F in New Orleans, and at least _sometimes_ we have nice weather. For months at a time, on occasion. New Orleans had two beautiful weeks every year: one at the end of Fall, where it was cool and somewhat dry, and the few leaves that turned color had done so, and once at the beginning of Spring, when it was cool and clean feeling, and the magnolia trees were in bloom so it even smelled good for a change. The rest of the year was either hot, wet, and hellish, or (very briefly) cold, wet, and hellish. I wouldn’t say it was the worst weather on Earth, but it’s pretty rotten for anyplace people actually live.
Right now, it does
.
The sun has come out for a little while here but its still really windy. It’s not really showed itself this summer has it?
You don’t have to be Scottish to pay outrageous taxes to your government. Someone has to pay for the unneeded road construction!
Sign me……..a taxed American
It’s more the rampant hypocracy of the man that I despise. He lives in America because he doesnt want to pay higher taxes. Well, didums. If you’re rich so what? If poor people can still afford to pay their taxes then so can he. If he can buy a mansion and a fancy car then tough! Some people dont have big houses and fancy cars and they still pay! Then he releases books written by himself and some other man called “Being a Scot” while he’s sunning himself in the states. I dont remember the job description for being Scottish as a cowardly tax exile.
How about a deal? You guys can keep Sean Connery and can we have Hugh Laurie back? And Ewan McGregor. That’d be awesome thanks
No, we were actually thinking of sending Sean back. What a has-been!
And as for me, I love Hugh and Ewen, most of us Yank ladies would do them in a heartbeat! So there. So sorry.
You can take Posh and Becks back, we’d appreciate that. Wastes of skin, both.
No thank you. If there’s anyone you want to send to the moon and keep them there? Its Posh and Becks. Oh and Jordan. Please do us this favour!
You got it, sweetcheeks! I’ll try to make sure they’re on the next space shuttle that blows up. Hopefully it will be far enough out of the Earth’s atmosphere that we don’t have to deal with their dismembered body parts in our garden. Blecchhh.
Yeah… I dont want to image any part of Jordan’s anatomy in my garden, especially not those two parts.
You know we will all be dead and rotted in a hundred years, but her silicone will probably blow up against a fence and remain for centuries. What a sight for any alien lifeforms to behold! They’ll think that humans were a bunch of plastic gob-filled bags and abandon ship!
He live in the Bahamas, actually.
LOL that doesnt make it any better
Probably does for him!! Better weather for one thing. However he still can’t get a pair of dentures that fit him. Can’t imagine him doing Bond now though – “Missh Moneypenny” or “Pusshy Galore! I musht be dreaming”
He did always say “Mish Moneypenny”. He has a mild speech impediment.
Heeeheeeheeheeee!
I bet he’s reading this right now, and I bet he’s furious at your post.
If he’s furious I dont really care. He might learn to shut his big fat gob in future.
“Oh yesh, I cant come back to Schotland until its independent,” said he, being fanned by some carribean woman in a thong, “What? Tax money? What’s tax? I’ve never paid any of that.”
rape :d
Not very funny.
stick in the mud -_-
Squeeze!!! Squeeeeeze!!!
what the HELL is he doing to her?!
Who the feck is she anyway….and why does he seem to hate her so much?
She’s his wife. Here’s a better pic: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/10/article-1043417-0013D2EA00000258-165_468×295.jpg
Izzit just me, or does she look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RxTGdi2KqeI/AAAAAAAAKOw/lXXOIIesb70/Jocelyn+Wildenstein%5B2%5D.jpg
She totally does.
eww she does.
I thought he’d be married to someone attractive.
Maybe he just had to tell her one too many times to shut up, and she kept talking. Some mornings I’d like to to that to my husband.
You can do that to my Ex. I’ll never tell. I’ll even help you hide the body.
Why does he look so calm? Reminding himself of those golden James Bond days is he?
he is legendary actor, especially with his acting at james bond.
Actually he’s a legendary Tax Exile who claims to stand up for Scottish Independance (Yep!! About several thousand miles away in the Bahamas who only spends enough time over here not to be taxed by the Government) and writes books about how he is proud to be a Scot (whilst he’s sunning himself in the Bahamas)
Exactly, he’s a git
“The Beautiful (Sean Connery)” and “the beast (Michelle)”
you will rue the day!