Miley Cyrus practices
Miley Cyrus practices for her new career after Disney
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Nice.
But hey, it’s more of a career then most of the other kids that are finally dumped by disney after they stop looking like a highschooler at least.
The girl on the right looks like she’s enjoying it a bit too much.
Pfft miley, that’s old news, south park did it, so lame
Did she really do a pole dance at the TCA’s??
Yup. Unfortunately.
And her father gave her a standing ovation.
creeeeepy
“That’s ma gurl! She’s sixteen. Ain’t she sumthin’?”
Great impersonation. Really. Utterly fantastic. And believe me it wasn’t just her dad that was creepy, it was the actual dance. No, actually that was just scary. As in terrible.
yeah and her dad is ok with it
Yes… and on the back of her shirt there it was…… cllear as day…. the BRA
No, she didn’t. There was a lot of hype about it, but you can see the performance on Youtube. If you* (*=and I’m using the word “you” as a general term) still think she “pole danced”, then you* are incredibly naive. I hate having to jump to the defense of the girl, but what she did was NOT pole dancing.
Seriously, anyone who thinks it was has no idea what POLE DANCING actually is…
She’s a 21 year old trapped in a 16 year old body.
21, trapped in a 16 year old boy’s body, singing ability of a frightened chihuahua, and mentallity of none.
But guess who Disney still thinks is fun and pretty?
Guess who agrees with Disney?
uhhh…nobody?
Oh, I’m terribly sorry, the answer is pre-teens.
Im sure Disney are the ones making her do this, anyone remember the subliminal messages in the old animated movies? Now the sexual messages can be blatant
Subliminal messages? 0.o
yeh they put sex writting into a few of the shots, and pornographic pictures … dont try looking for them in the dvds though, they have been taken out
Good ol’ VHS with the “happy bishop” and eerily phallic shaped castle tower.
Check snopes’ disney section to look up these. Some aren’t what people think they are… some are genuine animator pranks. None are any sexual agenda on Disney’s part.
Miley? Draw your own conclusions.
You are correct sir for busting their perverted Disney myths. The sightings of “SEX” are infact “SFX” as a running gag among the Sound Effects (FX) crew and if you configure what the Little Mermaid’s priest’s body should look like under his outfit, you’ll find that it makes much more sense that his buckling knees are bent under the fabric and nothing is perking up. As for the tower, that is strictly subjective to those with dirty minds.
what about the naked lady in the rescuers one scene? there’s no way to go about that one..
I’ve never seen Rescuers. (btw, the first or second? I think I saw the one with the big eagle) Can you prove it with a screen cap and that it’s not someone in peach coloured clothing? Or explain the offense factor in it. For instance; if it was shown in a painting at a rear view like a Greek art piece, but partially blocked by the shoulder of a character, I don’t see the problem because it would make it insightful décor for the character who owns the picture and nothing offensive is seen.
I just found the rumor on snopes and so I’m sorry that I can’t delete the extensive reply I made before this one.
While I obviously can’t deny the frames of the topless lady in Rescuers (which must be “subliminal” to anyone who didn’t know about them and were seeking them out) all I have to say is that it either proves to be one instance of marketting strategy to recall an item, making people curious to buy it, or it shows whatever gaul Disney has to admit the controversial frames before many people even knew of them and to put effort into undoing the damage. One option shows that Disney can have strange ways of profitting while the other shows that they make mistakes that other companies could make as well. It comes down to how you view Disney in the first place.
Bahahahaha! Oh those were the good ol’ days… I miss the subliminal messaging. It was much more clever.
If you remember them, they weren’t subliminal messages.
yeah, how much do you want to bet that shes a pornstar/celebrity sex tape bitch by age 20 and a whore by age 24. lets start the betting.
You know almost every singer that started her career on disney end up as a bitch, britney as an example
So did Lindsay and Paris.
The olson twins are drug addicts now.
Dang that song was rubbish anyways.
It’s gonna be a good harvest this year. (Nod to South Park)
THIS would make her more interesting.
Kinda want. Not really sure. I mean, by the time I get to her, the std count would be through the roof.
note how the two girls in front are looking at her face…while the girl behind her is completely eye raping her.
haha, I noticed that, I almost thought to make a whole ‘nother caption with little words under one of them saying something like, “I wanna be just like her when I grow up”
That made me lol.
Yeah, they are thinking: wouldn’t it be great to be a stripper? Looks so fun!
Haha, I came into the comments to say just this!
She DOES have nice legs… gotta give her that.
yes she does, but i want to see whats between those legs (hint hint)
It’d be like doing an xylophone.
I hope her next career move is devicebondage.com …that would be dreamy.
phail
Yes, this is exactly the role model I will want my future kids to have, no doubt about it.
But in the meantime, I’d better keep this picture away from my 7-year-old cousin until she grows out of her Hannah Montana phase.
she is so good with the kids. In her television show, Hannah Montana, she tells kids that it’s OKAY to pretend to be somebody else that’s better than who you really are in order to become more popular, which is exactly what she is doing…..
Thats what these people dont consider. Disney is a commitment. Every little girl from five to at least 13 is watching these lame sitcoms they think are entertaining. So these kids are role models. So when they do something like pole dance at a music award and/or post porno of themselves on myspace and stay popular, these grils want to be like them. Take Zoey 101, staring Jamie Lynn Spears. It was a popular show and all, and Jamie was a good role model. Then she goes out, nails a guy, and gets PREGNANT. They cancelled her show, but do you see what i mean?
role model fail!
oh yeah.
Notice how every girl in this picture looks almost the same.
She’s like 16 right? I DEFINATELY want my future 16 year olds dancing on a pole like white trash.
Certainly a role model FAIL.
Actually, kids need someone like her. If they always look at rich people and people with good taste, clothing, houses, etc., how will they ever feel like even at their lowest that they’re still better than someone?
I lost the game.
Shes a ROLE MODEL that, because shes on disney, is convincing girls that its okay to go out and post porn of yourself on myspace and pole dance for the pleasure of every fangirl EVER.
In the magazine I saw this picture in, Miley Cyrus said it was a “tribute to Britney Spears” whom she looks up to….I mean, haven’t enough people called her the next Britney WITHOUT her having to practically anounce it? It’s obvious, honey…I’m still waiting for you to have your breakdown.
On Twitter, she said “To all the people calling me the next Britney Spears, thank you! That is the best compliment anyone could give me!”
God, that’s like wishing someone to become the next Amy Winehous. Ewwwwww.
At least Brittany had some talent to back the trashy sideshow. Alas, Miley is missing that part of it.
I dunno I wouldn’t mind to have Britneys popularity and money. The rest of her can go away though.
Wow. A new level of stupidity. Not your comment, but her. I don’t get what anyone sees in her. The slutty 16 year-old with no idea how to be a good role model. That I see.
Who’s that singer in the background?
W…T…F
Just what I needed to see, as I’m a recovering porn addict. Thanks Miley, you f84king wh9re.
If youre a recovering porn addict you SHOULD NOT be on RoflRazzi.
The saddest thing about this picture is the looks of admiration those girls are giving her.
*sigh* Boy is THAT ever right.
I still don’t get it…Annie Leibowitz pictures: Shocking, horrific, abusive and “ewwwww….dirty”
This: Okay, and worthy of a standing ovation from Daddy.
*blegh*
Not only did this performance feature a stripper pole. It also included:
-Panties-as-shorts
-A prop mobile home
-A standong ovation from Billy Ray
-Miley Cyrus’s actual voice (I think. If not, her voice editors must suck.)
I think that maybe edited. And I don’t think its the editors fault. its just there is not much you can do with that voice.
she kinda hot…
She was starting to act pretty trashy, but I think Daddy and Disney have forced her to straighten up..for now. Probably will last until November 23, 2010. After which we’ll see more of this.
Scary to see all those teens trying to look like her. Really. Like “Brave New World”-scary.
Aww… that’s cute… You think she’s going to have a career after Disney…
thats so true
Just because she wasn’t pole-dancing it doesn’t mean that it can’t be suggestive (look at another caption). What she’s wearing, and the fact that there’s even a pole THERE and that she’s grabbed onto it is suggestive. The world’s gone mad.
And people think that the accepting of porn and strippers into society means that we are less ‘prude’. What it actually does is allows men to have exactly what they want, and tells young girls what they are supposed to be. This is a perfect example, as is the pussycat dolls (when I grow up). I read somewhere that a P.E. teacher wanted to teach GIRLS to pole-dance. And women that pole dance for fun seem to distance it from stripping.
THEY’RE THE SAME THING!!!
Ever heard of Flirty Girl fitness training?
Some women find their sexuality powerful and empowering. I personally have no problem with prostitutes and strippers that went into it willingly. If sexuality is not empowering to you then fine. Why do the rest of us have to hide what makes us feel good because you think it’s all horrible?
Anyway have any of you guys watched the actual video? For the most part the pole is there so she does not fall over and she is just holding on to it while singing. As for the outfits. Have you seen the way girls that age dress? It’s nothing too different than they would wear on a hot day. I wore itty bitty shorts when i was a teenager too!
Defending her is not such a good idea. I don’t see why you would want someone in the public eye to be pole dancing on national television. She is someone that 7 year olds emulate and idolize. That is not someone that I would want my child to follow.
I am 24 and am allowed to be expoloring that part of myself. If I want to take pole dancing classes, fine and dandy. But she is 16. 16. 16.16. Her attire is entirely inappropriate for her age bracket and her dancing is way too suggestive.
The reason girls at 16 (hell even 12 year olds) dress that way is because of stars like her. She is also the reason for eating disorders and low self esteem. Not saying that all girls should weigh 200 pounds and like it, but she gives them a skewed image of how girls that age should look and dress because not all of them can (or should) be a size zero with a pushup bra and daisy dukes.
And just because you dressed like that at 16 does not make it appropriate honey…that says more about your upbringing than anything else.
Bravo!
Oh and BTW, I’m a guy, and yes I agree with that!
me 2. I am now almost out of middle school…
when i was 12 in 2006,I wasnt allowed 2 dress like that.
she is such a skank!!
Yeah, I have seen how girls my age dress. Only trampy girls dress in shorts like that. It’s disgusting and inappropriate!
It is NOT okay to be wearing shorts that barely cover your ass cheeks. Whores, sluts, tramps.
Also, another thing I hate is people saying, “Oh! All girls dress like this!”
No! No no no no no!
Girls with self-respect do NOT dress like that.
Girls with self-esteem do NOT dress like that.
Girls who don’t want to be sitting in a trailer park with a baby or two living on child support do NOT dress like that.
I like you
You are my future daughter’s role model.
Here, here!
All the Miley clones in the background are kind of creepy…
What a great role model for little girls, tweens, teens, prepubescents, adolescents and anyone Ive missed who are aspiring to be strippers!
Rock Of Love contestants. You forgot them. Although, most of them already are.
I don’t know. Some of them are probably dreaming of being reality stars on The Hills.
Pah. “Reality” stas.
Sorry, forgot the quotation marks. My bad.
Queen of Douche has finally found something that fits her.
Am I the only one who noticed the one girl looking at her rear?
why do the girls in the bg look VERY interested?
Ain’t that America?
Teenage tarts.
Ain’t that America?
Screwing old farts.
Ain’t that America?
Little pink floozies for you an’ me.
-apologies to J. Mellancamp
oh my god she’s sixteen years old!
this is illegal!!
Not in Rhode Island it isn’t.
She did not pole dance. She put her arm on a pole for like thirty seconds. This whole topic is ridiculous.
She slid down the pole. As far as I’m concerned, that’s pole dancing.
And none of that, “Oh she just fell” bullshit.
Male here – I’d agree, you jump up a pole and slide back down holding it, you’re pole dancing. Similarly if you hold the pole one-handed and and do a bump and grind.
Which she did.
Remember, girls, it’s *cool* to be sexploited by people with more money, years, and clothes on than you.
*barf*
Is it just me or has gender politics taken a step back lately?
I’d have to say I agree with you.
hot show from miley cyrus.
So they are implying that Miley is on the road to becoming a pole dancer. That would be funny because right now she’s supposed to be a positive role model for young girls! So funny.
Positive role model my ass!
shes mine back off hoes!!!!
sexy can i bang that!!!!
O.o
dude.. seriously,,,, take a gander at someone else,..
be like banging a revolving door…
SEE I TOLD YOU ALL SHE WAS A HOOKER!
God, this makes me so angry! D:<
Personally, I think we should just get rid of Disney altogether. They've fallen out of the innocent cartoon stage and let trampy girls in with no talent and horrible acting in shows that are almost all alike. Wizards of whatever-place is just a rip off of Sabrina the teenage which, minus a cat.
Nickolodeon seems like a lost cause as well.
***witch
Well, did you know that Disney gets most of their profits from porn? So it’s no surprise when things like this happen.
How do you know that’s true?
That’s what I’d like to know. O.O I have to say II agree with Shelby. Cartoon Network is pretty bad too. I know partly nostalgia is to blame but it seems like every time I start to watch a cartoon from the past few years everyone is either screaming or talking nonsense. :/
Well while Nickolodean might be a lost cause, I think Nick @ Nite is actually bette rthan Nickolodean. Most of the skimpy outfits and sexual innuendo come from The Nanny, but it’s atleast done a little bit more tastefully and subtly, unless you actually KNOW what they’re talking about.
lol, lets get crazayyy! (one of her songs.) i guess she is.
anyone notice that all of her fans look identical?
Thats not really fair. She’s young and if you act like a young person’s destined for trouble, then its gonna happen. not cool.
And if you act like it hasn’t already happened, then you need to take another look at what she’s doing. Not cool.
Eeeeeeeewwww
o_o …
I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!!1! *Runs to Engrishfunny.com to find some*
16 year old girl dreaming of a life groping for spare change on the Vegas Strip. (oooh, PUN!!)
Her whole act. Bad quality. Shame on you, uploader!
I heart Miley.For the simple reason that she is a bit of a little Hoe xD
She isnt behaving like a disney girl should,and too right =] x
Excuse me?!
… She isn’t behaving like a disney girl? I thought she was…
BTW I have the Brain Bleach! Who wants some?
And I bet you’re just like every other unindividual teenage girl who wears skimpy shorts and abercrombie shirts that all look the same. c:
GENIUS!!!
that was just the first word that pop’d in my head when i saw that caption.
GENIUS!!!
OH LOLOLOLOLOOOOOLOLLLO I seroiusly cracked up when i saw it! heheheh. well i guess its pole dancer or crack head! cough (lindsey lohan)
*sigh* Looks like Disney got another one…
But what I’m REALLY upset about is that her dad isn’t taking charge of his daughter’s life. She obviously looks up to him…notice that most trashy girls these days just have really crappy parents. Lindsay Lohan, for example…her mom’s a partier hoping to share in her daughter’s fame.
This is stuff that you used to only see in strip clubs, then it moved into the Rap and Hip-Hop videos/culture and has slowly (quickly?) worked it’s way to our children. The sexualization of women is bad enough, but to do it to kids causes more problems than we care to think about until it’s too late. But hey, it’s Disney and Disney makes most of its money from porn anyway.
Well at least she got the body for it, it good to start off young with that. Im sure her dad will be a big supporter. And she obviously doing good promoting herself…no worries for a marketer.
She was pitchy or flat through the entire song, then did a slutty move on a pole (cant call it a dance). people cheered along with her extremely talented dad as if she actually gave a good performance. Makes me wonder.
lol hot
The part I find the scariest is that all the girls behind her look about the same.
Her voice…is killing me…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I HATE HER!!!
miley cyrus used to be an innocent flower… till she pole danced and officialy became an idiot
She has no career after Disney! xD
how are parents letting their young children listen to a girl who’s dancing on a pole in a skirt that short and tight????
LOOK! Miley Cyrus look-alikes! It’s like a clone army! Every head for the hills! O.O