Money can’t buy him love
Money can’t buy him love but it can buy insanity by the Pound
(Heather Mills and Paul McCartney)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Carpdeus via Our LOL Builder
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First. Bah. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Make me a shrubbery !
Do you realize, that people have these things called eyes, and brains, and can quite easily tell you were the first poster, by just looking, and seeing that it was the first comment, in the comment list? Why not, post something related to the actual LOL, instead of wasting comment space, pointing out something that is indeed very obvious.
This, and nobody cares if you are 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 1337th, 9001st, or last. Why don’t you go tell your interviewer for your next job, that he should hire you because you managed to post first on a pointless image, on the internet, and just how special it makes you feel.
Oh Good!! In that case I’m 67.1667th. Do I get a prize??
If you guys supposedly don’t care, why don’t all of you kids gets lives and stop complaining at the first thing? Such trolls.
Why, did you use, so many, commas in, that, comment?
Money can’t buy being second either !
I’m not sure which is funnier to me… the first “yea me” comment, or the 110 words people felt compelled to write to express their great anguish over the first comment… Thank you to everyone for making my day. I needed a good laugh.. lol
the 110 words people felt compelled to write to express their great anguish over the first comment
Or possibly the fact that someone felt impelled to actually count the words in the replies to the idiot who had nothing to say but said something anyway?
or the fact that you counted yourself to verify…
A few years too late.
Mcartney looks like an old woman!
and she looks like a freakin’ android….
She IS an android, complete with gold digging attachment!
I agree; I have never liked the beatles, and sincerely believe that the “huge influence” that they supposedly had/have r/t music is extremely over-rated. Sorry, haters have fun! And even though she is as mad as a hatter, I think that it’s pretty funny that she got the better of him-what an idiot; marrying quickly with no pre-nup (one on a napkin does not count) and less than six months (?) after his “soul mate” passed away. What a tool; an arrogant tool at that.
Actually, they got married four years after Linda McCartney passed away. I do agree with you about the Beatles. They were fun, they had some talent, but the idolization of them (of anyone, really) is retarded and quite sad.
I’m a huge Beatles fan, but even I agree their influence is overrated. It’s just music, loads of other people did it too and had just as much influence, but people go on about how they changed the world. They wrote some songs, people need to calm down about it.
you guys suck. the beatles are awesome!!! and paul is the best!!!
As far as I’ve found, pre-nups are unenforceable in the UK, you might as well write it on a napkin. With his money, I would be pretty wary of marriage because of this, even only being married a few years would in itself mean a divorce settlement that takes money made before the marriage because of the way UK law is set, on a doctrine of having been acclimated to the lifestyle.
But this photo sure makes her look batshit crazy. Once the divorce is final, she should hop over the pond and marry Glen Beck or Keith Olbermann, I think she’d feel right at home with either one.
He’s the greatest rock star of all time. I’d be an arrogant tool if I was that great too. You seem to be a pretty arrogant tool for someone who isn’t a great rock star. What’s your excuse?
Actually, d has a point, Paul is now out several tens of millions of dollars for marrying the wrong broad. I bet you’d be kicking yourself if that happened to you too.
Apart from Elvis, Eric Clapton, John Lennon, Carlos Santana, Jimmi Hendrix, Rupert Ramone…
greatest rockstar of all time???
lol
lol
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greatest doofus of all time maybe.
who would have though HE’d be the only one withput a leg to stand on when this debacle crashed and burned.
All his adult life he’s been screwed up cos he thinks every one who says hi to him in the street is after his money then he marries the MOST transparent 3 time winner of a gold digging trollop.
and til all goes tits up.
Now he has to live the rest of his ife knowing everyone he sees is thinking ‘told you so… you sad git’
luser… bigtime
and LENNON & Harrison were the rockstars who changed a lot of what came after, paul and ringo were just along for the ride.
OMIGOD. paul is the greatest!!!
Marry me and have my babies d! We can figure out that whole…uterus…thing later. (assuming you’re male)
i love paul, but he looks like my grandma…
lol poor Paulie. That woman is such a freakin BITCH!!!
Money couldn’t buy him love, but it did rent it for a few years!
with money you can buy almost love in the world.
Always nice to read real “connaisseurs” view on a stupid subject….just plain retarded.
That is so embarassing – poor Paul – what was he thinking in the first place? Incidentally, the Beatles were so popular because of sheer talent and – at that time – they were the only group that sounded like grown men.
Say what you will about the Beatles or anyone else, but their impact on people of a certain age- and beyond-has resulted in thousands of people learning the joy of playing a musical instrument as well as listening to music of all styles. They opened a lot of ears to everything from polkas to swing to classics. Personally, I shall always revere Ringo for sparking my latent sense of rhythm in 1964, prompting me to play drums for lo, these many moons. If you limit your musical experience to the current “flavor” you’re missing quite a lot.
I thought Heather Mills was McCartney’s death wish. Usually I hate it when grown children interfere with a parent’s love life, but good on the McCartney offspring for pointing out that Ms. Mills was just a wee bit of psychopath. Anyway: any kharmic debt Sir Paul may have had, put it to paid after hanging out with and marrying the Skank of the Century.
i’m learning guitar through the beatles, like my dad and his friend and probably his friends too have… they really are the greatest band of all time. (and pauls the best! lookin pretty good for a 64 year old, too)