Alright!
Alright! I’ll switch to Geico!
(William Shatner)
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Is that this Gorn dude?
Oh and im not gonna FIRST around
Silicone is a wonderful material harvested from the breasts of prostitutes and pornographic actresses in order to make computer chips. This explains why so many young men are inexplicably drawn to masturbating in front of their computers for hours at a time. This also makes sense because chipmakers like Intel are a bunch of whoremongers anyway.
Each square inch of titty is roughly equal to 50mhz. Very small chips need to be made from very small titties, which probably excites you if you’re a sick lolicon fùckwad.
If you see a woman with large silicone deposits walking down the street, it’s considered socially acceptable to grab them, taste them for consistency, and then compliment her on all the wonderful computers that she’ll help to assemble. Similarly, if you should come across a woman with little or no silicone deposits, you must question her as to if she has recently had her deposits harvested and if not denounce her as a strumpet and a harlot to all in the vicinity.
To that Me guy, that is the Gorn guy from the episode Arena.
I’ma trekkie…
sEcond !
Rudolf Uhlenhaut (born 15 July 1906 in London, † 8 May 1989 in Stuttgart), was a German engineer and executive for Mercedes-Benz. He had a long association with the Mercedes-Benz racing programme of the ’30s and ’50s, and is best known for his road legal gullwing door Uhlenhaut Coupé version of the 1955 Mercedes-Benz 300SLR race car.
Uhlenhaut was born in London, during his father’s term as head of the London branch of the Deutsche Bank. Later the family moved to Brüssels and Bremen. As an avid skier, he pursued his studies in Munich.
In 1931 he joined Mercedes-Benz, working under Fritz Nallinger on the development of the Mercedes 170V. In 1936 Uhlenhaut assumed leadership of the race car department. Auto Union dominated the 1936 Grand Prix season over the aging Mercedes-Benz W25. As a talented driver in his own right, he was able to spot the deficiencies of the chassis and suspension, however he never raced competitively as he was needed for his engineering skills. The replacement for the Mercedes-Benz W25, the Mercedes-Benz W125, remedied the chassis and suspension shortcomings and was much more powerful. The W125 dominated the 1937 Grand Prix season, and was considered the most powerful Grand Prix car until the turbocharged cars of the early 1980s. In 1938 rule changes necessitated a new car for 1938 Grand Prix season, the Mercedes-Benz W154.
In 1952, Uhlenhaut designed the Mercedes-Benz W194 “300SL” race car based on the Mercedes-Benz W186 limousine. The underpowered car achieved surprising success, winning important sports car races, and inspired the road-going Mercedes-Benz W198 “300SL Gullwing” of 1954.
The Mercedes-Benz W196 won the F1 Championship in 1954 and 1955. Uhlenhaut surpassed even Juan Manuel Fangio’s times in test sessions.
Based on the Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR sports cars racer of 1955, Uhlenhaut created a road legal race car with gull wings. Capable of 290 km/h, this [Uhlenhaut Coupé] was regarded as the world’s fastest car in the 1950s, and it is rumoured that, running late for a meeting, Uhlenhaut exploited the unlimited-speed autobahns to make today’s two-and-a-half-hour journey from Munich to Stuttgart in just over an hour.[1].
Rudolf Uhlenhaut, who never possessed a car of his own, retired in 1972. He needed hearing aids, possibly due to hearing damage caused by his loud cars.
I’m pretty new here, but I’ve noticed something I’m hoping someone can help me out with…
What is up with all the Star Trek references?
Just wondering…
because Star Trek is teh awesome, and poking fun at William Shatner never gets old.
Ya, it’s always fun! Off-topic: Did you hear about Star Trek Online? AWESOME!
it’s been under development forever. It’s traded developers about 3 times now, hopefully it won’t die.
Don’t you know its Trekkies who rule the net? And the net technology? Back in the late 60’s, Star Trek gave the world an inspiration for the future that we’re still striving for. The meek shall inherit the Earth, but the rest of us shall go to the stars!
But where’s the money he could be saving with Geico? I hate those commercials with all my little black heart.
I concur. Vehemently.
I always mute them when they come on. I hate that they co-opted a song from my turbulent teens, and I hate that they’re making me hate googly eyes. No one should hate googly eyes!!
Still hate the cavemen more.
Ugh.
Does any one else hear the ST fight music? Dun de dun dun dun de dun de dun. This has got to be one of the top ten worst fight scenes ever, it is glorious in its horribleness.
Where’s the random Coffee cup?
Coward !
omg i love the gorn so much. definitely in my top five episodes.