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FULL HOUSE
There was a time back in the 80’s when we didn’t question why three men lived in the same house in San Francisco
(John Stamos, Lori Laughlin, Bob Saget, Jodie Sweetin, Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen and Dave Coulier)
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Three men living in the same house?? What is this madness?
Well it ain’t SPARTA!!!
Now it all makes sense! I always wondered why i never got Joey’s jokes!
It’s still not questioned. It’s just understood.
Well-said.
Weren’t they related?
Nope. Joey was Danny’s friend, and Jesse was Danny’s brother-in-law.
Oh wow… I just alwayes thought they were all three brothers. 0o
Whoa, you must have watched this show more than me, because I thought Joey & Jesse were just his childhood friends, non-related.
3,14-th! I WIN!
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Why? Is it because you think that people were so innocent in the 80’s that they thought, “Hey, three guys living together; I know they aren’t gay.” Pul-leeze. Of course, that had to be because there weren’t any gays living in SanFran in the 80’s. That must be it. Where do these people come from and why did this LOL win?
Yeah, seeing as it earned that reputation in the early 1900’s.
Damn your logic, Spock. ^_~
My question: Who cares why they’re living together, other than wingnuts? If you’re not planning to sleep with them, why is it your business?
What if you plan on sleeping with…ALL of them?
Now THAT would be “a very special episode of Full House.”
My dad was fully convinced Danny and Joey were gay together when it was on TV.
Either my dad is smart or this is fail.
And Candace Cameron? Her name isn’t below the picture.
I know, right? No credit for her? What is this?
I always hated that show for the sheer stupidity of the premise. A guy’s wife dies, and he’s so incompetent a parent he has to get BOTH his brother-in-law and his best friend to move in and help him take care of the kids? For him to feel that kind of response to be necessary, either the kids were unholy terrors or his wife literally did EVERYTHING kid-related. Either way, it makes me suspect the wife faked her own death just to get away from them.
Uh, the wife literally doing EVERYTHING kid-related isn’t all that far out there today, unfortunately, let alone back then. There are guys who have fathered kids out there right now who have never once changed a diaper or even just burped a baby, and they live with the kids.
“Hey, the baby needs you! Bring me a beer while you’re at it!” Or the ever-classy, “Can’t you shut that brat up?!” Yeah, you can still hear both of those today. Sad, huh?
Even worse, there are women that HAVE to have that kind of guy.
Agreed. But why are we acting like the eighties and nineties are soooo long ago? It’s comparatively recent history.
Because they were the end of an era. To kids who were too young to experience the pre-Empire years, they seem as alien as black-and-white movies seem to us.
You don’t see it as much in a nicer neighborhood in San Fran, I would guess. More like the hoosier neighborhoods in mid-Missouri.
The hoosier neighborhoods are in St. Louis. Those are the only Missourians that say “hoosier.”
i’d kick that son of a bitch. maybe fake his own suicide… hm.
Yeah, wtf. My dad took care of all four of us after my mom and brother died, when I was 11. My siblings were 3,4 and 9, and there was no drunken beating, filthy house or CPS involved. *okay, there was that one night with the raccoons and the crazy hermit in his long-johns, but uh…* Even better, we didn’t have any relatives overseas, and when we moved back, our closest ones were over an hour away. He can drive us nuts, but there was no wicked stepmother or any of that crap.
Casual homophobia, how very enlightened.
Homo = Human (latin)
Phobia = Fear (latin)
Fear of Humans??
The only thing I questioned about this show was how that family could afford to live in that house in SF. None of them had the jobs that could have paid for that place.
They must have been dealing drugs.
So Jesse’s gig at that night club wasn’t just about music…
Maybe he asked the other guys to move in for rent related reasons, then. Maybe Pam had the super-well-paying job before she died, so Danny needed three incomes to support the family!
Joey probably couldn’t pay for his own food with his cutesy job-non-jobs. Jesse, what did he do again?
Becky was a newscaster, Joey was a singer/ladiesman, dad was a morning show host, and the the Olsen twins made millions modeling for the Troll Doll sets.
A newscaster, a on again off again singer, and a
morning show host still wouldn’t be enough. They even
had a backyard! That’s practically unheard of in SF.
Hate this show. The Nostalgia Critic made a video about it, thats how much it sucks.
Didn’t that creepy Joey date a 16 year old singer named Alanis???
You oughta know.
hee hee
Now that song is stuck in my head. Misery loves company, so here you go:
Lived in San Francisco during the 80s. There were many of families with two daddies or two mommies. No biggie. Three…well, I haven’t met them yet. Nonetheless, as long as the kids are loved and cared for.
And hey, since you put it that way, what about “My Two Dads?” Anyone ever question that one? Two friends could possibly have been this girls father, and she gets dumped on their doorstep after Mama dies. “Sorry, honey, one of us is your dad, but we don’t know which. Apparently, your Mom was a sl*t.”
Not to mention Three Men and a Baby. Whooboy, that’s one conversation I wouldn’t want to have with a child.
But as long as everyone’s hetero, it’s healthy and morally sound.
Of corse they questioned that one. Paul Reiser getting a show, back then, ppl thought it was crazy. Actually, My Two Dads suffered from a unbelieveable plot. because if they went to Maury, they would have realized that they both are Not the Father.
Although, I do remember that there was an episode where they were going to find out which one her dad was, and she decided not to find out. It was well into the series, she loved them both, etc. Hmm. . . maybe Maury did have a hand in it. (Yeah, I watched that show, too. *cough*)
Everyone kept waiting for the Olsen twins to grow up to be hot when the only hottie out of the bunch was Jodie Sweetin. Despite how f’ed up she was, she only “sweetin”-ed with time. Heh heh.
I think Uncle Joey was semi-retarded.
Semi-? I vehemently disagree.
Even Balki’s token girlfriend on Perfect Strangers was less idiotic.
Perfect Strangers reference ftw
As terribly annoying and after school special-ish as this show was, I liked it.
The majority of those of us who bash it did as well, I suspect. To truly hate something, you have to have once loved it.
(With two exceptions… Hitler, and Barney.)
They forgot to mention DJ’s name when they put who was in the picture.
It looks like happy family.
Hey guys! When are you opening the LOLmophobia blog? C’mon, we all know you can’t wait to. You’re giving us plenty of clues.
they missed one of the actors names. Candace Cameron…she played DJ.
FAIL!
lol
Ah, but they had Lori Loughlin, owner of the Second Cutest Bottom in All of Series Television, so it all balances out.
(Lauren Graham sits pertly upon the #1 spot thank you very much)
What? No one bringing up the Saget roast?
OMG, they had fun with the premises of the show, and the other potentials….
I believe, on the show, they were brothers….
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