Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash thinks you’re number 1
(Johnny Cash)
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Johnny Cash knew how to spell too!
Dork.
Sigh, this is a good LOL IMO but the wrong you’re stops it from being a full on win
Like I give a shit , asshole.
Up you’res
…my number one is what?
mindshare.
Yes, please learn how to spell, ’spesh if you’re going to do LOLs of my here, Johnny Cash…jeez. “You’re” Now, go practice.
haha Did you misspell something in your rebuke of someone’s spelling? What does “’spesh if you’re going to do LOLs of my here, Johnny Cash” mean?
See how ” ’spesh” starts with a ” ‘ ” (apostrophe)? Good. This means that it’s an abbreviation, and therefore may not appear to be spelt correctly according to the OED and/or Webster’s.
I think Jeff was refering to the typo substituting the intended “hero” for “here”.
Of course, I could be wrong, but that’s the mistake I see.
Did you mean hero? Eh? Hm??
it isn’t “spelt”, it’s “spelled”…loser
“Spelt” is also correct. . . stupid American loser.
http://grammartips.homestead.com/british.html
In Australia it is just “Chuck another shrimp on the barbie”. End of argument.
In the south we say chunk, not chuck. “This mayo smells bad.” “Hell, just chunk it.”
I’m Canadian…loser.
Canadians use british spelling. Perhaps you missed all the superfluous Us and such.
Careful who you call a loser. If Jeff is English he’s spelt the word correctly.
You see what I did there? I’m English.
“Spelled” is the American way. “Spelt” is the English way. In fact, the Concise Oxford English Dictionary (which is actually fairly large) doesn’t even feature the word with the -ed ending.
…which is strange, seeing as the (British) English language allows both versions (classified as regular and irregular past participles).
And Collins’ ED (print edition) specifies both past participles.
Maybe it’s a short-falling in my CD version, but I tried both, and it didn’t mention “spelled”. I thought it strange too.
Actually, both spellings are grammatically acceptable. The Compact Oxford English Dictionary (2003) gives, for “spell: verb: spelled (or chiefly Brit.) spelt. I’m Canadian. Play nice, children.
Incidentally, spelt is also a substance included in bread-making; not too clear on definition – can anyone help?
it MEANS jeff, shut up
Here you go – the way Johnny actually spells it — NICE try idiots.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Cash
Thanks for the Wiki link, but I don’t see anything on the page about the fact that JC was unable to tell the difference between the possessive “your” (as in “your spelling is atrocious”) and the contraction of “you” and “are” (as in “I can tell from this caption that you’re barely literate”).
My number one what?
LAWLZZ!
It means Johny Cash think you’re number 1. WTF I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER
My number one… what?
Come on, Bernard. Read the other posts before being a wise-ass. Self-FAIL.
Self-awareness win.
ha ha, lolz are better when people can spell
Did you notice the title under the picture is spelled correctly….so give ‘em some points.
The points go to the ICHC person.
Yep, the ICHC person gets 50 internets. They will be withdrawn from the accounts of everyone who voted this shit to the frontpage.
Up your ass, because you’re an asshole of a speller.
Cliff, get back to Congress in DC. No potty mouths here. We’ve got some morals.
Ship it straight to fail section
For the last time; Y-O-U-’-R-E means “you are”. Y-O-U-R means “your”
Wait… What does he think of my number 1? Why is he thinking of my number 1?
Again, with the apostrophe. How come the lolfolks can’t re-do them? It makes this site look like a blighted neighborhood.
STOP TOUCHING MY NUMBER 1!!!
Spelling fail = automatic downrank.
johnny cash = epic win
spelling mistake= fail
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epic win + fail = win because of jc
I didn’t even notice the spelling mistake. I usually miss these sorts of errors because read too fast, plus, I was overwhelmed by the awesomeness of Johnny Cash!
Johnny Cash doesn’t just crap bigger than us, his GUITAR can crap bigger than us!!!
Really?
I’m a pretty zippy speed reader, and things like this make me stop dead.
I hope the ICHC staff remove the offending article as soon as possible. With tongs.
Whilst holding their noses.
Johnny Cash thinks my number 1 is what . . .?
I need closure on this statement! Does he think my number 1 is cool? DOes he think it sucks?
I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stole my line…
Johnny Cash thinks you’re number 1 ….. again WTF I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER… spelling/grammer is so damn important here ???? REALLY ????
well, I assume you’re trying to be clever in making the joke, so crappy grammar and spelling really takes away from the cleverness…
aww, that’s cute welterp, you’re insecure AND you kant spel!
Thinks my number 1 is what?
is high in sodium. you should really drink more water. Oh, and stop smoking pot, haha!
*completely ignores ALL comments pertaining to the wrong usage of “your”* MY number one? Oh, I’m so flattered..
Wow… such a blatant typo makes the front page. How terrable.
Probably pissed cause you’ve never made it there.
or should it be youv
welterp…youv prolly never MADE it…if you know what i mean and i think you du
Stay in school, kids.
ha ha, good one! ’spesh welterp – he/she should stay in skuuuul….(that’s how Johnny Cash used to say “school” welterp)…WTF is a welterp, anyway? loser…
*sigh* Learn to spell.