CATCH 22
CATCH 22
If he looks down, he’s a perv. It he doesn’t, he’s gay.
(Anthony Head and Sarah Michelle Gellar)
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He’s gonna look down. He’s a perv..
“Perv” according to who?
Well I don’t think he is gay..
I’d rather be labeled a perv than gay.
Would you rather be a pedophile than gay???
Well, how old she is in a pick? 16? 17? That’s perfectly legal in Europe.
Umm, this scene is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it didn’t air until 1997. Sarah Michelle Geller was born in 1977 so she would be 20 – which is perfectly legal. And why would not looking down make him gay? What asshole wrote this caption?
Well her character was fifteen or sixteen. And my definition of pedophile isn’t based on what’s legal. In some states, the age of general consent is as low as fourteen, and that’s horrible. He must be what, forty? (In any case, the show takes place in California and I think the age of consent there is eighteen, anyway.)
I lost virginity at fourteen… With a girl which was fourteen… Most of my friends lost virginity at the about the same age… Curiosity is much more powerful then law or common morals. There will always be sex in that age group and that is normal.
And hey, why would he be interested in old ladies? Young body is always more beautiful when the old one. He would only be pedophile if he would be interested in children with sexually immature body. And her body IS sexually mature.
It is, and I only found out because Angel enjoyed a moment of perfect bliss in Buffy Season 2.
I prefer both
How is this a Catch-22?
Catch-22: a frustrating situation in which one is trapped by contradictory regulations or conditions.
also, a damn fine book
In order to be a catch-22 each would have to be caused by each other.
i.e. In order to not be gay, he must look down. But in order to look down, he must be gay.
That’s an accurate catch-22 structure. Unfortunately, it’s not remotely like the scenario at hand.
Yeah – it’s a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t”-issue, not a catch 22.
Being a Perv has more dignity than being gay.
Perv > Gay
Not really, or, you know, at all?
Says the troll who’s clueless about dignity in the first place…
but being a homophobic asshole *does* hold some level of dignity?
Whereas if he stays there he looks like a startled owl
Well played.
Since when is looking at a hot girl considered perverted?
I believe she was still in high school on the show
And he was her teacher.
He was the school librarian, actually.
Now, he was her Watcher, though… Not sure on the protocol involving Watcher/Slayer relationships…
Reeeeepo maaaan
Really though…man has pipes. Kinda scary to see Giles like this! (Link)
And our society does not like guys staring at Highschool students.
And since when is not looking at a hot girl considered gay?
How splendid, more casual, thoughtless homophobia. How I love this site.
And some how simultaneously sexist against men & women.
That’s something special.
The solution is clearly to repossess all your eyes.
Exactly.
<– perv
It’s not a Catch 22. The situations aren’t contradictory. It’s just a dilemma.
You fail at reality.
Elaborate.
What would I ever do if a homophobe teenager thought I was gay. The horror..
She’s so hot!
Yes, I have to point out the obvious.
WIN.
I’d soooooo look down.
Even if he did look down, there wouldn’t be much to see. I don’t think her butt cheeks touch, let alone her boobs.
She had a bit of cleavage when the show began but she lost a hell of a lot of weight by the third season when she was trying to film the show and “Scooby Doo” in Australia at the same time. But that was kind of accurate anyway since the show had turned pretty dark and rough by then and the character having to be more physically active and not getting a chance to eat right would be believable in context damn I still think too much about this stupid old show.
he nercophile or what its call with undead.
Not even going to comment on the caption, other to say I find it distasteful, but I think it’s humorous that the site admin corrected the slang for pervert but then converted “If” to “It” in the second part.
And for the record, Tony has said that he never looked at any of his young coworkers “in that way” while working on the show; fans who ’ship Giles & Buffy unsettle him. He had a very hard time kissing Emma Caulfield for the scene in “Tabula Rasa.” He is a perfect gentleman, (Yes, I speak from personal experience) with two lovely teenage daughters.
Tony Head is utterly the awesome. Nobody could be the quintessential cultured Englishman and still look that bizarre and scary playing Frank N. Furter onstage. I mean yeah, Tim Curry brought it too, but Tony really had another dimension to the role.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
This was me! I was so shocked to see it on the site. I didn’t think it would happen! Weird that my name didn’t come up, maybe I forgot to put it there this time. Still, cool! That’s to all who loved it. If you hated it, that’s fine. Jokes don’t click with all people all the time. That’s for commenting.
Anthony Stewart Head is gay irl
Except the part where he’s utterly not. Married with two almost-adult daughters.
Well he is British but that doesn’t always automatically mean gay.
So all guys are either pervs or gay