My God, Jim…
My God, Jim… …you’re pregnant!
(DeForest Kelley)
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Suction is the flow of a fluid into a partial vacuum, or region of low pressure. The pressure gradient between this region and the ambient pressure will propel matter toward the low pressure area. Suction is popularly thought of as an attractive effect, which is incorrect since vacuums do not innately attract matter. Dust being “sucked” into a vacuum cleaner is actually being pushed in by the higher pressure air on the outside of the cleaner.
The higher pressure of the surrounding fluid can push matter into a vacuum but a vacuum cannot attract matter.
[edit] Suction in biology
Young woman drinking with a straw.Infants, and all baby mammals, are born with a sucking (or suckling) reflex, which they use in nursing liquid foods, such as milk. They do not have to learn this reflex, because it is instinctive. Some adult animals use suction in drinking, as do humans when using drinking straws. In breathing, the diaphragm muscle is used to expand the lungs, allowing air to enter due to the outside air pressure.
Large plants can actually create a negative pressure by transpirational pull.
But who’s the father ?
Spock?
Did he sleep with a female version of himself in a parallel universe?
Yeah, and that’s the one that got pregnant. Though the inverse is possible…..
He would…
I think I saw a Red Dwarf episode like this once!
With all the alien punani he’s tagged, it was bound to happen.
Trip Tucker got pregnant in Enterprise…
Yep. And developed hand nipple…
(giggle)
A LOL that knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”!!!
*does happy dance*
If it means anything, I fail all captions with typos and incorrect grammar.
Yeah, I’m pretty hardcore.
Me too. I can’t stand it either.
it should say “you’re pregnant…Again”
oh dear
I agree with the person above, it’s definitely Spock’s! They were the first published slash pairing.
its life jim but not as we know it,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There’s Kingons on the Starboard bow; scrape them off, Jim!
Thank you for saying what I was thinking when he said that.
I vote for it being Spock’s love child.
Spock technically IS an alien…
Or maybe it’s that green chick’s child…
Holy $h!t that’s hysterical!
“What if Jim is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy!”
Thus the creation of Kock. Son of Kirk and Spock.. The ass child.
I’ll give ya a cookie if you can guess the reference.
Spock!
It was BOUND to happen eventual…you can’t be that big of a man-whore (and I mean that in the most loving way possible) and not have issues later
Obvious but fun anyway.
Everyone mentions a spock/jim paring… what an odd little slashie…
You were cuddling with the tribbles again, weren’t you?
“D*** it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a physician.”
I bet you it’s possible to find a fanfic about that in under five minutes.
Not that I, personally, would want to, but…
Actually… at one point, this was done on set as a prank on Deforest Kelly, Shatner laid down on the exam table for his physical wearing a pair of falsies.
It was in Nichelle Nichols’ book.