This new

This new iPod is crap!
(Leonard Nimoy)
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This new iPod is crap!
(Leonard Nimoy)
Picture by: Alpha Centauri Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
But it has a phaser app! And the screen is rounded! The last one was flat, so you obviously need this new one because it’s different.
Not to mention, it detects life forms, atmospheric conditions, and Wi-Fi.
My sis just bought a new laptop, and a WiFi router; she turned on the laptop, and it had connected to the web and started setting itself up before she even opened the box the router was in!
Different is good?
That’s how “marketing” (read consumer brainwashing) works.
Should I be worried if my doctor tries to diagnose with an ipod?
With that user name, I’m surprised you’ll even countenance an Earth doctor!
You should be worried, if your doctor says:
“He is dead, Jim”
Don’t wear a red shirt and you’ll be fine.
Sadly I’ve seen some use their iPhone to check out WebMD to diagnose a patient.
In the 24th century shouldn’t ipods be,um,smaller than that?
Hmmm, you are correct. Perhaps the tricorder has iPod capabilities? Like, you’re able to plug the little teensyweensy iPod into the tricorder and listen to music while you scan for life forms. (Or the nearest fast food place, as the case may be.)
H-m-m? Maybe a musical nanobot injection.
Hey, why not a nasal spray?
Better yet, a musical nanobot juice drink. Every drink pack comes with a free tune! If you get tired of one, you drink a targeted remover, and the tune goes down the drain.
Not to by picky, but The Original Series was set in the 23rd century.
The research just haven’t reached the miniaturization +20 level yet.
Next up: iPod spelling fail.
LOL at the person who loves their ipood so much that they care how “ipod” is spelled…oops I mean iPod. Next up, douches who want to have relations with iPods.