Her legs
Her legs can cross? Who knew?
(Paris Hilton)
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Its a Miracle!!!
Second!
But can she keep it that way ?
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You know, I think we should declare a moratorium on these Paris Hilton jokes… it’s the same thing over and over, with no actual funny or unique content. And, (cue humorless femi-nazi accusations…) … all of the jokes have this creepy edge of misogynism…
What? You didnt know women are not allowed to have sex unless they are married, let alone enjoy it?
I agree, Paris has been done enough already
I see what you did there.
It never fails. whenever one of this half-human things appear on RR, somebody will jump to defend them. And that is unbelievably sad. So, is that paris thing now going to give you a call to become your BFF? Gosh you’re so lucky!
Well, I think it’s more like “bash-the-useless-bimbo-who-has-no-talent-and-no-actual-career”, rather than misogynism………..
Huh. Paris has been eating. How about that.
i noticed that too, she looks a lil chunky here. chunky for paris, which is a different standard than normal people.
I also noticed this and planned to comment, but you have beaten me to it.
Prepare to die.
En garde.
Hehe, a’ight, but you should know I carry a broadsword. (Fits my metaphorical humor level don’t y’know.)
I thought it was the camera angle–she looks really short.
I was just thinking the same thing… In addition to actually closing her legs, she doesn’t look like a nasty twig person.
I have a feeling Paris has to go potty in this picture… Just a feeling though..
Your sexual double-standard is showing, Mister D00d.
I had no idea captioneers still gave a crap about her. =O
Awesome, great, Paris, ha-ha. Now can we find a more intelligent insult than ancient misogynistic double standards? Oh, wait, that would involve perhaps getting a life and moving on to new things, like mildly intelligent, creative insults and a caring beyond what some celebrity does. My bad.
She looks like she’s holding in a really big fart/queef.
Huh, I didn’t read a misogynistic comment into that caption. I just thought it was a comment on the fact that this is a different pose than what she used to ALWAYS do when a camera came her way.
Meanwhile, it’s good to see her looking like a person, not a bag of bones. She’s really pretty in this pic, IMO.
I’m surprised that people actually get angry at funny captions I mean aren’t you wasting your time and ours by saying that they should stop? people are just trying to have fun you should definitly lighten up fred
What a stupid, stupid pose. Look at her back foot. Aside from the hideous shoes, her feet (which btw look like hooves in this picture) are all twisted around in opposite directions. Then, she bends over half backwards to give the illusion she has a chest, and stares vapidly off into space. How does one even get the idea that these awkward, twisted poses look attractive? It reminds me of that yogurt commercial with the lady doing some kind of yoga pose to help her digestion, and she “can’t find her hand.”