Only Tim Burton’s movie characters

Only Tim Burton’s movie characters can look like this and be considered cute And even the corpse bride looked more alive than this one
(Lindsay Lohan)
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He lives in a trashy trailer and he likes to talk to lettuce[2]. A rock on Mars was named after him[3].
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bwoobies!
Incredibly scary!
Scarier that people do this to themselves and think they’re still fat! (O_O)
Signs of drug use. Sad.
More like signs of anorexia.
Probably both, actually.
Add some plastic surgery and you’ve got the most obvious ones, methinks.
It’s even scarier that people would believe this photo is real. It’s been tweaked!
They airbrushed *in* body fat?
Photoshop! It does wonders
Photoshop contest to make celebreties anorexic http://www.freakingnews.com/Anorexia-Pictures–1074.asp
Lohan is ill. what a travesty; she was so cute as a kid.
seconded.
O_O
Only a homo or a whiny fat girl would complain about how she looks in this pic. Have another donut and go get an AIDS test.
PS: when she was a kid she looked like a boy…you homo.
“Only a homo”. “Only a fat girl would complain about how she looks.” The evidence is in. You are an idiot. The girl is sick. It is an eating disorder, not a normal physical condition. You are the victim of the belief that beauty is looking like you survived a concentration camp. Add to her eating disorder the fact that she abuses drugs that are also apetite surpresants and you get a truely ghoulish look. So rock your Meth on and keep yourself sickly thin ya moron!
You won’t fry m’friend, I will stand by you with a fire extinguisher. Your words ring true!
This is so true. Girls must not think it is good to look like a broom. but in these days people still are stupid enough to think a women has to look like this… what a shame
And whenever any sensible adult points out how sad and unhealthy it is,all we hear is “oooh,your’e lyke sooo jeelous omg omg lyke ur fat nd homo nd jus jeelous omg omg”.
only a raving necrophiliac could find something this corpselike to be attractive.
PS: if she looked like a boy to you when she was a kid, i wonder about what kind of boys you must have been hanging around
I bet you had a boner when you were lerning about the human skeletal struckture in school.
And no. I’m neither a homo or a fat girl.
“Only a homo or a whiny fat girl would complain about how she looks in this pic.”
Stock roflrazzi response. Everyone does that. Try again.
so… you like to hump bones? or are you sick like her to? This pic is not funny, but your stupid comment sure is.
Don’t feed the troll please. This is obviously spoken ironically.
It’s called photoshop, people.
Sorry, dude. No Photoshop, this RLY is what she´s looking
Obvious photoshop is obvious
If it was photoshop, the person who photoshopped it was clearly kind enough to take out the remnants of crack on her lip.
and give her boobs an enhancement, cuz they’re usually the first to go when so much weight is lost.
Not when they’re silicone.
She’s on pills of some kind. I know pill users when I see ‘em.
photo shop my foot she is on crack r u morons fukin blind?
Some argue that she’s always been that skinny. Others remember a movie called Mean Girls,when she had a figure.
in the unretouched picture, i imagine she still looks unhealthy, but there are plenty of examples of things like this on view at Photoshopdisasters.com
Yuck! That girl is going to die!!! She is starting to look like Christian Bale in The Machinist.
On the bright side, *he* got better.
they probably could have picked a worse picture of her. those boobs give me a woody.
this is photoshopped….none of this photo actually makes sense proportionally…someone anorexic wouldn’t have boobs like that
Unless they’re silicon.
silicon indeed
I’m amazed she can stand up on her legs.
Her breasts are 90% of her body weight. She’s a dressed-up x-ray.
I would still f**k her in the butt, if I were so inclined.
You go girl!
No Way! I would be afraid to cut my Junk on her bones O.o
Would be like shaggin’ a dry sack of antlers.
(used to be) SO HOT!
(used to) WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY!
Give this girl a cheeseburger or 80 and get her figure back.
I’m kinda surprised there’s not more people commenting on how this is shopped, c’mon interwebs, you’re smarter than this. Smarten up and move on.
just GROSS!
She could pose for Ralph Lauren now.
Atleast her tits still look good, its amazing what they can do with silicon these days
ewww
Anyone remember when this site had funny captions?
Yea, it’s photoshopped, but it’s kind of like throwing a hand grenade at a train wreck.
Sure, you’re gonna mess it up a little more, but it was already screwed beyond belief when you got there.
What makes it so much worse is her breast implants…
someone give her a cheesburger STAT!
does her head really go with that body? hard to tell!
I agree that this is Photoshopped although it probably looked pretty bad to begin with. There is no way to have breasts like this with this kind of anorexia even with implants- the body fat doesn’t stay in the breasts, believe me. The implants would stick out terribly and you would see the obvious shape of them. I also agree that her head is too large to have been taken with this photo. Anorexia does cause the head to appear too large for the body in a way, but not to this extent. I’m not a fan of hers by any means, but come on, this girl has enough problems. It’s too bad that someone did this to her photo on top of everything else. She needs more rehab and support. The media doesn’t seem to respect that celebrities are people too. BTW, anorexia is a physical as well as a psychological illness stemming from a Body Dismorphic Disorder whether drugs are abused or not. This whole thing is a sad comment on our society and the media. :/
I wouldn’t change a thing!!!
gawd, she looks like that girl from fear 2, lol
She looks like she’s been liberated from a concentration camp!
OMFG I literally screamed when I saw this!
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