aren’t there enough
aren’t there enough crabs in the ocean ALREADY?
(Paris Hilton)
I just hope she isn’t staying for dinner.
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Krabby patty?
I understand all the “Paris is promiscuous” humor, but I don’t understand all the jokes about her having crabs. I saw the video, and it’s pretty damn hard to have crabs where there’s no place to grab on. Blah, I hate being a buzzkill, but still.
Agreed!
Is that a lolcat peeking out from her crotch?
I think the technical term WRT normal females is “pussy”…
I think that escaping is more the term that “peeking out” it probably got stuck in there while she was on one of her T.V. programmes that seem to involve her showing her crotch, shagging anything that moves, then denying it followed by releasing a porn video that has the first two items on her daily things to “do” as it were.
Pussy cat bikini bottoms? Money really doesn’t buy class.
I wanted to say that.
Yeah… cat eyes looking at me from her crotch is a bit unnerving…
In Soviet Russia, crabs have Paris Hilton.
now THAT is funny….lol
im only 11 & wut is this ??
Timmy, this is Paris Hilton. She is famous for being in a bad mood, so the picture is saying she is “crabby”. That’s the joke.
If you need more explanation, ask your dad.
serious? I thought it was about pubic crabs
:facepalm:
Are you still 11 ?
Or just google crab lice for an alternative interpretation
Oh, here we go again. Man, this joke has been reused SO many times. N/A’s comment about the bikini bottoms was much funnier
free the kitti
i think that can constitute as animal cruelty, for the crabs, all aquatic life and the image of the poor animal being represented on her nasty…blurgh!
I want to know why she is carrying a purse on the beach. Doesn’t she have an assistant?
That purse contains all the essentials for a Paris day of fun at the beach. Various prescription drugs,condoms(hopefully),and a tiny dog for photo ops.
its full of stupid, she has it in small bottles, and gives it to her ” friends” !!!
Question: y is she wearin a teeny bikini top? shes virtually boobless!
The answer is contained in the question.
I have noticed a decrease in blue claw crabs in the ocean around me, I’m assuming her crabs have invaded and killed off all the tasty blue claws.