BILLY MAYS
BILLY MAYS
THE ONLY MAN WHO COULD SPEAK ENTIRELY CAPITAL LETTERS
(Billy Mays)
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FIRST!
The proper term is FIRSTIES!!!!!!!!!
Roy W. Brown is a British-born Humanist and human rights activist. He is a former president of the International Humanist and Ethical Union (IHEU).
Brown was born in London He was educated at Haberdashers’ Aske’s School and the University of London where he read engineering. He trained as an engineer with ITT in London where he worked on the development of electronic systems, and the UK Atomic Weapons Research Establishment at Orford Ness and Aldermaston where he was part of the team developing monitoring systems for the international test ban treaty. He emigrated to Canada in 1963 where he worked for four years with Canadian Marconi in Montreal on the design of airborne radar and navigation systems.
He returned to the UK in 1967 as Chief Designer for Racal Research in Tewkesbury, pioneers in the field of Computer Aided Design.
In 1978 he founded with three colleagues Metier Management Systems in London, the first company to develop and market mini-computer-based systems for the management of large scale projects.
He moved to the Netherlands in 1985 where he, with his wife Diana, founded the World Population Foundation (WPF). The family moved to Switzerland in 1987.
In 1999 Brown joined IHEU as a member of the Committee for Growth and Development. He became a vice-president of IHEU in 2001 and president from 2003 to 2006. Since 2004 he has been the IHEU representative at the UN Human Rights Commission (now Council) in Geneva. He chairs the IHEU Committee for Growth and Development.
In 2006, Brown received the Danish Free Press Society’s Free Press Prize together with the Norwegian-Pakistani comedienne Shabana Rehman. The prize announcement stated that “Roy Brown has been a tireless advocate of free speech as part and parcel of human rights. He has thus made an invaluable contribution to the defence of the open society and freedom of expression.”
In 2008, Brown received the IHEU’s Distinguished Service to Humanism award for, among other things, his work representing the IHEU at the UN Human Rights Council in Geneva.
In 2009, he criticized the activities of the Holy See within the United Nations system and accused the Vatican of not fulfilling its political obligations under the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.
Vaginal douches may consist of water, water mixed with vinegar, or even antiseptic chemicals. Douching has been touted as having a number of supposed but unproven benefits. In addition to promising to clean the vagina of unwanted odors, it can also be used by women who wish to avoid smearing a sexual partner’s penis with menstrual blood while having intercourse during menstruation. In the past, douching was also used after intercourse as a method of birth control, though it is not effective (see below).
Many health care professionals state that douching is dangerous, as it interferes with both the vagina’s normal self-cleaning and with the natural bacterial culture of the vagina, and it might spread or introduce infections. For example, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections, especially yeast infections.
See? It happens on more than one site. You’re the douchey one, troll.
Make sense.
You’re the one trolling the whole Cheezburger network, you figure it out moron.
Who the f*** is Roy W. Brown?
And why does he matter?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!(elventy+onehundredleventy)!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!
The Magic-User class was inspired by the spell-casting magicians common in folklore and modern fantasy literature, particularly as portrayed in Jack Vance’s The Dying Earth short stories, and John Bellairs’s novel “The Face in the Frost.” Gandalf and Saruman from Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings and Merlin of King Arthur fame also influenced this class.
Dungeons & Dragons (1974-1976)
In the original version of the game, magic-user was one of the base character classes. Magic-User was one of the three original classes, the other two being Fighting Man (renamed Fighter in later editions) and Cleric.
The Magic-User was physically weak and vulnerable, but compensated for this with the potential to develop powerful spellcasting abilities. In practice a mid- to high-level Magic-User was a combination intelligence gatherer and walking artillery, gathering information about possible dangers not yet seen and augmenting the physical combat abilities of the other classes with potentially devastating long range and area attacks.
The term “Magic-User” was invented for the original Dungeons & Dragons rules developed by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson (in order to avoid cultural connotations of terms such as “wizard” or “warlock”
Do you actually think writing random crap will stop people saying “First”? You’re pathetic.
give the douchebag a break, it’s all he has going for him in his pathetic life.
I find the information both amusing and interesting. More astounding is the fact that I don’t think he just copy/pastes from Wikipedia.
So you think he types it out, with the exact same errors and missing punctuation?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=4532587
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_%28Dungeons_&_Dragons%29
Man, you’re naive.
Naive*, whatever.
naïve…
Women choose to use douches for a variety of reasons. Many of these are related to myths or misinformation about what vaginal douches can do. A woman may use a douche to:
* Rinse away any remaining menstrual blood at the end of the monthly period. This is not necessary since the body will clean itself.
* Avoid pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases following sexual intercourse. However, douching is neither a contraceptive nor a preventatives measure against STDs or other infections. It can, in fact, increase the risk of developing an infection.
* Reduce vaginal odors. Women who have an unusual vaginal odor need to see their clinician for proper diagnosis since extreme odor may be sign of an infection or other serious problem, and using a douche may only complicate the condition.
* Feel “cleaner.” The vagina actually cleans itself so vaginal douches are not necessary.
* Follow a doctor-prescribed treatment for chronic yeast infections or chronic bacterial infections. Douching for this purpose should be done only under your doctor’s supervision using the special solution provided.
Cool hypocrisy bro
Thanks sis
You two are creepy!!! Almost as creepy as paws4thot…the douche
nobody likes you, paws4thot
Heroin will do that to a person.
did he died?
You been under a rock?
He isn’t alive anymore
CapsLock is cruise control for awesome. But at least he knew how to steer.
“HELLO!! BRIAN BLESSED HERE!! I’M SORRY, BUT THIS IS JUST NOT TRUE! I ONLY TALK IN CAPITALS TOO!”
Douche: A stream of water directed at any part of the body or any body cavity, often into the vagina, for cleansing or medicinal purposes.
A douche can be with a simple solution of vinegar in water. Some commercial douche solutions have somewhat more romantic names than vinegar (names such as Country Flowers, Fresh Baby Powder, Fresh Mountain Breeze, Spring Rain Freshness, etc.).
Vaginal douching has been done for many, many years. However, there is currently concern that it may sometimes cause problems. It may mask, or even worsen, conditions such as bacterial or yeast infection of the vagina. Even more seriously, douching is associated with an increased risk of pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). It is also associated with an increased risk of an ectopic pregnancy (probably due to PID). The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) recommends against douching.
See also: peepers
lol good one! Hey, when you make it to 2nd grade, I’ll teach you a new one.
nice comeback douche
Thank you! I was about to comment on the fact that BRIAN BLESSED always talks in capital letters! And much more successfully I must add. A friend and I discussed the fact that his computer keyboard has the caps lock stuck on permanently, and automatically changes every full stop into an exclamation mark!
BRIAN BLESSED (Who must only be mentioned in CAPITAL LETTERS) the only man whos volume dial has gone past 11 and is now stuck somewhere around the 25+ mark
BASIC ENGLISH FAIL!!!!!!
That was my first thought, too.
Stolen from encyclopediadramatica, I believe.
TO HONOUR BILLY, WE SHOULD COMMENT ONLY IN CAPSLOCK!!!
I CONCUR!
*sniff* …He’s selling the angels Oxiclean now….. CUZ IT GETS THOSE TOUGH STAINS OUT OF THEIR PURE WHITE AND HOLY ROBES LIKE NOTHING ELSE!
RIP Billy Mays. You were the greatest pitchman ever!
I miss his commercails too.
I feel like there’s a void in my life that his awesome commercails filled.
Goodbye, Billy. I have stolen and burnt all my friends’ Shamwows in honor of you, and only used Oxi Clean, as I always have. You say it gets the tough stains out, but my heart is stained from your absence, and even the power of Oxi Clean can’t remove it. I will remember you as I knew you: the only person i knew who understood the meaning of the word LOUD. For that and your charitable efforts, I salute you, Billy Mays II, I salute you.
Now they just have the Snuggie woman voice-over the most sacred of products of the pitching legend. (Billy Mays and that backwards robe do not belong in the same sentence. Ever.) It’s desecrating and shameful to a pitching god like Billy Mays.
The sad thing is is that Telebrands has recently been coming out with great products that only Billy could pitch. If only Telebrands would still air Billy commercials…
I still see his commercials sometimes, actually. I always wondered why they didn’t stop playing them for good…
Contractual issues, prob’ly.
TRUE DAT!
I BEG TO DIFFER!
yes chuck, beg us like the hungry dog you are…BEG BITTER TROLL!!!!
Hmmmm. Hi bitter.
Are we forgetting Barry Scott?
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!!
IF YOU’RE LIKE MOST AMERICANS, YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE, BUT YOU HATE GETTING ALL THOSE BLOOD STAINS OUT OF YOUR UNDERWEAR!!
When he was alive I just thought that he was annoying. But when he died, I realized how absolutely purely awesome he was. R.I.P. Billy Mays, I hope the angels get a kick out of your Oxi Clean!
WTF? I didn’t post this as a reply to this! I wrot this at the bottom!
wrote*
RIP and all that but I just have to say the beard was never a good look on this man. Some can pull that look off but NOT him. It’s like the beard wore Billy instead of the other way around. But yeah…RIP Mr. Mays.
I think his beard made buying the products all the more enjoyable.
Only a man that can sell stuff by yelling at you to do so can pull it off like that.
It should be Brian Blessed’s picture in there, not Billy’s.
nice. accept that he died
Could = past tense.
Ar har har.
TIRED OF YOUR CAPTIONS NOT MAKING ANY SENSE AND ENDING UP LOOKING RETARDED ON A WEBSITE VIEWED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON A DAILY BASIS?
HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND BOY DO I HAVE A PREPOSITION FOR YOU.
i almost cried when he died. i was on the verge of tears. R.I.P. Billy Mays
Not to belittle the departed, but he was a loud, obnoxious drug addict… what part of that were you mourning?
but he sold cheap crap on tv!!! that makes him a hero!!!
Lady Di was an overblown tart who was no better than she should have been. Yet some how people mourned her. Quite a lot, if I remember rightly.
Saddest thing was that Lady Di’s death completely overshadowed the death of a real person – Mother Theresa.
You’ve clearly never met/listened to/spoken to/heard of/been within 200 miles of the Rvd Ian Paisley.
Now THERE’S a man who speaks in capitals!
Bloody Hell!! I forgot all about Paisley. Christ!! He was hilarious “THERE WILL NEVER BE MEMBER OF SINN FEIN IN THE PARLIAMENT OF NORTHERN IRELAND”, etc etc, ad infintum. Is the guy still alive?? I’ve not heard of him in ages.
From Wikipedia – Ian Richard Kyle Paisley (born 6 April 1926) is a veteran politician and church minister in Northern Ireland. As the then leader of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), the largest single grouping in the 2007 elections to the Northern Ireland Assembly, he was elected First Minister with Sinn Féin’s Martin McGuinness as deputy First Minister on May 8, 2007.
Sadly, yes – he is still alive. I guess God doesn’t want him
I don’t know, Barry Scott form the Cillit Bang adverts seems to talk in capital letters.
HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!.. IF YOU ARE LIKE ANY OTHER AMERICANs YOU’LL LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE, BUT YOU HATE THOSE TERRIBLE BLOODSTAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!.. WELL NOW THERE’s A PRODUCT THAT CAN CLEAN EVEN BLOODSTAINS CAUSED BY CHIPOTLE RIGHT OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR.. CHIPOTLE-AWAY!
The only person allowed to speak in capital letters. For all people who are not Billy Mays, speaking or writing completely in capital letters carries capital punishment.
**Door gets thrown wide open**
HELLO I’M BRIAN BLESSED!! I BELIEVE THAT BILLY MAYS IS A PALE SHADOW OF ME!! THEREFORE I AM PERFECTLY ENTITLED TO WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IF YOU TRY TO SEND A FIRING SQUAD AFTER ME I WILL BLOW THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM WITH MY” **at ten times the volume** “VOICE!!”
**Hole is suddenly blown in the opposite wall by the sonic blast**
I’m sure TIVO mourns his loss – most people bought the gadget to avoid hearing his yelling.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TROLL-B-GONE. JUST POUR A LITTLE OF THIS PURE CONCENTRATE OF ENZYMES ON A TROLL AND IT WILL BEGIN TO EAT AWAY AT THEIR BRAIN WITHIN SECONDS. THERE IS A 100% GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL CAUSE A SLOW AGONIZING DEATH THAT WILL BE VERY SATISFYING TO WATCH. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. IF YOU BUY 5 BOTTLES OF TROLL-B-GONE, YOU GET THIS PEEPERS FIGURINE AND A FREE BOTTLE TO SHOW YOU HOW WELL IT WORKS! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF PEEPERS REPLIES TO THIS POST DIRECTLY, IT WILL BE TESTED ON HIM IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE! BUY NOW AND CALL THESE NUMBERS!
179616903784017017047194
WE ACCEPT SMALL ANIMALS AS PAYMENT. IF YOU BUY WITHIN THE NEXT 20 SECONDS, GOOD JOB.
what a cad…
When he was alive I just thought that he was annoying. But when he died, I realized how absolutely purely awesome he was. R.I.P. Billy Mays, I hope the angels get a kick out of your Oxi Clean!
Chuck Norris could do it.