Comments on: BILLY MAYS

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 11:14:45 +0000

Chuck Norris could do it.

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:18:02 +0000

When he was alive I just thought that he was annoying. But when he died, I realized how absolutely purely awesome he was. R.I.P. Billy Mays, I hope the angels get a kick out of your Oxi Clean!

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:16:45 +0000

wrote*

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:16:19 +0000

WTF? I didn’t post this as a reply to this! I wrot this at the bottom!

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:15:23 +0000

When he was alive I just thought that he was annoying. But when he died, I realized how absolutely purely awesome he was. R.I.P. Billy Mays, I hope the angels get a kick out of your Oxi Clean!

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:05:32 +0000

naïve…

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:04:14 +0000

nobody likes you, paws4thot

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:03:25 +0000

And why does he matter?

By: me

me — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:02:10 +0000

Who the f*** is Roy W. Brown?

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:15:02 +0000

Contractual issues, prob’ly.

By: Pixie

Pixie — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:03:53 +0000

I think his beard made buying the products all the more enjoyable.
Only a man that can sell stuff by yelling at you to do so can pull it off like that.

By: Pixie

Pixie — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:01:57 +0000

I still see his commercials sometimes, actually. I always wondered why they didn’t stop playing them for good…

By: CHEESE4JESUS

CHEESE4JESUS — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:51:29 +0000

TRUE DAT!

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:14:05 +0000

what a cad…

By: Somepartsareme

Somepartsareme — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:06:10 +0000

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TROLL-B-GONE. JUST POUR A LITTLE OF THIS PURE CONCENTRATE OF ENZYMES ON A TROLL AND IT WILL BEGIN TO EAT AWAY AT THEIR BRAIN WITHIN SECONDS. THERE IS A 100% GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL CAUSE A SLOW AGONIZING DEATH THAT WILL BE VERY SATISFYING TO WATCH. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. IF YOU BUY 5 BOTTLES OF TROLL-B-GONE, YOU GET THIS PEEPERS FIGURINE AND A FREE BOTTLE TO SHOW YOU HOW WELL IT WORKS! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF PEEPERS REPLIES TO THIS POST DIRECTLY, IT WILL BE TESTED ON HIM IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE! BUY NOW AND CALL THESE NUMBERS!

179616903784017017047194

WE ACCEPT SMALL ANIMALS AS PAYMENT. IF YOU BUY WITHIN THE NEXT 20 SECONDS, GOOD JOB.

By: nazani14

nazani14 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:42:38 +0000

I’m sure TIVO mourns his loss – most people bought the gadget to avoid hearing his yelling.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:04:01 +0000

**Door gets thrown wide open**
HELLO I’M BRIAN BLESSED!! I BELIEVE THAT BILLY MAYS IS A PALE SHADOW OF ME!! THEREFORE I AM PERFECTLY ENTITLED TO WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IF YOU TRY TO SEND A FIRING SQUAD AFTER ME I WILL BLOW THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM WITH MY” **at ten times the volume** “VOICE!!”

**Hole is suddenly blown in the opposite wall by the sonic blast**

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:37:09 +0000

You’re the one trolling the whole Cheezburger network, you figure it out moron.

By: fax

fax — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:12:45 +0000

nice comeback douche

By: Philip

Philip — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:32:26 +0000

The only person allowed to speak in capital letters. For all people who are not Billy Mays, speaking or writing completely in capital letters carries capital punishment.

By: bloodSTAIN

bloodSTAIN — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:57:03 +0000

HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!.. IF YOU ARE LIKE ANY OTHER AMERICANs YOU’LL LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE, BUT YOU HATE THOSE TERRIBLE BLOODSTAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!.. WELL NOW THERE’s A PRODUCT THAT CAN CLEAN EVEN BLOODSTAINS CAUSED BY CHIPOTLE RIGHT OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR.. CHIPOTLE-AWAY!

By: peepers

peepers — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:24:28 +0000

Saddest thing was that Lady Di’s death completely overshadowed the death of a real person – Mother Theresa.

By: lb

lb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:31:33 +0000

Lady Di was an overblown tart who was no better than she should have been. Yet some how people mourned her. Quite a lot, if I remember rightly.

By: lb

lb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:22 +0000

Sadly, yes – he is still alive. I guess God doesn’t want him

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:59:28 +0000

I don’t know, Barry Scott form the Cillit Bang adverts seems to talk in capital letters.

By: peepers

peepers — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:47:35 +0000

Make sense.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:03:52 +0000

From Wikipedia – Ian Richard Kyle Paisley (born 6 April 1926) is a veteran politician and church minister in Northern Ireland. As the then leader of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), the largest single grouping in the 2007 elections to the Northern Ireland Assembly, he was elected First Minister with Sinn Féin’s Martin McGuinness as deputy First Minister on May 8, 2007.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:50:26 +0000

Bloody Hell!! I forgot all about Paisley. Christ!! He was hilarious “THERE WILL NEVER BE MEMBER OF SINN FEIN IN THE PARLIAMENT OF NORTHERN IRELAND”, etc etc, ad infintum. Is the guy still alive?? I’ve not heard of him in ages.

By: lb

lb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:31:00 +0000

You’ve clearly never met/listened to/spoken to/heard of/been within 200 miles of the Rvd Ian Paisley.

Now THERE’S a man who speaks in capitals!

By: timmis

timmis — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:59:56 +0000

*sniff* …He’s selling the angels Oxiclean now….. CUZ IT GETS THOSE TOUGH STAINS OUT OF THEIR PURE WHITE AND HOLY ROBES LIKE NOTHING ELSE!

By: Paz

Paz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:09:53 +0000

Naive*, whatever.

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:58:07 +0000

Hmmmm. Hi bitter.

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:55:44 +0000

See? It happens on more than one site. You’re the douchey one, troll.

By: Senor Bagel

Senor Bagel — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:42:08 +0000

Now they just have the Snuggie woman voice-over the most sacred of products of the pitching legend. (Billy Mays and that backwards robe do not belong in the same sentence. Ever.) It’s desecrating and shameful to a pitching god like Billy Mays.

The sad thing is is that Telebrands has recently been coming out with great products that only Billy could pitch. If only Telebrands would still air Billy commercials…

By: elvira

elvira — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:49:09 +0000

You two are creepy!!! Almost as creepy as paws4thot…the douche

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:00:47 +0000

Goodbye, Billy. I have stolen and burnt all my friends’ Shamwows in honor of you, and only used Oxi Clean, as I always have. You say it gets the tough stains out, but my heart is stained from your absence, and even the power of Oxi Clean can’t remove it. I will remember you as I knew you: the only person i knew who understood the meaning of the word LOUD. For that and your charitable efforts, I salute you, Billy Mays II, I salute you.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:46:11 +0000

yes chuck, beg us like the hungry dog you are…BEG BITTER TROLL!!!!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:35:10 +0000

but he sold cheap crap on tv!!! that makes him a hero!!!

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:12:55 +0000

I miss his commercails too.
I feel like there’s a void in my life that his awesome commercails filled.

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:11:42 +0000

I CONCUR!

By: peepers

peepers — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:48:57 +0000

Not to belittle the departed, but he was a loud, obnoxious drug addict… what part of that were you mourning?

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:12:56 +0000

BRIAN BLESSED (Who must only be mentioned in CAPITAL LETTERS) the only man whos volume dial has gone past 11 and is now stuck somewhere around the 25+ mark

By: alkdfjasdf

alkdfjasdf — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:37:47 +0000

i almost cried when he died. i was on the verge of tears. R.I.P. Billy Mays

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:36:11 +0000

Could = past tense.
Ar har har.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:35:08 +0000

TIRED OF YOUR CAPTIONS NOT MAKING ANY SENSE AND ENDING UP LOOKING RETARDED ON A WEBSITE VIEWED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON A DAILY BASIS?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND BOY DO I HAVE A PREPOSITION FOR YOU.

By: alex

alex — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:32:31 +0000

nice. accept that he died

By: Bread

Bread — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:28:46 +0000

It should be Brian Blessed’s picture in there, not Billy’s.

By: jean jeannie

jean jeannie — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:15:45 +0000

RIP and all that but I just have to say the beard was never a good look on this man. Some can pull that look off but NOT him. It’s like the beard wore Billy instead of the other way around. But yeah…RIP Mr. Mays.

By: Bimmy

Bimmy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:15:14 +0000

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!!
IF YOU’RE LIKE MOST AMERICANS, YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE, BUT YOU HATE GETTING ALL THOSE BLOOD STAINS OUT OF YOUR UNDERWEAR!!

By: peepers

peepers — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:42:33 +0000

Thanks sis