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REAL beauty doesn’t need to starve itself
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François Joseph Lagrange-Chancel (January 1, 1677 – December 26, 1758), born at Périgueux, was a French dramatist and satirist.
He was an extremely precocious boy, and at Bordeaux, where he was educated, he produced a play when he was nine years old. Five years later his mother took him to Paris, where he found a patron. in the princesse de Conti, to whom he dedicated his tragedy of Jugurtha or, as it was called later, Adherbal (1694). Racine had given him advice and was present at the first performance, although he had long lived in complete retirement. Other plays followed: Oreste et Pylade (1697), Méleagre (1699), Amasis (1701), and Ino et Mélicerte (1715).
Lagrange hardly realized the high hopes raised by his precocity, although his only serious rival on the tragic stage was Campistron, but he obtained high favour at court, becoming maître d’hôtel to the duchess of Orléans.
This prosperity ended with the publication in 1720 of his Philippiques, odes accusing the regent, Philip, duke of Orléans, of the most odious crimes. He might have escaped the consequences of this libel but for the bitter enmity of a former patron, the duc de La Force. Lagrange found sanctuary at Avignon, but was enticed beyond the boundary of the papal jurisdiction, when he was arrested and sent as a prisoner to the Île Sainte-Marguerite.
He contrived, however, to escape to Sardinia and thence to Spain and Holland, where he produced his fourth and fifth Philippiques. On the death of the Regent he was able to return to France. He was part author of a Histoire de Périgord left unfinished, and made a further contribution to history, or perhaps, more exactly, to romance, in a letter to Élie Fréron on the identity of the Man with the Iron Mask. Lagrange’s family life was embittered by a long law-suit against his son. He died at Périgueux at the end of December 1758.
He had collected his own works (5 vols, 1758) some months before his death. His most famous work, the Philippiques, was edited by M. de Lescure in 1858, and a sixth philippic by M. Diancourt in 1886.
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I love both of you.
Group hug.
Threesome FAIL
I’ll bring a midget if it helps.
^^
Information we should all take to heart.
but it does need breast implants
i so agree! completeli fake and they look ridiculous… thats not real beauty
plus she obviousli has had a good few hours down the hairdressers has she not
Those are real, numnut.
actually she does not have breast implants those are all real…(watch firefly)
actually, i am doing my surgery rotation on plastics as we speak, yesterday morning we had a lecture on breast augmentation and christina hendricks was shown as a “breast augmentation done right” example…
there is plenty of convincing evidence she had a breast surgery between firefly and mad men
You’re doing surgery rotations and still don’t know how to write with capital letters?
Damn… that is one fat chunk of lard nasty.
You’re kidding? I think she’s beautiful.
Women don’t have to look like a famine victim or a heroine addict to be pretty. Most men like a little curve.
lol fatty angry
You have no idea what I look like. I however have a very good idea how much breeding, intelligence, and maturity, you have.
Next time, at least try to form a complete sentence ok?
Surely you’ve finished fifth grade by now so you do know how to make one?
LOL Told!
lol fatty very angry
You fail at speaking English.
You fail at comprehension.
You fail at comprehending failure.
trolls trolling trolls
I rest my case.
Good. Now shut up and go back to your halloween candy, angry fatty.
You fail at spelling.
you are such a turd.
>Surely you’ve finished fifth grade by now
>Surely you’ve finished fifth
>Surely you’ve
>Surely
Not so sure about that.
I agree potpiekitty, A lady with curves is better then a Crack-ho that can be blown away by a slight breeze.
People have almost forgotten what a REAL Woman look like… sad.
She is a real Woman, BONES ARE NOT SEXY!
You are dumb. People live in the real world and see real women every day. Just because YOU are fat and lazy doesn’t mean that “real women” are fat and lazy, it just means that YOU are fat and lazy.
So buy an exercise bicycle or something, but stop whining about women who actually take care of their bodies.
Hm, it’s not always fatties objecting. I’m not fat, but I would always prefer a girl with something to cuddle. My favourite beauties are the chubby girls who dance burlesque – soft hips and breasts and thighs with slender waists; that’s what makes a sexy woman. There is nothing unsexier than seeing ribs and hip bones – worse, feeling them digging into you. Yargh.
Chubby chasing is a fetish. If you enjoy it, then power to you and let no one tell you otherwise.
ah .. isn´t it great to reach puperty?
get your bucket and shovel and play a bit in your sandbox.
this woman is definately not fat. and i bet, that she can beat you in a bicyclerace. why are we all getting more and more superficial?
the whole discussion about women is negligible, if she can melt down the iceblock in your chest, get your blood pumping and the let the sun shine a little bit brighter on you. its her heart that is important – her soul – carma – what ever you call it. there is so much mure about women … but maybe you will never find it out.
Sadly, most people never find that out until grays fleck their mane.
I didn’t say she is fat, idiot.
only idiots are calling other people idiots. when you hurt me, you only hurt yourself, because we are all part of the same system. (according to zen)
if you were able to think around the corner, you would recognize, that you called a person “dumb” and “fat and lazy”, in the context with “curvy” women. (especially this red-headed specimen). it implies the supposition, that you think she is fat.
where is your bucket & shovel-emergency-kit? the sandbax is still calling.
Keep trying.
Obvious troll is obvious.
old comeback is old.
The classics never get old.
Finally, someone who makes sense around here. (You might want to use capital letters next time, though.) People with a kindred soul that can speak out against wrongdoings make the world a better place. You are ne of them.
people with a narrow mind such as you have should be shot
Go eat some candy bars, fatty.
I bet you don’t look any better.
Specially considering you have to argue with random people on roflrazzi.com to keep yourself entertained.
And on Pundit Kitchen. Watch out, folks, he’s a serial troll. LOL
Oh no. However will we defend ourselves. We are all doomed.
Bony, drugged-out heroin skanks do not take care of their bodies.
Try another RoflRazzi hat, that one’s old.
You’re an idiot.
Wow, you stalk people all over the ICHCB websites. Are you that bored waiting for your welfare check?
I noticed that you are now bothering to create real sentences, with capitals and apostrophes and periods and the whole shebang.
Just noticing…
wow, you ar so stupid. tell me, did it hurt? I don´t want to talk to you bacause you have no idea what you are talking about. You don´t know me and talk sh!t for no reason. Go and get a live, pls.
Wow, you’re a witty one…
I don’t think starvation can be considered “Taking care of your body”.
Are you being serious and insinuating that she’s fat? Because if you’ve ever seen a full body picture of her, she’s most assuredly NOT. She does look like she takes care of her body. Have the spine or ribs showing through your skin doesn’t make one look like they take care of their bodies.
Seriously, can’t you find something better to do than be an worthless internet troll on the cheezburger network? Being hated on one of the websites isn’t enough for you? You gotta hit all of them?
And yet you continue to reply.
*shrug* I’m bored.
He’s right you know, he probably creams in his mommy’s panties every time one of us pay attention to him. It must be really really sad to be him and this is the best he can do, call everyone he disagrees with “fatty” and “go eat ur candybars” in his substandard English.
It’s obvious if he had a life or any friends in the real world, he wouldn’t be so starved for attention here.
Or as we used to say in grade school “Ignore it and maybe it will go away.”
I’m talking about peepers btw, not sure if that was clear, and I want to make sure it is crystal clear.
I say we let the little troll play with himself in his dank little corner and just ignore him. Maybe he really will go away.
That’s right, tell them how it is. We should all take better care of our bodies… throwing up after eating stuff is a good start, but heroine and crack are the real commitment!
I feel disgusted by how the ideal of healthy looks has been corrupted. Looking that fat was considered healthy and beautiful like, fifty years ago. Now we know that a really healthy woman MUST look like a starving eleven year old boy… and ain’t that the way we like ‘em, am I right pedo… I mean peepers?
LOL people in the past where dumb.
You are incredibly stupid if you think the only way to be skinny is to binge and purge. Amazingly they have this new thing called exercise. I’d say you should try it, but clearly you’re too lazy to take care of yourself and would rather make excuses why you are such an eyesore.
And you’re racist.
Ok, so…. I’m a size 7 woman who has curves but is not overweight in any sense of the word… does this mean I am a “fictional” woman? For God’s sake, stop saying some women are more “real” than others! We are all “real”, ie: we are tangible!!! There is no such freaking thing as a “real” man or woman! And as I said before, she may be a “real” woman, but those bewbs sure as hell aren’t!
To some, “fake” means “the kind I think I’d never have a chance with” versus “real” being “the kind I’d try to bag because I think they’re ‘in my league’.” The former are to be mocked, a la the fox from the fable who complains that the grapes were probably sour anyway.
Her breasts are real. In the episode “Our Mrs. Reynolds” of Firefly she went through most of the episode bra-less. At the end of the episode she is in the tight little leather piece and the way her body moves and boobage spills over there’s no way in Hades that her breasts are fake. Silicon implants just do not move the way her breasts moved in that episode. And I must add that I am very happy her career is taking off. In that episode, as well as it’s follow up “Trash” she displayed so many different emotions. Joss sure knew what he was doing with picking her for the role of Saffron.
By all means, check out her role in “Mad Men” when Ms. Hendricks wears all manner of form-fitting 60s goodness.
“Now that’s something I’ll stand and salute.”
Aha! I wanted to applaud that guy when he said it. She has such a nice ass.
As a female with a body greatly-resembling hers, I can say for a fact that her breasts are not fake. Not every female is born with a size-A chest, and it’s insulting to insinuate otherwise.
saline does.
For God’s sake, people! Real women have every shape possible! There’s no rule saying a woman has to be skinny or “curvy”! Diversity is what makes the world beautiful!
I agree with the three dots. Normal shaped women are every bit as real as the fat ones, so stop whining.
I’m not really sure why you care who is “normal” and who is “fat” since you can’t score either.
thank you! Im real, and I LOVE my figure, and I eat whatver I want – but I only wear a size 8. My whole family is thin; its just the way I am.
“real” women should be ok with their figure, as long as they are healthy – whether they have large boobs or small, wide hips or narrow, lots of cushion or athletic figure. we’re all real!
Sadly Kirstin, in Hollywood a size 6 or 8 would be considered fat. I’d be willing to bet Ms, Hendricks is probably a 6 which even 10 years ago was considered an enviable size to be. Now its the land of zeroes and double zeroes.
Do I agree with 0 being the new 6? No way in hell. Even Cindy Crawford is a size 6 and I don’t think there’s a single person on Earth who could ever call her fat with a straight face.
Kirstin could be referring to a British size 8 which is the US equivalent of a size 4.
What color is the sky in your world?
She is NOT fat.
If you actually look her up you’ll see that the only thing “fat chunck of lard” about her is her boobs. Infact i was supriced to see how “normal” and curvy she was besides her boobs. Check it out
This lady is what girls should strive for, not Lohan or Whinehouse.
Who, in the ENTIRE WORLD, strives to be like Winehouse? o.o
On-topic: I think she’s hawt. Not just because of the massive bewbage (though it’s a nice thing, of course.), but also because of the curves. I like curves. ^^ And I hate bones poking in me. >_<
If that’s fat then I’m George Clooney.
“Chunk of lard nasty”?
Just turn the knob and step out of there, fella.
Or put the halloween candy away, angry fatty.
I’m sorry. We’ll go over here and enjoy Christina, and leave you to enjoy your Paris Hilton fetish….
This is a nice woman. And she has a light in her eyes that indicates the presence of a brain. I wish she were here.
Real beauty is having huge tits.
damn right, I hate it when the fatties whine about anyone under a size 8.
I’m lost. I’m under a size 8, but I don’t have big tits. Does this mean I can be pretty or not? The mind boggles.
Real beauty is less physical than it is having the independence of mind to not give a flying crap about whether weiner-brained O2-wasters think you have it. Which is what I believe you were expressing, albeit sarcastically? (^_^)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some people like girls with ginormous knockers. That’s okay. Some people like girls with smaller ones. That’s okay too. Everyone has their own preference, and as long as everyone finds someone that fits their wants/needs, then everything is cool.
The End.
This.
To me, to be beautiful you just have to be healthy, like, show you take care of yourself instead of either starving yourself or sitting at home eating nothing but fried food all day.
I generally prefer some curves, but not like, psychotically huge boobs or anything. Balance, I guess.
But ultimately, a person who appears healthy is what is beautiful. Which… makes sense given physical attraction exists, at least biologically speaking, to help choose a fit mate.
(yeah I know, trust me to ruin it with science. I will stop being a nerd now lol)
And what’s beautiful to me, might be hideous to someone else. That’s fine. What’s hideous to me might be gorgeous to someone else. That’s also fine. I think that’s probably programmed into our biology a bit as well, or else everyone on the planet would be after one ideal. But we’re all a bit different, so beauty remains in the eye of the beholder.
(And I do like psychotically huge boobs, but again, that’s just me. LOL)
I agree that there are different tastes, but you can also agree that if there is any standard definition of beauty, it is being healthy.
People can be naturally stocky or thin or short or tall, but being healthy creates the optimal version of that. This is the difference between “fat,” as in legit unhealthy excess weight, and “curvy,” as in naturally thicker but in good physical condition, which will look good. An example would be this woman or Kim Kardashian, (say what you will about her but that is good stuff).
Just my 2 cents.
P.S., I would tear. that. up.
You can be pretty and in truth there is something about every person that makes them special to someone.
However in the context of this diatribe. Big tits give you an advantage. They are the equivalent of string to cats or boxes to children, for us men.
This red headed beauty has a fantastic pair! <3
In other news, trolls have been sighted under the bridge. Do not approach. Unless you’re a goat.
Hmm.. perhaps you need to go $&#* yourself, “Dots”…
BOOBIES.
that was my first thought…
…and my second…and third thoughts too…
This isn’t the chick from Total Recall is it?
Are you hoping that she has a couple more glorious boobies hiding somewhere, ADM?
No, she’s from Mad Men and Firefly.
Must…watch…those…things
I THOUGHT that was Joan! Wasn’t sure though. OMG, season finale is Sunday.
beautiful…just freakin beautiful
flopculture
Beauty. She has them.
bOObs. She has them.
I think that was his joke, genius.
Troll…
Fatty…
peepers is just butthurt that he didn’t make Biggest Loser this season.
But he did, just not the weight loss one.
lmao
Well played, HOW. Well played.
How old are you, 12? pull your finger out of your butt and stop being dumb.
Peepers, you virgin, stfu with your stupid-ass insults, and your constant attempt at trying to get attention. Why don’t you stop trying to make yourself feel better this way, and just go look at some porn.
Hypocrisy – look into it.
So the entire Cheezburger Network hates you. I’m guessing you consider this a win for yourself?
die in a fire.
Oh Saffron…
I thought her name was Yolanda. Or was it Bridget?
Yosaffbridg?
She’s hotter than hell AND was a recurring character on Firefly. Be still my beating heart…
That’s Yosaffbridge?
I’m goin to the special Hell..
If by “recurring” you mean “showed up twice”, then yes.
2 of 14 episodes focusing on her is recurring.
She would have shown up again if Fox hadn’t been run by people who make Possums look smart.
Correction: Real beauty got huge tits….
And by the love of God please stop making the god damn same pointless “jokes” about gurlz dat eat cheezburgrz r kewl!….
That will happen when people stop rating women based on how many ribs they can count.
You’re an idiot
hahahaha hahah heheheheheh hooo
heeeehehehehahahahahaha hhhah hah
heh heh hhheee hhehe hhah
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its so funny almost pee self hahaha
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fat girl hates skinny girl haaaa hahah
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BEST CAPTION EVER!
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hhahha hehehehe ehehe
hooo hoo heehahaha
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I havent laughed this hard since the last ridiculously preachy caption
hehe
haaahaha
>its so funny almost pee self
O.o Dude. Are you in third grade?
This picture is only here because of BOOBS!
Honestly? She’s not that attractive.
She’s not unattractive, but I can’t get over her face. Maybe she needs to lighten up on the makeup or something.
Real Beauty: As captured by a high quality camera, with decent lighting equipment. All in the hands of a professional photographer.
And then there’s Photoshop.
And yes, I am getting sick of these types of pics. I’m beginning to forget what this site is even for.
+1
If I wanted grrl power nonsense, I’d go to a grrl power site…
lol your on a celebrity website and you didn’t expect this kind of thing?
Once or twice, but it’s fairly constant and still not funny.
Who cares? We have boobs. That makes it all better.
So the only true beauty is if you have triple H boobs?
No, not all women look like super skinny models.
But even fewer women have tits that size.
“Real beauty” my ass.
Haha, win. She may not be skinny, but she’s definitely not “real” in the average, everyday sense.
amen!
Ich feel… Happy… in my pants….:D
Cue Jim Carrey’s wolf impression from “The Mask”!
*ahem*
Switch to Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story 2:
“I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud…”
Wolf impression was from the old Tex Avery cartoon’s Big Bad Wolf.=) And appropriately, always done for Lil’ Red!
Thanks, couldn’t remember the cartoon. Had to revert to the secondary reference. *signals bartender* “Get MWahatten whatever he wants, and keep ‘em coming!”
but real beauty does need a flawless, creamy complexion, professional makeup, and an ample bosom.
Real beauty doesn’t need any implements, because it comes from WITHIN.
But that’s not the point of this LOL.
I understand that the caption is saying that curvy is beautiful, but ironically her beautiful breasts are implants!
Thats too bad… anyway she looks yummy xD
You named yourself after me? I’m honored to have had such an impact on your life.
Honestly don’t think those are fake boobs. Which is also amazing.
Honestly I don’t think they are. She does however like to wear ludicrously padded pushup brasierres.
Too true that. ^_^
But hey, it’s all for making the dress filled properly?
Dresses don’t come designed like that. This dress was made to contain very large breasts. Any, they are the result of some sort of plastic surgery, whether its implants or a lift, I don’t know.
Anyone who thinks this woman is fat is insane.
Nope, her curves are natural, she’s all woman. They might look all round and perky but they’re probably not like that when she’s not wearing anything.
Photos or I won’t believe you.
You suck… but still this was funny.
Oh hell yeah! More healthy natural beauties!!
Why do so many people miss the point? For the record, a size 8 is FAT in hollywood, healthy anywhere else. An 8, a 10, a 12 is NOT FAT. Marilyn Monroe was a 14! She’d be a fatass by today’s standards.
I don’t support anyone being overweight, it’s unhealthy, and a strong woman is a fit woman. But fit and emaciated are two different things. I’m not a twig by any means, I love my curves and would never trade them to be a size two.
I don’t hate skinny women at all. I hate that society’s standard of beauty does not include more than one body type. And for the record, I work out every day. Religiously. I have no issues with my self esteem and knuckleheads like peepers couldn’t get the time of day from me.
“Why do so many people miss the point”
ROFLrazzi.
ROFLrazzi.
ROFLrazzi.
ROFLrazzi.
ROFLrazzi.
ROFLrazzi.
ROFLrazzi.
Get it yet?
That’s not the point you were arguing and you know it.
I don’t think you have a job, otherwise you wouldn’t have the time to post so obsessively. Are you still living with your mother?
Maybe. Or maybe I have enough money that I don’t need to work. Or maybe I have the day off. Either way, I’m better than you.
Yes, you’re a stinky, festering douche bag. We get it.
Truly a gentleman.
Hypocritical troll is hypocritical.
Old comeback is still old.
We get it peepers, you are so much smarter and better than everyone else that we should all just go jump off of the nearest bridge. Now, go put your pants back on because your mom needs to get into the basement to wash clothes, ok cupcake?
Useless troll is still useless. I know it hurts because that’s what your daddy says everyday that you haven’t moved out of his house, right?
Marilyn was a size 14, and a gorgeous woman. But a size 14 in the 50s is closer to a size 10 today, because of vanity sizing.
Its true she doesnt fit the current ideal for movies, but I doubt anyone would mistake her for a real “fatass.” Theres curvy, and then theres fat.
You’re not part of the big is beautiful movement then? Where size 20+’s are considered healthy and everyone below is “sick”?
me? um, no. Im a size 8! Im naturally thin, and I try to eat a healthy diet, but I dont work out much, and I love my jiggle-bum! I consider myself “thin with curves” : 36-27-40
“Curvy” has come to mean “large” but its actually not the same. A curvy woman is one with a small waist and ample breasts and hips/butt. She may only wear a size 6 or 8. A large woman, on the other hand, may loose her figure althogether under rolls of fat.
Healthy comes in many different shapes and sizes, but it is difficult to believe someone who wears a size 20 is actually healthy.
Marilyn was indeed a size 14, HOWEVER, dress sizes have changed a lot. She was TINY. Go to a vintage store and try to squeeze into a size 14. They are today’s size 6.
Marilyn’s dressmaker stated her measurements were 36-22-35. That is NOT today’s size 14.
Her waist must of been TINY.
At 16, I was 5′10 3/4 and was 36-22-34, had hip-bones that stuck out enough to bruise my skin when I bumped them, and weighed a whopping 127 pounds, yet was called “big-boned”, “fat” and “A big girl”, and let’s not forget the ever popular…”You have SUCH a pretty face……” I ran faster than about 3/4 of the girls & boys in my class, could dead lift 200 pounds and leg press 265 pounds-but since I didn’t look like Cheryl Tiegs, I was unacceptable. I could care less what anyone else weighs-healthy is healthy.
A female that can deadlift 200 pounds could not also be a fast sprinter.
i was not fast at all. but i could on a single leg do the full stack on the leg press machine. it pissed off the football players too… they couldn’t do it double legged and i was doing reps single legged.
being a long distance runner is (was) fun.
I’m not trying to be offensive but for a woman deadlifting 200 pounds is A LOT. A woman that muscular just probably doesn’t have the ability to outrun runners in high school.
That’s AWESOME that you could lift that.
Liar.
I happen to own a dress that was (supposedly) made for Marilyn but never worn, by her dressmaker during The Prince and The Showgirl. It may just be a dress that happens to have her measurements from the same era, but there’s a signed letter from the dressmaker. UK 10 with somewhat bigger boobs – as you say, US size 6
Dream on UK size 10 is US size 6!?!
Our women may be a little chunky but they aren’t the size of the tanks you see milling around US Food courts.
The actors and actresses that people associate with the US person account for less than 1% of the population. Where as your John Candy look alikes account for circa 85%!
It’s actually about a size 11. I know, because I’m almost exactly the same size that she was. And yet ignorant fools tell me that I’m fat. I’m sorry, but just because I naturally have DD’s and your girlfriend can’t even fill out her A’s does not make me fat. Medically, I’m actually at my perfect weight for 5′7.
And they really should make a block button for the peepers oaf. (And I’m so very sorry that that three letter word is beyond his pathetic vocabulary)
and in a bikini her ribs still showed so according to some peoples comments she was anorexic and needed to eat a cheeseburger.
Marilyn Monroe had a 23 inch waist, you idiot.
To be fair, Ms. Marylin was CONSTANTLY being berated by the studio to lose weight, even when men around the world worshiped her.
You’re a liar.
Marilyn wasn’t a size 14 by today’s standers, back then a size 14 would have been more like a size 8.
Here we go again! Women are only ‘real’ if they are not thin! Blah blah blah….get over it people!
real beauty – she has it.
real boobies – she does not.
(www.goodplasticsurgery.com – you can see her implants)
real women come in all shapes and sizes, including both thin and curvy. theres a difference, tho, between curvy and vastly overweight. its not sexy when there are rolls of fat.
+1 point. It was floating around and needed a home. Please care for it.
Actually that picture on the website is not the result of implants. Its’ the result of a corset which one can tell she is wearing underneath her wedding dress if one knows what to look for. Look at any large chested female in a similar style of dress and you will get the same effect. There was not enough room for the breast to go out so they go up. As I said, any woman in a corset will look similar.
I HAVE seen woman with natural breasts that large amply supported. What you dont see with natural breasts is the sharply outlined curve shape at the top of the breasts, especially on the outer side (near the armpit.) I think she has implants under breasts that were already ample, so they look good, but at some angles, you can see the implant.
Her boobs are fake. Google images of her and look at the one at stylelist.com. I have 36DD boobs and I can shove them up and squeeze them together as much as possible and they never have the sharply outlined curve shape that just ends as fake boobs like hers do. Sorry to burst your bubble, but most if not all of VS models also have had breast augmentation done. I can always spot fake boobs this way.
“Peepers” really needs to get a job or a hobby, aside from trolling.
That was random and uncalled for.
Peepers is hurt, because his weakness has been called.
Shoo idiot. Come back when you gain understanding.
Understanding of what? How brilliantly you tell the people of Cheezburger your wit and wisdom? How could we have been so blind to your genius? Does your mother know you didn’t go to school today?
Hey look, my second groupy!
I’m just tired of finding you on all of the LOL sites. The LOLs have been bad enough without having to deal with annoying serial trolls. Even the sad little sports LOL site. I mean, why? Please answer that question for me because I’ve always wanted to know why trolls do what they do.
Honestly, I am tired of paws4thot doing the random post thing, so I did it back to him. People jumped on me for it, and it went from there. I’ve been on these sites for a long time, posting here and there. I’m not new.
We know you’re not new. That doesn’t make you any more tolerable.
I can’t believe you told somebody else their comment was uncalled for.
Did it at least make you chuckle?
It made me upchuckle.
you need to get a hobby other than commenting and feeding a troll because thats what he wants you to do, i hope in time you will figure out how retarded you truly are.
Who is she and why should we matter??
she’s Malcolm Reynold’s wife
OMG I didn’t recognize her! She’s put on so much weight! Admittedly she was really skinny in Our Mrs. Reynolds, but this is a bit much… Her head is lost in a sea of boobage.
I don’t know what your talking about. I specifically remembered her because of her boobs.
she didn’t put on weight, she just put on tits… better boob job than most hollywood girls though
The camera adds ten pounds of tits?
The camera is AWESOME then.
It’s called a padded bra, dear.
Someone should have told this elephant to move out of the way so we could see some of the fine tail on the red carpet.
You’re too late to be original, Mr. Troll. Other people have beat you to it.
Aw, another macro by an angry fatty trying to convince herself that “curves” (aka mounds of fat) are what men *REALLY* like. Not those icky people whose *gasp* BONES you can see under their skin! Ewwwww.
Pathetic. Why is this on the front page?!
Taking care of ones body and watching what one eats is a bad thing.
Coming to the internet to complain about people who take care of their bodies and watch what they eat is a good thing. It makes them feel better, and is easier than actually having to exercise.
Pfft. You fail.
Curvy ladies. I likes them.
I fail because you like fat women? Rationality fail.
So all women with curves are fat women to you? Talk about a rationality fail.
In today’s society, fetishes are mostly acceptable. Chubby chasing being one of them. If it makes you happy, then go for it.
Just to satisfy my morbid curiosity, how do you define “fat?” I’m relatively sure that some of who I think are attractive would qualify for you “chubby chasing.” I think it’s a stretch to call it a fetish, although I’m aware such a fetish exists. Yes, this is actually an attempt to make conversation with you.
He might be a troll… but…
Honestly, he does NOT say “starving oneself is good.” Instead, he uses what appears to be sarcasm to point out that being healthy is really what we should strive for.
A healthy person often has some gentle curves; they’re not angular with bones jutting out. Neither does a healthy person have rolls of fat.
This whole arguement is becoming more and more pathetic. “Big” women want to be known as healthy and beautiful, “Thin” women want to be known as healthy and beautiful, while the actual “healthy” women get caught in the crossfire and get called both ‘fat’ and ’starving.’
Another troll coming out of the woodwork whenever anyone puts up a picture of a non-scrawny woman. Pathetic. Why is this on the site?
The mams looks augmented to me, overly so too, so hard to call her 100% real.
I will say though, other than that, she does looks great.
Real beauty doesn’t flaunt itself.
YES.
Finally, someone who GETS IT!
Thank you. Class and taste seem to be vanishing.
im starting to get really depressed. there hasnt been a good lol on here in weeks. just a lot of captions telling us how great the person depicted is for various reasons.
i might just lock my computer and throw away the virutal key.
Real beauty has a sense of humor.
Seriously…where have all the good lols gone?
apparently real beauty needs to have silicones… :/
Yeah, I mean; what is so good when your girl can crush a can with her plastic boob.
Silly Cones? is that some sort of ice cream?
Seriously tho, I don’t find her that attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that…then again at least she looks like a person…rather than that Knightley one who reminds me of an old teacher i had called skellitor…
pple, that’s a manican; no1’s that pale
I’m not sure, but the boobs look fake.
What do you say, room of angry teenage monkeys who are experts on plastic-filled boobs? (I mean – the people who comment here).
I met Christina once. She is very beautiful in person. She is also quite nice and very gracious as well and certainly doesn’t need some of the boneheads here validating whether or not she meets their elementary standard of beauty. Her boyfriend (who was very hot) seemed quite taken with her the night I met them. I imagine she’s doing much better for herself then some of you yahoos.
im only 11 and wut is this ?
+1
We can only hope.
Your mom should of licked you off her thigh, BLIMPY
Interesting. I’m a vegetarian who eats very little processed food. I also am very active in outdoor activities. The combination of these two factors result in my being a very thin girl.
Kind of ironic that my love of natural foods and the outdoors makes my beauty “fake” according to some just because I’m skinny.
Though on a side note, I’m a big fan of Christina in both Firefly & Madmen, and I do think she’s gorgeous.
It’s not that skinny isn’t beautiful, if that’s how you are. You exercise and eat good food, and are skinny, then that’s what you are. It’s the women that are being held up as the model of beauty that starve themselves and do drugs to stay really thin, that are told they are too fat when they weigh 120 lbs, that is the problem. I think real beauty is more about being healthy, whatever size you may be. Eating a proper amount of food, getting exercise, looking attractive but not over-processed, is what I think of as beauty. It will come in different sizes, too.
1. Boobs.
2. I’ll bet she smells good.
3. I don’t see how anyone could honestly think she’s fat. She looks like she’s in great shape to me.
4. “Real men love curves” is a load of crap. Nobody is qualified to say what “real men” like or don’t like. It’s a matter of personal preference, that’s all. Personally, I prefer girls with large funbags, even if they happen to be a little chubby, instead of skinny girls with small-to-nonexistant breasts, but that’s just me.
5. REAL beauty? Probably not. I don’t doubt that this is a great looking woman in real life. But here we’re looking at a photoshopped image created by a professional photographer, lighting designer, hair stylist, makeup artist, and wardrobe consultant. There’s nothing wrong with this, and the result is nice to look at. But it’s no more REAL than some 95-pound rack of ribs like Lindsey Lohan.
6. B(.)(.)BS!!!
Apparently “real” beauty includes bewbs that look mighty fake.
I think her boobs looking so huge is just the angle…I watch Mad Men every week, and she looks like a large D at the most. Given her build, it’s probably natural.
Real beauty doesn’t need to starve itself, but it does need a massive chest.
I guess it doesn’t need boobs implant. I admit I prefer largely big breasts to skinny starving anorexic girls, but as long as they are natural, it is…
Uhm, she’s actually on the slender side, just busty. Half the adult women in America would have to “starve” themselves to get as “fat” as her.
I was wondering if that was just me thinking: “What? She’s just skinny with big boobs!”
LoLz or not, I think all of the women on Mad Men are sexy! Real or not real is not the issue, it’s being confident enough to be happy with what you have; thus teaching all young girls of America it’s ok to be any size that’s healthy!!
Real beauty just needs to be under 35, genetically blessed all to Hell and back, and have a hellishly great rack. Apparently.
because those are the best years of fertility. DUUUUUHHHH
Mmmmokay. “Best years of fertility” actually run from sixteen to yeah, around 35 or so, but past 28-30 is where you’ve got hormonal stability, weight, bone mass, a bunch of other things that equal “lots of healthy babies” so yeah, I’m buying it.
shes not fat she just has huge tits..which equals nasty
You sicken me.
I’d hit it. And I wouldn’t be afraid of breaking it.
I heard that.
Awesome rack.
true beauty doesn’t have breasts bigger than it’s head either.
…why not?
wow, is there always this sort of raging discussion/trolling on this site?! Or only the ones with boobs? I just commented because I had been reading a thread about her boobs on another site … apparently there was a whole world of comment flaming on LOL sites that I was missing out on!
True beauty may not need to starve itself, but it sure as hell needs giant breast implants!
she is perfection! beautiful
AMEN! I don’t swing that way, and I think she’s gorgeous.
Real my butt, her boobs are clearly not in proportion with the rest of her body, she obviously has gotten a boob job
………but it does need fake boobs!
This peepers guy is licking my nards right now. Seriously, right this very moment. It feels pretty good because he’s toothless.
lmao.
I think she’s absolutely gorgeous, but all of these “real women” and “real beauty” captions are BS. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, and while I personally don’t find stick thin women attractive, I can’t deny that some people out there do. Instead of describing one body type as the only beautiful one, we should all accept that each of us has a different standard of beauty, and stop putting down women who don’t fit our ideal type.
+1 for common sense.
It’s weird that you would say that, as you’re the one who has been rallying against the fatties this whole time.
I think she’s beautiful. Stunning. Gorgeous.
She is absolutely exquisite and I’d go lesbian for her in the time it takes for her to bat her perfect eyelashes.
Titcow isn’t remotely fat, titcow just has massive boobs. The kids on /tv/ love her.
Bitter flat girl is bitter.
Epic bewbs!
OMG ITS SAFFRON!!
I love that dress. Too bad it probably cost $9000.
Whooo-hooo! Over 240 comments and I never even heard of this woman before. Kinda says something about…um fashion?
Um, am I seriously the only one that think she’s skinny? Her boobs are HUGE sure, but her arms and tummy are rather thin! Basically what this “Lol” is telling me is to be skinny but have huge boobs the size of my head.
Um…thanks.
A pissed off fat chick made this
Peepers, you are my hero. You have made everyone upset at you without the use of profanity. I don’t usually like “Trolls” because they are usually way too offensive. But I think in your case I can make an exception.
PS- Real or fake, this girl’s tits are way too big
Real Beauty is……..not copying/pasting wikipedia articles.
Real women have girly bits.
Not all real women have the proprtions of this young lady: some are slender, some are tall, some are cursed with flat chests, some are cursed with “boobs bigger than their heads”. Wreaks havoc on one’s posture.
She’s pretty, though, and I would kill for her skin.
I’m so sick of being told I’m not a “real” woman because I wear a size 0.
I’m beyond sick of having people “jokingly” shove food in my face and tell me I need to “eat a cheeseburger” and “not throw it up this time”.
I am not a fake person because I have a small build, nor am I anorexic or bullimic, nor do I do drugs to maintain my size.
And I am absolutely, without a doubt, completely sick of preachy LOLs that don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
[endrant]
Curvy is not fat. Quit using it interchangeably.
I believe when people say “Real women”; they mean to say women that: (1) don’t starve themselves, (2) don’t do drugs, (3)aren’t superficial, etc, etc… I think a “real woman” could be a size 0 or 28.. But we all tend to assume that people like Zombie–who is small–is automatically anorexic and that’s just wrong. It’s like saying that a bigger person is lazy. Quick judgements are wrong… especially over appearances.
I wouldn’t mind her skin tone, She is Breath taking to me. In Hollywood, She is a real woman compared to some or Most of Ladies there that are skinny due to pills and Superficial-ness. My friend has a fast metabolism and she is skinny but she is a Real woman. Hell I’m a size 13-14 and I have curves and, I am a real woman. To me, Any woman is a Real woman just as long as they feel like they are comfortable with themselves.
i can’t believe she married, “the snoz berries taste, like snoz berries” guy, from super troopers. lucky bastard
As I was scrolling down to this picture, I thought it was Kari Byron at first.
I thought the exact same thing! *runs over to the Look-Alike generator* And she is also a cutie, as well as being a nerd…too bad she’s already taken, heh.
apparantly real beauty needs a boob job though?
Reminder: Captions are supposed to be LOL or ROFL funny. No one comes to this site for social commenary.
wow, she is stunning! I haven’t seen her in anything before, I’ll be sure to look for her.
Wow, these comments have managed to be offensive towards women of all body types. Thanks for making me feel inadequate.
Real beauty doesn’t need to look starved, but it apparently still needs huge honkers.
It helps that she was blessed with enormous knockers. If she was a 34A we might not be as distracted from chubby arms or a little cookie belly. I think that we ought to take into account, when singing the praises of a healthy female body, that a “healthy” doesn’t usually involve giant boobies. In fact, a healthy woman will probably be shaped like a pear, not a banana with, like, oranges stuck on the top of it.
So just to clarify, it isn’t okay for fatties to generalize or assume that because you’re skinny you’re anorexic, but it IS okay for you to assume that all overweight people are eating their feelings and hate themselves?
She didnt say all fattys eat their feelings and hate themselves. She said the ones that post up comments insulting every single not obese women are.
No, she didn’t. Re-read her post. She said “Fatties” not “Fatties who post nasty comments”
But that’s what she meant. Quit being so literal.
Wow – she is HOTTTT. And she’s not exactly banana shaped either – she’s fairly hip-ish. Wow. Hot. And the rack helps too, yes, I won’t lie about that.
Wauw, she is photoshopped.
ya, you just need giant boobs like this lady 9.9
If you want to see just penises go look through your dad’s porn collection. Here, we look at boobies.
Hey look…another post about a not that fat woman, to make really goddamn fat women feel better about themselves and diabetes and heart disease.
Maybe not starve itself, but at least have huge boobs.
….But it does need big boobs.
Being thin isn’t a crime.
(But she is beautiful.)
Lol. I like you.
Yeah. And according to this real women’s breasts sag HORRIBLY by the time they’re 36, and have back folds.
I think curvy girls are beautiful… but I also don’t think skinny girls are “fake,” as implied by this macro.
You know what’s weird? Everybody is discussing curves and sizes and of course that divinely sculpted rack, but all I think of when I see her is that she has a really, really small head. How weird is that? It’s like a fifth as wide as her shoulders. Her neck is as long as her face.
I guess that’s not particularly important to most people’s idea of beauty. But wow. Weird.
She’s still gorgeous, but I keep thinking how she would look with skull implants. Do they have those? I bet they do.
Ummm… shes still skinny she just has big boobs…
healthy beauty comes in ALL sizes.
ugly fake tits help I suppose.
Real Beauty? I knew her in high school, nose job, cheek implants and a boob job….
She is not fat. Anyone who says she is is a moron. /thread
HOT!She is pretty