Hmm… How can I incorporate
Hmm… How can I incorporate pole dancing into a kids award show?…
(Miley Cyrus)
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like OMG like i know right!
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win
im so ashamed…
she is born on the very same day and year that im born
its just not cool because i dont like her…
Well, maybe you were born to balance things out, to be her opposite to even things out in the Universe, you have to be the proof that particular day you and her were born wasn’t cursed or something…
Positivity WIN
that might be it idd
but its still not cool :O
Or more importantly, being born on the same day and year…perhaps you are here to end the world of this menace. Neither can live while the other survives…
Nice harry potter quote.
You’re like twins in the sense of good and evil. You’re the good one.
I was born in the same year and I feel pretty disgusted for it. Atleast I can always say I’m older and I know better, even if it’s just some months.
when you grow up, you won’t care as much. Or at all.
Miley Cyrus is the reason I now hate Disney. I don’t really care about the Jonas bros because they don’t take up 90% of the timespace. Nickelodion is dying slowly too, putting on crappy cartoons whilst kicking out the old ones. Good find, I’m sure this will make parents hate her more and to be seen as a bad role model. Heard she’s pregnant >.>
Nick slowly dying? Nick’s been a rotting corpse since 2000.
Not true Avatar: the Last Airbender was an awesome show, granted Here4tehlulz is right, hopefully nickelodeon comes up with something that actually has story and plot.
It was awesome, but they refused to push it and it too died, therefore simply adding to the decaying corpse that is nick.
Joining that cartoon zombie limbo called the Nicktoons Channel. But hey, Nick has iCarly. That’s enough, right? *goes into seizures because my daughter is obsessed with that show*
Miley Cyrus is not the one who comes up with this stuff. Hate the Disney execs who seem to think that skanky outfits and skanky actions are appropriate for little girls to wear/do and see. I remember Disney princesses used to wear pretty sparkly clothes that covered them up and mothers wanted to buy their little girls dress up clothes like them. Now, if a mom dressed her little girl up like a Disney icon, she would be considered an unfit mother. Disney has not made a good animated movie since The Little Mermaid and a live action movie since Homeward Bound (even though it wasn’t as good as the original).
You make a good point but what we have to realize is that Disney does whatever will make money. If parents weren’t telling their daughters that it’s okay to act this way then Disney wouldn’t do it.
disney also uses child labor. And so do toys r us.
Seriously thats freaky
I disagree about “The Little Mermaid” being the last good Disney cartoon film. “Beauty and the Beast” is a great one (my favorite) because it focuses on what’s inside being what counts, and because they actually take their time to fall in love. And, when they do start falling for each other, he gives her a library (that scene has always been the one I wanted to happen to me one day) which shows that he recognizes that she’s intelligent and respects it. Plus, it’s just the best.
Mulan’s not that bad, either, because she gets to kick a$$ and take names and prove that while girls may not always have the brute strength to do something, we’re far from helpless. That’s just on the female-role-model front, though.
I totally agree with everything else you said, though. It’s hardly her fault that Disney has turned into the skank-o-matic channel. That’s all Disney, and Disney would change the programming if no watched it, so it’s all on us, really. Well, not necessarliy /us/ but the people who let their kids watch this crap.
Are we not counting Pixar movies as Disney? Because most of them are pure awesome.
I’m not, because Pixar is amazing and cancells out Disney’s sucktasticness. Yeah, I know that’s not a word, but the Mouse is evil, y’all. Pure evil.
Good. That’s a relief. Okay, in that case, I agree with you, but the first movie that really super turned me off to Disney was Pocahontas. Way to exploit a historical figure into your fantasy movie, Disney! But I think they have made some decent movies since Little Mermaid. Aladdin and Lion King come to mind. That’s about all I can think of, though. LOL (I have two kids under age 9 so I’ve gotten plenty of Disney in the last several years.)
Ahh! I forgot the Lion King! Bad me! It was the second movie I ever saw in theaters and it is definitely a great one. Tbh, I was just basing my comment on the “princess” films because of the whole role-model thing. I’m not a big Aladdin fan, currently. I watched it too much in high school. And the sequels are kinda crap.
Sucktasticness? If its not a word, it should be.
I’m sorry but IT IS Miley’s fault too for playing Disney’s game and not quitting. She’s just not the only guilty one here, but she does share a part of guilt.
When people all start to say “I’m just doing my job” the world goes wrong.
You misunderstand me. It is her fault that she’s skank-o-matic (although, I think bad parenting is partly to blame). It’s not her fault that Disney is the skank-o-matic channel. Disney is the one who’s marketing her to children, and parents are the ones letting their kids watch this crap/buying the merchandise. Even if she refused to do these things, Disney would just find someone else to dance around on stage, lip-synching to hideously altered vocals and holding on to “not” a stripper pole.
Wow… showing an underage girl dressed up like a hooker and pole dancing on a childrens award show… But it’s us gays that are destroying “family values”, eh?
You win.
you lose
Seconded.
Only if you pole dance on a children’s award show. Sexual orientation is a moot point. I have a sexual leaning towards legumes.
I prefer melons myself
Logic Win!
And Daddy gave her a standing ovation O.o
Which is waaaaaaay more disturbing than I can even express. If my daughter did that, it’d kill me on the spot. End of story. No applause. Just death.
I watched the video clip of the show. To be pole dancing…don’t there have to be some moves involved? On a real ice cream wagon, that would be ‘pole for an umbrella’. On a stage one, it’s ‘pole to hold on to, so that she doesn’t fall off while singing, while they allow everyone else a better view of the singer.’
She didn’t do a spin, a drop, a shimmy against the pole, or the upside down thing. Therefore…it’s just a pole.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..
Freudian WIN
Yeah? Well sometimes it’s A BIG BROWN DICK.
God I love George Carlin.
I agree with Doug… there was nothing seductive about the way she was just holding on to the pole to keep from falling off.
But the clothing she and her dancers are wearing certainly is provocative and completely inappropriate for a kid’s award show.
there’s nothing talented about her singing either so she’s batting 1000 it seems.
But it is suggestive, not?
you actually WATCHED it? Shudder
My wife watched it (against her will unfortunately) and said it seemed like pole dancing to her. Maybe not professional stripper, but c’mon, the symbolism was pretty f’ing obvious.
Um no. The message still gets across. So… your point again?
is she 18 yet???
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Hey, if she’s good enough for the President’s daughters, she’s good enough for you. Now STFU you ass clowns!!!11!1!
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Just another young lady having her life destroyed by the Walt Disney Corp. It’s hard to believe that Walt once made Annette Funicello promise to NEVER show her belly button.
Look, it’s the Hookers ‘R Us review! Or is that We ‘B Hos?
Her main claim to fame is that she’s Billy Ray’s daughter. She’s certainly not talented enough to warrant all the attention otherwise.
and his main claim to fame is an annoying country song and a mullet. apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
*sporfle* I just sprayed yogurt on my monitor.
hhhhmmmm i wonder if she does birthday party’s, inside the cake
Britney Spears minus the beauty and talent.
haha too true!
I personally find Miley Cyrus to be more physically attractive than Britney Spears.
But that’s about it.
I’ve never been particularly wowed by either.
Well, neither really has talent, but you’re right about the “minus the beauty” thing.
Britney Spears has negative talent, so what you’re saying here mathematically indicates Miley has more talent.
Can Miley’s beefy frame dance like Britney?
Look mah! I wanna be a slut just like Miley!
Just need Mickey in the back room in purple clothes and a big Pimp blinger on his neck!
That might be the coolest mental image I’ve had in a long time.
She wasn’t “pole dancing,” she was holding on to a pole so she wouldn’t fall off a moving cart. But try telling that to Miley Cyrus haters, both non Christians and the Christian witchhunters who get her on every little thing they can (I’m not a fan, I just don’t see the need to criticize her)
She was hanging onto a pole while dressed like a hooker. She didn’t have to be doing the actual pole dancing for the connection to be made.
Yeah, if they didn’t want to imply pole dancing, then why have her USING A POLE??? There are plenty of other ways to do a performance. Certainly someone had to have said, “You know what this kinda looks like?”
wow interesting that you feel she was dressed like a hooker when she was dressed like just about every other girl out there in the world… I have a hard time finding clothes to buy for my daughter because all that is sold is clothes like this… I think none of you people are looking at the big picture and you are nit picking someone because you are jealous. Besides she is nothing like crazy brittany and she has way more talent in her little toe then crazy brittany has in her body.
Britney is beautiful,look at her big brown eyes. Miley has squinty tiny eyes and her teeth look fake. Britney has a cute shape,Miley has no figure so she really doesn’t need to parade around half naked.
Dressed like every other girl out there in the world? Where do you shop for your daughters clothes, in club stores? I’m 21 and 5′2″. I have absolutely no problem finding clothes that aren’t revealing that fit me. No, I’m not considered a “Girl” anymore, but I don’t dress anything like Miley, I’m an adult, and I keep myself about 90% more covered than she does. It’s sad that she’s only what, 16?
I work at a place that sells clothes. And we sell way more than shorts that are barely longer than under ware. You know, pants and tshirts. Where are you shopping? XD
Yeah! It’s not like it was a stripper pole in family-friendly disguise or anything…
Out of curiosity, why did you bring Christianity into this?
Because it’s hip and cool to insult Christians now. Because every last one of the are homophobic prudes.
/sarcasm
i hate miley cyrus she is stupid,she sucks,and i luv this its in my favs
comman in brazil
i wonder if she puts ice cream in her milkshakes.
She was actually named the worst influence on american children ever! i dont beleive its just in america even in like south africa
Guys! Do you hear yourselves when you talk or is just a roaring in you’re ears?!!!! Brittany is a slut, but i wouldn’t even come close to saying Miley is like that. Sure she dresses kinda sluttty, but do you realize how many girls do now days? I know i know, that sounds bad but it’s true. And i honestly don’t think that she dresses like that on a daily basis. If she does so what! at least she’s talented and for those of you who say she isn’t you obviously wouldn’t know talent if it hit you in the head with a coconut!
NOT pole dancing.
It may not have been straight up pole dancing, but it was an obvious reference.
And yes, she dresses like a slut, and for those of you who say that “she’s just dressing like other teenage girls, so it’s perfectly fine” are probably either a parent of a slutty teenage girl trying to absolve themselves from any responsibility in how their daughter dresses [I bet you fall for the "but everybody else is doing it/has it" trick to] or one of said slutty teenage girls. Not all teenagers dress like cheap whores, and not all stores sell those clothes. So stop trying to excuse her inappropriate clothing by referencing false statements.
And yes, Miley has no talent, but neither does Demi Levato, the Jonas Brothers, or any of the “Disney Channel Stars” that has been forced upon the masses as “good music”. She cannot sing, cannot act, and cannot dance.
And before you go and say that “I’m just jealous” or “I wouldn’t know talent if I fell on my head”, go and take another listen to her “music”. Can you even hear her real voice? No? I didn’t think so.
If you want to hear talent, go to a show [or play if that's your thing] where they aren’t playing pre-recorded music and the vocalist is just lipsynching. Hear some live music. Not crap put through a synthesizer
Have a standing ovation.
What a s-l-u-t