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Wow, he does his eyeliner better than me :/
don’t be sad, she probably has a makeup artist do it for her.
she is a he
I meant That she is a he*
Hm, I am a 100% straight guy. And you know what – hand to god I thought the picture was of a female…..crap like this is what causes those nightmare stories in amsterdam we always hear about and never believe
yah, I know, at first I was like, okay, then I saw “Bill” and then I wuz like “WTF!?!?”
Me too man. I was thinking like “this chick’s kinda pretty” but after I found out my brain threw up a little bit.
stop saying she. he wears his makeup the same as me. thats kinda sad
No matter what it is, it’s even less comfortable to call it Bill.
he’s so cute when he’s taking himself seriously. “yeah man. i m a rockstar. i wind the cable around me. check THIS out!”
Wait… HE? It is a MALE?! Jesus Christ on a pogo stick… on an elephant… falling through a black hole!
Wow that chick is smokin hot. Lol.
It’s a guy. He’s hott either way but is still male.
given the the lack of masculinity I suspect he/it is a vegetarian eating eats too much soy-based products.
Actually, his favorite food is meatballs in capers sauce, and he beat me at a wurst-eating contest.
And given his looks I’m sure he’s a big fan of Boy George.
It’s funny because people think he’s hot XD
I’m not sure how flippin’ crazy my taste is, but I think he’s cute, and I’m a straight female. D: Too much anime for me. I’m used to girly guys. It’s guys like him that are willing to push the limits that are impressive. It lets the general public let loose a bit. :3
It’s even more funny because a lot of dude’s think he’s hot… XD
Oh Mon Dieu…
That’s a guy?? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ziiiiiiiiipp!
Only in the strictest of technical senses.
I’ve known this group for some years and still wonder what the hell is that – boy or girl…
Ok, if Tom and the person up there are identical twins, and Tom is a guy, Bill must be a guy, correct?
unless bill had a sex change and is now commonly known as “billie”
Except people call him Billa.
That belt buckle is a WIN!
It would be a WIN if it were in anyone else’s belt.
i was like “why is that girl wearing boy’s clothes?”
and then i realized.
come on! dont diss us tom boys. i love to wear boys’ clothes. i even wear boxers. my husband thinks it s sexy.
Boy’s clothes? Where?
you lost me
He’s one of the most feminine men in the world yet still hotter than you! =)
Nope. Feminine men aren’t hot. At least not for women who live in the real world.
women who live in the real world = women who are more masculine than Bill Kaulitz?
Most women are more masculine than Bill Kaulitz. My wife, who can do a fair impersonation of a Barbie doll, is more masculine and Bill Kaulitz.
Epic Win on that. Geez – I had to look twice to see if it was a girl, and even then I had to read who it was in the description below the picture.
do you think he actually has a penis?
Considering all men do yes you moron.
Maybe not for you but to a lot of us they are.
TTRAP
THIS FAILS HARD. WHOEVER MADE THIS IS JEALOUS THAT BILL LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN AND STILL SCORES 10 TIMES MORE!!!!!!!!! CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
yeah, 10 times more 14 year olds.
I DO BELIEVE I WON THIS ARGUMENT, SIR
wow, that girl is pretty cute OH GOD
It’s a guy.
Are we done with the Kaulitz jokes? Can we throw them on the pile of “sparkly vampires” jokes?
AMEN
Can we throw “The Jonas Brothers are gay, hur, hur,” jokes on that pile as well? And then burn it with lots of fire?
No, no, I think we should burn it with lots of jelly.
HOLY CRAP! THAT’S A GUY!? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HOT CHICK!? EVRYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
OMG. Who ever made that is a FAIL! Tokio Hotel is like one of the biggest rock bands around the world! ARE U!?!!?
Nawww….DIDNT THINK SO < a fish
“Tokio Hotel is like one of the biggest rock bands around the world!”
wow … how old are you kid ???
well not the biggest but 3 times best band in a row ain´t bad tbh.
but rock is a bit wrong, it´s pop.
Well, through some quick Wikipedia work, I can now state that I’ve never heard anything by them!
cant be so big, then, huh. pink floyd are a bit bigger.
They are? I can probably say most people here haven’t heard of them until recently. So they can’t be that popular.
you have no idea what rock is.
god, these kids today!
So what? Bill still just failed at using a microphone.
Uh… no. sorry. They will never BE one of the biggest rock bands in the world.
Next to that thing, Adam Lambert looks like Vin Diesel.
as opposed to the drunken sparkly racoon he usually looks like…?
Okay… Bill Kaulitz pwns, but that’s still pretty funny.
AMEN!
Just so everyone knows, there are to “Kitty” people on this deal, and I prefer my men to NOT ask to borrow my makeup, I don’t give a damn how much money they make.
But yeah, that belt-buckle kicks ass.
I know, typo. So what? To, two, you get it.
It’s not a fail — it’s a perfect success at subtly appealing to the bdsm crowd without going so far as to be anything that more straight-laced folk could put a finger on as ‘offensive’.
I swear to god! Every freakin time i see this dude, I think its a hot emo-ish chick but then realize its a freakin Dude!
Man I’m soo freaking disturbed.
walking through a field…BAM! hit a mine.
Bill Kaulitz is soo hawt.No other guys compare to him
Thank god for that. If I looked like that I would constantly have to look in my pants if ‘it’ was still there, just to reassure myself.
That or wait until the end of time for them to drop from your abdominal cavity
If you looked like that, you’d be getting a lot more tail than you do now, if you’re getting any at all.
Yes, but if pretty emo boys aren’t your thing, you might not be happy about that tail.
And by tail you mean butt, right? Cause no “real” women would want that..ewwwwwwwwwwww! Maybe silly teenage britneys…..
too bad for him it’s tail of the same sex. unless of course that’s what he wants.
You are so right.
this is what Davey Havoc wishes he looked like. too bad he’s 43.
Hell thats what every jealous guy who says hes gay wishes they looked like.
I *highly* doubt that!!!
My sweetheart does NOT wish that he looked like that. It would be awfully embarassing to always be called Miss and have people assume he is my sister. He is 100% happy looking male.
The only reason underage girls find him attractive is their hormones have not kicked in. Grow up a bit and you will learn what a REAL man is.
THIS!
I literally had to look at the comments to… confirm my suspicions
IT’S A TRAP!!!
Okay, I love guys in make up, I be loving the goth hotties, but this is ridiculous. I wouldn’t even go lesbian for him. To be fair, he may have a hormonal problem.
She’s kinda pretty.
Oh, crap..
I’d hit it.
Me too, no prob, don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl, it sure is purtty
Okay, so that IS a man? Those eyes, nose, jawline and hands belong to a man? Not a woman? A man? Really? Are you sure? It’s Bill, not Billi? Really? Are you sure?
New a guy in college prettier than that. Thick, gorgeous blond hair, smooth delicate skin, fine facial features. For the first two weeks we were congratulating his roommate because we thought he had a cute blond live-in already. After that the guy gave up shaving regularly, to avoid any confusion. The blond also turned out to be a pretty decent dude to hang with, even if all the girls on the floor were jealous of his hair.
She could get a few guys…
OH MAH GOSH.
What the heck is that???? Drop the eyeliner and no one gets hurt.
Kaulitz is sexy. The end.
Soo.. How is Kaulitz a rock star fail? He’s a successful musician whether or not you enjoy his music… *checks comments*
Or are horrified at his androgyny.
What they fail to see it that he is doing Japanese rock in German and many Japanese rock stars have make-up on and the same kind of clothes to. Personally, I don’t like his music but I do find him HOT with the new hair style.
And, coincidentally enough, many J-pop male stars also look like women.
Befuddled is right, though; the guy has a successful career and Tokio Hotel has a rabid following. How’s that a fail?
true true… and they also look really hot too – GACKT-san. =D
I do agree with you, I don’t see this as a fail either.
My god… YES! Bill (A GUYS NAME) Is a guy. He’s in a German friggen rock band. To some people yea he’s hot and we swoon over him but bloody hell if you don’t like the fact he does look feminine Get over it.. Geez
Thank you!
Nuff said.
Um. Please don’t associate this girly lion wannabe with anything German Rock. You can call “him” a pop star.
Some girls may like his style, but imo he still looks uber gay.
On the other hand girls dig gay men. That might explane it..
It’s not that we dig gay men. It’s that we _don’t_ dig macho posturing cavemen, insecure homophobes, or testosterone-soaked jocks.
Honestly, I don’t dig insecure homophobes, or testosterone-soaked jocks, BUT, I really love my husband, who happens to be a body builder (but not a meat head or a tool.) Sure there are women out there that like feminine type men, but there are a lot of us women who like guys that actually look like Guys. I’d much rather have a big burly caveman than a scrawney little girly looking boy.
My husband is a rather masculine type, too (though he has waist length dark hair, in perfect spiral curls… natural ones, the bastard). Six foot tall, well built, heavy shoulders… and I find him exceedingly attractive. I also found him attractive when we married, and he was more of the slender dancer-type, almost totally lacking in body hair, with short geek-boy curls. But that’s because I found _him_ attractive, the important bits that are inside… and my physical tastes expanded to include any packaging he came in. Finding someone we love attractive isn’t the same thing, though, as simple physical attraction. When we judge anyone by looks, let’s face it — we’re not judging them on the whole picture. So we have to go on what we have, and on past experiences. I’ve known sensitive, secure, sweet, wonderful men who looked like thugs, others who looked like macho jocks, and a few who looked like useless frat boys. But the majority of the men I’ve met who fit the ‘look’ for those particular types also tend to fit the stereotypes for those types, which isn’t something I find attractive. In contrast, most of the men I’ve met who wear eyeliner and lace gloves tend to be sweet, funny, and lacking in both crude potty humor and macho posturing. Not all — we’ve already established that looks can be deceiving — but enough that my subconscious, when presented with a ‘girly boy’ automatically assumes a better chance of him being something I’d get along with than it does when presented with a blond crew-cut, bulging muscles, and ‘manly’ clothes.
It’s amusing how many guys immediately go offensive after a moment of confusion — “Ooooh pretty… wait, there are man-bits?! Oh god, I must prove I am not teh gay by trashing this popular, successful rock star! I know, I’ll call him girly! Bet that’ll really hit him hard! Woot, who’s da man?”
Pretty is pretty, what possible difference could the bits you can’t see make, given that the likelihood of him or his female counterparts ever in a gazillion years coming near any of you is so low that it would take an entirely new system of mathematics to accurately compute it?
And he could borrow my eye-liner _any_ day — if he didn’t bear an extremely uncomfortable resemblance to my fourteen-year-old son. Now _that’s_ a bucket of cold water… androgyny, though? Nooooo problem, whichever way the coin falls would be fine with me.
Ohh….that’s a guy…wow.
He just gets more and more feminine every time.
I think it’ll make everyone happy if he just gets an operation and actually becomes female.
i’m just wondering how this is a fail?
(all the people thinking he’s a girl..now that is a fail
)
Damn She’s hot !!! hell, she’s hotter than Miley Cyrus
Your name is so appropriate.
F@g or chick? You decide.
My problem isn’t that he looks like a woman/girl. My problem is that he tries to look like artists from the J-Rock-scene. That just doesn’t fit. xD
If he wants to look like crap: not my problem but don’t try to be something you can never be.
He’s not trying, he’s succeeding, and you’re jealous.
No actually, he looks like shit. XD
Why do people always pull the jealousy card when people don’t like someone’s look? I think he looks like a pretty princess. Don’t care for it. Doesn’t make me jealous
Yes, but any androgyny in Rock music goes back to Rock Star Wins like Alice Cooper, New York Dolls, David Bowie, and T. Rex.
But this kid tries too hard.
She’s hot.
I think that’s hot. I’d love to tie him up like that.
just promise never to let him go
GAY band is GAY
She’s the best argument PRO abortion…. Postnatal, I mean…
i’d hit it….. with a crowbar
srsly, he does look like a chick, yet he still get 10x more action than all here put together
Some of us girls like them pretty. Not every woman likes a burly, hairy man with a beer belly who smells like sweat and garlic.
Since when are those the only two options?
What about a nice, fit guy in jeans and a tshirt with messy but short hair.
Totally hot, yet totally masculine.
Sad emo girl fail.
This is the most intelligent things said here.
mmmmmmm.
And how many men have YOU met in your lifetime?
i think the operative word in that comment is “girsl”. nuff said
damn I can’t spell tonight, all the letters are there, they just keep swapping places, lol
A lot of teenaged girls’ sex dream? WIN.
Yeah, but they’re lookin’ for a gay boyfriend.
Or maybe a gay wingman.
Anyone else laughing at the difference between gender comments?
All males calling him a girl. All girls correcting them and calling him hot.
Im a girl. He is not hot.
Seems there’s still hope for humanity.
I’m a girl, I thought it was a woman at first too.
I’m a woman, and I’d find him hot even if he was a she. Pretty is pretty, and I like pretty, gothy, submissive-looking types. I especially like guys who are secure enough in themselves that they don’t have to pretend to be all macho when they’re not cut out for it.
I second this. I don’t find him attractive at all. -_-
I third this. I like men who look like men.
I’m jumping on the bandwagon.
I really don’t find him attractive. At all.
Scuse, please. I’m a girl–well, woman. Not correcting anyone (b/c I’m laughing) and not finding him hot
I don’t see any fail here. If it were Steven Tyler (who has also played with BDSM imagery in the past), or even Adam Lambert (who also wears makeup, but isn’t as overtly feminine) wrapped up in that mike cord, no one would bat an eye. Homophobic, transphobic… he’s a gender-bender in the best tradition. Get over it.
Hear hear.
This.
wow, thats a guy… really…. Its like dead or alive (pete burns) all over again, only not so much hairspray.. I supose if hes got the, um, balls to dress like that on stage let him.
You go man!
Gott ich hasse diesen Hermaphroditen Bastard. Peinlich für die ganze Welt.
WAIT WAIT WAIT! thats a dude? WTF?!?
My love of rock is feeling threatened by this poser *goes to put on some Godsmack* ah, much better
The guy (and I use the term loosely) DOES look like a chick, But chicks seem to find that attractive, so more power to him.
Whoever tells here he is hot and cool and whatever and people here are only jelous. Just tell me one thing. WHY he wants to look like a women? Cuz cut the crap, he DOES look like one. My only guess is that he is gay. Any other opinions?
(And no, I’m not jelous, I do NOT want to look like him.)
You’ve seen numerous women here state that they find him attractive, and you’re still asking that question and assuming he must be gay. Obviously, there isn’t a simple enough explanation for you to understand, if ‘many females find him sexually attractive’ doesn’t answer your question. He obviously likes the way he looks. The women he likes to have sex with like the way he looks. Why should he care what anyone else thinks?
Ok c’mon you’re so bad with he he is still more marculine now
I’m a Tokio Hotel fan but I think that isn’t a fail ;D
C’mon he isn’t so girly D:
Actually, this is one of the most girly pictures of him I’ve ever seen.
They are not rock, people. I know music has taken a drastic downturn recently but pop is not rock.
Damn people are dumb
Man, am I out of touch with the media or what. I don’t even know who the heck this is!!
you really didnt miss anything. trust me.
No one important
This is stupid. I don’t listen to him, but this is getting old. So what if he looks like a girl? As for this particular caption, there is plenty of men that people consider ‘rock stars’ that look like women. This joke about this person has been made over and over again, and it wasn’t even funny in the first place. Har har, he looks like a girl. That kind of stupid attitude is why transgender people and gay people get mistreated and beaten up. I’m also disgusted by some of you calling him an ‘it’. He is a person, whether he looks like a guy or girl.
There are* plenty of men.
I’ve heard some of their stuff, and it’s weak tea. Mindless hook-free drivel. Comparing Tokio Hotel to the New York Dolls or T. Rex is nigh unto blasphemy. Johnny Thunders is rolling in his grave.
BONDAGE WIN :p
hmmm… just shove some fake boobs in his shirt and we got a female! well even if we didnt shove fake boobs in his shirt he would look like a female……..
It wood look ok wif out teh cord all around her
Who is this chick and why is she famous.
omg. I thought it was a girl. LOOK AT THE HAIR! its too girly for my taste, and im into guys with long hair. ewww
I like men who wear a little makeup. Covering up blemishes and using a little powder to get rid of shiney faces? Great.
But this?
No thanks.
At first I also thought he was a female, but then I noticed the lack of hips and breasts. Then again, when I was young I also thought that Michael jackson, on the cover of the CD ‘Bad’ was a woman.
However, he is still pretty yeah. Not sure if I’d hit it, but I’ve read enough manga/seen enough anime not to find it odd
Is this really Bill Kaulitz or is it his parody impersonator Carolin Kebekus? I’m not sure…
This chick looks weird, that’s for sure.
It’s a dude
Doesn’t he know he should go wireless if he’s going to spin around like that?
Guys, stop making fun of Bill Kaulitz. He can look how he wants to look, and he’s not going to change it just because people mock him for it. He’s an individual person. Leave him alone.
Nah, he’s just an idiot that wants attention, like most celebrities.
No one’s asking him to change. We’re just very open about whether or not we like his appearance.
In which, I don’t.
And just as he can choose to look how he wants, people can react as they wish. Works both ways, cupcake
STOP PICKING ON BRITN..er…
BILL.
ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS *momentary confusion* READERS AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF HER. SHES A –HUMAN–
Individual? Oh yes, nobody in the world does their hair like him, or dresses similar. Yup just him.
Oh wait. No, no it is. Especially considering that /I/ look like him, and theres a few other people just in my tiny town who also look like him. So no, he’s not individual.
Besides, it’s mainly the music people mock, his appearance is just an added bonus. You cant truly mock his music through the pictures so it just falls on something else.
I used to think “she” was kinda pretty. Until I found out “she” is a he >.<
Now I just can't stop laughing every time I see a picture of him
BILL? this is a MAN? that is disgusting, this is an IT. i sure the hell hope it doesnt become too famous, i dont want kids to see this
dude, Tokio hotel is one of the most popular bands in the whole WORLD.
he has to wear such a big dragon on his abdomen to try and protect against Aids, too bad no one told him that works
This guy looks just like Björk.
That was totally uncalled for; Bjork looks like a woman, not a girl!
No offense, but Bill Kaulitz isn’t really my ideal man, and I cannot imagine how anybody (sorry to those who do) could find him attractive. I mean jeez, he wears more makeup than a woman. It’s scary.
Taylor Hanson is hotter! LMAO!
Wait—that’s a dude?!?! O_o
oh my gosh! he is so hott I could SCREAM(hehe) I love you, Bill. And all you people calling him a chick, Tokio hotel is all boys and the hottest German band EVER!!!!!
Yeah, and they’re racists! Cool!
Um, his face looks very photoshopped. The texture of it just doesn’t look right at all.
WHAT … IS … THAT …
And why does it appear to be famous?!
Someone, please pour Drano in my eyes…..
Um… Is it bad I’m a lesbian and I think he’s kinda hot? Seriously thought that was a girl at first and now I’m all kinds of confused.
if your straight and u think (s)he’s hot it would be bad…
and since when is rock associated with that?!!!
The worst collection of non-talanted, silly-looking people ever.
he is the lead singer from Tokio Hotel, my friends love the band, i hate it and this guys brother thinks he is black
OMG, I totally thought that was a chick, WOW!!!!!!!!