Nice hair bear

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When you truly know you’re famous
(Andy Samberg)
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Personal Stylist
When you truly know you’re famous
(Andy Samberg)
Picture by: RamonaQ Caption by: meagimoo via Poster Builder
I can’t bear a bear
But he’s not on a boat!!
Believe me when I say
I f*cked a mermaid
I only clicked 5 unicorns because it’s Andy Samberg.
heheh… heh…
nothing good can come of this
Not funny….
That bear is the dead body of someone who didn’t want to die for some human’s enjoyment.
Your face is a dead body of someone who didn’t want to die for some human’s enjoyment.
Burned…
Omfg.. So epic.
Lol. Speciesism? Dictionary says: That’s not a word! I like how people think that adding -ism to the end of everything instantly makes it sound bad.And yes, that bear was killed for the express intent of this skit. Once this skit is over, they will molest that pelt and then throw it away. It’s not like there’s any other possible reason to kill a bear, none at all.
And, indeed, like the bear could have been killed 100 years ago stuffed using proper taxidermy, rather than 20 minutes before the picture was taken.
From DictionaryDOTcom:
“spe⋅cies⋅ism
/ˈspiʃiˌzɪzəm, -siˌzɪz-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [spee-shee-ziz-uhm, -see-ziz-] Show IPA
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–noun
discrimination in favor of one species, usually the human species, over another, esp. in the exploitation or mistreatment of animals by humans.
Origin:
1970–75; species + -ism
Related forms:
spe⋅cies⋅ist, adjective, noun”
Look it up yourself. The word has existed for years now.
Hard to tell where his hair ends and the bear begins isn’t it?
Bear-Hair-Care! Because….you’re worth it!
Has anybody ever laughed at Andy Sanberg…ever????????
Don’t forget to tip
I love him. ;~;
*waiting for the bear to maul Andy* Go! Go! Go!
Poorly photoshopped
*shocked* Why does Andy Samberg get a bear for a hair stylist and I don’t? That’d be so awesome to have a bear as a hair stylist. We’d have so much fun *insert “good times with bear” montage with “Everything you know is wrong” by Weird Al Yankovic playing in background here*