See?
See?
You CAN look cute without dressing like a total slut.
(Zooey Deschanel)
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First and yes, very true
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For serious, man. Did you see her as the teacher in that Terabithia movie? I was singing Van Halen all day long.
I don’t think the ones that dress like total sluts are going for “Cute.”
Just sayin.
Cute, sure. Sexy, not so much. I just like to see a little more skin than this.
…The point is that she’s GOING for cute. Not every woman feels the need to impress/disgust people by flaunting what is or isn’t there.
Yeah. I’m a woman and I don’t get why girls have to run around in low-cut shirts with booty shorts.
Long skirts and t-shirts ftw.
Dude face.
I don’t know who she is.
Ditto. Today’s entertainers are so bland that they are interchangable.
Entertainers? Dude! That is the girl from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy! One of the cutest faces on the planet. Go watch the movie and tell me you don’t find her cute!
“Elf,” which was utterly forgettable except for her and her terrific singing voice.
I loved Elf, and she was perfect in it! She’s sexy without having to flaunt it…
She’s a really great singer these days, performing in the group “She and Him”. I adore her through and through, as well as her beautiful sister, Emily.
Forge, I feel sad for you. If all you can remember about a funny, make you feel good christmas movie is her singing…you need more presents. -wraps and mails presents- There!
She was awesome and *adorable* in Hitchhiker’s Guide! <3
I've watched that movie additional times just for another dose of Trillian.
she was also in an Offspring video if i’m not mistaken’
You are not mistaken – she was in the video for ’she’s got issues’ – a very strange video indeed
Or “The O.Z.” from SyFy. Although Zooey isn’t your girl for excess skin. Eyes that you won’t be able to look away from though, she’s the tops.
Actually she has a really cute figure, I mean, she’s not buxom or anything but she’s slim without being bony, got a healthy little rack on her and an adorable bum. So nyeah with all that “not physically attractive” stuff.
Someone who spells her name in a stupid way.
She was named after a character by J. D. Salinger. If you want to blame anyone, blame her parents.
Sure I’ll agree with cute. Not sexually attractive though, a little too middle school in that pic for me.
Also, you forgot the lolz. Who votes this crap up?
over weight women with too many cats
That and a poor grasp of semantics
Not attractive? Then go fuck a plastic whore, loser. Because you’ve never seen an attractive woman in your life!
Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one. And guess what? They aren’t always the same as yours. Opinions that is…I don’t know much about rectums.
I lost my asshole in the war. I make your point invalid. Hah!
I believe the saying is “opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and most of them stink like $hit….”
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops wrong thread..
Good luck on trying to play in her league.
Same thing done a while ago with a different pic *yawns*
Yep, I remember that one too. But at least the photo is more appropriate to the caption this time.
Last photo was Katy Perry.
What? There was a preachy lol before this one? I wouldn’t believe it.
No there was one even before that where she was wearing just a shirt, goes back a good few months. She does look a bit like Katy Perry though, only Katy is waaaay prettier IMO
Contrarywise on relative prettiness. OTOH Emily D blows both Zooey and Katy out of the water on looks IMO.
Dunno who Emily is so cant give an opinion
Emily is the female lead in Bones. that should give you enough for a Youtube and/or Google pics search.
Agreed. Beats em both by a straight mile! She has a look of sophistication about her that the other 2 just dont have.
Definitely agree. Zooey is gorgeous but Emily is gorgeous and doesn’t look like a little kid. Not saying that Zooey does, but she’s got a sort of immature air about her. Not in a bad way. Just saying that Emily looks more mature…
(can’t get it to come out right)
Ben Gibbard is a lucky man.
He’s a lucky hobbit.
Zooey is adorable.
Sure you can but she looks creepy to me….
cute..???
she looks like shes after been crying or somthing……definetly not “cute”
you could of choose a better pic
I hope you’re 10 and haven’t finished school. Your grammar is terrible
Well who knew you didn’t have to dress slutty?
WTF is the this big push against “slutty”? I can’t masturbate to “cute” you selfish bastards!
We were all thinking it, I’m glad someone said it.
Okayyyy…this may be the case, but this is by no means a funny or original macro. Why o why the front page
Is it just me or does she look ridiculously similar to Katy Perry in this photo?
She does look like Katy Perry, so much so that I thought it was Katy Perry. Looks a little over-dressed to be her though, so the similarity disappeared once I scrolled down past her face.
They look similar in general…not just in this picture.
They’re quite similar except of course for Perry’s figure which is bwuuuuuhhhhh ::drool::
If you think she’s cute but want to see more skin, look no further than Katy Perry. They could be sisters. Katy being the more voluptuous sister.
Zooey’s actual sister is Emily, star of the show Bones that comes on Fox.
zooey AND her sister are both gorgeous.
Bones is one of my favorite shows, and I love Emily Deschanel, but I don’t find her attractive most of the time. In the right light and clothing, yes, but generally she’s not that hot.
Who is this person who keeps making bitter pics with Zoey Dechanel in them?
Hahahaha, this is funny. Women cutting down other women because they dress differently. Definitely not catty or jealous at all!
Women be schemin’.
Yeah. Supreme feminism.
Real, actual feminists don’t do that crap. (Just because a girl claims to be one doesn’t make her so – especially one that’s belittling other women for how they dress or look.)
And Zooey is nomilicious.<3
For the record, I wasn’t implying a feminist did this. I was commenting moreso on how women often (unnecessarily) tend to cut down one another with passive-aggressive asides and snarking behind other’s backs.
Agreed on the nomming of Zooey. And Emily for that matter. I would not mind being a part of that sandwich.
Why do her eyes say “Please don’t rape/beat me!”?
She looks just like Lucy Lawless (Zena)
I think she looks creepy as poop
Agreed-creepy
ummm, wouldn’t this caption work better with a picture of someone who isn’t ugly?
Sure, if you’re Zooey Fricking Deschamel for Chrissake. That woman could be covered in flaming gorilla poop and still look adorable.
Sleazy look she has got !
To the people who say that Deschanel is neither cute nor even attractive: how long has it been since your last bong hit? I’m just curious.
Open your eyes, and grow some aesthetic taste while you’re at it.
To the people who are saying Zoey Deschanel isn’t very attractive in this picture, unlike other sexy ladies who have been posted on the internet … I think the idea is that in this picture you are supposed to look at her face as well as her body.
Then don’t bring aesthetics into this. I find Zooey attractive. Some don’t. There isn’t a black and white line for attractiveness. Beauty and art – both are subjective. Stop trying to make people feel ashamed and/or stupid for not finding a certain person attractive.
Meh, I can never buy her as a romantic lead, or interest of any kind……I mean, seriously, who would want to?
Still can’t act.
Dfrtbx, are you implying that a) pot distorts your taste in attractiveness so if youre high you dont know whats hot; or b) pot enhances your tastes and you therefore require a bong hit to see more clearly?
Personally I would go with b (if something turns me on sober, it turns me on ten-fold high), although I find ZD ridiculously attractive high or sober.
Aww Zooey is awesome!
And I love her voice.
She’s overrated. The whole “I’m so quirky and unique and indie” shtick gets old.
Sexy and cute are polar opposites. The difference is you you wanna fuck someone sexy and make love to someone cute/beautiful.
Zooey Deschanel is my favorite actress, but this is fail.
“You can look cute without dressing like a slut.”
Errr… duh.
I don’t think they’re aiming to look “cute” when they dress slutty…. pretty sure it’s more along the lines of “sexy.”
She’s not even dressed like a partial slut. Good for her.
Maybe she’s not wearing pants.
Also, that flower’s not really working with that jacket.
Gah! I think she is sexy no matter what she wears. If I were a lesbian…..
Alas, cute =/= talented. Blah Actress, blah singer. “Quirky-alterna-girl poster child” ok. She’s cute, alright, but I’ve yet to be impressed with her acting or singing chops. Indie-cred isn’t what it used to be.
I preffer a slut dress, she would be much more sexy and cute
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
If by cute you mean bug-eyed freak…