Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Lots of celebs have gotten to where they are for their talents and charms (Taylor Swift comes to mind). And then there are the people who deserve none of their fame, who are commercially engineered to succeed without an ounce of actual skill or personality (Miley Cyrus comes to mind). But at the bottom of the celebrity hierarchy are those who get famous from having sex tapes. I mean — seriously? (Okay, there’s no Perez Hilton sex tape — THANK GOD — but he does make a career blogging about stuff like that.)
(Kim Kardashian)
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(Paris Hilton)
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(Perez Hilton)
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Whos that guy on the right at the top?
He likes kittens anyway
FAIL
Sarcasm detection FAIL
Thought I was looking at Mr Ed
Nigel Barker.
Nigel Barker is a successful model-turned-photographer who is one of the judges on America’s Next Top Model.
I thought gay men knew how to dress.
Gay men do
Homosexual Hippos on the other hand….well….
Not all of them, sadly. I know a few who could use Queer Eye for the Queer Guy, and it took a while for my brother to realize that t-shirts, ratty khakis/khaki shorts, and flip-flops aren’t always the best wardrobe choice.
And I’m pretty sure Perez Hilton is a better representative of the criminally insane than he is of homosexuals, anyway.
Re: Perez Hilton
So true!
“And I’m pretty sure Perez Hilton is a better representative of the criminally insane than he is of homosexuals, anyway.”
I was JUST explaining this to a friend a few days ago.
I don’t really think of him sharing the same sexuality as I do, he’s his own, horrible thing.
The only thing I share in common with Perez Hilton is living on the same planet. I do so begrudgingly.
Please, oh PLEASE.. Won’t SOMEONE beat the sh*t out of that idiot again?
Gay men are handsome, slim and well dressed:
MYTH BUSTED!!
oh god i was just eating then i saw this, thanks guys
Did this seriously open with saying taylor flipping swift got where she is because of talent?? That little twit can’t even keep up singing her own songs singing them live. also her lyrics make her sound like she’s ESL.
The point is that she is still incredibly popular and won many awards so far, especially after the Kanye West incedent. And *gasp* she doesnt have porn of herself on the internet! Being a talanted singer and not having to revert to sexiness to back up her career is rare.
looks like she won the most recent ones *because* of the Kanye incident. it’s as though the pity folks felt for her got her nominated.
so glad im not the only one thinking this
she writes her own material/
Plus, Kanye blew his career right there and then. I think the Kanye incident made her popular, made more people know her, and like her music, as well as the pity.
Actually they eat a LOT better than the poorest, they just puke it up afterward.
This made me die a little on the inside. I am going to need to eat Hugh’s soul to regenerate all this damage. He was Wolverine after all. Magic likes irony…
I have to point out that these days, poor people in America eat plenty of food (if you’re really poor, then you have access to food stamp programs), but they just eat a whole lot of crap because crap is cheap and good food is expensive.
Eh, it’s more like they don’t have time/energy/know-how/desire to make proper food, because it’s a LOT cheaper to buy ‘real’ food and make meals than to buy prepackaged stuff. I’ve switched from primarily prepacked/frozen meals to making my own because of this
Your one of the few people who agree with me! I live in ky and I seen on t.v. that most people spend about 150 or more a week on groceries, most ppl here spend 250 to 30 an entire month on groceries, that’s all they got, and their not doing it by buying all organic foods, mac n cheese and cheeto’s! But there’s less people here with a weight problem than other places i’ve been. Almost all the jobs here are manual labor, and people have huge gardens they work and so on, most ppl here (not me *cringe*) cook with lard, and they all live to be over a 100, so who’s doing it wrong… really?
Sorry if this sounds dumb but I’ve seen lots of pictures of this guy on here and I just wondered who the hell is he and why is he famous? Other than being famous for being possibly one of the worst dressed people ever to break a camera lens.
He’s famous for snarking about famous people dressing badly and being out of shape, and looking less than perfe…
Oh, wait…
“Eye Bleach”?…. Aww some noob saw MIND bleach for the FIRST time and still managed to mess it up…
Oh my God!! Here come the Sherbert Lemons I’ve just eaten for a return journey!! Me first to the toilet
I think Stephanie finally figured out how to fend off Pedobear. Though at a very high cost…
Has anyone else noticed that the ocean water directly around Paris is brown ?
Yuck! Does anybody or ANYTHING want Perez?! o.O :/ he is disgusting and I am so happy to be hetero if he is gay
*Puts Hand Up*
I hate hate hate Perez Hilton. Is there anybody in the world who dresses up more ugly? Please Perez, stay at home forever!!!
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Okay – Kim Kardashian is famous for being pretty. Just like every other model out there.
What special talent do models have?
Well, they can stand there and take pretty pictures…
The same as Kim Kardashian. Only at leash she looks like she eats.
Nonono, Kim is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.
Dear god in hell make it stop!
why in hell is Perez walking around in his gross undies?
So the person who admins this site has an imaginary love affair with Taylor Swift.
That explains a lot.
Ugh.
Ahahahaaha good ol’ Perez
the picture of perez hilton:
AUGH!!! MAH EYES!!! DEY ARE BURNING!!!! ><
too late, the last one burned out my eyes already.
Someone PLEASE kill Perez Hilton! PLEASE!!!!
…actually i would say the poor people in america are some of the fattest.
My thoughts exactly.
A++
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!! i was eating a hot dog when i saw this i nearly threw up!! D:
The last picture
I was looking at the second one…
the last one… OH GOOD GOD! there are just some things you cannot un-see. omg, i think i might actually have to boil my eyes. oh it hurts! seriously though, why would anybody do that? why?