The Anti-Miley
One person who managed to become famous while still fully dressed. ROCK ON!
(Taylor Swift)
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Yeah, too bad she can’t sing, either.
Indeed, no talent and the phrase ‘Rock on’ was used for the wrong style of music, really- I didn’t realise pop music was now rock. I blame disney for this.
Was origianlly supposed to be country. And shes a great singer. You can do better? No.
She sounds great on her albums, but when I heard her performance at the CMAs last year, my first thought was “Get back in the studio!” She does have a very creative mind, but I’m not impressed with her actual singing.
I will not deny that she is a talented songwriter and, as Isildo said, she sounds great on her recordings. However, she is NOT a great singer. She sounds horrible live, and listening to her makes me want to stick sharp things in my ears.
yeah right.
it’s better than a lot of the crap nowadays but that isn’t saying much.
at all.
Apparently not only the fans disagree with your opinion but the Country Music Association, too.
I didn’t know who she was until Kanye took her mic. I didn’t know who Kanye was until he said “George Bush dosen’t like black people” either. not to mention Lady GaGa, never heard of her until I saw her on here.
Oh yes. Please do let me be direly concerned with what a bunch of inbreds from Tennessee vote for.
OMG! That’s exactly what I was thinking!
I don’t know…. She looked a little like she could lose her dress anytime at the CMA awards.
yaaaawwwwnnnnn another girl power picture.
this is for funny or inciteful images not bleating on about how much you like girls who are either:
a: Curvy
b: Non-Slutty
I know, seriously. Every once in a while I can get past it, but every freakin’ day?
“Preachy LOL” = oxymoron.
You guys these posts need to stop. Aside from the fact that they’re not wittily funny anymore, we all get the point your types are trying to bring up. Let’s stop with the “She’s cute and still keeps her clothes on” and the “She has real talent and she’s not a total slut.” It’s old.
But its the truth, ok? Shes the only person i know whos a good singer and is still not naked.
Let me get this straight. You’re saying that you don’t know anyone who dresses normally and sings better than Taylor Swift? That’s your shining beacon of singing talent and modest dressing. Have you heard her sing ANYTHING????? She sounds absolutely DREADFUL live. I heard her on SNL, and she didn’t sound confident at all – you could hear her nervousness in her wavering voice. For someone miles better, you don’t even have to go outside the country genre to find a female performer who’s talented and modest. Gretchen WIlson runs rings around Taylor Swift musically, and looks very good in jeans and a tank top. I haven’t listened to any of Gretchen’s original stuff, but I heard her live cover of “Barracuda”…and she absolutely killed it. If Taylor even dared to approach that song, she’d be curled up in the fetal position in 15 seconds.
Here’s the link to Gretchen covering “Barracuda”; listen to it, and then tell me who sings better:
I wouldn’t say either one is “better.” They’re both in country music, yes. But they have very different styles of singing and sing different things. For instance, Taylor doesn’t typically sing about going and partying while Gretchen doesn’t typically sing about guys who don’t realize “she’s the one.” They’re different and both good. Gretchen is also more experienced and more established in the Country Music society. She’s had more time to grow into herself and her style. Taylor is still starting out.
If the Jonas Brothers had vaginas they’d be Taylor Swift, by which I mean if the Jonas Brothers would publicly acknowledge that they have vaginas they would be Taylor Swift.
yeh, because being hot certainly has had nothing to do with her becoming “famous”. *cough*
put the guitar down Taylor.
She didn’t become famous because of talent. She is famous because her father is a very wealthy stock broker that basically bought her way into celebrity
Actually she is most famous because of Kanye West. She should be thanking him.
She was famous before Kanye’s antics. Kanye just made her a household name for a few weeks.
..Who?
my 1st thought exactly
it’s the girl Kanye douchebag ripped the moment of during some award show.
Apparently she makes some kind of music.
Why do I know this?
Hmm, maybe since such few people know of her existence, kanye decided it would make her more popular if a crowd saw her moment lost right in front of her…
Yeah, let’s all be cool and hip and pretend we don’t know any of the musicians/bands/actors on here.
The funny thing is, that this comes from the society with the biggest porn industry on the planet. And despite *everyone* watching porn (those who complain the most with things like the above picture, are those that watch the most and the nastiest porn), everyone openly decries how is it “bad”.
Ignoring the fact that your comment doesn’t make sense and uses poor punctuation and grammar, I’m going to respond to your argument.
1) The idea that “everyone” looks at porn is ridiculous. Granted, it’s a huge industry, but not everyone does it.
2) Even if someone does look at porn, does that necessarily mean he/she can’t be fed up with the sexualization of young girls by the media? Can he/she not like porn and be appalled by the media turning girls into sex symbols at younger and younger ages?
Please note that I think this LOL sucks. But just because I’m tired of the same old LOLs making the front page, not because I think people are hypocritical for disliking the idea of “Disney sex stars”.
Porn now bores me to sleep…
Try watching transsexual porn . . . um my friend says it’s great
If there was a tape of Miley and Taylor, I’d download it.
Got facts to back those statements up, numbnuts? No? Baseless premise, you say? Okay, fair enough. I accept your apology.
Ok yeah she keeps her clothes on but did anyone see her perform on Dancing with the Stars the other week? She was standing with her legs planted SO far apart it looked like she had the Sixth Fleet up there or something. Really. Here, watch the video:
http://www.retroblog.net/2009/10/28/taylor-swift-on-dancing-with-the-stars/
Yeah really, and she was acting pretty provocative otherwise. She was pulling off some pretty Courtney Love-esque dances up there (badly).
I sure ain’t complaining (I’m far from being a prude) but Taylor Swift is not the innocent, virginal little angel like this Lol would suggest, hehe
Yeah, no.
Just… No
Yea right!
She is dressed exactly like Miley.
At least Miley didn’t sing a super creepy/sexy song with a group of guys old enough to be her dad (Def Leppard + Swift, Pour Some Sugar on Me,…real creepy to watch that performance!)
Miley is a rock chick, she was fully dressed in that performance, so what if she performed with Def Leppard and Swift? She was asked to sing with them, Do you know how big those guys are??!! She couldn’t have said no. Jeez, grow up guys! Miley is an amazing influence to young girls, who gives a crap if she took naughty myspace pics. EVERY GIRL DOES!!!! Teenage girls started the underwear pics before Miley, perfect teens are a myth no girl wants to dress up like an episode from ‘Little house on the Praire’.
YOU ROCK MILEY!!!!!!!!
FAIL !
Agreed. Fail.
she doesnt rock if you think thats rock please just kill yourself
ok artard.
hope you don’t have kids.
Explain to me then why miley was cancelled off of disney. Hmm… myabe porn isnt the greatest influence? Nah, cant be it. grow up
Every girl takes naughty Myspace pics, except the ones not camwhores.
Solution: Meet more non-camwhores.
Did you even read the comment you’re responding to? Because you’re not even responding to what was posted.
Miley did not perform that song…hence the sentence “At least Miley didn’t sing a super creepy/sexy song with a group of guys old enough to be her dad…”. The performance was only Def Leppard and Taylor Swift. It was for CMT’s crossover thingy originally and then was performed on the CMT awards for some reason. It was creepy. It shouldn’t have even been suggested.
Oh and you really need to expand your horizons on Myspace apparently. There are plenty of us who have not taken naughty pics. And yes, other teens take naughty pics and post them on Myspace. But most of them aren’t Disney stars who are supposed to hold the image of a good girl.
Oh and Miley does not rock. She would be a full-fledged pop star.
I don’t see how writing horrifyingly bad love songs is talent, clothes or not.
And singing them horribly. She’s awful unless there’s a computer correcting her voice.
She’s also sending out the completely wrong message to small girls. In her song “You Belong With Me” (Soppy title much?) I thought that it was incredibly repulsive when she arrived at the prom and the guy goes with her instead, only because she looks startlingly gorgeous? What was wrong with the nerd outfit? So suddenly now she’s pretty her life is fine? What!?
You mean her songs aren’t the truth, and I shouldn’t be all depressed that I didn’t find my one true love in high school. And that I should still be happy with my boyfriend even if he isn’t a fairy tale prince?
Thank god she keeps her clothes on, she is butt ugly.
Also, putting new lyrics about the same crap over the same old track is not talent.
She still was able to take a Taylor guitar and put glitter all over it, so let’s not paint her a hero quite yet.
sounds like a summer camp project – whee!
Aw, that sucks. I just went from despising her music to despising her.
In Music/Movie Industry,
Fully Dressed = Butt Fugly
Famous you say ??
I believe she is only famous thanks to Mr. Kanye West.
Most of us didn’t even know her before that incident.
but still sucks
This site is getting so reactionary. What’s next, women in burkas only?
it’s a reaction to the fact that the OP used the term “famous” (whether or not he/she was being sarcastic is another question altogether)…. it brings up the annoying fact that celebrity often times is the result of aesthetically-pleasing looking people, backed by gobs of record company/movie studio/entertainment industry cash, being dumped on every possible media outlet for maximum exposure and short-term profit. talent and creativity is often an afterthought or ignored entirely in the whole stupid process.
clearly i’m not breaking any news to anyone with this, but that’s why people react so strongly to Barbie doll “entertainers” like this that seem to sprout into the public eye every couple months.
See Pundit Kitchen.
while still fully dressed and while still totally sucking rhino.
Frankly I never heard of this woman until Mr. “Imma let you finish” publicly dissed her, so I’m not certain she’s all that famous.
Leaving that aside, the captioner obviously meant “WOMEN who become famous while remaining fully dressed,” because the category of PEOPLE who accomplish that feat is actually quite large – 98% of male celebrities manage it just fine.
But then, men are rarely required to parade around like sex objects in order to to get people to acknowledge them, whereas for women, flashing your goods nets you way more media attention than a display of brains or talent. The fact that it’s seen as a failing in WOMEN for dressing and acting like “sluts” and not a failing of the society that dictates that women must look and act like porn stars in order to gain approval (pole-dancing workouts, sexy lingerie for toddlers. etc.) is sexism at its finest. Rock on!
While I’ll admit that the fact that women need to dress like sluts to get attention is more a failing of society than a failing of women, pole-dancing workouts are legitimate exercise. Have you ever seen an out of shape pole dancer? That shit requires muscle.
And toddler lingerie makes me want to gag.
Thank you! That’s exactly what I was thinking. Also, only in a society which worships jail bait sluts could one capitalize on not dressing suggestively.
So… who is she anyway?
:D
Famous maybe, and only because of Kanye at that. She has virtually no talent and is milquetoast bland. I’d rather shoot myself than listen to her. Give me someone with some balls, a little pizzazz, and who writes their own songs. Fuck, give my Lady GaGa.
I’m ashamed to know this, but Taylor Swift writes, or at least co-writes, all of her songs. Hence the fact that it’s always the same stuff.
The songs may suck, but the fact that she’s even in the room when they are written makes me respect her more than most.
Well, there’s loads of other bands and artists who write their own songs and are 300x better.
basically yes, Swift can’t sing for sh*t… look at her performance on SNL… or on new years eve in new york… or any other live performance… the nicest thing in that pic is her very expensive Taylor guitar. With all of that said, though Miley is now just another Disney slut she can sing better than Swift… not much, but a little. To summarize. the whole world is over run with mediocrity… everywhere in every facet of life. So get used to the likes of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus….. mediocrity is all the new rage!! Whoo hooo!
Taylor did it on her own. She didnt have a “daddy” with all the contacts to help her along the way. And she’s not chained with Disney, which is a plus.
As for the negative? Well, guess people dont have anything better to do than to insult other people.
The negative is that she has no talent. If you need proof, click on my name. I could only stomach the first minute or so. She was flat the entire time.
Pretty much, and she needs some breathing lessons. Making little gasp for air after a note shows you have no control over your diaphragm.
Also her dad was a stock broker. He certainly had the money to buy her way into the industry.
Care troll is caring.
Famous – no; Popular – yes. Let’s get the two ideas straight.
I don’t care if she couldn’t sing her way out of a paper bag. I’m so happy to see a celebrity who knows how to dress and wear her hair. Taylor always looks so pretty. I’d give my right arm for that dress!
You’d look pretty stupid wearing that dress if you only had one arm…one strap would keep falling off…
Do you honestly believe she is the one who decides what she wears and how she does her hair?
“One person who managed to become famous despite suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.”
/fixed
..so that explains what is wrong with her face.
eureka!!
Yes…and sadly she became “famous” without any talent either…
I’d be much happier if she just shut up and got naked, but that’s just me…..
As a girl, I get that it’s annoying that all of the famous girls/women are ridiculously skinny or slutty or whatever. And I definitely think being overtly skanky is best saved until one is legal, and Angelina Jolie could indeed do with eating a sandwich. Yes, Disney and Nikelodeon and other evil networks/corporations/whatever are trying to sell sex to very young kids. Yes, it is very disgraceful.
But if you’re going to do non-funny/preachy LOLs, at least pick a good example of what you’re trying to convey. This, at its most basic level, is meant to be a girl power thing, right? Then what posessed you to choose, as the “mascot” of your message someone who only sings about 2 things– 1) she depressed because she doesn’t have a boyfriend, or 2) she’s very happy that she has a boyfriend.
So in a roundabout way this kind of LOL is more offensive then not?
I don’t know about *offensive* but it can indeed do more harm than good. I hear so many people talking about how Taylor Swift is a positive role model and what a great example she sets for girls and blahblahblah, and, while I respect her for writing her own stuff and not being a raging whore, she does so much to preserve the idea that women can’t be happy or complete unless they have a man (preferably a one-true-love man). She’s not a good person to hold up when trying to talk girl-power.
<3
I’ve made the same observations on her song topics. Half the time she seems kinda desperate/depressed because the boy she loves is with someone else. Just do what the rest of us do, get over it and move on.
Who is that girl i didnt know she was famous
None of you know if she has talent, you just know your own opinion, which is lovely.
I think she’s adorable and I love her music. I also don’t care that she’s horrible live.
I still <3 T-Swizzle. That's my opinion and no, I'm not saying if she has talent or not.
Also, I do believe these types of macros are getting way too old.
Talent is a subjective idea, really. It depends on whether you’re “good” at something, and who decides that? In Taylor Swift’s case, you and I can both agree that she’s terrible in live performances. So, she lacks talent when it comes to singing. However, there are a few of her songs that I like, and you say you love her music. So, she could be called a talented songwriter. “Talent” is not an all-or-nothing deal.
Oh I thought it was just having rich parents that got you fame!
Girlloveszombies…We do know if she has talent, and no shes not talented. Ok she can sing and write a mediocre pop song but theres nothing special there in 20 years no one will remember her (except for the Kayne incident maybe) and no she wont be some hidden gem the kids of tomorrow are going to find. but that is not talent, if you connect with an act like this or if you hate her it doesnt prove she is talented, it proves her likeability (which doesnt hold much credit) I mean most people dont like speed metal guitarist but they are extremely talented!
…Though this is not the case here
The reply button is your friend.
haha I didn’t even see Wookie’s comment until after I wrote mine.
And yet if she looked like Rosie O’Donnell, we’d all be going “Taylor WHO?”
It’s all over. Swift has jumped on the tramp bandwagon. I think I’ll just stop watching T.V. or listening to music altogether. I’m so freakin sick of trash. It’s on AOL if you want to check it out for yourself.
Yeah, cuz Taylor Swift doesn’t sell sex at all.
Give her ten years. Some new blonde teen girl who can’t sing will replace her and Taylor will release a sex tape for attention. Just watch.
10 years? I think you’re being generous there.
I’ll give it 2 years at the most. 3 years if something outrageous changes.
Ffft, Taylor runs around much more nakeder than Miley Cyrus.
Again with the unfunny/
I like what you do Taylor, and Im gonna let you finish, but Doris Day was the most famous wholesome female singer of all time, OF ALL TIME!
Don’t mind me, I’m just bitter because Miranda Lambert should’ve won the CMAs.
It’s not about how they dress, it’s about the music. which sucks.
…has the captioner seen Taylor as of late? *looks at caption* Nope, apparantly not.
it’s a shame she can’t write though, or make songs that sound different from eachother. she isn’t good, but at least she’s not a whore. i think
She SUCKS. The only reason I can figure for her mass appeal is because her high-school-level-barely-sounds-country-slightly-pop music appeals to so many teenagers. I cant STAAAAAAAAND Taylor Swift.
She’s like the country music version of Twilight.
I thought that was Shania Twain?
Jeez even Shania sounds more Country then Taylor. Shanias songs, were also all written either by her or co-written by her ex-husband, and didnt suck as they werent ALL about HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHES.
Let’s do a little SAT prep, shall we?
Taylor Swift: Country music :: Cheez Whiz: ?
A) actual dairy product
B) Country music
C) anal lubricant
D) All of the above
Probably A) but I’m more inclined to say C):
You could use it for that purpose if you wanted to, but it won’t do very good.
Taylor Swift is ok.
She’s not as country as I like, but then most country starts these days aren’t as country as I’d like.
She was already very, very well known among country music fans a long, long time before the Kanye West incident. She has appeared on numerous national Counrtry Music awards shows for several years. She’s been the most downloaded (legally) music star for almost two years.
Whether you like her or not, you show total ignorance of the US music scene if you claim she wasn’t famous before Kanye. Even though I don’t like Pop, Hip-hop, Rap, or what passes for Rock today, I at least recognize the names of the people who are big in those fields.
Although I disagree with the ‘fully dressed’ part, I really like the thought behind this one
Tsh! Should be “Yet another young girl using Daddy’s credit card to get into fame with absolutely no talent.”
well im not exactly fond of Taylor Swift but yea, you got a point. shes actually civil, if not a bit obnoxius and a little too high-pitched. better than Miley Cyrus tho
Clearly You missed the awards show where her clothes got ripped off and she sang under the waterfall. Real classy.
She hot.
You’re probably also turned on by pictures of hammerhead sharks.
HAHAHAHA.
Whoever made this caption fails.
Not for long before every piece of her clothing drops!
Being around the internet, I’m surprised no one knew who Taylor Swift was until the whole VMA thing. Hell, she’s the one who got the VMA in the first place. But then again, I’m in high school, and that’s the only excuse I have about knowing about her.
SHE IS SO AWESOME!!!! SHES PROBLY A BETTER SINGER THAN ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY SHES BAD TOO!!!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ship this one over to fail blog: country singers don’t “rock on.”
it ticks me off when I see these un-funny, feminist, inspirational captions.
The thing is that if you want to be known and you’re not pretty or you have no talent you just HAVE to get naked or as close to naked as possible.
Not really… everytime I see her she’s wearin such a short dress that I’m sure the first few rows can see her country fried coochie…..