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LORD VADER
Isn’t amused by the 3 prequels that made him out to be a whiny little bitch.
(“Darth Vader”)
Well, look who was playing you
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HAN SHOT FIRST!!! Oh wait that was the special edition not the prequels……
And the 2000’s will be known as “the decade when every hero or villain was portrayed as an angsty teenager”.
but that”s because all villains (or the most part of them) start off as angsty teenagers…
It was the “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” that really pissed me off quite frankly
oh, I dunno… I always enjoy a good NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that will get you your next gig!
Do not want
In the sound booth:
-James Earl Jones: …and may I see my script?
-George Lucas: Sure. [hands over script, folded in half]
-JEJ: It’s only a page?
-GL: Yep.
-JEJ: [opens script] It’s only a word??!
-GL: Yep.
-JEJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You ASSHOLE!!!!! You megalomaniacal piece of-
-GL: And CUT! We can edit that later. Thanks for your time!
Are they talking about the actor or the character…..oh, wait, never mind.
For me, there are only three true Star Wars movies and the “whiny little bitch”-ness of the emo-rogue-Jedi-trying-to-be-Vader-and-failing-epically is a large part of that. And Jar Jar Binks…..we hates that, we does
Yesss my Preciousss, We hateses the Binksess
Anakin is whiny? You should hear fanboys talking about the prequels!
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most awesome Star Wars fans ever!
*gives Wookiee-ookiees to brokenyard*
You, my friend, win.
(Btw, I am a fanboy and a fan of the prequels.)
And Luke Skywalker wasn’t a whiny little bitch in a New Hope?
Oddly, the first thing that popped in to my head was “I’m a little teapot”
“When I get all steamed up/Hear me shout…
‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!’”
Wow. That is amazing. You just made my crappy day into an awesome one.
::LOL:: Okay, the caption is amusing (lb’s “teapot” comment is better), but the comments here make me laugh more. Anakin aside, I didn’t care for the prequels because of the enormous plot holes and flagrant recon of the accepted character history (and, of course, Jar-Jar); I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen the entirety of the second one and I know I’ve never seen the third one at all (no motivation). Darth Vader as played by the devastating combo of David Prowse and James Earl Jones is and always will be the reason I have been unable to resist any bad guy in a cape, for more than three decades. Except maybe Dalton, ‘cos he’s just cheesy.
Half the problem with the prequels is the same problem with doing a movie about Titanic: you already know how it’s going to end. So you have to do it exceptionally well, in order to keep the audience’s interest. The other half of the problem with the prequels was the expectations leading up to them – so much time had passed between the originals (I will still always refer to them as “the first three Star Wars movies”) and the remakes that sharp-eyed long-time fans were just waiting with their claws sheathed, ready to rip them apart should they Mess With The Classics (which they did). It’s too bad, honestly, that the movies were so shoddily done–special effects do not counter mediocre writing and direction–because there was a lot of potential there, as the (some very excellent) novels over the years have proven.
And now I’ve written more than I’d intended; my apologies to anyone who read this far
You really can’t base an opinion though on all three sequels after only seeing the painfully slow Episode I (and just part of 2). Revenge of the Sith more than made up for the build-up films, even though the robotic Natalie Portman’s in that one too.
All the Star Wars movies were “kids movies,” and therefore prone to one dimensional character hysterics. I was twelve years old when I saw the first Star Wars, and I still have a fondness for it in my heart, but the fact remains that Episode IV, like all the movies that followed it, was a kids movie that was experienced by most people, for the first time, as kids. The main difference between Chewy and Jar Jar was the hair. And C3PO was a whiny bitch in all of the movies. Anakin was a gay trooper, but you can’t win them all.
He’ll need a tray …
“Death by tray, it will be!”
“Are you Jeff Vader?”
I think this clip from Chasing Amy is appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0VZj-85E5o
“What’s a Nubian?”
“Shut the f*** up!”
But V
delete delete delete
but Vader was always a whiny little bitch, it just sounds differnt when James Earl Jones does it
Are you all retarded?
What would the most evil person in the galaxy have been like as a child?
A whiny, selfish little prat. Anakin was played perfectly. Anyone who fails to see that is missing the entire point of the first three episodes.
i once shook darth’s hand in new haven.