Vampire Weekend (See What I Did There?)
Twilight fanaticism has reached extremely dangerous levels. And while I’m sure New Moon will rake in a lot of cash at the box office this weekend, it (SPOILER ALERT) probably sucks. Luckily, we can count on ROFLrazzi users to not contribute to ticket grosses, because they’re not interested in watching Kristen Stewart bite her lip in lieu of acting. Here are some LOLz to celebrate our non-love of sparkling vampires.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Once was quite enough, thanks!
Nobody’s telling me they didn’t learn to spell that properly at school. NOBODY!!!11!!!!eleventy!
third! man im good
Yes, being attractive women is just *so* gay, amirite?
Actually, being an attractive woman when you are a guy is kind of gay.
I think she meant “attractive to women”. And yes, it’s still gay. What straight women are actually still attracted to non-gay men?
Well, me!
LMAO @ Ayeka!!
I love how Pattinson is amused at being flipped off.
it’s a still from a movie.
I’m buying that movie, just to watch that scene.
I don’t think he’s looking at her hand…
I didn’t know the guy even owned a Harley.
WIN
LOL, @ 3rd image: I’m on Team That Girl
co-sign!
I’ll make T-shirts that have that image and we can flaunt them in public.
Hahaha, the first one is clever! Yay for making it to the front page and actually being funny!!
Too bad the girl giving him the bird is from a movie and not real. Can’t remember the name of the movie, but I saw this somewhere else and they confirmed it’s for one of his new movies.
HAVE.
shouldn’t HAVE.
The last one is love. Hands-freaking-down. She is my new god and will always be.
Can we please start spellchecking these things before puting them on the homepage?
Before “puting” them on the front page? Irony WIN.
Please look up the definition of irony. It’s quite annoying to see all these motivational images plastering “irony” all over them when they obviously do not know the meaning. So please, educate yourself, especially if you want to degrade someone.
I believe the actual word you are looking for is “hypocrisy”.
No, I think it would be irony. I’m sure AJohnson didn’t realize he had misspelled “putting.” Irony: an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
You win the internet.
May I say: IRONY WIN.
That just blew my mind.
I could see how you would think that. But hypocrisy is a little different. It’s definitely an irony to misspell something in a post blasting someone about spelling.
surely it’s only hypocrisy if you deliberately spell something wrong whilst complaining about someone else’s spelling?
Hi,
hypocrisy = saying you are against something but then end up doing it.. for example: you say you hate girls who cheat on their boyfriends and in the end you cheat on your boyfriend. that’s hypocrisy.
irony = correcting someone’s mistake and end up doing the same mistake.
This is rather a mix of both, they are a hypocrite for making fun of bad grammar and then using bad grammar, whether it was a mistake or not. It is also ironic that they should misspell a word while commenting on the misspelling in the caption. So, everyone needs to stop arguing and enjoy the LOLs.
Wrong. It’s only ironic in this case.
look who’s talking.
should or shouldn’t HAVE
Thank you! That was driving me nuts.
third one, new movie or not i love it. i saved it and posted it in my myspace gallary. lmao!!!
every real vampire approves of twillight jokes.
blade would slap him, alucard would eat him and count chokola would laugh him in his face.
And Angel would blast him with that sweet stake-shooter.
What about Count von Count from Sesame Street?
… Dracula & Nosferatu…
…and Count Duckula would ask Igor to prepare him with ketchup.
Real vampires? I didn’t know vampires were real.
Well as they say ignorance is bliss so *jedi mind trick* you did not read any of that! *end jedi mind trick*
And Armand and Marius would both gang bang him because, let’s be honest, sparkling does not make you gay, having tons of homoerotic orgies in Europe with men or adolescent boys wearing eyeliner makes you gay.
It seems in the past 10 years people have been mislead as to what “gay” means. I do however do not deny the sickening angst and emotion that is written into it. However, it is a diluted version of what which you can encounter in the first 6 chapters of The Vampire Armand…
On the topic of physical girlishness, it’s been proven in surveys that men which displayed generally more “feminine” facial features were seen as more attractive than a more brutish, “masculine” face. This is mainly because finer features depict benevolence, while menacing brutely features imply malevolence.
Just sayin’.
Gosh, I loved that novel. I want more really gay vampires.
What that study didn’t say anything about is one’s personality. Sadly what goes with looking feminine is acting feminine, and the average woman does not want a womanly man (personality wise).
Then again I know a lot of women who fall for gay guys… But they may not really be “average”.
ALL YOU TWILIGHT HATERS SUCK!!!!!
I CAN HAZ CAPZ LOCKS?
twilight rocks and twilight haters go to hell
A very erudite defense of your favorite book. I’ll have to remember to try that out in literature class. “Beowulf rocks! Haters go to hell!”
i wish i had your lovely, elegant, verbose way of defending my opinions…
Such a bountiful vocabulary these Twilight fans have is it not? It seems as if every time I encounter one they are typing in all capital letters and using text-speak. So intelligent. It must be something in the ink on the pages. Perhaps, though, intelligent people, or rather people with good taste in literature, are immune to the poison. Maybe it’s a government conspiracy to help stop overpopulation: Girls see Twilight, girls dump their boyfriends for not being like Edward, boys go after the airheads that make up most of the Twilight fandom because they are normally the blond haired blue eyed “girls” that guys normally go after, and they can not get them because nobody is enough like Edward. come to think of it, this may also help stop teen pregnancies . . . or cause more, what with all of these girls wanting to have “PRETTEH SPARKLIE HAFF VAMPIREE BABEHS!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!1!” You know the usual Twilight fan’s reaction . . .
what i can’t have my say in whether or not i like or hate something? its a free country dude.
In Soviet Russia, hate has YOU. And Twilight was written to pull in Bella Swans. And she is? A klutz, and not pretty. Poor little unattractives who sit in your room and read the series over and over and over again. You want to read a REAL vampire book? Read Interview with a vampire. No sparkles.
New Moon was actually closer to the book than twilight was. And not to sound like a screaming fanboy, but, OMIGOD! IT WAS AH-MAZING! When Jacob takes of his shirt to staunch the bleeding on bella’s head, i was silently screaming, ‘SMOTHER HER, DAMMIT!’
LoL I agree, I like Bella, she’s pretty but the whole short exhale out every time she has a line drove me nuts!
actually, it wasn’t so silently…
HAAAAAAATEEEEEEEERS
Oh, for ****’s sake, just because somebody makes a joke about your precious fandom doesn’t make him/her a hater. I’m a huge Potter fan, and I laugh at jokes about it. Because I’m not over-sensitive and I also have a sense of humour.
LOOOOOOOSEEEEEEERRS
The chick in that last one is my new idol. XD
The only way I’d ever watch those cursed movies would be via a few casting improvements:
Robert Pattinson gets replaced with a velociraptor
Kirsten Stewart gets replaced with a freshly-deceased corpse
And Taylor Lautner would obviously be VASTLY improved by placing an angry cat inside of a cardboard box and taping it shut. *rumblerumblerumble*
“Kirsten Stewart gets replaced with a freshly-deceased corpse”
Yeah, like THAT would be a noticeable difference…
Oh my good lord both of those comments just made me snort my drink up my nose!! Bahahaha!!
And Mike gets replaced by a gender-confused lapdog.
It never ceases to amaze me how the jealous droves come rolling out when pretty/handsome new young people shoot to fame…and riches…and love…so quickly. It’s great to have your own opinion, and nobody’s saying that EVERYONE has to like the Twilight Saga or the actors. However, repeating the same old crap over & over is completely immature; you hate all things Twilight? Ignore it and move on to something else.
Totally agree!! i’m against twilight, but if all the twilight haters stopped dissing it, the twilight lovers would stop defending it, and it would fade away faster.
….actually, I wouldn’t stop defending it. *L* But yeah, you get my sentiments on the entire thing.
For every twilight joke… there is someone out there hating it.
Why must there be so many people hating twilight jokes, it’s just obscene!
Haterrrrrzzzz *BAWWWWWWWW*
What makes you think that 4th rate Mary Sue fan fiction is defensible, just because it’s commercially successful?
WHAT.
Yes, of course, that makes so much sense. I don’t like someone, so I must be jealous of them! Either that, or you have no argument whatsoever. Just like EVERY OTHER TWILIGHT FAN I’VE EVER TALKED TO. Well, unless you count “OMG EDWARD IS PERFECT AT EVERYTHING, IT’S FORBIDDEN LUUUUUURVE!” as an argument. Oh, and yes you don’t agree with it, so it MUST be “crap” and “immature”. So, no, I’m NOT jealous, I’m absolutely happy where I am, and would not switch with Robert Pattinson for ANYTHING, thank you. So…
Sweeping generalization: check.
Ignorance to other opinions: check.
Valid argument: negative.
Trying to console yourself by telling yourself “They’re all just jealous.”: check.
Oh, and another thing. Ignore Twilight? HA! Yes, it’s not like almost EVERYONE around me gushes over it and these last few days haven’t been a living hell for me, what with the New Moon release, right? It’s not like you’re immediately “an awful person who doesn’t get life and should die in a fire” (someone actually said that to me because I didn’t like Twilight) for stating your opinion, right?! It’s not like you don’t swarmed by a bunch of Twilight fangirls for mentioning the new Zelda game, “Twilight Moon” with your friends (ALSO HAPPENED TO ME), right?!! RIGHT?!?
Get it now? Perhaps you have a little insight into the mind of an ant-Twilighter now. Hopefully.
/rant
*anti
*don’t get, as well. I was writing in rant mode, sue me.
Common folk who have such a burning hatred of or disgust for someone whom is currently taking over the world by storm is indeed jealous. They want the money, the fame, the power; it’s a natural human reaction. Your fervent denial speaks for itself.
Also, you make plenty of ’sweeping generalizations’ of your own; not all of us Twilight fans are rabid, screaming, storming fangirls. I am an educated 33 year-old woman who read the books, and see the movies AFTER all the screaming fangirls have gone. I don’t live or die by the story, nor did I mention Edward being perfect OR gush on about the forbidden love. (I also don’t stoop to ridiculous text-speak when I have a full keyboard at my disposal.)
As for ignoring the Twilight hoopla? No one forced you to click on this particular thread to begin with; you merely wished to find someone defending Twilight and proceed to try & incite a verbal riot with your own opinion of the series. I apologize for disappointing you. Perhaps you can go hang out at your local Hot Topic & sneer at the fangirls there and trip them as they leave the store. I’m sure THAT will make you feel like a big man.
Being constantly smothered by a herd of people promoting ideas that you find at best boring and at worst disturbing, and who by their consumption encourage low quality standards in literature and movie IS to my humble opinion quite a good motivation for annoyance -and after months and years of constant nagging, hatred. It’s much less jealousy than a general horror and disgust at the new mediatic icon it is supposed to be and what it reflects of our society.
I guess your 33-not-being-constantly-surrounded-by creepy/hysterical/shrill-teenagers like many twilight-hating highschoolers might influence your incomprehension.
There’s nothing more sad than an adult woman reading a teenage girl’s book and equating it to some monumental literary accomplishment. Same goes for those over-hyped movies.
I’ll be happy being “common folk” with my husband. I don’t need and have never wanted mass amounts of money and fame just to be happy. It sounds like you’re the jealous one, with your obvious idolization of a boring movie cast filled with lip-biting, breathy sighs and other terrible excuses for acting.
No, not all fans are screaming, rabid imbeciles, but quite a few are. Not to mention the ones swooping in to defend their fandom and failing to read into the opinions of the “common folk” who are obviously all just jealous of Stephenie Meyer and her wonderful talent and fame. Gag me. If I was to be jealous of a writer, I’d pick J.K. Rowling or Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett. At least they CAN write above the level of a 6th grader, and their plots involve something more than girl meets vampire. As for “ridiculous textspeak” you’ve missed the sarcasm in that. For such an educated 33 year-old, you sure as hell don’t know much about the internet.
Yes, because it couldn’t have been a blowhard like yourself possibly tempting someone to respond by calling all of the Twilight-haters jealous. Fault of your own? No. Fault of the stupid fangirls for screaming “OMG EDWARD” every 10 seconds in public and online? No. Fault of people who have differing opinions and wish to defend them from ignorance and misunderstanding? Yes, it must be we “common folk” for having a different mindset. Obviously.
It’s really of hallmark of maturity to see an adult alliterating to Hot Topic. Where did you come up with that GEM? But hey, at least you got your fanbase down; Hot Topic does carry a lot of the merchandise for Twilight and as such attracts hoards of well-educated fans like yourselves. Perhaps you should be the one to visit your local store. You may even find a few fan buddies and form your own Twilight Book Club so as to discuss the greater literary value inherent in Meyer’s PURE GOLD writing. Oh wait… there is none. I guess you can rant about who is hotter (Edward or Jacob) or if you’re not into that, parallel Bella’s lack of character and vapid tendencies with your own bland life. Maybe THAT will make you feel important and loved.
THANK YOU. And, no, I never insinuated that ALL Twilight fans were like that. However, there are more than enough to drive me crazy every day. And you go RIGHT back to the YOU’RE JEALOUS thing. No, I’m not jealous. I’m really angry at you right now. That doesn’t mean that I envy you SOOO MUCH and I would KILL to have your life. And, I look at every thread. I wasn’t trolling. YOU were basically saying “ANYONE WHO VOICES THEIR OPINIONS ARE IDIOTS” to my face, and everyone who read that, and I wasn’t just going to stand for that. If ANYONE here is a troll, it’s YOU. If you REALLY think I’m a troll, leave. We’ll be the better for it.
YOU are angry with ME? That’s amusing. When I made my very first post, it was a general comment towards the angry ‘haters’ of Twilight, who spend their time making ridiculous insults about the author & the actors, and accusing those of us who enjoy a casual work of fiction of being crazy. You originally jumped all over me about MY opinion of the situation, and apparently that made it okay, because it was YOUR opinion.
Be angry all you wish; any sort of hyper-emotion over something that was meant to be a simple story to waste some extra time with in one’s life is ludicrous.
I must admit, this response made my day. Obviously we disagree…and obviously you alluded to some things that I never said…however, it was well thought-out and used coherent vernacular. I didn’t expect to find that here. So, whereas I won’t suddenly go over to YOUR side with the Twilight craze, and I don’t expect you to come over to MY side, at least it was an intelligent difference of opinion. Mostly. Thank you.
Bravo, well said.
Just to go ahead and state: I do like Twilight. Also: I don’t gush about it except in the sole presence of my Twilight-liking friends (because we are not Twilighters, in the true sense of the word).
Now on to my argument.
I think I have a fairly good point to make in favor of Twilight. It got teenage and preteen girls excited about reading, the same way Harry Potter did several years ago. It also got them excited about what they read, and got some of them into reading *other* books, outside of the Twilight series. It promotes reading for fun, rather than just reading to make your AR grade or whatever. And that, in itself, is an incredible argument for their existence; when a book can pull a kid that age away from their Nintendo DSs and their PSPs and their TVs and all of the electronic babysitters we have today, that says something for that book, over almost any other argument.
I also have a fairly good point against Twilight: It’s ridiculously worshipped. That’s the problem with getting 12 and 13 year old girls involved the way Twilight did. It’s excessive and ridiculous. I went to the midnight premiere with my boyfriend’s mother (yes, shoot me) and everyone in the theater (besides myself and my bf’s mom) screamed like banshees the first time Jacob took his shirt off. It was ridiculous. Even Harry Potter, with all of its hype and its popularity, never had BANDAIDS in its honor (Twilight bandaids exist, go look in your nearest Hot Topic).
So, as I hope everyone sees, there are points to both sides: The books got kids reading, but it has beyond exceeded what any sane person would have believed possible.
Excellent reply. I hadn’t thought about the fact that it got some kids to start reading, but that’s a good point. I’m not going to say that I approve of Twilight now, but that is a nice silver lining.
They’re not really excited about reading though, are they? They’re just excited about reading Twilight. Or watching Twilight. What’s the point of being excited about reading if it doesn’t, in the end, teach you something useful? ‘Vampires have feeling too’ is nice on a t-shirt, but isn’t going to help the kid in the long run. Reading some watered-down monkey-dribble isn’t necessarily a primer to serious, intellectual pursuits, merely a primer for more watered-down monkey-dribble. So here’s a better plan: tell the children, “As you go through life, part of bettering yourself will involve things that you have to do that you won’t be excited about. You will do them anyway.”, and then they can read Twilight if they feel like it, but it’s no going making it out to be a saviour of literacy.
Reading fails to be an important endeavor if it’s main purpose begins and ends with putting sounds together.
I don’t mean to interfere. This whole argument is rather interesting to read through.
However at the “TWILIGHT HAZ BANDAIDS. IT MAKES IT MOAR POPULAR”; I just mean to point out that Harry Potter is in the midst of having it’s own theme park.
So.
:/
Hilarious! This post is an epic win.
I like him a lot better when he’s lookin’ all grungy with a ciggie hangin’ out his mouth. otherwise he just is soooo pouffy.
what the hell are u guys on about just comment on it!
Shouldn’t HAVE!!!!!!!
*facepalm
right… because anytime a man treats a woman like she matters, he must be gay. all that self-sacrifice and girl kissing just screams of his love for butt sex… especially if he sparkles at the same time!
Third time’s the charm… hopefully
No… I am all of those, except i dont sparkle…
And hence, I’m not gay.
Dammit i had to rewrite this…
I hate Pattinson or w/ev his name is… but
I think guys just call people gay to undermine them out of some inexplicable jealousy, such as the fact that girls… such as my gf… are attracted to said “gay” person.
YES! it finally posted!
I enjoyed all of these!
Not all of the people who are openly fans of the series think that Stephenie Meyer is a fabulous writer nor that anyone in the movies is doing a great job.
I am completely blown away at how black and white the people for and against the series tend to be. There are a few of us middle ground/grey types, but those who hate REALLY hate and those who love REALLY love? Hmmm. I can’t quite relate.
Who cares what rocks anyone’s entertainment world? It is all a passing fancy and if it bothers one so much, I have nothing to apologize for if you are the one feeling so strongly for it one way or another.
Get some control, please.
(It’s so odd to be going through one of these funny sites and find people arguing such an inane subject.)
I’ve seen the first film only because a bunch of us watched it at a friends house, and frankly I couldn’t be bothered to get worked up over it either for or against, it didn’t move me enough to make me care, in fact I was bored and fell asleep.
One thing I don’t understand about the Twilight fans who come on here though is this, this site clearly doesn’t like Twilight, they repeatedly publish images like this and make fun of the stories, actors etc, etc.
Knowing this, as you surely must by now, they’ve been doing it long enough, why on earth do you bother even reading these comments, let alone bother to reply to them?
I blame the guy who invented contractions. If no one had ever said, “should’ve”, then no one would ever have written, “should of.” Your and you’re. There, their and they’re. It’s really not that hard. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Heil Grammatik
I’m on team “Jump!”
Team Tyler’s Van (Tyler’s the guy who almost hit Bella.) ^_~
should have?
A. If you are so against Twilight, then why do you get online just to ridicule it? Sounds like closet fandom to me. B. Harrassing people who believe differently than you is not only wrong, but it may also lead to suicide. C. Yes, I am a fan of the series, but I don’t try to force my opinion on other people. Please, consider the young girls who are just trying to find something fun to follow and enjoy. Many of these girls are at a crucial time in their life and really don’t need all your negativity.
A. Yes, they make fun of Twilight because they like it. That SO makes sense. B. Go become An Hero. C. Lol, Twilightard.
yea i agree lol Twitard
so, let me get this straight, you would rather make fun of someone who is obviously smarter than you, than go out and get an education. BTW, i have been called much worse names.
‘Obviously’? Really now? Try again, this time with more intelligence.
“A. If you are so against Twilight, then why do you get online just to ridicule it? Sounds like closet fandom to me.”
One sentence in and you’ve already based your argument on a fallacy. Ridiculing Twilight, while the equivalent of shooting a fish nailed to a board at point-blank range, is hardly likely to be the reason they got online. Rather, it is simply one consequence. The fact that you can’t accept that some people really do dislike Twilight is bewildering, and may indicate a festering mental illness. You should discuss this with your therapist at your next appointment.
“B. Harrassing people who believe differently than you is not only wrong, but it may also lead to suicide.”
If you don’t agree with what I’m saying, I’ll commit suicide. It will be your fault
“C. Yes, I am a fan of the series, but I don’t try to force my opinion on other people. Please, consider the young girls who are just trying to find something fun to follow and enjoy. Many of these girls are at a crucial time in their life and really don’t need all your negativity.”
Many of these young girls should deal with it. Not everyone is going to like the things they like, and most people will let them know. A spine is a wonderful thing to get at a crucial time in life.
Using fallacious reasoning, suicide guilt-tripping, and ‘think of the children!’ as your main arguments? Genius. I can tell that 4th grade education of yours is doing a lot of good.
arguing with you is like trying to nail jello to a tree. you win ok? congrats on outsmarting a 9th grade girl
It is possible to nail Jello to a tree, and really simple: Nail the box the ingredients(was that a spelling error?) come in to the tree! It’s simpe as that!
Crap with good PR is still crap.
wow! ive been looking at that for several minutes and i still cant get over it! totally an EPIC win…..
Girls, settle down. We aren’t hatting on the movies themselves.. Sure they are a collection of lame acing, uninspired plots and cavemen allergic to shirts… But WE ARE NOT (c wut I did ther?) jealous of their fame, money, or this “power” you seem to believe that celebrities have. (LOL)
We do this simply because of the its funny to see how pathetic fans can be with their insane obsession for a movie about vampires. Especially one with main characters who look like a hungry hobo, a crackhead girl, and a metro-sexual version of the Geico caveman.
Sorry, but if you can take twilight, you SHOULD HAVE (c dat?) no problem taking the heat for it.
acing=acting, skip: “of the”
My keyboard skips letters sometimes.
*sigh* i know you people don’t like us, but i do love Twilight. and although i probably shouldn’t have, i thought the second one was funny. horrible, but funny
some vampires can’t get a break, huh?