It would do wonders for your career
Dear Buffy, Please slay Edward.
(Sarah Michelle Gellar)
Just look at him. The man is insufferable
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Yes pleaaaaase!
Or Selene from Underworld, since they weren’t above killing off annoying and/or dangerous to them fellow vampires!
WHy would you wanna kill her?
Huh!? I was suggesting that Selene was another choice for Hitwoman to off Edward Cullen!
Definitely! She needs to come out of retirement to change those gayass sparkles to permanent dust.
SHE HAS! Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM
That was great!! loved it. and I agree with the author of that vid, Edward is a creepy stalker.
loved it.
To kill this sparkly, with skin of living marble, one needs to use the predator of the predator. Have Father Able Nightroad kill him. After all he is a Crusnik–a vampire that feeds on vampires.
EPIC WIN!!!!!!
Somebody needs to stake that sparkly freak.
*looks at his passport* I better hope she’s got the right adress…
Please. Buffy was a joke to start with, and they made her a ‘drama’. A Teenage California Valley Girl Is NOT a Vampire Slayer! Hence why her name is ‘Buffy’. She doesn’t have the IQ required to slay her way out of a paper bag, much less slay vampires. Even sparkly ones.
Personally, you want some slaying done, get someone with not only experience, but variety of experience. VAN HELSING! =)
I love you.
That movie was awful, why would you want him to do it?
S/He could’ve meant van Helsing from Dracula…
… I hope that’s what s/he meant.
Or from the Anime.
Please tell me you are not entirely missing the point and not being a total doofus?
Of course, the entire point of Buffy was to take the stereotypical blonde cheerleader who winds up dead in horror movies and play fair turn around by making her the kick ass heroine. Which, yeah, was sort of the joke although not one I think you got all that well.
Of course, I love Bram Stoker, and will gladly take Van Helsing so long as he brings along Jonathan and Quincy. Yum, stereotypical Victorian British and American men.
you seem to have missed the genius of the entire series. The fact that her name was Buffy and outwardly she seems to represent the typical teenage valley girl is a perfect representation of the incredible witt and irony that define the impeccable writing on this tv show. If you’re referring to the movie that preceeded it than yes, you might be right. But the character of Buffy on the television series is the opposite of what the name entails. Each demon, each issue, and the entire plot of a high school on a hellmouth was a wonderfully crafted metaphor for teenage life and not only was the writing extrodinary, and the mythology extensive and entertaining, but buffy could certainly kick some vamp booty! buffy could without a doubt slay the crap out of edward well before the opening credits start to roll. thus endeth the lesson.
You’s are all just saddo haters!!!
Just cuss yez could never get a woman like how Edward Cullen could =P
kytnxbyex
… you mean by creepily staring at them and stalking at them?
You make me feel ashamed to be a fan.
Ditto.
Your book’s bad, and you should feel bad.
Ur attitude’s bad.
TROLL ALERT!!
this is a troll
you will ignore the troll
or its power shall become greater!
Y’mean a Mary-Sue? Also, Grammar much? Here’s how your statement SHOULD ‘ave gone, “You are all just sad haters! Just because you could never get a woman like Edward Cullen could.” . . . That’s not even a complete sentence . . . It’s almost always the same with you twitards: bad grammar and stupid arguements . . . *tsk tsk tsk* . . . so sad.
Watevs nerd.
Even Burger King has jumped on the Twilight bandwagon. How scary is that?
Wait, Bella is a vegetarian…
incoming Bella vs. the Burger King throwdown
I don’t think Bella is a vegetarian, I think the vampires call themselves that because they eat endangered predators and not humans.
lawl glad someone else noticed the stupidity of that XD
Vampire Hunter D please. Although, sparkling vampires isn’t entirely outside possibility in his world.
Even better…Hellsing.
Would love to see him turned loose on the sparklies.
Unlocking Level Four Protocols!
Alucard, Buffy, Van Helsing, Selene, Blood+… they would all team up to kill this angsty twit. It would be like an Anti-Twilight Justice League. And it would be glorious.
It’s probably been done in a fanfic…
And that is probably better written than any of the Stephanie Meyer novels!
actually, it’s hard to question Meyer’s writing abililty. Both her depiction and ideas are questionable to you and I, but her writing style is clearly well honed, judging by her success.
Look at Darren Brown. His book are utter rubbish, but people (including Twilight-haters) love them
His name is Alucard, and I think Seras Victoria is enough…
The only time Vampyres should be sparkling is when they’re gay or strippers . . . Heh heh.
She only slays vampires, not fairies.
Em, she’ll cheerfully slay anything actually evil and supernatural, so even though he is a fairy, Edward Cullen is still a valid target!
actually, if you look at it from that perspective, he ISN’T a valid target. she didnt kill angel UNTIL he was evil. she didnt kill spike even though he WAS evil.
As far as im aware, edward isnt evil, so killing him from buffys point of view would contradict the Buffyverse
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like they pasted a smaller picture of her head on her own body? O_o
Meh. She’d fall in love and sleep with him. Then she’d obsess for a year and a half.
This is how it all should’ve played out…
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: RAPIST!
summon a ent ! Vampire Nemesis!
Buffy, I miss you! Please save us from the sparkly demons!
NOOOOO!!!!!! dont kill edward! he has a wife and daughter!
a stupid soul less wife and a fishy daughter that will be raped by a wolf in its sad future. do kill him and the rest of them if you feel up to it ^_^
“Real vampires don’t sparkle” is WAY worse than every screaming twilight fangirl.
I was forced to watch the first movie (male, 25 y.o.) and it isn’t that bad.
Like a long episode of OC California with vampires.
But it’s a pity that the principal actress is that ugly. Alice (the short haired girl) should have played the leading role!
She doesn’t look the part either.
And it really was that bad.
Bella: *Flinches, then speaks in Robotic voice* I’m not afraid of you Edward, I love you.
You’re missing the point.
Bella isn’t suppose to be any good. All those girls watching want to think, yeah, she’s not all that. I could totally take Edward from her. Just give me ten minutes with Edward and he’ll forget Bella ever existed.”
Wow, I’ve never thought of it like that and it’s genius.
PLZ KILL THAT TWINKLEY LITTLE FREEK
Plz kill twikiller!!!
What a horrible Photoshop job.
Are you stupid? This is an actual publicity photo from the TV show.
That’s a very well-known promo pic that’s been around for over 12 years. No one cares if it was photoshopped anyways.
the anti-sparkle vamipre justice leage can capture him and hang him on the ceiling – free discoball!
What I see here: A prostitute holding a knife (?) and a bad caption.
I thought I was supposed to lol…………….>.<
*lifts rock and peeks underneath*
Oh, hello. That’s Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which was on the air for 7 years. And it’s refencing ‘Twilight’ which is everywhere no matter how hard we try to make it go away.
*lowers rock*
Yes, I know this is Buffy, and I think she probably wouldn’t slay Edward, seeing as he is not the type she slays. As of yet, there is no slayer for his type. And she still looks like a whore in this shot. And that’s a bad “stake”. And it’s still a bad caption. And I don’t have a television, which is why my mind is not as twisted by runaway media, like some people’s *cough*. I still want my lol.
Damn, even Giles had a TV…
Win.
Bwahahahaha. You’re mocking Twilight. How original and unique – I have never seen anyone mock Twilight before on this site. Truly you are a genius and a god amongst us mere mortals.
Or, to put it another way – get a life you pathetic twat.
I still want to get this shirt:
http://www.amazon.com/Buffy-Staked-Edward-Womens-Tee/dp/B001QKIY2Y
“And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.”
(Grr… argh…)
Where’s Simon Belmont when you him?
*kills edward*
me:yes!…YES!
signed: M.Bison
i. will. pay. you.
please slay jedward
Yes plz.
This will be my new wallpaper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu_PY405f40
This is the best Twilight spoof! I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. Olivia Munn just stabbing away while they talk. Awesome!
Only problem is, this Edward and Bella had waaay to much facial expression to actually be Edward and Bella.
You gotta see Twilight School Musical if you like that….
all these anti-twilight things are getting old
why are they anti twilight? just because you make fun of something doesn’t mean you are against it. If there weren’t so much to make fun of in that movie, it wouldn’t still be going on. I liked the books, but the movie is utterly laughable. It asked to be made fun of. We are simply… obliging it.
I agree. You know just because you think it’s stupid doesn’t mean everyone else should. Really, I know that the world is almost overtook by everything twilight but if you must don’t hate the movies hate the author. They may not be anti twilight but they ARE getting old. I mean really. Everything you say mocking twilight has been posted in about a million different ways across the internet, it’s just not funny anymore, it’s just people with a sad attempt at humor that was once popular.
NNNOOOO!!!! edward roxs my soxs!!!!
Oh good God, I LOL’d! I know many girls who will be annoyed with me for lolling at this, but I really don’t care!
Dear Buffy,
You should like totally team up with blade to slay Edward!
~Love,
Lestat
LOL Yes!
lol I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks kstew is a robot. and its not just in twilight… everything I’ve ever seen her in. she’s horrible.
But Buffy only slays REAL vampires!!! lololololollllllll!!
Ah, I remember the days when Sarah Michelle Gellar had cleavage…
anyone that says a joke or jokes are tiresome, yet still decides to make a comment about said joke is merely validating that joke. And judging by the people saying they LOL’d at this, it only goes to prove your incorrect assumption. just because you think something is old or not funny, does not mean your opinion is any more important than someone that laughed. I am tired of Twilight, but the jokes can live on and continue to make me giggle, even the one’s I don’t find amusing. Thank you and good day.
Wow. Ur fancy words r a bunch of blah, blah, blah. Not 2 mention da fact dat the only people who end a comment with ‘Thank you and good day.” r usually old.
To kill this sparkly, with skin of living marble, one needs to use the predator of the predator. Have Father Able Nightroad kill him. After all he is a Crusnik–a vampire that feeds on vampires.
NO!!!! Don’t slay Edward you idiots!!!
Yes! Do! Do!
DON’T SLAY EDWARD! GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION AND KILL WEREWOLVES INSTEAD! JACOB CAN DIE BUT LEAVE EDWARD OUT OF THIS!