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Probability that they’ll die on this mission: 100%.
Probability that Kirk will console their widows, then shag them: Also 100%.
(William Shatner and the Red Shirts)
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That’s not nice of you at all. How would he shag them if he’s somewhere in the galaxy, where no man has gone before ant the wifes are back home with the handsome mailman?
Also, yes, red shirt was a death sentence in that series, unless worn by Scottie.
Cpt Kirk is totally going to shag them along with all of the alien chics he comes across. He’s the man!! haha
This is not necessarily true… especially because in season 2 episode 13 “Obsession” there is a Security officer (wearing red) that did not die in the duration of the episode. We do however have to exclude all Engineering officers from the red shirt rule because they do not usually die.
Here’s another bit of trivia–the second redshirt from the left in this picture is Lt. Leslie, who dies onscreen in “Obsession”–and shows up in subsequent episode, alive and well.
Considering that James Doohan is dead, your argument has little merit. It just took longer for fate to get to him.
I think it’s more like “coming” where no man has come before.
that lot should wear him out for a while, is it pc to say shag on the interweb?!!!!!!!!, answers on a post card please
Do Americans say ‘shag’ aswell?
No they do not. They say something else but I don’t think they’ll post my comment if I write it out.
Americans say diddly-doodly
Actually I’ve never heard the term diddly-doodly. Oh, my virgin ears!
Where I come from it’s called the hibbity-dibbity.
Are you a hobbit? Or is that hobbity-dobbity if you are.
And can I watch? :=D
Who says an American made this picture?
Actually, all of the redshirts in this shot survived. There is one security officer who is killed in this episode, but he is not in this party.
I doubt any gives a flying rats ass, all your nerdyness does is taking the fun out of it.
I just wanted to ask if any redshirt ever survived…
(does my english suckz?)
The fact that you know that is so incredibly sad.
No, it is incredibly sad that BoringTroll does not know this. It shows his memory is going. He used to know.
When Sandy and BoringTroll grew up, Star Trek reruns were much more entertaining than the alternatives, which included Gilligan’s Island, Hogan’s Heroes, and many shows to forgettable to mention.
If I recall correctly, which is questionable, usually at most one red shirt died in an episode to show how the monster worked, or to demonstrate just how evil the bad guys were.
There were quite a few episodes where no red shirts died.
How is that sad? I think it’s impressive.
This is the Episode titled “Devil in the Dark” Season 1 Episode 25. Every one of those Security officers die in this episode.
And the guy who dies isn’t even in this picture.
1 only if they talk
2 only if they have one
Probability of 75 more Star Trek posts this week- 100%.
Nope, they only do these once a month.
What an asshole
KIrk?
That’s why I liked Scotty so much. He was a red shirt who defied death!
By the way… I wonder if it was in Shatner’s contract that Trek producers couldn’t hire tall actors?
The only thing he could not defy was old age. Curse you old age!!!
What’s that Piechart in the back?
The pie chart shows a statical analysis of the number of red-shirts killed, to the number of widows “consoled”, per episode.
what pie chart
Dweeb alert! Dweeb alert! Prepare to fire wedgie torpedo!
Got a good laugh out of this, thank you.
For every 9 women Kirk shags, Spock is allowed to shag 1 women while he’s under mind control.
Bones and Scotti only get to flirt.
Chekov get’s anyone to young for Kirk and I do believe Sulu’s score is in the negatives at the moment…
Correction: Bones gets to flirt with some of the women. Scotti gets to flirt with some of the women. They never flirt with each other though. I’m sorry that my fail mislead you…
I’m still wondering how a line graph became a pie chart in WooDoo’s head
You guys are so funny………………..love the redshirts..