One awesome Muppet! Ha ha ha!
THIS is a RESPECTABLE VAMPIRE
(Count Von Count)
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One! One respectable vampire!
Vun! Vun respecktibil wampyre!
Ah ha ha! *thunder crashes*
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Vincent the Vegetable Vampire from the Electric Company was ok too ^_^
“…and when I am alone, I count myself!”
its funnier if you bleep whenever he says count
“…and when i am alone, I *bleep* myself!”
Probably founder member of the Black ribboners!!
Terry Pratchett reference FTW!
And HE doesn’t Sparkle!!
Thank God!
Oh, and he has fangs, too. YAY!
Ahh, I always knew I had a good upbringing…
But he’s not burning either. =\ I guess puppet vampires don’t have that problem.
I actually mentioned this guy in an essay that I wrote about… certain beings that call themselves “vampires.” Disco balls, more like. Anyway, the essay was a hit with just about everyone that read it. *celebrates*
Not bragging; just mentioning the fact that I mentioned the Count, because he’s awesome. Also, there is no WAY I could brag about that essay; the first draft was crap. xD
Cool story, bro. *yawn*
These twilight hating captions are getting just as annoying as the movie. This was funny though
one count them one good vampire a a ahhh
Ooh, then Angel is totally a respectable vampire too!
That show was crap
Um, why is there a “C”, but he’s pointing to an apple?
Maybe he means the apple is crunchy?
I think this is the end part of Sesame Street. “Today Sesame Street was brought to you by the Letter F, the Letter U and the number 69″
BTW He’s a muppet, his fingers just look like they’re pointed in the wrong direction. Ferggitaboutit 
Ehehehehe…
This just destroyed my child-like innocence….
if you really had child-like innocence, you wouldn’t understand this video, and wouldn’t have not-so-childlike thoughts about it, so I seriously doubt that.
Not to poo-poo your whole theory, but this is a count who goes out in direct sunlight and doesn’t burst in to flames. And doesn’t drink blood. And (according to some guides) isn’t actually a vampire.
Just what definition of “respectable” are you using?
My basis for respectable is basically Doesn’t Sparkle.
Vampire Puppet with presence of mind to get his felt treated with Flame Retardant Chemicals is FAR more respectable than sparkly Volvo-driving “vampire”
And he does all the other cool stuff, like walk on walls and turn into a bat.
face it. hating something because it´s the cool thing to do is not funny when you keep it up this long.
Lemmings aren’t cool either. In fact, I would say that the lemmings are more annoying. Lemming.
and he could kick edwards a$$!
… and get more girls
yeah, 3-year-olds.
And what’s wrong with 3 year olds?
…They get you landed in jail pretty fast. And, you know, the whole hooking up with a toddler thing is sorta bad for world morale.
Cassidy is the best vampire ever!
A good Bela Lugosi-esque vampire, but not a true upir!
Dude, I wonder if he’s a Magpyr…
Actually a very respectable vampire. One of the oldest legends of vampires recounts (no pun intended) that they count obsessively, so if you need to get away from them, throw down a handful of seeds or stones and they will have to count them. Don’t know if Jim Henson knew this or not.
And Poppy, C is for Count!
no vampire is respectable…