I outlived
I outlived Michael Jackson Bet you didn’t see that coming
(Keith Richards)
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yeh, i saw it coming…
C’mon, Keef, everyone knows you’re undead….
Yeah, being a zombie doesn’t count.
Keith’s been dead since ’91, there’s just so much junk in his system his body hasn’t figured it out yet.
By the looks of him he got some works done…been mummified or something…Pharaoh Keith
Ask me about my zombie plan! No not really-it is just a sticker I have on myy car.
Wow, if that’s not old, I don’t know what is.
good on you keith, and all the rolling stones you rock dudes
Too soon…
Come on, Richards has been dead to the world for years and years…
*gigglesnort*
Not at all too soon
… Nah.
I WUZ TOTALLY GONNA TYPE THAT!!!!!
I’d fill in for Charlie Watts any time.
he is so HOTT!!!! lol
I’m not the only one! Thank God! You are my new best friend.
The funniest thing about this is that it’s a Louis Vuitton ad.
Its not the drugs that kill. Its the doctors.
WIN
Second that. I hate doctors.
*breaks out Third Eye by Tool*
good point
OMG OMG LOOOOL that’s a good one…TRUE true
considering Keith’s enunciation, shouldn’t this be written in some perversely slurred variant of lolspeak: ”
AyeoutlivdMygalJagzun…ehhhheh ,betchadiddenseethatcomin, didja?”
Bit of a cheat. Keith Richards is, after all, one of the undead, so naturally he’s going to outlast everyone.
Deja vu. Haven’t I read this somewhere before? *glances up at the comments*
more talent than chester the child molester jackson + way more awesome than chester the child molester jackson + better songs than chester the child molester jackson = Keith Richards
Never proven to have molested anybody but anyhoo, the rest of your post is pure opinion as well. The big difference between the two is when Richards dies noone will be the least bit surprised and it’ll be water cooler talk for about a day or two.
“Hey, did you hear Keith Richards died?”
“Yep.”
“Oh. So uh… what are we doing for lunch?”
“I’m thinking tacos.”
I agree with you, jasonx. Michael Jackson’s death was all over the news. Personally, I only liked some of his music, but still, sucks that he’s gone…
“Hey, did you hear Michael Jackson died”?
“HOLY CRAP ARE YOU KIDDING ME? *sob*”
Dude, if Richards dies, I know there’s also gonna be a lot of people sadder than when MJ died. Believe it or not… but the Rolling Stones are still popular.
He was on pirates of the caribbean!
Michael jackson didn’t get there either