Lots of celebs have gotten to where they are for their talents and charms (Taylor Swift comes to mind). And then there are the people who deserve none of their fame, who are commercially engineered to succeed without an ounce of actual skill or personality (Miley Cyrus comes to mind). But at the bottom of the celebrity hierarchy are those who get famous from having sex tapes. I mean — seriously? (Okay, there’s no Perez Hilton sex tape — THANK GOD — but he does make a career blogging about stuff like that.)

(Kim Kardashian)

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(Paris Hilton)

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(Perez Hilton)

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aren’t there enough crabs in the ocean ALREADY?

(Paris Hilton)

I just hope she isn’t staying for dinner.

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Bob says: spay and neuter your celebrities
Paris Hilton, come on down!

(Bob Barker)

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Her legs can cross? Who knew?

(Paris Hilton)

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I still feel safer than Paris Hilton’s dog

(“Darth Vader”)

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You know what’s hot? Proper usage of apostrophes.

(Paris Hilton)

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Where the hell is PETA when you need them?

(Paris Hilton)

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